I Became a Progenitor Vampire

ps: This chapter spoofs nonsense chapters, you can skip it if you don’t like it, it will not affect the plot.

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At a military base of the American military, a colonel with gloomy eyes stared at the tall soldier in front of him.

Henry, as the most elite spy in America, I hope that you will gather more useful information after entering the game Glory this time.

Yes, sir! The big man in military uniform in front of him replied loudly, his eyes extremely firm.

Very good. The colonel was quite satisfied with this, Although you have written down all the game information for more than a month, it is not enough.

This is a very difficult game, and our intelligence services have not yet figured out this game.

And there are a lot of new news appearing on Huaxia's network every day.

This game must hide some ulterior secrets in China.

So I need you to make friends with some senior Chinese players when you collect information, just in case you need it.

Yes, sir. An extremely confident look flashed in Henry's eyes.

Report sir, I have mastered all the strategies and skills of this game, they will surely be conquered by our country on the top of the mountain!

We in the United States are the chosen people, the race favored by God, and what those heretical Chinese people can do, our great American must be able to do better!

The colonel nodded with satisfaction, Very good, you are right, only we are the best race!

There are also 5,000 elites from our military intelligence department who entered the game with you, but you may not be able to get help in the early stage, because we have no way to affect the progress of the game.

I need you to gain a firm foothold as soon as possible, and it will take some time for the funds to be given to you.

Henry answered loudly, Yes, sir, don't worry, I will solve the financial problem myself! His eyes were extremely determined. In the eyes of this military elite, how difficult is it to play a game?

And with the support of a lot of intelligence from the Ministry of Military Intelligence, there are already dozens of mature strategies in my mind.

where were you born,

What NPC to encounter and how to do it, the Ministry of Military Intelligence has already formulated a plan.

In this case, it was like copying the answer, how could Henry, an elite military spy, not be confident?

The colonel was very satisfied with Henry's answer.

Go down and get ready...

Not only Henry has self-confidence, but the Colonel is even more confident. He firmly believes that with the addition of 5,000 military agents, this game that claims to be absolutely real is not just a casual conquest...

The launch of Glory is a major event that the world pays attention to.

This is especially true for foreign players, especially those who watched the live broadcast of Li De's killing Quartet in Ainos City, and they can't wait to enter the game.

Of course, there are also intelligence personnel with special purposes from various countries.

No way, the influence of Glory is too great, not only because of the game, but also because of the things behind the game.

For example, the most core point - games can improve physical fitness in reality, this matter makes those top scientists crazy.

But Glory is too dark technology. Hackers from various countries can't even break the anti-theft network of Glory to obtain the source code. Until now, they have not been able to find where the other party's server is...

Therefore, the number of game slots they have exchanged for at a huge price is naturally impossible to be wasted so easily.

One by one, they are gearing up, sending the army to participate in it, and they all want to explore the secrets of this game.

Under the circumstances that each country has different purposes, Henry, an elite American agent, entered Glory with hundreds of millions of people.

On January 1, 2052, at exactly 21:00 in the evening, Henry, who was lying in the game cabin, saw darkness in front of his eyes. When he opened his eyes again, the surrounding environment had changed.

This is a medieval church building, and the crumbling magic lamp emits a faint glow at the base of the dilapidated wall, making the mottled oil paintings hanging around it even more ancient.

Henry sat up and began to look around, his blue eyes quickly became sharp, like a hunting falcon.

As an elite agent, although I have absolute confidence in conquering this game, I still hold my mind and start to observe carefully after entering the game.

According to the information, players were born in the Glory Goddess of Life Temple, and there are usually priests around. What is the situation when there are no priests here?

With a frown, he didn't think much about it, stood up from the altar, closed the short robe of coarse cloth on his body, and then walked straight out.

Now the first thing to do is to find the priest. He doesn't know the common language of honor, and he must be proficient in the language here before he can take the next step.

yah~

The moment the door opened, the blood moon in the sky made Henry frown.

Sure enough, the intelligence department said in the morning that great changes have taken place in Glory, it is speculated that because of the second public beta, the official opened a new expansion piece - the old days.

Although there has been no relevant announcement on the official website of Glory, it seems that this is common sense combined with the mystery of the other party.

The sharp-eyed Henry began to think about everything about the game. It seemed that he was a seasoned professional player at the moment, showing his elite characteristics in this unmanned place.

Outside the church is a yard with a very high wall. Although it looks a bit dilapidated, it is very clean, and it seems that people often walk around.

After scanning the surroundings and seeing nothing useful, Henry came to the courtyard door, but just as he was about to open the courtyard door.

bang~

The wooden courtyard door in front of it burst directly, and sawdust splattered and scattered all over the place.

Then, before Henry had time to hide, several players broke in.

After seeing Henry, the eyes of these obviously malicious players lit up.

Finally found a foreign player. There are so many people in Nima Huaxia that they are embarrassed to do something to them. This foreigner has no psychological burden. Let's work...

As a special agent and spy against China, Henry has studied Chinese for 10 years, so he can understand these words naturally.

Hello, dear Huaxia players, although I am American... But I love Huaxia the most, I like your food, and your culture...

Are you a beta player? Can I be friends with you? Or can I be paid, you guys, to bring me an upgrade? …”

According to his past experience, under normal circumstances, most Chinese people will smile when being so praised by a foreigner, and feel a little proud in their hearts.

But what happened next took him by surprise...

Fuck, this guy still wants to lie to me? My perception is approved by the Master Master. If it wasn't for my control, I would have become a Master.

The pock-faced player who was headed by the big five and three thick was suddenly furious, and waved his hand and roared.

Do it, be quick, today you must tie up 30 gringos and send them to the limit of the Evil God Temple...

The sand sculpture brother next to him smacked his tongue when he heard this, 30? Boss, what about you? Isn't it because your boyfriend hooked up with an Englishman?

Shut up!! The pockmarked big man's face turned green with anger, I'm in love with him!! These bastards should be damned, grab me and sacrifice them to the evil god!!

Henry's face changed greatly, are these bastards for real? ?

Fake, I'm American!! You can't treat me like this!! I can pay you, I have dollars...

Hmph, it's you America that was caught, pull it out...

Several players swarmed up, and Henry was immediately angry when he saw this scene. He was a dignified elite of the Military Intelligence Department, how much important information he had stolen, and how many idiot players wanted to embarrass him?

Immediately put on a mixed martial arts stance, he wanted to let these bastards know what an elite is, and what an American can't be humiliated.

Just when Henry hadn't had time to make a move, suddenly he only felt a flower in front of him, and then a fist the size of a sandbag appeared in front of him.

puff~

In the next second, this elite spy was ripped off unreasonably.

He~tu, even a novice who doesn't even have level 1 dares to look like a master in front of me?

Take him back first, and the rest will continue to look for it! !

Find out for me all the old foreigners who have descended on the surrounding temples. If they see them on the street, they will immediately arrest them. Today, Grandpa let them know the consequences of seducing other people's boyfriends! !

From appearing to being dragged out the door, this spy with a lot of information only had time to glance at the blood moon in the sky...

After 8 half sundays.

brush~

Henry with a gloomy face was resurrected on the altar. After sobering up, the military spy quickly glanced at the church, made sure that there was no one around, and got up quickly, and then quickly turned out the window.

Behind the window was the backyard of the church. He didn't dare to walk from the front yard, because he didn't know if those damn Huaxia players were still waiting for him.

Thinking of what happened when he was kidnapped just now, Henry subconsciously touched his crotch, and the pain still made him linger...

Damn bastard, my dick... No, calm down and get down to business...

Henry suppressed the revenge anger in his heart, and at the same time, after scolding the sand sculpture players millions of times in his heart, he began to calm down.

He needs to do a few things now. First, he finds a priest to learn common language and integrate into the world.

Second, you can spend money to hire Huaxia players to provide him with protection. If you have money, you can definitely gain a firm foothold soon.

Third, find a safe hiding place and stabilize first.

After a little thought, Henry decided to do these things at the same time. This was the easiest way to continue the game from the information given to him by the MI.

Even as long as he can survive for a few days, he can take off immediately after a large amount of funds from the military are in place.

Although it was painful to lose the first time, Henry, an elite military man, quickly adjusted.

After determining the next action target, he turned his head to look at the three-blade-high courtyard wall in the backyard of the church. After Henry sensed the strength in his body, he was certain.

can be crossed.

He threw a stone from the courtyard wall, and after confirming that there was no magic barrier, he stepped forward a few steps and turned over.

Henry, who has undergone rigorous training, is naturally not weak, and even the physical fitness of a commoner allows him to reach the top of the courtyard wall in three or two steps.

But just as he climbed up the courtyard wall, the moment Henry's expression was showing a happy expression, a magic lamp suddenly lit up outside the courtyard wall, and then dozens of guards who seemed to be crouching all turned to look at him.

The scene suddenly fell into embarrassment.

Seeing this scene, Henry wanted to cry at the moment.

Damn bastards!! What are these people doing here without sleeping in the middle of the night?!

This was the last thought of this guy, and then he heard the sound of a crossbow arrow, and his body fell back heavily.

After 8 sundays.

It was already 1:00 noon.

Henry, who was resurrected from the altar, gritted his teeth and got up. Seeing that there was no one around, he quietly went out through the front door. After confirming that the yard was safe, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Those damn bastard players shouldn't be coming back...

The back courtyard wall can't be overturned, so let's go from the front.

After this thought arose, Henry was more careful this time, bowed slightly, and then stepped forward cautiously, wanting to see the situation outside through the broken door.

But just as his head was stretched out, a voice that made him grit his teeth suddenly sounded.

Yo, I was too tired to stay up late last night. I just slept comfortably when I woke up and saw a foreigner. I'm lucky.

After the sturdy pock-faced player yawned, he looked at Henry with a smile.

Since you've seen it, let me meet our great God of Devouring again...

Henry's face turned green, and he only felt the pain in his crotch. He turned around and ran, but just after taking a step, the back of his head hurt and he lost consciousness.

His last and only thought was a Chinese curse he once learned.

I fuck you sir...

After 8 sundays.

Henry with an indifferent face was resurrected from the altar.

After quickly confirming that no one was around, this time he did not rush to go out, but began to rummage in the church.

As a professionally trained American military agent, fighting with cold weapons can greatly increase the combat effectiveness.

So he needs to find the right weapon.

But unfortunately, there are no good weapons and equipment here, only two slightly hard wooden sticks were found.

Armed with a weapon in his hand, he felt more confident in his heart. He still failed to attack this firm-willed American agent after three consecutive deaths. He needed to let outsiders know that the United States could not be humiliated.

Humph, damn Chinese! !

After Henry scolded, looking at the already dark sky, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his mood suddenly became unpleasant. In this bullshit game experience, the achievement of doing nothing this day was killed three times.

This time, instead of rushing out of the yard, he turned out the window and came to the backyard again.

He didn't believe it anymore. Someone was standing here last night, and there will be tonight.

But just in case, Henry climbed slowly to the courtyard wall with extreme caution, and then prepared to stick his head out to observe the situation.

The three-blade-high courtyard wall is very simple for this elite in the army. With the smallest movement, he quickly climbed to a position close to the top of the courtyard wall.

After stepping on the stone cracks to stabilize his figure, Henry slowly stepped his head out of the courtyard wall, wanting to quietly observe the movement outside.

But when he just stuck his head out, suddenly a thick magic wave flashed across the courtyard wall.

Henry only felt a tremor all over his body, and 10,000 alpacas ran past in his eyes.

Isn't there no magic circle here last night? Fake, your uncle...

thump.

After 8 sundays.

Henry, who was resurrected from the altar, flushed a little, and his hands trembled unnaturally.

I can't be angry. I am the most elite soldier in the United States. How can I be angry?

There is still a chance, there is definitely a chance!!

After standing up tremblingly, Henry gave up the idea of ​​entering and exiting from the front and back this time, it was too dangerous.

Quietly opened the door, the blood moon in the sky still exuded a heart-pounding aura, but Henry couldn't be in the mood to watch this at this time.

When I came to the courtyard, the courtyard door that was hammered by the player was still broken and lying on the ground.

Henry was short and looked at the empty, doorless exit in the yard, as if he could go out in a few steps.

But at this moment, this American military elite did not dare to approach, because he did not know whether the perverted player with pockmarks would suddenly appear.

Those two experiences of cutting his penis had already left him with a serious psychological shadow... That doorless exit was like a giant mouth of a demon, and it seemed that it might devour him at any time.

Henry gritted his teeth and decided not to gamble on his luck. He avoided the entrance and exit of the yard and began to look around the yard.

The front wall is obviously on a street. It is better to go out directly from the door if you climb over the wall from the front.

But after a circle, he suddenly found that there was a dog hole in the corner on the left, and the dog hole was obviously leading to another street...

Henry sneaked and squatted in front of the dog hole like a thief, his expression extremely tangled.

To drill or not to drill? ?

No!! Even if I die, I won't drill a dog hole. I am a military elite trained by the United States, how can I drill a dog hole...!

I just made up my mind, but when I turned my head and glanced behind the empty front door, my crotch suddenly froze and I shivered.

It's a dog hole for America, it's an honor!

Thinking of the horror of the pock-faced player, Henry gritted his teeth and ducked into the dog hole...

The dog hole was about two edges long. Henry, as an elite soldier in the army, naturally climbed a dog hole very quickly, and his head was exposed in just a few short strokes.

After sticking his head out to confirm that there was no one around, UU reading www.uukanshu.com immediately climbed out, then polished the soil on his body and quickly walked towards the alley outside the street.

After he took a few steps, he turned his head to look at the church surrounded by high walls, and suddenly had a feeling of tears streaming down his face.

It took me more than a day to finally escape from hell.

But just when Henry was reborn, a voice from behind made his face stiff.

Yo? Why did a foreigner suddenly appear here? Come on, tie me up, it's going to be dawn soon, the sacrifice must be quick.

Henry slowly turned his head and saw a burly man with a pockmarked face appearing in the alley behind him and a few players carrying a knocked-out foreign player.

He was about to speak, but then he felt a fist the size of a sandbag appear in front of him, and he fell into a coma.

This time Henry had only one question in his mind before he fell into a coma, who developed the game? ?

I fuck him uncle! ! !