Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

"No, you don't have this or that, so why are you being emo?"

Zhou Hao: "..."

"Wait! The number of people seems wrong!"

After calming down, Tour Guide Qu checked the number of people and immediately found that there were fewer people in the team.

After hearing this, everyone glanced at each other and quickly discovered who the young person was.

"Guide Qu, it's that girl who didn't follow us!"

Tour guide Qu stamped his feet fiercely.

"I'll go back to find her. Just stay here and don't move around. I'll be back in thirty minutes at most!"

"Guide Qu, do you want to go back? This is too dangerous!"

"I used to be a soldier!"

Zhou Hao stood in awe after hearing this.

"Guide Qu, do you want my help?" Zhou Hao stepped forward and asked.

"It doesn't matter that you are not familiar with this place and don't have wild survival skills. If something happens, it will be even more troublesome."

After saying that, the tour guide ran back along the original road.

Seeing this, everyone could only sit there and wait for Tour Guide Qu to come backl1.

And not long after Tour Guide Qu left, a dark shadow came towards the tourists.

After some time passed, Tour Guide Qu took the female tourist back to the place where everyone was resting.

"I'm back. Is everyone okay?"

Hearing the voice of Tour Guide Qu, a tourist turned his head with a stiff face.

"Guide Qu, I remember you said you could protect us from tigers, right?"

Tour guide Qu was stunned when he heard this and then immediately took out the shotgun from his back.

"Did you meet a tiger? It's over there!"

The tourist pointed stiffly behind Qu Tour Guide.

Tour guide Qu turned around and looked.

He saw a creature that was ten meters tall, standing on two feet, and with swollen muscles all over his body, appeared in front of him.

Now the tour guide was completely dumbfounded.

What kind of tiger is there? This is clearly the Pioneer Tiger!

Chapter 1,106 Society, Brother Tiger

Protect?

How can I protect myself?

Shotgun? is that useful!

I can’t even break through the defense on the other side with this shot!

Looking at Tiger Pioneer’s muscular tour guide, tears rolled down his face.

Did you agree that the gun would be accurate and fast within seven steps?

How come times have changed again!

First there was the giant ape, then the giant turtle, and now there is a tiger pioneer! Could it be said that The Classic of Mountains and Seas is actually a realistic work?

Tiger Pioneer didn't know what Guide Qu was thinking. Looking at the shotgun in his hand, his eyes were full of disdain. The purity was too low! Such a trash fish! He can eat ten in one bite!

"Human, you are holding a weapon in your hand because you want to quarrel with me."

This Tiger Pioneer can actually talk! Could it be said that not only the body but also the brain has evolved?

"Hmph, are you wondering how my intelligence can be so high?"

Tour guide Qu looked surprised, and when he saw his expression, the corner of Hu Xianfeng's mouth curled up.

"Your next sentence is, how do you know!"

"how do you know!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the tour guide's eyes widened. His thoughts were completely seen through!

"What you humans like to do most is to judge people by their appearance. Seeing how well developed I am, you must have subconsciously thought that I am a brawny man with a head full of muscles, right?"

"I don't......"

"No need to explain! Explanation is just a cover-up! Let me tell you, this idea is totally wrong! Unlike those idiots whose brains are not fully developed and whose cerebellum is not developed at all, I am a well-known brain among evolved creatures!"

When Tour Guide Qu heard this, his whole face almost squeezed together. Can you imagine the sense of disobedience that a big, muscular tiger would feel if he told you that he was a brainiac?

Tiger Pioneer can guess what Tour Guide Qu is thinking, but it doesn’t care. Rumors only stop with wise men, and its wisdom does not need to be explained to others!

"Human, although I am a tiger, I am a civilized tiger. Now I give you three choices." Tiger Pioneer stretched out a finger and said: "First, wash yourself in my bowl... ..”

"What about the second one?" Everyone asked hurriedly.

They managed to save a life from the giant turtle's mouth without being reduced to turtle food, so they want to give back the life they picked up right away!

After hearing what everyone said, Tiger Pioneer suddenly raised his second finger.

"Second, fight me twice. If anyone can survive ten rounds in my hands, I will let you go immediately."

"this......"

Everyone turned their heads and cast inquiring glances at Tour Guide Qu.

Can you do it?

Tour guide Qu glared back decisively.

Give it a hammer! I really thought that special forces were omnipotent! You don’t even look at the size difference between me and it. My thighs are not as thick as other people’s fingers!

In order to dissuade everyone, the Fantasia tour guide asked directly: "What is the third option?"

Tiger Pioneer glanced at him and stretched out his third finger.

"Third, I ask questions and you answer them. There will be rewards for correct answers, and penalties for wrong answers!"

Everyone was stunned. Is it an intelligence test? This sounds relatively reliable. Let’s leave aside whether the Tiger Pioneer is as intellectual as it says. Even if it is true, the IQ gap between them cannot be greater than the value of force.

Besides, three cobblers can stand up to Zhuge Liang. With so many people working together, how can they be stumped by a tiger?

Bet!

"We choose the third option!" Tour Guide Qu spoke first and then turned to look at Zhou Hao and the others.

"You have no objection, right?"

Everyone shook their heads: "No objection."

How could they raise objections at this time if they are not stupid!

Tiger Pioneer nodded: "Okay, since you all agreed to choose the third option, I will ask."

Everyone swallowed and waited quietly for the Tiger Pioneer to ask the question. This was a question concerning their life and death!

"I ask you which animal walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night?"

Everyone was stunned when they heard this question. The Tiger Pioneer question was so classic that it was a bit beyond their expectations.

Are you a tiger or a sphinx?

"Huh? Why can't you answer when no one speaks? If that's the case..."

"Wait! The answer is people!" Coach Qu raised his hand and replied.

Tiger Pioneer glanced at Coach Qu in surprise and nodded.

"Correct answer. The answer to this question is humans. When humans are born in the morning, they crawl and walk on four legs. At noon, when they become adults, they walk on two legs. When they grow old and use crutches at night, they walk on three legs. I didn't expect you to be able to do that. I underestimate you for answering such a difficult question.”

Coach Qu was speechless. This has something to do with being undervalued! Who can't answer your old question?

Of course, he only dared to say this in his heart, but it was impossible to say it out loud.

"No one can stand without trust. Since you answered this question, I will naturally not break my promise."

As he spoke, Tiger Pioneer pricked his finger with his paw and dropped a drop of blood on Tour Guide Qu.

After bathing in the blood of the Tiger Pioneer, Tour Guide Qu immediately felt that his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer painful, and his body was more energetic! Not only are the old problems gone, but my physical fitness has also gotten better! Now he can easily beat two or three of his previous selves!

"Now that the reward has been given, let me ask the next question."

Upon hearing these words, the tour guide instantly woke up from the comfortable feeling just now.

"Why is there another question?"

Tiger Pioneer frowned upon hearing this.

"What do you mean by that? If someone hears it, they think I can't ask in-depth questions!"

"That was not what I meant."

"That's you! Who can answer such a few questions? One more! One for each person!" Tiger Pioneer pointed at everyone present and shouted.

Tour Guide Qu was speechless. This was the first time he saw such a social tiger!

"Please listen to the question!"

Hearing this, everyone worked hard again. They couldn't help but wonder that the tour guide had gone ashore but they were still floating. They just hoped that the questions Brother Hu would ask later would be as classic as before.

"Let me ask you, if five leaders come to a meeting but there are only four bottles of water, how should they be divided?"

What the **** is this question? Are you HR?

Everyone is stupid.

Brother Hu, if you want to call this question a classic, it is indeed quite classic. There are many answers on the Internet.

But these answers are either to kill a leader, or to let the leader play grab the bottle. This is obviously not the correct answer.

Time passed and no one dared to answer the question.

Seeing this scene, Brother Hu frowned.

"Why don't you answer!"

"Because I can't." A tourist whispered.

Brother Tiger was furious when he heard this.

"Someone was able to answer such a difficult question just now, but now they say they can't answer a simple question. Are you kidding me?"

"No, Brother Hu, we really don't know how to answer this question!" a tourist said anxiously.

"No need to explain! Brother Tiger is trying to reason with you, but you are playing tricks with Brother Tiger! If Tiger doesn't show off his power, you think I'm a sick cat!"

Brother Tiger was angry. If we don't have a few people to beat the teeth today, it won't be over!

Just as Brother Tiger raised his tiger palm and was about to take action, a voice came from not far away.

"Xiaohu, are you polite?"

Chapter 1,107 The more the enemy opposes me, the more it means I am doing the right thing

who! Dare you call you Brother Tiger like that!

Tiger Pioneer raised his head and looked in the direction of the sound, only to see a middle-aged man who looked like an ordinary person appearing in front of him.

How dare you, a human, talk to me like that! Who gave you the courage!

"Who the **** are you! How dare you talk to your Brother Tiger like that!"

The middle-aged man frowned when he heard this.

"Xiaohu, I'm very happy that you are willing to talk to me, but I really don't like the tone of your words."

Tiger Pioneer looked disdainful.

"I need you to like me? I don't care about my level!"