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"Am I that powerful?" Xiao Ai asked slightly questioningly.

"Of course!" Erbing vowed.

With your strength, you are considered to be a phoenix-level being in the entire cultivation world. If you push even one or two sects, it is not easy!

"But…"

"Stop it, Xiao Ai, I asked you to come over and deal with something. Why did you get fooled by your opponent? You are still too immature."

Upon hearing this voice, Yan Moai's expression froze and he quickly turned around.

"boss!"

Chen Mo nodded and slowly walked out of the shadows.

When Chu Hang heard the word boss, he was stunned for a moment, then quickly closed his eyes and sat cross-legged.

"Empty is color, color is emptiness, emptiness is not different from color, and color is not different from emptiness. So according to string theory, all subatomic particles are not small dots, but strings similar to rubber bands, so emptiness and color represent respectively..."

It was obvious that he had another epiphany, and judging from the fact that he even recited the Heart Sutra incorrectly, it can be seen how hasty his epiphany was.

Erbing looked at Chen Mo who appeared in the temple and was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses.

"Boss Jiutong, what did you call this person just now?"

Xiao Ai turned around and glared at Erbing.

"What is this man! How polite are you? This is my boss! If you continue to disrespect him like this, then I will disrespect you!"

Erbing looked at Xiao Ai and then at Chen Mo, then knelt down without saying a word, making a sound like meeting a relative with tears streaming down his face.

"Boss Dice! You're finally here! I've been waiting so hard for you! If you'd been a step later, I would have been killed by Boss Jiutong!"

? ? ? ? ?

Xiao Ai has a black question mark on her face, who is Dice? Didn’t you say that I am the boss of Zuowangdao? Why did another dice appear?

Erbing didn't care what Xiao Ai was thinking at this time, he told his bitterness with tears and runny nose.

Chen Mo looked at Er Bing's performance and nodded with a smile: "Er Bing, you have worked hard. I have always seen your suffering."

Erbing was stunned for a moment and then quickly answered: "It's not hard, it's not hard. Being able to organize and run around is what I should do!"

"Hey, don't say that. I always know rewards and punishments! You've worked so hard, how can I not reward you? Look, I suggested cooking your favorite dish. Don't let me down. Mind."

As he spoke, Chen Mo brought out a plate of something that smelled like a members-only restaurant and came to Erbing.

Looking at this unknown thing, Erbing's expression changed drastically!

"Boss Dice, what is this!"

"Haha, you look like you are forgetful. What else could it be? Of course it is your favorite nine-turn large intestine!"

Chapter 861: You can’t live without eating

Nine turns of the large intestine?

This really didn’t hit the blind spot of Erbing’s knowledge. He had pretended to be a cook when he was deceiving people before, and he had a good understanding of various cuisines. Jiuzhuan large intestine is based on pig intestines, with onions, **** and other ingredients added. The ingredients are boiled. The finished product has four flavors: sour, sweet, fragrant and salty. It is ruddy in color and soft and tender in texture. It is a classic dish.

But with the plate in front of him, Erbing stared at the things on the plate with a hard expression. His nose was not broken yet and he could smell that in addition to the four flavors of sour, sweet, fragrant and salty, there were other flavors mixed into this dish.

As for the smell, he couldn't describe it in words, maybe it was just a matter of fact.

"Boss Dice, are you sure this thing is really a nine-turn large intestine?"

"What, you don't believe me?"

Erbing shook his head: "Of course I believe it, but this nine-turn large intestine is a bit, um... so special. Boss Dice, have you tasted this dish yourself?"

"I tasted it, I tasted a piece of it."

real or fake! Are you lying to me?

Of course Chen Mo was cheating Erbiao. He was not a member of a members-only restaurant, so how could he eat such a thing!

"How do you feel, Boss Dice?"

Chen Mo chuckled and shook his head: "You don't trust my craftsmanship. Don't worry, Erbing. When I made this dish, I removed most of the fishy smell from the large intestine, but at the same time, I also kept it for you. Add a little taste of intestines, so you know you’re eating large intestines, right?”

Retaining some of the flavor? !

Isn’t the original taste of this large intestine just **? What do you keep this thing for?

"Boss Dice, did you keep it intentionally?"

"Of course I kept some of it when I was cleaning it."

Time to clean! Doesn’t that mean that the large intestine is filled with stuffing?

Erbing gasped on the spot: "Boss Dice, did you do this on purpose or accidentally?"

"It was intentional and careless," Chen Mo replied.

Um?

Erbing was stunned, how to understand this?

He tasted it carefully and then suddenly came to his senses. Chen Mo was playing tricks on him!

"Boss Dice, I..."

"Hey." Chen Mo raised his hand to interrupt Er Bing, "I know Er Bing wants to taste this dish, but I advise you not to rush."

"I'm not! I didn't..."

"Hmm?! What are you not? You wouldn't say you don't want to eat the food I cooked for you, right? That means you don't want to recognize me as the boss!"

"Forehead…"

Cold sweat ran down Erbing's forehead.

He has been forced to a dead end. If he doesn't eat this dish, he means he doesn't recognize Chen Mo as the boss. If he doesn't recognize him, you will know what will happen if you don't recognize him. Just look at the physical Buddha. It will be fine if it is broken into pieces!

But if you eat it... Looking at the nine-turn large intestine with all the five flavors in front of you, Erbing feels that his sense of smell is almost gone.

To live or to die, that is the question.

In the face of the ultimate problem in life, Erbing finally gave in. Isn't it just a big intestine? I'll eat it!

He took a deep breath and smiled: "Boss Dice, what are you talking about? I promised you that the members of the organization will be like a family, how can I deny you? Besides, this Nine Rotation Large Intestine is the true love of my heart." ! It would be a pity to leave this uneaten!"

"Really? Then eat it quickly."

As Chen Mo spoke, he couldn't wait to pass the chopsticks to Er Bing. In order to let Er Bing taste the large intestine better, Chen Mo didn't even prepare a knife and fork!

Staring at the two large intestine cakes on the plate, he swallowed deeply, then slowly reached out and took the chopsticks, picked up a piece of large intestine and brought it to his mouth with a trembling hand.

Smelling the strong smell that hit his face, Erbian resisted the desire to vomit and showed a resolute expression.

You can't live without eating!

Snapped!

The fat exploded out when Er Bing took a bite. Er Bing's body trembled violently, and the two cakes on his face twisted into a ball and then split into two bars.

"How's it going? Is it delicious?"

After hearing Chen Mo's question, Erbing, ah no, it's Ertiao now.

He came to his senses and nodded, making a gnashing sound.

"It's so delicious! I've never eaten anything so delicious! It's simply the most delicious thing in the world! I want to eat the person who made this dish!"

"It's not okay to eat people. We are all civilized people. How can we eat people easily? But there is still a lot of large intestine left. If you don't eat enough, you can finish it all."

"What!"

"Huh? You don't want to?"

"No, no." Erjo shook his head and said: "Of course I'm not unwilling, Boss Dice, but this large intestine is very precious. How can I, a little person like me, enjoy it all to myself? I should let Boss Yaoji and Boss Jiutong and the others will have a taste first!"

Nani!

Xiao Ai's eyes widened and then she clenched her fists, thinking that it was impossible to hide the look in someone's eyes.

Erjo could feel Xiao Ai's naked murderous intention towards him. He believed that he would have died if Chen Mo was not present. However, he no longer cared about these things. If he really wanted to eat these large intestines, he might as well let him I'd rather die!

"Well, what you said makes sense, I love you..."

Yan Moai shook his head vigorously: "I won't eat it! As long as the boss doesn't let me eat this thing, I can do whatever you want!"

"Host, you must have heard it, Xiao Ai said that she can do whatever she wants! Why are you so polite! This transaction must be worth 100 million at least!"

Damn you!

Chen Mo almost couldn't help but curse out, but seeing so many people present, he finally held back. After all, the character couldn't collapse.

"Alas." Chen Mo sighed softly and removed the Nine Turns Large Intestine: "Now you know what the dangers of society are."

Um? What does the boss mean by this emmm... Masaka!

Xiao Ai's eyes widened: "Boss, are you transferring your work experience to me?"

"You finally realized it."

Xiao Ai's eyes filled with tears of emotion. This was the first time she met someone who cared about her so much!

She had misunderstood the boss in the past. Although the boss was often away from the store, he always had me in his heart!

There was a determined look in Xiao Ai's eyes, "No!" I can't let my boss down anymore! Online games actually made me fall to this point! Start quitting the internet today!

"Don't worry, boss, I will manage the **** shop well! I will never let you down!"

"Ah?" Chen Mo was stunned for a moment and then nodded: "Oh, that's good. Come on."

When Xiao Ai realized Er Tiao, he also realized that Chen Mo had been using him as a tool from the beginning! He didn't care about his feelings at all!

unacceptable! Even if you sit on the Wangdao, you still have dignity!

Nijo was angry!

In a state of extreme anger, he took the Nine-turn Large Intestine from Chen Mo's hand and ate only one piece in one go.

"Hiccup! It's neither salty nor bland. It's delicious. Boss Dice, I saved this last one specially for you. You see I'm thinking about you so much. You will definitely not let down my kindness, right?"

Anyway, I won't survive if I eat it, but you can't even hope to survive.

Looking at the last piece of nine-turn large intestine on the plate and the face that split into nine pieces, Chen Mo fell silent.

This guy is a wolf killer!

Chapter 862 But the smell outside the door is clearly Master’s

Everyone cast curious glances at Chen Mo. They wanted to know if Chen Mo would fall into the trap of Erbing's modern Yang. If you don't eat it, you won't be able to continue acting. If you eat it, you'll fall into the opponent's trap.

Feeling everyone's gaze, Chen Mo looked at Er Jiao's distorted face and was silent for a long time before sighing: "Okay, you won. I admit that you are stronger now."

Erjo's expression froze, this was not what he wanted to hear! Ertiao could hear the meaning behind Chen Mo's compliment, and the other party didn't intend to continue the show!

Yes, Erjo already knew that Chen Mo was playing him, but he didn't care! As long as Chen Mo can eat this nine-turn large intestine, then he can act with Chen Mo for the rest of his life!

"Haha... Boss Dice, what do you mean by this? I can't quite understand you? Forget it, you'd better eat your intestines quickly. It won't taste good when it's cold!"

Nijo smiled stiffly and tried to change the topic, but naturally Chen Mo would not accompany him. It was better to leave the delicacies of this membership-only restaurant to senior Koji to enjoy.

"Why bother? Didn't you always know that I'm not a dice?"

"No! You are it! Boss Dice! I will only recognize you as the boss in this life! I have never forgotten your kindness to me!"

"No, I don't have any favors for you, and I'm not a dice. I was just playing the role of you."

"you are!"

"No, I am not."

"You are it!"

"no."

“…”

Er Jiao stared straight at Chen Mo and then suddenly raised his palm and slapped his face!

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!

He just stared at Chen Mo as he slapped his face again and again, and couldn't help but look away when he saw Xiao Ai.

She really wanted to rush up to Erjo and yell, Erbing teacher, please stop doing this, but she couldn't, after all, her boss was watching from the side.