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"So what, brother, do you think the voice of this zombie sounds familiar?" Brother Mojin said.

Zhou Hao was silent for a while, then took out his mobile phone and opened the B station to search for the voice and video of the Darkborn Sword Demon.

"Are you trying to say it's similar to this?"

Brother Mojin was speechless listening to the voice in the video.

How should I describe this? I can’t say that it has nothing to do with it, I can only say that it is exactly the same!

How come this zombie has the voice of a sword demon?

Is this coffin really modern?

Only Chen Mo probably knows the answer to this question.

The zombie sealed inside the coffin just unearthed is the zombie king general!

Generally speaking, the first thing that comes to mind when mentioning generals is either mythology or me having a date with a zombie. However, this zombie has nothing to do with the above two versions, because he is from the web game version!

After hearing the origin of this general, Chen Mo was unable to complain. Even the zombies in the advertising web game can travel through time. The capacity of the second dimension is really too broad!

Although the origin of this zombie king is worthy of ridicule, Chen Mo has not forgotten what he should do.

He touched his monocle and stood up from his chair.

"Mr. General, I would like to negotiate a deal with you."

When he heard someone calling his name, the general who was venting his emotions came back to his senses and turned his head to look down. When he saw what Chen Mo was wearing, he was immediately stunned.

Even in his era when demons were rampant, Chen Mo's outfit was extremely unique!

The general jumped up from the coffin and flew to the ground. After looking at Chen Mo's face repeatedly, he said, "Who are you!"

Chen Mo said with a smile: "An ordinary businessman."

"An ordinary businessman."

The general had a sneer on his face, "You'd better keep this to yourself and lie to ghosts!"

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"Really? Then what kind of business do you want to discuss with me?"

"Mr. General, have you ever heard of the term surplus value?"

"What the hell?"

"The so-called surplus value refers to the difference between the value created by labor and the remuneration of labor in the new value produced by workers who are exploited by the ruling class under the system of exploitation. The specific manifestation is..."

The generals who listened to Chen Mo's popular science with a bunch of professional terms quickly raised their hands to interrupt him.

"Stop! What exactly do you want to do by talking so much? Do you want me to join you in exploiting the surplus value of mankind?"

Hearing this, Chen Mo showed disdain: "Human power? How much is it worth! I have never thought about exploiting the surplus value of human beings!"

“If you don’t exploit humans, then what are you going to exploit?”

"Whoever has the strength to exploit anyone!"

"Huh?" The general looked confused.

Chen Mo shook his head. The zombie king's understanding was not high enough.

"Ever been a capitalist?"

"No."

"Then let me tell you, when you are a capitalist, you have to create a clever name, win over the wealthy gentry, and let the wealthy gentry take the lead in contributing. If the wealthy gentry contributes, the people below will follow suit."

"...So what exactly do you want to say."

"Mr. General, aren't you zombies so powerful that you don't need to eat, drink, pay, or rest? If you are willing to take the lead, then we can work together to open a zombie factory and work day and night. Production! Believe me, if we follow this efficiency, our products will take the world by storm in less than a year!"

The general's face darkened instantly when he heard this. This is something a human being can say!

Do you still have some moral bottom line?

"Asshole! Who do you think this king is!"

"...Mr. Jiangchen, do you mean you are unwilling to cooperate with me?"

"You humans are just our blood food! You actually want to exploit the residual value of zombies! Stop being so wishful thinking!"

"Yeah…"

The kind expression on Chen Mo's face disappeared instantly.

"That's such a pity. Since you can't help me exploit others, then I will exploit you!"

"I will kill you first!"

After speaking, the general raised his big hand and grabbed Chen Mo's head. However, before his hand could touch Chen Mo, the general's figure disappeared in a flash of light.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Mo took out his mobile phone and opened the p station to activate the live broadcast mode.

Only a video screen appeared on the screen.

On the screen, Jiang Chen was lying quietly in a dark dungeon, with no light around him.

Chen Mo also quietly changed the title of the video.

This is a precious image of humans taming wild zombies in the early days. Please support us with one click and three clicks!

You can definitely earn a lot of coins by using zombies to do live broadcasts!

Although the contract hasn't been signed yet, Chen Mo has already started exploiting him.

Chapter 913: Traveling through time, there are barrages, but the soul

In the dim dungeon, a ray of sunlight shot down from the ceiling, and the general slowly opened his eyes.

He frowned slightly as he looked at the unfamiliar environment around him.

"What kind of place is this? I was just fighting with that capitalist. Why did the place suddenly change? Could it be that I was tricked by that person?"

After speaking, the general looked down at his hands, and then frowned tightly.

"What's going on? Is such a weak body really my king's body? Why is my king's power so weak?"

The general couldn't understand. It would be understandable if only the magic power was sealed, but the body cannot deceive people!

He is the zombie king! A body made of steel and iron can be said to be invulnerable to water and fire!

But compared to his heyday, the strength of this body now is not even ten percent, not even one thousandth! It's like my legs have no knees, and even jumping is difficult!

"What on earth did that person do to me!"

"First!"

The general was stunned as soon as he finished speaking. Was he dazzled just now? Why did he seem to see a line of red text floating past his eyes?

Just as the general was stunned, the floating fonts in front of his eyes began to rise in a straight line at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"second!"

"third!"

"I'll go! Have you bought a house at Station P? It's so fast!"

"The ID of this UP owner looks very strange. What is this live broadcast about?"

"No, it's a new TV series?"

"I don't know if I haven't watched this TV series."

"The promised precious image of early humans taming zombies? Where are the zombies? Soda cans? Clickbait?"

"There's drainage there. Doesn't the person in the center of the picture look like a zombie?"

"Indeed, this man looks quite inhuman, but why is he only wearing a pair of underpants? Can this thing be broadcast?"

"It's not like there's nothing Gardevoir can't broadcast."

Now he was sure that he was not dazzled, there were really a lot of words in front of him!

"What kind of monster dares to pretend to be a ghost in front of this king!!"

The general shouted loudly, and the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded instantly.

"Damn it! Why are you yelling so loudly! I'm wearing headphones!"

"The director is sick, isn't he? Why did he make the protagonist so startled?"

"Stupid protagonist!"

"The content I have read has nothing to do with the title. Report it."

…

Looking at the barrages passing in front of him, Chen Qi's fists hardened. Although he couldn't see what these barrages were saying, he instinctively felt the insult!

"Asshole! Who do you think is sick?"

As soon as the general said this, the barrage in front of him suddenly became quiet, and after a while.

"Wait a minute, isn't this a TV series? Are you a real person, Master UP?"

"But you look too shaky. You're as skinny as a zombie. Are you wearing makeup?"

"Hardcore UP master P! UP master, where are you? A studio?"

"Really, but there are no photography devices around."

"Speaking of where did this UP owner see the barrage? It always feels weird."

"Huh? Am I the only one who thinks that the UP master's voice sounds like the Sword Demon?"

…

Seeing these nonsense words, the general's face darkened.

"What a mess! Although I don't know what tricks you are playing, do you think this can destroy my Taoist heart? It's just wishful thinking!"

"How old is this UP master? He's such a middle-class kid? Why should he still be the king?"

"Miscellaneous cultivator! Who do you think is the second best!"

…

The general ignored the barrage passing in front of him and turned to observe the surrounding environment. At this time, he was in a dungeon with no exits around, only an iron door in front of him. At this time, the direction of the barrage changed again. .

"Wait a minute, something's not right. Why is this camera moving with the UP owner's perspective?"

"I'm twenty-four years old and a student. Is it normal that I don't have a camera on my head?"

"Let me tell you, normal people don't have cameras on their heads. I hope you won't be kept in the dark."

"Thank you, Mr. Drummer, otherwise I would still be in the dark."

The general walked to the dungeon fence and grabbed the iron door with both hands. He pulled it hard but there was no movement. Then he raised his foot and kicked it hard several times. However, the iron door seemed to be welded to the ground. It said it was open, but it didn't even shake.

Seeing the general's angry appearance, the audience was delighted.

"Master UP, please don't waste your efforts. The door cannot be opened from this side."

"Hahaha... old soul player."

It could be seen that the audience in the live broadcast room were very happy, but soon he couldn't be happy anymore. Just as the general kicked the door, two skeleton soldiers walked past the prison door!

These two skeleton soldiers are lifelike, with a faint blue light in their eyes. You can tell at a glance that they are definitely not props! The live broadcast room immediately exploded!

"Damn it! I'm not dazzled! What was that just now? Skeleton soldiers!"

"It can't be special effects!"

"Amazing special effects, this is live broadcast!"

"Didn't you say that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a spirit? Why are there such things as skeleton soldiers? The UP Lord must have traveled through time!"

“Be more confident and remove the ‘should’.”

"Ouch! Why wasn't I the one who traveled through time?"

"I'm willing to sacrifice ten years of my roommate's life so that the UP master and I can switch places!"

…

Looking at the dense barrage in front of me, the general's eyes were almost blinded.