Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

Zhou Hao looked around and found a brother sitting next to him, playing cloud games on his mobile phone.

He glanced at the other party's screen and couldn't take his eyes away from it. On the screen, a pair of twin robot women were twisting their thighs with their hands behind their backs.

Those enchanting curves made Zhou Hao's eyes go straight!

Is this pure human aesthetics?

It's too astringent...it's too artistic!

"Brother, what game are you playing? I've never seen this before." Zhou Hao couldn't help but ask.

"Oh, this is Maozi's new game called Atomic Heart."

"Huh? Are the games made by Maozi so popular?"

Hearing this, the brother playing the game showed a mysterious smile: "Is this burning? Brother, you are too rare and strange. Let me give you a real electronic succubus?!"

As he spoke, he took out the headphones from his pocket and connected them to the extremely advanced 3.5mm headphone jack under the phone, and then handed one of the headphones to Zhou Hao.

Just when Zhou Hao was wondering what this brother wanted, the other party controlled the character to come to a red refrigerator.

Watching the plot unfold next, Zhou Hao was stunned for a moment, and then an indescribable look of shock appeared on his face!

This thing can actually pass the trial?

I know you are playing a game, but those who don’t know think you are listening to Bu Feiyan!

"How's it going? Now you know who the electronic succubus is."

Zhou Hao silently gave this brother a thumbs up: "6!"

"I am over-flattered!"

After saying that the brother closed the game interface, Zhou Hao also scanned the contents of his game library.

Fuck the whole family with cats, rush and die, bloodthirsty marks, marbles to kill fun...

Zhou Hao was speechless, brother, if you play so hard, can you really keep up with your nutrition?

And with so many games, even a native Argentinian must spend a lot of money!

"Brother, what does your family do? Mining?" Zhou Hao couldn't help but ask.

Hearing this, the brother who played the game looked serious.

"This kind of joke is not fun. I just bought Sakura Tonghua, and I am willing to let her do such a thing! To tell you the truth, my family has been in the business of searching for dragons and cutting veins for generations!"

Looking for the dragon and breaking the veins?

Zhou Hao was stunned for a moment and then said with a strange expression: "Is your family a tomb robber?"

The brother immediately blushed.

"Looking for the dragon and cutting off the veins cannot be considered as tomb robbing, this is called touching for gold! Can touching the gold of the captain be considered as tomb robbing! My family still has the seal of the captain handed down from our ancestors!"

"..." Zhou Hao.

What Kong Yiji!

Just as he was thinking about how to complain, the bus suddenly stopped.

Um? Already arrived at the station?

Zhou Hao looked at the scenery outside the window. There was no platform. It was obvious that this was not the end point.

"Why did Master suddenly stop the car?" Zhou Hao asked.

"It's bad, I don't want to stop, but the problem is that there is construction ahead."

"Construction? Was there any original construction on this road?"

"I've never heard of this, and the situation in front of me doesn't look like construction. Instead, it looks like... digging a grave?"

Zhou Hao was stunned and turned his head to look at each other with the brother next to him.

What a coincidence!

Chapter 911 The vibration of the coffin board

"Brother, do you know what's going on? Are there any celebrity tombs on this road to Mount Tai?"

"This, I really can't explain. The outstanding people in Mount Tai are related to the past dynasties of China. It can be said to be one of the symbols of Chinese civilization. It has rich geographical and cultural connotations. Even if some ancient celebrity tombs are really unearthed, There’s nothing surprising about that.”

Zhou Hao nodded: "That's true. There was news that Yang Yong dug up Yang Jian's tomb before."

"It can only be said that it is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge. However, this place is different. Logically speaking, there should not be ancient tombs on this section of the road."

Zhou Hao looked curious. Could it be that this road has a special meaning?

"How can I say this? Brother, I remember you robbing tombs. Oh no, those who seek dragons and cut veins should all learn the Eight Diagrams of the Book of Changes or something like that. Do you think there is anything extraordinary about this path? It's because Feng Shui is too much. It’s so special that it overwhelms the Dragon Vein, right?”

This golden brother was speechless on the spot.

"Brother, you have watched too much TV! I really thought that touching gold was the same as what was written in the tomb robbing notes! According to what you said, shouldn't the nine-story demon tower and Yunnan Worm Valley and other things also be true! These are all nothing. The times are changing, you have to believe in science and don’t confuse things in fiction with reality!”

Zhou Hao was speechless, is it scientific? He once believed it, but the reality gave him one big deal after another!

Talking about science in a world where there are terrifying zoos, old man Kamiyama, Isshin Ashina, and Allen?

Did you make a mistake or did I make a mistake?

Zhou Hao had no intention of explaining his experiences to this brother who was trying to make money. This thing cannot be explained clearly!

If you want to tell others that you have met a real person from an anime, then it’s okay if they don’t suspect you are mentally ill!

"If you don't rely on Feng Shui, can you tell me how you judge that there shouldn't be a tomb in this place?"

"Needless to say, if this is a section of road that is still under construction, if you encounter ancient tombs, you will definitely have to detour to build it, otherwise it will be a crime of destroying national cultural relics! But the construction of this road has been completed for several years! How is it possible? What tombs are left!”

"Look at this mountainous area, and you must know that the construction team must have blown up the mountain to open up a road! If there was such a big movement, if there really was any ancient tomb down here, it would still be undiscovered to this day!"

Zhou Hao was speechless. This explanation was so **** reasonable that he couldn't refute it. This thing really had nothing to do with Feng Shui metaphysics. It was just a simple common sense question in life that could be thought of with just a little twist of the brain.

It was obviously such a simple and easy-to-understand truth, but why did I think about metaphysics in the first place? What happened to me!

Zhou Hao looked quite helpless. His three views and thoughts had been distorted like this unknowingly!

"Well, I'm too superficial and didn't even think of such a simple truth."

The gold-financing brother shook his head: "I can't blame you. Today's TV media are demonizing the gold-financing industry. It's normal for laypeople like you, brother, to misunderstand us. I'm used to it. , just explain it clearly."

After saying this, the gold-digger brother looked at the environment in the car. At this time, most of the people in the car had already got out of the car to take pictures. When they came to the site where the ancient tomb was unearthed, this kind of thing might only happen once in a lifetime. ! Don’t take a good look!

Loving to join in the fun has been a traditional Chinese art since ancient times!

"Brothers, let's go down and have a look. The site where the ancient tomb was unearthed! If this is another Yang Jian's tomb, then we will be witnessing history today!" After seeing everyone else get off the car, the brothers who touched the gold hurriedly road.

"Uh, but didn't you just say that it's unlikely that an ancient tomb would appear in a place like this?"

"Tsk..." The brother who touched the gold clapped his tongue and said, "I was just talking casually based on common sense in life, and you took it seriously! I ask you, who is more outrageous, reality or fiction?"

"Of course it's reality!" Zhou Hao replied immediately.

"That's it! It's no wonder what happened when the reality is so outrageous! Who knows how the construction team blew up the mountain in the first place! It's also possible that the man had a brain cramp when he was buried, and the tomb happened to be built in a place that was not easily accessible. As for the weird location that was bombed, everything is possible! The most important thing in our line of work is not to be rigid in our thinking! Because the brain circuits of the ancients are often more magical than you think!"

Zhou Hao was silent for a while and then bowed his hands to this brother: "I have learned a lesson!"

"You're welcome!" the gold-touching brother replied with his hands in hand.

Then the two of them got out of the car and squeezed into the front row among the crowd.

At this time, a large hole was dug in the center of the road. There were no workers around the large hole, only an unmanned crane was slowly operating.

Next to the crane, a man wearing a tuxedo, a gentleman's hat, a mustache, and a pair of unilateral glasses was sitting leisurely on a lounge chair, sipping red wine.

Seeing this man's dress, Zhou Hao and the gold-rich brother were speechless for a moment.

Is this person doing some kind of cosplay?

But what's wrong with your cosplay? Why do you have to leave the cosplayer alone?

That look, that gesture!

Others don't act like it, but you don't act like it!

People who don’t know, really think that capitalists from other places are coming to China to exploit us!

But then again, there doesn't seem to be a single worker here, so it doesn't seem appropriate to say exploitation.

Just as the two people were complaining wildly in their hearts, the rope of the crane slowly rose up, and a coffin with an extremely neat appearance and various runes carved on the surface like a work of art was pulled out from the depths of the cave.

Looking at this coffin, Zhou Hao was stunned. Is this really a Chinese coffin? Looking at this style, I don’t know if I thought it was some evil-proofing item!

He looked at the brother next to him who was touching gold and said, "Hey, brother, you are a professional. From your professional perspective, do you think this coffin looks like something from that dynasty?"

"Well, it's... hard to say. It looks modern to me."

"modern?!"

The gold-touching brother nodded: "Put aside the other reliefs first. Look at the coffin incision. It's so smooth that it looks like it was machined by a lathe."

"Lathe?!" Zhou Hao's eyes widened!

Just when Zhou Hao was thinking about why there were lathes in ancient times, a change happened!

The coffin board that was supposed to be sealed suddenly heard a violent vibration from the coffin hanging in mid-air!

Just when people's thoughts gradually changed from archaeological sites to photographic sites.

boom!

There was a loud noise, and the stone coffin board exploded!

A big pale hand wearing a cape and armor stretched out from the top of the coffin!

Zhou Hao stared at this scene blankly for a long time and finally understood what had happened to him.

"Holy shit! It's never over! Can I encounter zombies just by sitting in a car?"

Chapter 912: Rare images of early humans taming wild zombies

The gold-touching brother didn't know what Zhou Hao was talking about. His attention was completely attracted by the hand stretched out from the coffin.

"F*ck! What the **** is going on! How could a hand stick out from the coffin!" The gold-touching brother cried out. He couldn't understand what was going on. The coffin was nailed so suddenly. A living person pops out!

Brother Mojin's shout brought Zhou Hao back to his senses. He turned to look at this brother with a strange expression. Isn't he just a zombie? What's all the fuss about? You are a gold rusher after all, so why are you reacting more violently than me, an ordinary person?

"Brother, aren't you a goldsmith? Those in your profession must be used to seeing all kinds of corpses, right? Do you need to react violently?"

The brother who touched the gold turned to look at Zhou Hao and couldn't believe his ears. Is this something a normal person can say? It is true that he has seen a lot of corpses, but which one have you ever seen whose corpses can move?

In court dramas, after the emperor dies, his ministers will cry for him. The one who cries more tragically than the other is loyalty.

But if their Majesty really takes action again, look at their reaction, will they be overjoyed? No! They will definitely rush forward and nail the coffin boards shut as soon as possible!

Since you are already dead, why should you come back to life? Isn't this scary?

If you can say something like this, you must be suffering from a serious illness!

"Brother, it is true that my ancestors searched for dragons and severed their veins. They have indeed seen many corpses in their lives, but have you ever heard of anyone whose corpses can move? Think about it if my dad touches gold. I saw a moving corpse when I was young, so do you think he can still be my dad!"

“…”

Zhou Hao didn't know how to reply. This speech was too convincing, but does your father know that you are so filial?

After the coffin boards of the sarcophagus were blown away, a man eight feet tall climbed out of the coffin.

This man had a shriveled face and was wearing armor. A pair of dark green pupils shone with a strange light, and blue-black corpse aura continuously overflowed from his mouth between breaths.

You can’t go wrong!

This image is definitely a zombie!

If there were still people who were lucky enough to think that this was filming, then absolutely no one thinks so now. Whose actor looks like this!

If you see it on TV, it can be said to be special effects, but this is reality!

Look at that shriveled face, and then look at those eyes, they are all shining!

I asked you to find someone to play the role of a zombie, but I didn’t say I asked you to find a zombie to play the role of a human!

The zombie looked up at the sky, stared at the sun in the sky and took a deep breath.

"After so many years, I have finally come out! I will make you repay the debts owed by you filthy people one by one! Sooner or later, I will chop off and slice up your filthy bodies. ,minced!"

Everyone who was originally frightened when they heard this line instantly fell into a daze.

And Zhou Hao and Brother Mojin, two strong-mouthed kings, met each other face to face!