I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang finally woke up and glanced at the time. There were still 30 minutes before the end of the exam. Thirty minutes might be death to others, but to Xu Mang, it was a great time to fight back.

enough!

Thirty minutes is enough to get full marks!

After paying the skill value, Xu Mang began to write. His speed was so fast that it was outrageous. Xu Mang was given this super ability by being single all the year round, and the environmental factor of copying the school rules the day after tomorrow was added.

Talent and environment are inseparable, Xu Mang has always believed in this.

Twenty-five minutes and thirty-seven seconds,

Xu Mang created a record. Although no one knows about this record, it will shock the entire campus in the near future.

Jingle Bell!

Put down the pen in your hand and leave the classroom one by one.

The invigilator had spoken, and Xu Mang checked his name, school, class, and student number at the last moment, and there was nothing wrong.

The corridor outside the classroom is very quiet. If the previous exam was over, they would either proofread each other's answers or brag about each other, but today...everyone is silent, each body seems to have lost its soul, aimlessly wandering around.

In the vast crowd, Xu Mang found Yang Xiaoman, not because she was so beautiful, but because of her sunken breasts, which made it hard to take one's eyes away, at least for Xu Mang.

Hey hey...

Do you think this math test is difficult? Xu Mang asked cheaply, Suddenly feel useless, don't you? Don't look at me like that, I'm a perfect scorer!

cut!

Yang Xiaoman couldn't help showing contempt at Xu Mang, it wasn't that he looked down on him, this time the math test paper was indeed a bit out of line, of course... just a little bit, it was quite easy for him.

you...

Yang Xiaoman just opened his mouth, when Lin Yishan walked over with a dark face, and hurriedly said: Hello, Teacher Lin!

Um...

Facing Yang Xiaoman, the dark clouds turned into sunny skies in an instant, and he said with a smile: Should Xiaoman play normally?

Yes!

Yang Xiaoman nodded.

Okay, okay! Lin Yishan was very pleased: Just perform normally, I have a hunch that you will be among the top three in the city's joint exam!

words fall,

He looked at Xu Mang.

Xu Mang!!! Lin Yishan roared suddenly.

So fucking real!

Is this the speed of face-changing in Sichuan opera?

Xu Mang shrank his head, and asked cautiously, Dry clams?

Come here, boy!

...

come to the office,

Xu Mang stood in the same place solemnly. At this moment, he had long since lost his sense of decadence, because he understood a truth, the more he got to this time, the more he had to be honest and responsible. What kind of frankness is lenient, and the prison is punished. Chinese New Year at home...that's just talking.

You did well in the math test! Lin Yishan said casually, Everyone else is frowning, but you are the only one laughing.

That is!

I don't even look at who I am! Xu Mang laughed.

Who are you?

Lin Yishan said angrily.

Xu Mang kept his mouth shut obediently. At this moment, he knew that he had committed a big taboo, being reckless and arrogant when he shouldn't be proud.

I ask you.

Can you get full marks this time? Lin Yishan asked.

Xu Mang nodded, and said seriously, I've got full marks!

Lin Yishan: @#￥%...\u0026amp;

Lin Yishan felt as uncomfortable as eating a piece of shit. He planned to plan every step of the way, but this guy came up and blocked the conversation. Could it be that he came prepared?

You go!

Remember to close the door.

oh...

Just after Xu Mang closed the door, he heard a crisp 'applause' from the office.

Crack!

Xu Mang knew,

Lao Ban is taking a selfie of a math born born into the world.

back to the classroom,

Xu Mang took a few ten-yuan notes and ran directly to the canteen. He didn't expect that the small canteen was full of people, and when Xu Mang was shopping, he found that the bread was sold out.

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: the croissant you asked for is sold out.

Bits of life: Then buy something else.

The dream of female creatures in the whole universe: no more, all the bread has been robbed.

Bits of life:...

Bits of life: instant noodles, seafood.

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: oh

Xu Mang bought two buckets of instant noodles, four ham sausages and two marinated eggs, and hurried back to the classroom.

Your seafood noodles, ham sausage and braised eggs.

Do you need me to soak for you? Xu Mang asked.

snort!

certainly!

Yang Xiaoman proudly raised her head: Make it better for my old lady. If I am neither soft nor hard, neither light nor salty, there must be a balance between ham sausage, marinated eggs and noodles. If one of them is not Do it, and see if I don't beat you to death at night!

listen,

listen!

The chest is not big, and the tone is not small!

Obey!

Relying on his understanding of instant noodles in the past, Xu Mang quickly made the instant noodles needed in violent airports, neither soft nor hard, neither bland nor salty, Kang Shibo Seafood with a perfect balance of ham sausage, marinated eggs and noodles noodle.

hiss,

hiss...

Yang Xiaoman?

Can you cook? Xu Mang asked.

Won't!

Yang Xiaoman glanced at it, and replied impatiently.

Xu Mang sighed, Yang Xiaoman was the only one who could be so confident when she didn't know anything.

can't cook,

Hot tempered and hot,

And she has no breasts and no buttocks... She looks like a three obediences and four virtues woman.

What are the three obediences and four virtues?

Never mopping the floor, never washing dishes, never cooking, never beating, scolding, speaking, or touching!

This is the modern version of Three Obediences and Four Virtues.

afternoon,

In one political and one English test, Xu Mang performed very steadily, and still had a blank paper.

He has already decided that, except for mathematics, all other papers will be blank. A failure in the entrance exam is nothing. The real battle will be the college entrance examination in early June next year.

perhaps,

Some people think this is too much, but when you fail to get into a good university, it is really too much, and the pain is not only for one person, but for the whole family.

Xu Mang vaguely remembered the tragedy at his neighbor's house last year, a letter of admission to a second-year university, and a fresh young life. Thinking about it now, he still felt a little embarrassed.

Originally, this tragedy shouldn't have happened, but his performance was too good at ordinary times, and unfortunately he overturned during the college entrance examination. The distance between being a darling and an outcast was only ten minutes, and the difference between being alive and dying was only ten minutes. .

When all the hopes of a family are on the child, any behavior and result of him will stir up waves. If he wins, he will win, and if he loses, it will be difficult to get back up again!

after school,

Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang beside him. It was strange to say that this guy had been taciturn since the English test, unlike his style.

What’s wrong with you?

I haven't spoken since the English test, looking depressed all by myself. Yang Xiaoman asked worriedly.

I want to play mid lane...

The two of us will play against each other later, let me play mid laner. Xu Mang said cautiously.

you...

I...

this...

Yang Xiaoman almost vomited blood, this guy was depressed for three hours, just because he wanted to play mid laner, and I was so worried about him, it made me mad!

You take the bus for my old lady!

Xu Mang nodded, and after walking a few steps, he suddenly turned around and said to Yang Xiaoman, I'm playing mid laner!

roll!!!

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