Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

Nijo finally collapsed. He risked everything and used a desperate strategy, but Chen Mo directly defended him three-dimensionally. Who wouldn't collapse!

He ate the nine-turn large intestine secretly prepared by the top chef for nothing!

Seeing Nijo who was constantly being slapped in the face, Chen Mo shook his head and then turned to look at Chu Hang who was meditating and practicing. Chen Mo was stunned when he felt the spiritual power of scientific cultivation in his body.

Who is this person?

"I know the host. He is your old student's junior fellow student. In terms of seniority, he should be considered your old preschool student."

What a mess!

"Can you speak well? What the **** are preschoolers? Not all words can be mixed together!"

"Host, don't worry about the details. If you take this seriously, you will lose."

When Chen Mo heard this, he had a dark look on his face: "Stop talking nonsense! You'd better stop spreading rumors here! When did I accept students!"

"Host, how can you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air! Can it be called rumors about the system? That's language art! Besides, I am a serious system, how can I spread rumors in a chaotic manner! Do you still remember the main **** space? You two old people The students are still carrying them inside!"

The main **** space? Is there such a thing?

Chen Mo was stunned for a moment and then opened his eyes with a look of surprise.

It seems that this is indeed the case!

To be honest, Chen Mo's memory of the Lord God Space was already very blurry. If the system hadn't reminded him this time, he would have almost forgotten the names of Ye Chen and Yan Xuyang!

So it was those two boys who introduced this person to practice?

Chen Mo slowly walked to Chu Hang's side.

"Little brother, please open your eyes and look at me."

Chu Hang stiffened and quickly shook his head.

"No, boss, please don't worry, I understand the rules! I didn't hear or see anything, I just had a dream, and I was still very moved when I woke up!"

"..." Chen Mo.

Well, this is indeed the kind of person the two of them can bring out.

Chen Mo stopped caring about Chu Hang and turned his attention to Er Tiao. He already had a complete plan on how to deal with this situation.

…

In the Daleipu Temple, Yang Tian was sitting quietly in the middle of a lotus platform with his eyes closed. There was an unknown black oil film flowing around him. Unidentified substances.

They are helping Yang Tian 'purify' himself.

"Senior brother, I think this person has been pickled for a long time. Why don't you call the master over first." Ananda looked at Kasyapa and said.

"No, Master just said that he wants to play well with the people in the hall. If we go there now, he won't be able to continue playing. If Master doesn't play well, he will play with both of us."

Ananda shuddered after hearing this. In fact, these two people had nothing to do with Zuowangdao. They didn't even know that Erbian was one of the members of Zuowangdao.

These two were originally just two casual cultivators. They happened to be accepted as apprentices by a private abbot when they passed by Da Leipu. At that time, the abbot of this temple had long been replaced by Erbian.

Ananda Kasyapa knew nothing about all this. They only knew that they had worshiped the Great Lepu and became disciples of Buddhism. Their master was a monk with a bad personality who loved to play tricks on others, and they had been following Erbing for a long time. Afterwards, they gradually turned into the shape of Lezi people.

"This..." Ananda looked at Yang Tian in the lotus platform with a troubled expression: "Brother, although what you said makes sense, I'm afraid this man won't be able to hold on for too long. If he waits any longer, he will be completely assimilated by Fu Lu Shou. , then how should we explain it to Master? Master also said that this person is very special to him, so let us take care of him carefully."

"Then if you want to call, go ahead and call. Anyway, I don't want to get into trouble."

Ananda was speechless. Just when the topic fell into a dilemma, there was a sudden knock on the door.

Ananda was delighted when he heard this sound.

"Master must be back. I knew he would not forget such an important thing. I will open the door for him."

Ananda hurriedly walked to the door, and at this moment Kasyapa's communication magic weapon suddenly lit up. He took it in his hand with a puzzled look. After seeing the message on it, his face suddenly changed!

"Ananda! Don't open the door!"

"Huh? Senior brother, what nonsense are you talking about..."

Ananda's voice stopped mid-sentence because he saw Kassapa's extremely frightened face.

What on earth is going on? Why does Kassapa show such an expression? It’s clearly Master’s scent outside the door!

Ananda shook his head vigorously.

"No, if it was something else, how could it be possible to knock on the door so politely? Yes, this must be senior brother's joke! You think so..." Ananda forced out an ugly smile and pushed open the door: "Master."

The smile on Ananda's face froze. It was indeed Erbian who appeared in front of him, but there was a horn-like mask stuck to his face.

Seeing his disciple Erbian said kindly: "The future will be better! The future will be better!"

Chapter 863: Baby, you’re obsessed

"Master...Master."

Ananda was stunned when he saw the alien in front of him, but Erbian's movements did not stop. His abdomen opened a big mouth and a vertical pupil appeared in his belly, and then Erbian suddenly stepped forward and hugged him. Ananda wrapped his entire head and stuffed it into his belly!

Ananda's body stiffened, and then he began to tremble violently as if he had seen something terrifying.

After a while, Erbing let him go, and Ananda sat down on the ground, staring at the ceiling with a dull look in his eyes, saliva dripping from the corner of his mouth.

"Ananda, what's wrong with you!" Kasyapa shouted.

"Hehehe, all the lies are fake, you are all lying to me, hehehe..."

Seeing Ananda's appearance, Moyan Kasyapa shuddered, turned around and ran towards the corner of the room, where was the secret door of the temple.

He stared at the secret door and ran there as fast as he could since he was born. However, even so, he still felt that he was not fast enough. He took out two talismans from his arms and pasted them on his legs. A flame emerged and burned along the talisman paper, and a smell of roasted meat came from Kasyapa's thighs. His speed suddenly rose to a new level!

Obviously this was a life-saving measure he had prepared without telling Er Biang.

Soon! Just a little bit, just a little bit...arriving!

Kasyapa stared at the secret door in front of him, his heart beating rapidly, and then he reached out and pushed it through without saying a word.

The secret door slowly rose with the sound of a gear turning. Kasyapa also showed a sincere smile, and the moment the secret door was fully opened, the smile on Kasyapa's face solidified instantly.

"Hey, good disciple, where are you going? Come and play with Master!"

As a voice sounded, a hand stretched out from the secret door and grabbed Kasyapa's wrist.

"Master, don't..."

Kasyapa was suddenly pulled into a small dark room just in the middle of his words!

"Well...Master, don't...hum hum hum, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

The secret door in the dark room without a trace of light slowly closed, and the screams stopped abruptly, and silence returned to the room again.

After some time passed, Yan Mo Ai and the others entered the room and looked at Yang Tian Xiao Ai, who was still sitting quietly, looking at Lun Enter Dao.

"Go wake him up. He's alone."

"Okay, miss."

Lun Ruidao nodded, came to Yang Tian and pushed his shoulder.

"Young man, wake up, don't sleep."

"…" Yang Tian.

Doesn't it work? Is this child already in so deep? It seems that we have to try the young man's method. Lun Enterdao frowned slightly and increased the strength on his hand.

"Young man! Stop sleeping! You're stuck in the pool!"

Yang Tian suddenly opened his eyes!

This works! Alas, today’s young people are simply too poisoned by online games! Even the eldest lady is addicted to games and can't help herself. Games are really harmful! If you don’t turn off these online games, your children will not have a bright future!

"Young man, you..."

Halfway through his turn, Yang Tian suddenly looked up to the sky and smiled!

"Hahaha! So that's it! So this is the perfection of merit! Hahahaha! I've become it! I've become a Buddha!"

"..." Lun Ruidao was silent for a while and then said: "Young man, are you awake?"

"Awake? Haha, of course I'm awake! I'm more awake than ever! I've already seen the Paradise! I'm going to achieve enlightenment!"

Lun-in-dao shook his head: "Silly boy, you are still dreaming. What kind of paradise is there? You were deceived by those people! This is not the Great Leiyin Temple at all! That Buddha is a fake! He just wants to take you away Make a human elixir! Look around you! It looks a bit like the Paradise!"

"Eh?" Yang Tian turned around and glanced around. The ground was covered with a squirming black oily substance, and he was sitting on a lotus platform made of flesh and blood.

After a brief moment of sluggishness, Yang Tian shouted loudly.

"Fake! It's all fake! These are all my inner demons! You are all illusions! You can't fool me! I have become a Buddha!"

Snapped!

With the sound of slaps, Lun Ruidao yelled: "Beast! What have you become!"

Yang Tian touched his red and swollen face with a sluggish expression and said, "That's not right. Why does it hurt if the illusion hits someone?"

"Alas..." Lun Ruidao let out a long sigh and reached out to pat Yang Tian's shoulder.

"Baby, you're obsessed!"

Yang Tian was stunned for a long time, then turned around and looked at the surrounding environment. When he saw Ananda, who had become a disabled person, he finally accepted the reality.

"Did I encounter another supernatural incident?"

Um? Why use the word "you"? Forget it, it's not important.

Lun Enter Dao shook his head and said: "My child, don't think too much. This matter has been solved by us. You don't have to worry about leaving a psychological shadow. This temple has been cast a special spell. Once ordinary people leave, they will Immediately forget everything that happened here.”

Upon hearing this, Yang Tian stood up suddenly and said loudly: "No! I don't want to forget! I have had nightmares every night since I met the ghost that day! I have had enough of such days! I want to gain the power to resist!"

He turned to look at Lun Enter Dao and said, "I understand you all. You are all practitioners, right? Can you let me join your sect?"

"Ah this..."

Lun Enter Dao showed a look of embarrassment. Their kind of monsters are different from those in immortal novels. They do not have a complete cultivation system. Their magic power depends entirely on time accumulation and racial talent. If you ask him to teach others to practice, he will not know how!

"Sorry, young man, I..."

"Do you really want to gain the power to resist?"

Yama Ai on the side of the wheel spoke.

"Of course!" Yang Tian nodded firmly.

"Doesn't it matter even if you have to pay a price?"

Lun Ruidao was shocked when he heard this: "Miss, you really want to!"

"Walking into the Tao, our business has come."

After saying this, Yan Moai clapped her little hands gently, and the charming girl with a bright red hat quickly came to Yang Tian. He felt his head was dizzy, and the surrounding environment changed instantly.

Looking at this magnificent pawnshop, Yang Tian looked puzzled: "This is..."

"Welcome to the Soul Pawn Shop!"

A voice came from the side, and Xiao Ai had changed into a golden cheongsam and sat at the desk in the center of the hall.

"Eh? What are you doing?"

"I am the owner of the Soul Pawn Shop. We can **** anything and collect anything in our **** shop, including emotions, marriage, and life span. As long as you dare to **** it, we will accept it!"

Yang Tian was stunned for a while and then swore loudly.

"Damn it! Isn't this Pawnshop No. 8!"

"You can understand that, please sit down."

Xiao Ai asked Yang Tian to sit across from the desk and said, "Let me ask you again, do you want to exchange for the opportunity to embark on the path of cultivation, right?"

Yang Tian nodded: "That's right."

"Okay, so what do you want to exchange for it?"

"..." Yang Tian was silent for a while and said: "Boss, do you know the best way to eliminate fear?"

Um? What do you mean, making fun of me?

"Facing it with a smile?" Xiao Ai asked tentatively.

Yang Tian shook his head, "No! Eliminate it completely!"

"…so?"

Yang Tian looked at Xiao Ai and smiled brightly: "I want to **** my fear!"