Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend
Chapter 480:
Wouldn't you feel embarrassed if you asked me for this or that?
No, I want to bow too! If for no other reason than to suppress your arrogance!
Let the master know who is the most sincere person.
Thinking of this group of tourists, they immediately came to Yang Tian and knelt down in front of Yang Tian!
"Master, please bless me to be single successfully. I don't ask too much. If I can have a girlfriend like Alicia, I will have no regrets in my life."
"Go away! How dare you claim that your demands are too low! I have never seen such a shameless person! Master, my demands are really low. It doesn't matter if my girlfriend is a boy! Like Mizuho Miyakoji or Brother Yuki It’s like, if it really can’t be done, it’s totally fine with me, Shizhi!”
People who watched Date Live gasped at this moment!
Good guy! Even Shidou was not spared! Could it be that Shido's **** is so warm?
It can be seen that everyone is very enthusiastic, and their ideas are also very simple. It is rare to meet a true master. No matter whether it is useful or not, I will worship you first!
If it doesn't work, just burn incense and worship Buddha, but if it works, you can make a lot of money!
Chu Hang was very confused at this time. He really didn't expect Yang Tian to hide such a trick! Could it be that this is the so-called real person not showing his face!
But it’s too hidden! Knocking electronic wooden fish, worshiping the electronic Buddha, and reciting the Great Orchid Mantra, it all looks a bit like a high-ranking monk! I'm afraid even Brother Xu and the others don't know that there is a cultivator hidden in their school!
However, Chu Hang didn't know that the most confused person at this time was Yang Tian himself!
All masters and eminent monks are fake!
How can he still not know who he is?
Apart from being handsome and having been a personal trainee for a while, there is nothing special about him, and he only started worshiping Buddha recently!
He can't even tell how many sects there are in Buddhism, and his Buddhist attainments are even worse than those of Harvard students!
How could it be possible to obtain an eminent monk at this level! He didn't even believe it when he said it!
"Dear passengers, you have misunderstood. I am just an ordinary college student who believes in Buddhism. I have been practicing Buddhism for a fraction of the time that the masters in the temples have! My Buddhist knowledge is basically zero! How can a person like me be an eminent monk? !”
This... everyone looked at each other and didn't know how to reply.
Master, we all understand what you are saying, but before you say this, could you please remove the golden light from your head? Otherwise, it sounds really Versailles!
Yang Tian also found that his explanation seemed useless. As long as the golden light above his head was still there, no one would believe that he was an ordinary person.
By the way, since I know that I am an ordinary college student, this golden light must be an accident!
It just happened to shine on my place. In that case, let me go?
Thinking of this, Yang Tian slowly stood up and took a step forward, and the golden light followed him and moved one step forward.
Yang Tian was silent for a while and then took a step back, and the golden light above his head also moved back one unit.
Seeing Yang Tian's operation, everyone was confused.
Master, are you showing off?
It’s hard to say whether it’s pretentious or not, but it’s true that I’m confused.
This golden light really shines on me!
At this moment, the fog completely dissipated, and a magnificent temple appeared in everyone's sight.
"Huh? This is a temple?"
As soon as Yang Tian finished speaking, lotus flowers spread out in front of him as if to attract him.
"Damn it, is this the legendary Lotus that grows step by step?"
Yang Tian was confused. Even he himself couldn't help but be shaken at this moment. Could it be said that he had really achieved enlightenment?
Let's go down and take a look.
Yang Tian walked towards the door of the car. The passengers in the car gave way to him. Chu Hang hesitated but still followed Yang Tian with his backpack.
Everyone got off the car and went to the temple. There were these big characters at the door of the temple.
Da Lei* Temple.
The word in the middle of Leihe Temple is plated with this layer of gold. I don't know whether it says Da Leiyin or Da Leipu.
However, due to this situation, people are willing to believe that this is the Great Leiyin Temple.
Everyone walked into the Dalei* Temple. The surrounding walls were filled with strange-shaped Buddha statues. They were either lying down or hunched over, but none of them were standing normally. In the center of the hall, there was a huge cavity, which was dark and vague. Something is moving.
Not long after they entered the hall, a tall man with a halo of merit walked out with his hands spread out.
"Since you have seen the future, why not worship!"
Chapter 853: Even a gentleman should be on guard?
Everyone was stunned when they heard this line. The Buddha from the Great Leiyin Temple had also read Black Mythology?
Unlike others, Chu Hang doesn't play games very much, nor does he pay attention to the news in the gaming industry. Now he is focused on cultivation research and searching for Ye Chen and Yan Xuyang. It can be said that he knows nothing about the plot of Black Myth.
He was confused when he heard the words of the 'Buddha' in the middle. At this time, another Menggu man reached out and pulled the person beside him.
"Hey, brother, what did the Buddha mean just now? When did we see the future?"
"Brother, haven't you heard of the Three Buddhas of Buddhism?"
The Menggu man shook his head.
"Okay, actually I don't know much. I just know that Buddhism has past Buddhas, present Buddhas and future Buddhas."
Yang Tian on the side heard this and explained: "To be precise, it is Mahayana Buddhism. In Mahayana Buddhism, the three Buddhas are divided in terms of space and time. In terms of space, they are divided into Amitabha Buddha, who is in charge of the glazed light world in the east, and the Central Saha Buddha. The three Buddhas of the third generation, Sakyamuni Buddha in the world and the Medicine Buddha of the Western Paradise World, are divided in time into the three Buddhas of the third generation, namely the past Buddha Randen, the present Buddha Sakyamuni, and the future Buddha Maitreya."
Everyone was filled with emotion after hearing this explanation. The master is indeed a master who knows a lot. However, in fact, Yang Tian does not know much. He has never memorized the sects of Buddhism. The reason why he knows about the Third Buddha is just because he happened to see it on the Internet.
Chu Hang showed a look of understanding. It turns out that there is still such a saying. If you put it this way, this 'Buddha' claims to be the future, which means that he is the future Buddha among the three Buddhas.
He looked at the 'Buddha' in the center of the hall with strong suspicion in his eyes.
Chu Hang didn’t understand how the Buddhas in Buddhism divided their statuses, but he still knew about Sakyamuni. However, this understanding was not religious but historical. Sakyamuni’s surname was Gautama and his given name was Siddha. Most of them are founders and leaders of Buddhism.
It’s hard to say whether the historical Sakyamuni really had superhuman power as claimed by religion.
Just as the Confucius in history and the Confucius promoted by Confucianism are definitely not the same person, the Sakyamuni in Buddhism is definitely different from the Sakyamuni in history. After all, religious images are formed after continuous processing by later generations.
In order to facilitate future generations of missionaries, they even made significant modifications and localization of the gods.
For example, God is a localized name.
It is easy to imagine that the status of the future Buddha can be compared with the founders of Buddhism in history. Let’s not talk about whether there is a future Buddha in history. If the one in front of us is really the future Buddha in a religious sense, then this Buddha would be too stretched. Bar!
Although he can't come up with the golden body and halo special effects now, that's just because he hasn't studied this subject before.
As long as you accumulate enough theoretical foundation and energy, it is not difficult to create these special effects.
He also knows a little bit about Buddhism. Various UP owners on the Internet have said that Buddhism is famous for its bragging!
It is the universe and the world at every turn. If the real Buddha is really what Buddhism says, he must have started as a four-dimensional life form!
Is this the grand scene for such a being to appear in front of people?
Let alone the future Buddha in religion, I’m afraid it’s not even comparable to the one in novels!
Chu Hang expressed great doubts about this future Buddha. However, not only him, but also the person standing in the center of the hall who claimed to be the future Buddha was also confused.
According to his past experience, every time he performed a holy show in front of others, the people immediately knelt together. Why did these people not only not kneel down but also started talking today? Strange.
The ‘Future Buddha’ looked at the tourists in front of him and after thinking for a moment, a smile appeared on his face.
No matter what, it’s rare to meet some interesting believers, so play with them first!
The 'Future Buddha' didn't get too entangled in the tourists' actions. He slowly turned his head and cast his gaze on Yang Tian.
When the fog enveloped the tourist bus, everyone in the bus came under his surveillance. Yang Tianna's act of chanting sutras in public successfully attracted his attention.
The reason why he pretended to be a Buddhist Buddha today was just to play tricks on Yang Tian! Let yourself be happy!
"Jin Chanzi, do you know you are wrong?!"
Golden cicada? Do you still have Master Tripitaka hidden among these people?
Everyone looked at each other, and finally turned their attention to Yang Tian.
Yang Tian glanced around and then pointed at himself with a confused expression.
"Buddha, isn't the Jin Chanzi you just mentioned a disciple?"
"Of course."
ah? It's actually him!
"Buddha, you are not mistaken! I am just an ordinary person, how could I be Jin Chanzi! And isn't Jin Chanzi Elder Tang! My surname is Yang, Buddha!"
The 'Future Buddha' chuckled and shook his head: "You can't be wrong. The physical body is just a piece of rotten skin. Jin Chanzi is you, and Tang Xuanzang is you too. Destiny and destiny are just reincarnation, Jin Chanzi, you Do you know what mistake you made in the first place?"
How can I know this?
Yang Tian shook his head: "Disciple doesn't know."
"Hmph! Then do you still remember the Daughter's Kingdom!"
"Huh? A country of daughters?"
"That's right. As a monk and you shouldered the great mission of learning Buddhist scriptures, you should have resolutely refused the temptation of the king of the daughter country, but you hesitated! In the end, you even lost to your own lust! You abandoned your great mission of learning Buddhist scriptures and got married!"
"How is this possible! That's not what is written in Journey to the West!"
"If a monk doesn't lie, will this Buddha lie to you? Take a good look at it for yourself!"
After saying this, the 'Future Buddha' waved his hand, and a mysterious light mirror appeared in everyone's sight. A monk wearing a monk's robe who looked very much like Yang Tian was hugging and flirting with a charming-looking woman.
Seeing this scene, everyone felt hot all over and took a breath, this scene! Such clarity! Even if it’s not too hot in Tokyo, it can’t be compared!
Just when the person in the picture was about to enter the main scene, Yang Tian in the Xuanguang Mirror blew out the candle, and the picture went dark.
The tourists were stunned for a moment and then stared at Yang Tian!
Gentlemen also take precautions!
Grandmaster! You treat us like outsiders!
Noticing everyone's gazes, Yang Tian also stared back.
"What are you looking at! I only want vinyl memberships!"
Everyone was speechless when they heard this.
Well, it looks like you have to pay to watch the next content.
This is where the ‘Future Buddha’ speaks again.
"Jin Chanzi, do you still have something to say now?"
Yang Tian was silent for a while and then raised his head.
"Buddha's disciples were wronged!"
Um? You've come to this point and you still want to quibble?
"You still want to deny it when you have video evidence?"
"Who said that videos cannot be faked! I seriously doubt that this video used AI synthesis technology! This is a frame-up!"
Hearing this, the 'Future Buddha' was stunned on the spot. What is AI synthesis technology?
Chapter 854 Donor, you are destined to be my Buddha
A trace of confusion flashed in the eyes of this future Buddha. This was the first time he had heard of AI synthesis technology after practicing for so many years.
Although I don’t know what the AI synthesis technology Yang Tian is talking about, Future Buddha knows that he can’t show his confusion at this time, otherwise the secret will be exposed!
Future Buddha said with a displeased expression, "Jinchanzi, what do you mean by this? Do you think I can lie?"
Um? Buddha is angry? It’s strange. Didn’t Maitreya Buddha always remind the world to learn to be tolerant? Why is this Buddha so small-minded?
Although he was confused, Yang Tian didn't think much about it. After all, he was not a cultivator. Now that the future Buddha has appeared in front of people, there is nothing to doubt. If the other party really wants to have evil intentions towards him based on the ability he has shown, then He still needed to do all these twists and turns, and he died on the spot with just one slap.
"Buddha, this is not what I mean. If you are a monk and don't lie, of course you won't lie. But in modern society, information is developed! AI synthesis technology is so advanced that any photo can be synthesized into a video. If this situation is not guaranteed, someone will frame the disciple!" "
Tsk! Why is this guy so busy! This video was made by him on the spot. Wouldn’t he know if it was true or false?
"You bastard! How could someone taint your innocence out of thin air for no reason! What have you been chanting all these years!"
Ah, this...but I haven't been chanting for that long.
"Of course Buddha's disciples believe that people's hearts are all good-hearted, but among the billions of people in this world, there will always be a few people who harm others and do not benefit themselves. Otherwise, wouldn't this world become a pure land of bliss?"
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