I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

The strong man didn't realize the horror of the incident, and felt that Xu Mang was making a fuss over a molehill, but seeing his serious expression, he was a little timid for a while, so he quickly took out his phone and checked the relevant news on the Internet, not to mention... What the hell!

all of a sudden,

The brawny man panicked even more, apologizing to Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman repeatedly. He did indeed enter a range of joules for obtaining a silver bracelet.

Compensation must be compensated, but it is not monetary compensation, but to get what you should get. At this time, Xiaoman is holding three giant puppets, his face is full of joy, but this alpaca The puppet can be left out... It's so fucking ugly!

Brother!

You have to testify for me! The strong man begged Xu Mang persistently, I didn't mean it!

Oh... Xu Mang could also see that this guy didn't do it on purpose, otherwise he wouldn't be stupid enough to use such a high-joule toy gun. Go and surrender yourself, and intercede for you by the way.

Immediately afterwards,

Accompanied by this dispute mediator, several people came to the dispute mediation site, and only then did they know the situation under the reception of the official staff. his subordinate staff.

This gentleman!

Hello, hello! Seeing the strong man, the deputy director immediately asked seriously, What was the situation like at that time? Can you tell me about it?

What I'm about to say...

Don't be afraid, and don't catch me. The strong man said with a worried face.

words fall,

The deputy said seriously: We are professionals, we will not be afraid, please tell me!

I...

I accidentally held a gun! the strong man asked cautiously.

At this time,

Xu Mang, who was standing on the side, saw the legendary tactical retreat.

Which gun? asked the deputy director.

It's... just a toy gun! The brawny man hurriedly said, A toy gun for playing balloons in an amusement park!

A comrade next to the deputy office,

He took out his mobile phone and searched for pictures on the Internet, and pointed at the picture on the mobile phone to the strong man, indicating if it was this one?

This is an AK47! The strong man shook his head.

moment,

Changed another picture.

This is an M4A1...not a real gun! The strong man was a little anxious: A toy gun! Not a real one.

Understood!

Go ahead. The deputy nodded and said seriously.

After hearing this comrade's words, the strong man hurriedly said: This day I went out of the stall as usual, and life is not easy... I cheated a little money from a child, but these two people appeared behind me. At first I made a lot of money. A few hundred yuan for a couple, I thought it was beautiful at the time, and thought I met a fool.

Then it was a tragedy. The couple won wildly, won crazy, won crazy, and in a blink of an eye, I lost more than 1,500. That's called accurate... It's just a random hit, Ka Ka Ka! You don't even need to aim. Take a look, hit me hard, I'm like a human... The strong man was halfway through the explanation, and suddenly smiled across the face.

However,

Xu Mang felt as if his soul had been infused at this moment!

The strong man asked with a confused look: You...are you laughing at me?

No no no!

I just thought of some happy things. The comrade immediately put on a serious expression: Please continue.

result...

The deputy director also laughed out loud.

The strong man was anxious: I'm not joking! I really broke the law!

Yes Yes Yes!

Then what... let's get down to business. The deputy director asked, Did you bring that toy gun you were talking about?

Bring it!

The strong man took out a toy gun and handed it to the two people in front of him.

After careful inspection, I didn't find anything strange. This is just an ordinary toy gun.

Puff,

The comrades around the deputy office couldn't hold back again... they laughed helplessly.

Hey! I've endured you for a long time! The strong man said, I really broke the law! Really!

Ahem!

Don't get me wrong...I just remembered something happy. The colleague hastened to explain.

You are obviously laughing at me, and you haven't stopped. The strong man shouted at the comrade.

The deputy said: Sir, we have received strict professional training. No matter how funny it is, we will not laugh... By the way, the man and woman behind you were your customers at that time, right?

Yeah!

The elder brother said that I have a gun. If I don't turn myself in, I will be imprisoned in the future. The strong man pointed to Xu Mang.

Hello, comrade. Xu Mang originally wanted to call the policeman uncle, but... he is also a professor, so calling someone else's uncle is a bit embarrassing, so he temporarily changed the title to comrade, Don't wonder if I'm wrong, because I can assure you More professional than you!

The deputy looked puzzled, what's the matter with this guy? Coming up is calling itself professional.

Who are you?

I'm Xu Mang, deputy director of Fuda's Department of Physics and professor of theoretical physics! Xu Mang took out a piece of paper and handed it to the comrade in front of him: This is the toy I got through calculations. The joule value of the gun, according to the firearms management law, the damage kinetic energy of this toy gun completely exceeds that of the simulation one.

...

...

He said he was a professor?

How do you look like a student.

Xu Mang...

The name sounds familiar.

Xu Mang? The comrade seemed to recall something, and said in surprise, You are the most popular recently, the youngest professor in history, Professor Xu Mang Xu?

That's right.

It's me! Xu Mang smiled.

words fall,

The colleague said something to his leader, and for a moment the deputy's puzzled expression became a little more serious: Hello, Professor Xu, thank you for supporting our work in your busy schedule, so what? ... We will have professionals come and judge whether it is really lethal.

no...

Me! Xu Mang! Xu Mang pointed directly, and asked with disbelief: An authority in the field of science, are your professionals as professional as I am?

don't even say,

Xu Mang has absolute confidence in this point. Others need professional instruments to judge, but Xu Mang only needs to know the air pressure and impact time of the balloon to accurately calculate the specific value.

This...then what. The deputy director didn't know what to say, but relatively speaking, he believed in professional equipment. After all, Xu Mang was not an expert in this field.

never mind.

By the way, this old man doesn't know that he broke the law, and he has surrendered himself, so he should be educated. Xu Mang asked curiously, I don't know what you two think?

The deputy director nodded again and again, and said seriously: That's it.

actually,

Xu Mang is only a professor, and his words are not so important. The reason for all this is that the deputy director has seen the list of winners of the Shanghai Annual Commendation Conference. It is conceivable that there is a whole series of Xu Mang's names... How terrifying the power behind him is.

after,

Xu Mang watched the strong man write the letter of guarantee, and after being verbally educated, the three left.

At this time, the strong man respected Xu Mang, and he didn't take an aggressive attitude like before. In the situation just now, it was obvious that even the staff respected Xu Mang extremely, so why didn't he respect him?

Brother!

Thank you! The strong man said sincerely, I didn't expect it to be so serious.

Don't thank me, just thank this harmonious society. Xu Mang suddenly stood at the commanding heights of morality, and said solemnly, Goodbye...

after farewell,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman were not in the mood to go to the playground, but Xu Mang was riding a locomotive, so how to get the three giant dolls back became a problem. However, this is a fast-paced era. Sent to my school.

Watching his fiancée fill out the express delivery form, Xu Mang stood aside and not only lamented the rapid development of the times, but also the accelerated pace of people's lives. It seemed that it had become a pursuit, and every aspect was trying to speed up.

Fast food, express delivery, snapshots, express trains... all focus on speed, and even this price increase is outrageously fast.

but...

The stress of living in this world can be overwhelming.

Let's go!

Looking at your sad face, what troubles do you think of? Yang Xiaoman held Xu Mang's arm and asked curiously, You have so many thoughts every day, why can't you be more open-minded?

I'm thinking... how to arrange the working hours of the gravitational wave detection laboratory in the future. Xu Mang frowned and said, The competition is too fierce, and it stands to reason that we need to work overtime and overtime...but this will lack the vitality of life. pleasure.

Yang Xiaoman didn't know what to say for a while, and after thinking for a long time, he said, You can't have your cake and eat it too.

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and the genes for death started to activate, and said, It's okay to be poor and single.

Xiaoman is so angry, my mother, I have to slap everything, this guy is reincarnated, right?

...

the next day,

Monday morning.

Xu Mang met Wang Jiafu on the way to teach the students, and had a brief conversation with Professor Wang, mainly about his daughter.

Xu Mang!

Thank you very much! Professor Wang said sincerely, You helped me solve a big problem.

nothing.

But there is one thing I need to discuss with you. Xu Mang said seriously: If Xiao Ai's attitude is not correct and affects the progress of scientific research...it's impossible to expel her, I might reprimand her, and then the tone It will be heavier, Professor Wang, don't mind!

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Professor Wang said seriously: Xu Mang... If Xiao Ai's attitude is not correct, and if she has any petty emotions, you don't have to sell me any face, just do what you want!

Even so... But Xu Mang really won't do anything. At most, he will treat him coldly. After all, he and Professor Wang used to have a teacher-student relationship, and now a colleague and superior-subordinate relationship. No matter what, he can't do anything to his daughter. .

at the same time,

Yang Xiaoman came to the laboratory with a restless mood, and the reason for her restlessness was to see that group of people again.

Before, Xiaoman had vaguely heard that the people in the group were talking about him behind his back, just talking about himself and Xu Mang. He didn't think much of it before, but when he heard it with his own ears, he felt very angry.

for example...

She relied on Professor Xu, wouldn't Professor Xu let her in?

Her World Mathematics Contest was ambiguous, and it was said that Professor Xu was behind the scenes.

Her status today is not due to her family and Professor Xu.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, the angrier he became, the more he wanted to beat someone up, Yang Xiaoman sat alone in his seat, annoyed with himself.

Yang Xiaoman?

Is there any progress in the calculation? A girl from the physics department in the group glanced at Yang Xiaoman and asked calmly: We are waiting for your data now.

No. Yang Xiaoman replied indifferently.

well!

Some people...just because of their background, they can do whatever they want. The girl sighed and said in a strange way.

words fall,

A boy said with a smile: What? Do you have any opinions? Even if you have opinions, so what?

Yeah!

This world has changed, and it has become a bit complicated. Another girl said with a smile: But... it's fine to be pretty, so I ask you if you are angry?

Then what should we do? Another boy said: In this day and age, it depends on appearance, otherwise others will be so fancy?

suddenly,

The atmosphere in the laboratory is full of ridicule.

Listening to these people's sarcasm in a disguised form, Yang Xiaoman felt that he was particularly wronged. It was the first time he was targeted like this by others. He obviously did nothing wrong, but he put all the problems on himself.

At this time, Xiaoman really wanted to beat them up, but...it was unlikely. If he did, Xu Mang might be implicated by him.

woo woo woo...

idiot!

When are you coming?

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