I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Only then did the strong man come to his senses. The Baiji player in front of him suddenly became very serious. One second ago, he was still exuding a charitable atmosphere, but the next second he seemed to be a born devil, ready to harm the beautiful world .

System... how many skill points do you need to hit all ten bullets?

[Recognized by the system, the exchange value of all ten rounds of ammunition: 2 (shooting skills)]

pay!

Clap clap!

It's still the same speed as before, but the ending is different.

Bang bang bang!

Ten consecutive sounds of balloon explosions.

At this time,

The brawny man woke up from his confusion, and his whole body was in a state of autism. This...what happened just now? It seems that all ten bullets have been hit. To be fair, he didn't even aim. How did he do this?

No no no!

It must have been my hallucination just now!

The strong man who didn't believe in evil slapped himself hard. After feeling a burst of severe pain, he hurriedly turned his head to look at the balloon, but nothing changed at all.

Fuck!

Could it be... Could it be that this kid stepped on shit luck?

Facing the reality, the strong man chose temporary self-hypnosis. After all, Xu Mang's previous performance was too real, and it wasn't actually a performance... He just gave it for nothing, and he gave it for nothing, from image to temperament to Actions are all free.

Ha ha!

I didn't expect that Nanda could hit all of them. Xu Mang said with a smile, Let me see... I want this My Little Pony doll!

Xu Mang directly chose Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony. He knew that the price was expensive just by looking at this look. He heard that Fatty G is a fan of My Little Pony. He will give him Twilight Sparkle's puppet in the next TI competition. The TI champion is... Fatty G can figure it out, or he will pay back the money.

The strong man has ten thousand unwillingness in his heart, but he has no other choice. It is the rule that he is willing to gamble and admit defeat.

In desperation, he took Twilight Sparkle's puppet and handed it to Xu Mang, and said seriously, I can give this to you, but you need to play another 20 games, or I won't give it to you!

The strong man's idea is very simple, to balance his own losses, after all, the price of this puppet is about 500.

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

this...

This is a good man!

Um!

I can see that you are actually a good person. Xu Mang took the puppet and said seriously, I'll play another fifty games!

The strong man was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said: Don't play tricks!

I, Xu, never play tricks! Xu Mang said with a smile, Don't worry... either you die or I die today!

This word...

Why does it sound so twisted?

The brawny man felt a little bit of retreat for a while, but looking at Xu Mang's cute expression, his retreat turned into a fighting spirit.

promise!

Your first doll. Xu Mang handed the doll to Xiaoman beside him, and said with a smile, How is it? Is your fiancé particularly awesome?

you...

Are you pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? Yang Xiaoman and Xu Mang have been together for nearly two years, and every inch of him...Xiaoman is very familiar with him. After that, I knew that this guy started playing tricks on others again.

I don't know how many people have been tricked in the past two years... But God gave him a face for nothing, just to do this kind of thing. I guess this boss is also the same. Seeing Xu Mang's cute face, Unguarded.

No no no!

Good luck, good luck... Xu Mang shook his head hastily. Although he knew that Xiaoman might know his tricks, this scene still had to be finished.

Xiaoman's intelligence has improved significantly since the qualitative change, so he naturally wouldn't believe Xu Mang's nonsense.

Scan code,

pay,

Take the bullet.

Xu Mang reloaded the bullets slowly, and after ten seconds or so he raised the toy gun and hit them randomly, but all of them were hit.

well...

Ten seconds to fill, three seconds to shoot. Xu Mang sighed, glanced at the ten broken balloons on the board, and said with a smile, Then what... I want an alpaca puppet!

at this time,

The brawny man finally understood that he had been tricked by others. Everything he did before was just acting. He was just a showman. Any good luck...it's all fake!

Are you kidding me? The strong man looked at Xu Mang arrogantly, trying to make Xu Mang succumb with his arrogance, but... what he met today was Xu Mang, who was so iron-headed that he could smash through the south wall handsome man.

That's right! Xu Mang nodded, You guessed right.

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

The strong man suffered a lot of humiliation. If he could bear this, he could also bear the feces swallowing.

However...

He still has a chance to turn defeat into victory.

Can I continue playing? Xu Mang asked cautiously.

Can!

The price has increased! The brawny man stared at Xu Mang: Once a hundred times.

Hello!

Did you raise the price like this? Yang Xiaoman hugged two large puppets, and shouted at the strong man angrily: Do you really think we are Kaizi? Be careful, old lady, I will call the business management, and I will send you this The broken stalls were confiscated!

but,

Obviously the strong man didn't care about it, and said with disdain: If you dare to fight, you don't even think about getting out alive.

This almost made Yang Xiaoman angry, but fortunately Xu Mang was more rational, he grabbed Xiaoman who was about to run away, and said with a smile: Don't worry, brother, we are civilized people.

words fall,

Paid a hundred yuan directly.

Xu Mang!

For my old lady, I'll beat him to death! Yang Xiaoman said angrily.

Xu Mang nodded.

The system... hits all!

[Recognized by the system, the exchange value of this round: 10 (shooting skills)]

wrong!

what's the situation?

Xu Mang glanced at the strong man and saw that he looked confident, so he knew that the toy gun was controlled by his remote control.

After paying the skill value,

Picking up the toy gun, it was another round of beating.

I want that... Hatsune Miku. Xu Mang pointed to Hatsune Miku's large puppet and said with a smile.

The brawny man was completely dumbfounded, his face gradually turned from shock to anger, these three dolls were worth more than fifteen thousand, and they were taken away in such a muddle...

this moment,

The brawny made a bold move, and he decided to force his way out.

no!

There must be another round! The strong man glared at Xu Mang, and said viciously at him, If you can still hit all of them in the second round, the prize will only be given to you!

Why?

The rules don't mean that if you hit ten balloons, you will get a big prize. Yang Xiaoman scolded, Can you change the rules temporarily?

Any comments?

I have the final say on my territory! The brawny man pointed at the green dragon on his arm, and said arrogantly, Why do you still want to be rough on me?!

Seeing the arrogant and domineering look of the strong man, Xu Mang was speechless for a while. Everyone is a civilized person, so why do they fight and kill? It's too outdated to still play this game in the 21st century!

Dude!

I'll give you a way to survive, and apologize to me and my fiancee, and we'll let it go. Xu Mang said seriously, Otherwise, we'll call the police.

Don't!

Choose to call the police! The strong man took out his phone and said to Xu Mang, You don't want to call, do you? Then I will call myself!

Faced with this operation,

Even Xiaoman, who is extremely smart, is full of confusion. This... what kind of operation is this?

well?

Is he crazy? Yang Xiaoman asked curiously.

This person is a thug. Xu Mang said with a dark face, He knows that this is a dispute mediation, so he intends to use this method to gain benefits. As long as his attitude is tough, it will be really difficult for us.

Then what should we do? Yang Xiaoman said angrily, Just watch him bully us?

Bully?

hehe...

Xu Mang pointed to his head, and said to Xiaoman, Knowledge is power, use wisdom to defeat the enemy!

soon,

Dispute mediators rushed to the scene, glanced at several people present and asked, What's the matter?

They lied to me! The brawny man pointed at Xu Mang and said innocently, I'm a small business, but these two liars cheated me out of everything!

Unilateral rhetoric could not win the trust of the dispute mediator. Everything was based on evidence. The dispute mediator glanced at Xu Mang and Xiaoman. From a sensory point of view, he felt that the strong man was lying.

However, this kind of matter itself is mainly based on mediation, and it is enough for the two parties to talk about it.

However,

Before the dispute mediator could speak, Xu Mang spoke instead.

This staff member!

I have sufficient evidence to prove that this guy has a gun. Xu Mang said seriously, Please protect the two of us first.

words fall,

The few people present, including Xiaoman, all looked dumbfounded.

???

???

???

this...

what's the situation?

Playing so hard?

defamation!

I'm going to sue you for slander! The brawny man pointed at Xu Mang's nose and said angrily.

Ignoring the strong man's accusation, Xu Mang walked to the booth silently, took the toy gun he had played with just now, and said seriously: This toy gun has a lot of lethality, it will cause harm to the human body. Next, I will use numbers to tell you why.

As staff.

Should you carry paper and pen with you? Xu Mang asked, Please lend me some.

oh oh...

The dispute mediator hurriedly took out the paper and notepad and handed them to Xu Mang.

The kinetic energy of killing generally refers to the muzzle kinetic energy of the bullet that is equal to half of the product of the bullet's mass and the square of the exit velocity, expressed as E=mv^2/2. Xu Mang wrote the calculation process on the paper while talking to the several present The person explained: m is the mass, and v is the exit velocity.

According to the air pressure of an ordinary balloon, and the time required to shoot the balloon at my position just now, through calculation... Xu Mang looked up at the strong man, and said very seriously: More than two joules per square centimeter.

The Firearms Management Law stipulates that the kinetic energy of metal or other substances fired by simulations should be less than 1.8 per square centimeter and greater than 0.16 per square centimeter. Xu Mang said, Brother... you are finished!

Fuck!

This... is this fooling people?

The brawny man was frightened by Xu Mang for a moment. He didn't know if he had broken the law. He bought it through an acquaintance. He heard that it was a high-tech modification, and it was easy to cheat money.

I...

This... The strong man was speechless.

If I were you... first say sorry to the couple in front of you, then make up for the loss, then take this toy gun to the police uncle for safekeeping, and finally write a letter of guarantee and sincerely admit your mistakes . Xu Mang still maintained a serious expression: I'm saving you.

at this time,

The staff member looked at Xu Mang in horror.

he...

Where the hell is he?

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