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Damn... the future Buddha wants to curse people, and you even want to question the Buddha's words? Are you, a believer, sincere in your heart?

"Jin Chanzi! Are you going to fight me in the ring?!"

Yang Tian looked panicked and quickly shook his head: "Disciple doesn't dare. Since the Buddha said yes, then just take it as yes. Disciple just thinks that people should live innocently in life. One is one, two is two! You have to do it yourself You should admit it frankly, but you should never take the blame for what you did."

Future Buddha clenched his fists. How could he not hear Yang Tian's yin and yang aura? On the surface, he said, "I admit my mistake," but what he meant behind his words was that he was just trying to make a move!

He has been doing this for so many years and has deceived countless people, but this is the first time he has seen such a prickly person as Yang Tian! TNND, you do believe it! Why don’t you believe it!

You don’t believe it, right? Then don’t blame me!

"Jin Chanzi didn't expect that so many lives have passed, but you don't have any regrets at all, and you even kept talking nonsense in this great palace! You really disappointed me, anyway, I thought that after so many lives, you had already repented. , Calculate the time, today is supposed to be the day when your merits and virtues will be perfected, but it looks like you don’t want to return, so that’s fine, you can go and practice again.”

After speaking, Future Buddha waved his hand and made a gesture of chasing people away.

"Wait, Buddha, what did you just say?!"

"You talk nonsense and have no regrets."

"No, that's the next sentence."

"You should have perfected your merits and achieved positive results."

bump!

Yang Tianmeng knelt on the ground and kowtowed so hard that his forehead turned red.

"Buddha! I realize my mistake! I gave up my Buddhist scriptures because I couldn't resist the temptation of women. This is all my fault. I regret it! Buddha, please rest assured that today is different from the past. I have already changed my past! I seriously reflected on myself!”

"Sex is like a bone scraper. Men who are addicted to women are the most useless! They are the most useless! They can't control their desires and are controlled by them all day long! Even at such a young age, they have dark circles under their eyes and look pale! What's more, some even have black eyes. ! Just look at it and it’s so vain! So I decided to be self-disciplined from today on!"

Um? Shouldn’t we talk about quitting **** at this time?

Yang Tian seemed to be aware of the problem in his words and quickly shook his head and changed his words: "I'm sorry, Buddha, my disciple said the wrong thing at the moment. It's not self-discipline but caution!"

Everyone nodded, the master is indeed a man of great perseverance!

"..."Future Buddha.

Seeing Yang Tian correcting his mistakes, the future Buddha was silent for a while and said: "Jin Chanzi, didn't you say you were not wrong? Why did you suddenly admit it again?"

Hearing this, Yang Tian was shocked and quickly replied: "Buddha, it's all a misunderstanding! This disciple has sincerely repented! You must believe me!"

The opportunity to achieve righteousness is right in front of you, and anyone else would truly repent!

"really?"

"really!"

Yang Tian nodded vigorously.

The Future Buddha looked at him for a while and then sighed: "Idiot, you finally have enlightenment!"

"Jin Chanzi, you have gone through many hardships and now your merits are considered complete. You can return to your position starting today!"

"Ananda, Kasyapa, please take the golden cicada down to purify yourself."

"Yes, Buddha!"

As the words of Future Buddha fell, two men in cassocks clasped their hands and walked out of the hall and came to Yang Tian.

"Senior Brother Jin Chanzi, please come with us."

Looking at the two monks in front of him, Yang Tian was slightly startled. Are Ananda and Kasyapa disciples of Maitreya Buddha?

Forget it, these details are not important anymore! He is about to achieve enlightenment!

Yang Tian shook his head and clasped his hands together and replied, "Then I'll trouble you two junior brothers."

Hearing this, Ananda and Kasyapa smiled.

Hee hee, he believed it! He believed it! so fun!

"No trouble, senior brother Jin Chanzi, let's go."

"OK"

After speaking, Yang Tian followed Ananda and Kasyapa into the hall.

Watching Yang Tian leave Future Buddha felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart. He had successfully deceived another high-quality material!

After all, Yang Tian is a person who has been to the junction of Yin and Yang. Although he was not affected, he inevitably left the aura of the underworld on his body. For the future Buddha, a person like Yang Tian who has the aura of the underworld is a big deal. Very valuable for research!

Future Buddha glanced at the remaining tourists and thought about how to deal with them, and at this moment Chu Hang, who had been hiding in the last row of the crowd, entered his sight.

After sensing the energy fluctuations in Chu Hang's body, Future Buddha was stunned for a moment, and then a look of shock appeared on his face.

It's not because Chu Hang is a cultivator, but because Chu Hang is completely different from all the cultivators he has seen so far!

Not only is the spiritual energy in his body extremely pure and without any evil spirit, but there is also an extremely rhythmic rhythm between his exhalations and inhalations, which is completely different from those crazy cultivation methods!

He has never heard of such a cultivation method! If I could get his hands on his cultivation method...

A gleam flashed in Future Buddha's eyes, and the corners of his mouth turned up to reveal an extremely kind smile.

"Amitabha, this benefactor, I think you are destined to be my Buddha. Why don't you come under my sect and practice the great path of enlightenment! What do you think?"

Chu Hang was speechless.

Damn it! Why are you asking me to become a disciple again! Did I eat Tang Monk meat? Why does everyone want to take me on as their apprentice!

The whereabouts of my last master are still unknown!

Chapter 855 Master Shunyi

What? The future Buddha actually wants to accept me! What is the origin of this brother that actually made the Buddha himself accept disciples!

Everyone cast their burning gazes at Chu Hang, and they wished they could replace him with Chu Hang!

Why does Buddha like himself more than others? Is it because they are not good-looking enough?

In this way, both the little brother now and the master just now look very good, and in fact their styles are completely different. One has a cold temperament, while the other looks like a popular star that often appears on TV.

Could it be that Buddhism accepts disciples based on their appearance?

How can it be repaired? This face-based world is enough!

Feeling the envy, jealousy and hatred in everyone's eyes, Chu Hang was silent for a while and then clasped his hands together and said: "Buddha, I appreciate your kindness, but I have already learned from others. As the saying goes, once a teacher is always a father! Since I have already become a teacher, naturally You can’t take another person’s sect! Please forgive me, Lord Buddha.”

Although he doubted whether the identity of the future Buddha was true or false, Chu Hang still used the title Buddha out of caution. He was careful not to make a big mistake!

The future Buddha has already guessed that Chu Hang has a master. After all, the skills Chu Hang practices are too special. If he hadn't been guided by his master, would he have been able to comprehend this magical practice method on his own?

But what if Chu Hang has a master? Today he has accepted this apprentice!

The future Buddha shook his hand with a smile and said: "Haha, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. In Buddhism, the most important thing is the word "fate". When "fate" comes, everything will be clear. Today I made a prediction and will meet a good disciple. I think you are the benefactor. This is the fate between me and the benefactor and I should accept you as my disciple! Donor, why should you refuse?"

Although Future Buddha's words sounded like persuasion, inside and outside his words, he meant to forcefully recruit disciples!

Chu Hang also heard the metaphor in the words of the future Buddha. After being silent for a while, he said stiffly: "Buddha, I understand what you mean. If there is really a fate between you and me as a master and a disciple, then I really shouldn't refuse you." However, my master has been very kind to me! How could I betray my teacher and switch to another person's disciple? Lord Buddha, you don't want me to be a treacherous person."

Are you playing moral kidnapping with me?

The smile on Future Buddha's face became even stronger.

"The donor's words are wrong. As the saying goes, if three people walk together, they must have my teacher! The journey of spiritual practice is not done behind closed doors, but to draw on the strengths of hundreds of schools of thought. Only in this way can we achieve the right results and attain the great road. Although I ask you to take refuge in my Buddha, but But I never asked you to betray our master, so how can you talk about betrayal?"

Chu Hang was shocked. Can you say such shameless remarks? Are you really the founder of Buddhism?

"Buddha, what you are saying is that one should not practice behind closed doors in practice. However, my six roots are impure and my worldly connections are not resolved. It is really not suitable for me to take refuge in my Buddha. There are many people with excellent qualifications present. The good disciple you mentioned may not be I, Lord Buddha, also ask you to search carefully, there will definitely be a more suitable candidate than me!"

After hearing this, the tourists immediately became energetic and walked to the front row one after another, showing their disillusionment with the world of mortals. They almost had the words "Liu Gen Qing Jing" written on their faces.

Seeing that Chu Hang was so ignorant of current affairs and the future, the Buddha was a little angry.

These tourists are 100% pure ordinary people! Why did he accept them as his apprentices? Let them serve as medicine guides!

"It doesn't matter, if you, the donor, have not purified your six roots, just become a lay disciple. If you worship me as your teacher, I will teach you the Three Treasures of Mahayana Buddhism! The Sanctions, the Vinaya, and the Sutras! This method can save the souls of the dead and ascend to heaven. ! Can help people escape from difficulties! Can cultivate the body of infinite life! Can do things with no coming and no going! Isn’t it wonderful to achieve the true result through such cultivation!"

I have to say that Chu Hang was a little tempted by the conditions offered by the future Buddha. After all, this Mahayana Buddhism sounds really awesome! At least it's much better than the technique his last master gave him!

Chu Hang quickly calmed down when he thought that he still hadn't been able to fully understand the skills his last master had given him.

A secret book for cultivating immortals is enough to give him a headache. If there is another secret book for cultivating Buddha, it won't kill him!

The more exercises the better, but the one that suits you is the best!

"Buddha, I..."

Chu Hang still wanted to say something, but Future Buddha no longer had that patience.

"Donor! I sincerely accept you as my disciple, why do you keep pushing me away! Donor, please don't be obsessed with me! Otherwise..."

"Otherwise?" Chu Hang asked subconsciously.

The future Buddha clasped his hands and replied: "Otherwise the poor monk will only be able to save the donor!"

The corner of Chu Hang's mouth twitched: "Buddha, melons that are twisted are not sweet."

"Amitabha."

Future Buddha did not respond, but clasped his hands together and said the Buddha's name, and then his body emitted a bright golden light.

Seeing this scene, Chu Hang knelt down and took three sips without saying a word.

"Buddha! My disciples have realized! The world is full of suffering and everything is empty! Only by saving me can we save others! If the Buddha does not abandon his disciples, they are willing to take refuge in me, the Buddha! From now on, we will always practice Buddhism with the ancient Buddha Qingdeng, and strive to escape from the sea of ​​suffering as soon as possible! Complete the cultivation Right result!"

The future Buddha smiled and nodded: "That's good, that's good. The donor really has deep wisdom. He has understood the truth that life is suffering before he even enters my door. It's great to congratulate him. Since the donor has taken refuge in me, Buddha, then it's up to me. I will give you a Dharma name. Nine times out of ten things in life will be unsatisfactory. I hope that in the future you can act and do things according to your heart. In this way, your Dharma name will be Shunyi."

"..." Chu Hang.

This Dharma name is really full of a kind of black humor!

"Disciple understands."

"Okay..." The future Buddha nodded and said: "As you wish, since you have taken refuge in my Buddha, my teacher should guide you in your practice. Let's do this. First, tell me your current practice method, and then let me come. What do you think about teaching students in accordance with their aptitude?"

I knew it! After talking for a long time, I finally got greedy for my skills!

You also teach students in accordance with their aptitude, hehe, do you want to teach students in accordance with their aptitude? I'm too embarrassed to expose you!

"That's great! Buddha, my disciple encountered a bottleneck in his practice not long ago, and Zhenghai is looking for someone to give him some advice!"

After saying that, Chu Hang took out the secret book of cultivation. When he saw the secret book, Future Buddha's eyes lit up and he immediately took it away.

"Don't worry, Shunyi. I will help you solve the bottleneck problem as soon as I finish studying this secret book."

Seeing Future Buddha's ecstatic expression, Chu Hang understood that this secret book no longer belonged to him.

But he didn't feel distressed. As a scientific cultivator, do you think he wouldn't have prepared an electronic version of this secret book?

Times have changed, Lord Buddha!

He not only prepared an electronic version but also saved a cloud document backup!

If necessary, he can print a new cheat book immediately!

This antique version of the secret book will be gone if it is gone, but you must give me something as compensation for taking my things!

"Buddha, to tell you the truth, my disciples have been admiring the Buddhist practice for a long time. They can always hope for it but not get it. If possible, can you..."

Having said that, Chu Hang's intention will remain unchanged in the future.

"Shunyi, I understand what you mean, but if you are new to our sect and you still don't understand the advanced Buddhist teachings, just start learning the simplest techniques from this book."

As he spoke, the future Buddha took out a sutra and gave it to Chu Hang.

Chu Hang looked at the cover of the scripture, which was marked with these three characters.

"Da Qian Lu"!

Chapter 856: You are such a fool.

Daqianlu? Does Buddhism have this scripture? Why haven't you heard of it before?

Chu Hang was stunned for a moment and then shook his head. It seemed that he was too inflated. Doesn't it mean that Buddhism doesn't have this classic if he hasn't heard of it? How many Buddhist classics do you know?

Unlike the Christian situation where there is only one classic, there are tens of millions of Buddhist classics, and even now there are people writing new classics. In addition, this is a Buddhist secret book that can be used for cultivation. The content recorded above must be the same as The Buddhist classics circulating on the market are different, and it is normal for you not to recognize them.

Chu Hang held the Daqianlu in his hand and bowed like a disciple: "Thank you Buddha for giving me this book!"

A teacher teaches and solves doubts.

Although the Buddha's purpose in teaching his own skills was not pure, it was always true that he taught his own skills. As a young man with upright views, Chu Hang was still willing to perform the etiquette that a disciple should do.

Of course, this is definitely not because the situation is stronger than the person, but simply because he wants to respect his teacher!

"Haha, I wish you are gifted with intelligence and deep wisdom, and this Great Thousand Records is the supreme secret method of my Buddhism. As long as you study it with concentration, I am sure you will be able to achieve positive results in time!"