Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend
Chapter 682:
"By the way, Guide Qu, if a tiger does appear on the way to explore later, how will you protect us? Will you fight it with your bare hands?"
Tour guide Qu couldn't help laughing when he heard this.
"Little brother, you have read too many modern urban novels. I am a retired special forces soldier, not Wu Song! Have you read Wilderness Survival? Mr. Bei in it used to be a special forces soldier. Do you think he can fight a tiger with bare hands?"
"this......"
Zhou Hao was speechless for a moment, thinking carefully about what he just said was indeed unrealistic. He had encountered so many supernatural events that he could hardly distinguish between reality and fiction.
"Sorry, I just took it for granted, but Tour Guide Qu, since you can't defeat the tiger, how do you usually protect tourists?"
"Don't worry, you go pack your things first, and you will know the answer after a while." Tour Guide Qu said with a meaningful smile.
Um?
With doubts, Zhou Hao returned to the tent to pack his luggage.
After packing up his things, Zhou Hao returned to the open space. When he saw the equipment carried by Guide Qu, he immediately understood the meaning of what he just said.
"Why do you have a gun?" Zhou Hao said in shock.
"This is a shotgun. I have a shotgun license. This is why the hotel asked me to take you. Now you know how I can protect you from the tiger."
Zhou Hao: "..."
Is this how it was solved?
It’s so American-style!
Seeing that Tour Guide Qu had a gun, the tourists' nervousness suddenly relaxed.
It seems that the hotel has taken good care of their safety. If they have guns, what else can go wrong?
Teacher Luo Xiang once said that if they really encounter a life-threatening situation with a wild beast, they can conduct emergency evacuation!
Zhou Hao gave a thumbs up.
"Guide Qu, you are still awesome. I was the one who spoke too loudly just now. It's just a matter of sliding for you to attack a tiger or a lion!"
Tour guide Qu waved his hand.
"That's exaggerated. Let's go. I'll take everyone to the forest."
"OK!"
Everyone nodded and walked towards the forest with Guide Qu.
The journey was not too hard. Although there was no road in the forest, it became a road when there were more people walking on it.
They were not the first tourists to participate in the wilderness survival camp. Several waves of tourists had experienced this project before them, and they basically took the same route every time.
With so many people taking the same route repeatedly, they have already created a path in the woods.
Coach Qu took everyone along to explore, and explained to them some knowledge about survival in the wild, teaching them which plants they could eat when they were in danger in the wild.
Although tourists may never need this knowledge in their lifetime, this atmosphere is what you need to survive in the wild!
After going further for a while, the surrounding trees gradually became lush. At this time, a tourist suddenly discovered a plant that looked like a weed, but grew as tall as less than half a person!
Seeing this plant, the tourist couldn't help but marvel at the magic of nature.
"Guide Qu, what kind of plant is this weed-like thing?" a tourist asked curiously.
"I won't make it!"
"ah?"
The tourist was stunned. As a tour guide, you told me you didn’t know? Shouldn’t I have been to this place many times?
Indeed, the tour guide had been to this place dozens of times and was more familiar with it than his own home. That was why he was so confused at this moment.
The last time he came here was a few days ago. At that time, there was no such plant in this place!
How long has it been since this time that this place has completely changed into something completely different?
Even if the invasion of alien species is not so fast, right?
At this time, a tourist on the side said: "Guide Qu is not an expert in studying plants. It is normal to encounter unfamiliar plants occasionally. Who can recognize all the plants here in such a big forest?"
The tourist who asked the question thought for a moment and then nodded in agreement.
Not only did the tourists ask questions, but even the tour guide Qu nodded.
The tourist was right. This forest is so big and it’s normal for there to be places that he didn’t notice.
He didn't think much about continuing to lead everyone to explore before, but the further he went, the more he found that something was not right about the surrounding environment. Not only did the vegetation become more lush, but there were also a bunch of unusually large plants! Some trees are even close to being thousands of years old!
Something's wrong! Nine out of ten something is wrong!
"stop!"
Tour guide Qu shouted to stop the tourists who were immersed in the natural wonders.
"What's wrong with Tour Guide Qu? Why don't you leave?"
"Ahem... It's not that I won't leave, but that today's project is over here and we should return."
"Return? Are you mistaken? It's only what time and why are you returning?" The female tourist who had eaten the wilderness survival package said with a dissatisfied look on her face.
"Although it's still early, you have to consider that it will take time for us to walk back."
"Even if you include the journey back, you shouldn't leave at this time. Isn't your hotel trying to rip off customers?"
"I......"
Guide Qu was about to say something, but just as a loud noise was heard, the ground shook violently, and a giant python as big as a bus swept through countless trees in front of everyone and slammed into the cliff next to it. !
Then before everyone could react, another black shadow jumped from a distance, and a giant chimpanzee with a height of more than five meters came to everyone.
It beat its chest hard, let out a thundering roar, and rushed towards the giant python, wrestling with it.
Roaring and beating sounds mixed with air vibrations reached everyone's ears. This scene was countless times more shocking than watching a big-screen movie in a theater!
The tourists were all dumbfounded.
It’s true that they came to experience survival in the wild, but no one told them that there would be King Kong in the wild!
Are all China’s no-man’s lands so dangerous? !
A man pointed at the giant python and King Kong fighting in the distance and said blankly: "Guide Qu, is this place called Skull Island?"
Chapter 1,105 Black Myth: Wilderness
"Is this place called Skull Island?"
"No, this is inland! That island is in the mountains!"
"But King Kong is a specialty of Skull Island! If this isn't Skull Island, where did King Kong come from?"
Tourists couldn't believe for a moment that what they saw was reality. Some tourists even wondered if they were dreaming and kept pinching their thighs.
At this time, Tour Guide Qu came to his senses and hurriedly shouted: "You don't care where it comes from! Run quickly!"
After hearing this, everyone immediately reacted. Indeed, where this King Kong came from is not important at all now. The important thing is to save lives!
This is reality, not a movie! The King Kong in the movie may not hurt people casually, but in reality, can you guarantee that it won’t beat you into a little pie with one punch!
"Don't run around and follow me later! It's even more dangerous if you get lost in the forest!"
After saying this, the tour guide took the lead and rushed forward to clear the way. Seeing this, the others followed with all their strength.
Now we are not on an outing but running for our lives!
You have to walk slowly and wait until the King Kong and the giant python are finished fighting. They will be next!
Everyone ran wildly and finally escaped from King Kong. However, before they could take a breath, the whole mountain was shaken again. The trees in front of them fell down in rows, and a giant turtle with a body length of eight meters appeared. in front of them.
The moment their eyes met the giant turtle, everyone stopped breathing.
The giant turtle looked at the tourist in front of him and put his head forward to smell it, then turned around and left with a very human look of disgust on his face.
It wasn't until the figure of the giant turtle completely disappeared from sight that everyone heaved a sigh of relief.
"But...it's a good thing that turtles don't eat meat, otherwise we would have explained it here today."
"Vegetarianism is good. If I can go back alive, I will become a vegetarian in the future!"
"Huh? Does this have anything to do with being a vegetarian or not? I have raised a turtle before. Isn't it an omnivore?"
As soon as this statement came out, everyone was stunned.
Wait, are turtles omnivores? So what did the expression it looked at us mean just now?
After everyone analyzed the expression of the giant turtle based on the tourist's knowledge, everything seemed to have a different meaning.
In the eyes of that giant turtle, they are not even as good as turtle feed!
For a time, everyone's mood was mixed.
Are even turtles so picky these days?
"Ahem... Actually, it's good to have a picky taste. This means that it lives an exquisite life and is an exquisite turtle."
"Yes, people nowadays eat too much junk food. Every day they eat either Coke or fried chicken. This turtle usually eats pure natural food in the mountains. How can it be eaten by people!"
"Yes, we still have mobile phones and radios with us, and our mouths are full of carcinogens! It doesn't eat us for its own safety."
In order to prove that they are no worse than turtle feed, tourists have started talking nonsense.
At this time, the brother sitting in the same row as Zhou Hao noticed that something was not right about Zhou Hao's expression.
As mentioned before, this old man is an observant person.
He could tell at a glance what other people were feeling at this moment, and it was a matter of joy for them to survive the disaster, even Coach Qu was no exception.
But Zhou Hao is the only one who is different. His expression at this time is so unpredictable.
The joy of surviving the disaster? Maybe, but in addition, there seems to be a series of emotions such as pain in the balls, speechlessness, embarrassment, cocooning, please spare me, etc.
This old man didn't understand what Zhou Hao had gone through to show such a complicated expression.
"Brother, you don't look very happy."
Happy?
The expression on Zhou Hao's face became more complicated.
He wants to be happy, but can he do it?
I've already hid in no man's land, why can't I let him go?
This is no man's land, no man's land! Why do we still encounter supernatural events here!
No one can come to the uninhabited land, so you just cause the entire area to mutate, right?
Why did he encounter so many supernatural events that others would never encounter? Is this scientific? Is this reasonable?
Zhou Hao sighed and shook his head: "Brother, you ask, it's hard for me to explain to you clearly how I feel at the moment. There are some things that you won't understand unless you have experienced them."
The old man scratched his head in confusion.
What do you mean I can't understand? What have you been through?
Brother made a bold guess.
"Have you been to another world?"
Zhou Hao was stunned for a moment and then shook his head.
"That's not the case."
"Is that the awakening of super power?"
Zhou Hao shook his head again: "No."'
"It's neither time travel nor awakening of super powers. It can't be that I won the lottery!"
"If you're going to say this, you might as well talk about time travel."
Zhou Hao was also speechless. What kind of thing is a lottery? Do you have no idea about it?
Don’t tell me that I don’t have superpowers. Even if I really awaken to the superpower of predicting the future, I will never be able to win!
This old man was just talking casually. He really liked a post about lottery tickets.
I was reborn and went to buy lottery tickets, but the winning numbers changed, but what is gratifying is that the winner did not change.
You'll Also Like
-
The end of the world is coming, I became a card maker
Chapter 225 5 hours ago -
I was trying to survive in the community, but I was pulled into the management group
Chapter 212 5 hours ago -
Dragon Ball: Soul from another world, disk of luck!
Chapter 179 5 hours ago -
Pokémon: Dark King
Chapter 219 5 hours ago -
Super Rich: Compensation for failure is 10,000 times
Chapter 247 5 hours ago -
Discussion: How the Nine-Tails led Naruto astray
Chapter 215 5 hours ago -
City: Cultivating Immortals for a Thousand Years, Returning to Be a Dad
Chapter 305 5 hours ago -
Naruto: The opening scene rebukes Danzo and the Yin-Yang Third Generation
Chapter 215 5 hours ago -
Kiana's Journey to All Worlds
Chapter 60 5 hours ago -
Infinite Apocalypse: Super cheats every time you sign in!
Chapter 246 5 hours ago