Hogwarts Shippuden
Chapter 46: ex-wife
Kyle shoved his head into the suitcase and checked to see if there were any other heavy weapons in the suitcase.
A huge weapon box stacked in the corner caught Kyle's attention.
Generally speaking, the power of a weapon is proportional to its size, and the box that holds it is so huge, so the power must not be small.
After dragging it out and placing it on the ground, Kyle pried open the weapon case, revealing the weapon inside.
Kyle's brow suddenly twitched when he saw this weird looking launcher.
If he guessed correctly, this weapon should be the famous M388 nuclear shell launcher, which is called the most stupid firearm by later generations of military fans.
The minimum range is 400 meters and the maximum range is 2 kilometers.
And its killing radius is a full 5 kilometers away.
It can be said to be the most powerful "suicide" weapon in the history of human warfare.
Seeing that Kyle suddenly fell silent, Cedric bumped Kyle's shoulder, "Is there any problem with this weapon?"
There is a problem, and a big problem.
Kyle waved his hand and decided not to send the hot potato out. If one day a mushroom cloud pops up over Hogwarts Castle or the Burrow, it will be a big deal.
He took out a bazooka that Middle Eastern players are very familiar with - RPG-7 from the box!
Kyle held this RPG solemnly, as if it were some rare treasure.
"This is a top Cuban cigar - Cohiba, Montecristo..."
Kyle held a rocket in his hand.
"Equipped with an anti-personnel grenade, it can explode the armor protection charm with one shot. If the armor-piercing bomb is used, it may even be able to explode the super armor protection."
"It's a little smarter and will write its own book, definitely more difficult than Professor Binns' history of magic, and it will read it to you by itself."
Kyle was intoxicated.
"This is my Eiffel Tower, my Rachmaninoff Symphony No. 3, my favorite weapon - elegant and beautiful."
He kissed affectionately on the rocket.
"I named it 'ex-wife'."
Fred put the hand behind him on his chin, and thought while holding his chin.
George glanced at his twin brother, wondering what he was thinking.
"This is the best I can come up with."
Kyle put the rocket launcher and the rocket in front of the two of them, "Do you want it?"
The twin brothers continued to suffer from facial paralysis.
"Can you give me some reaction? You two are as unpredictable as the Sphinx."
Fred slapped his hands on the table heavily, "We want it!"
"which one?"
"all."
The four who negotiated the arms deal immediately went to drink and have supper.
An hour later, only Kyle was left from the suitcase.
The other three drank too much and lay dead on the sofa in the living room.
Kyle was too lazy to take them out of the box one by one, throw them back into their respective common rooms, and let them lie there for the night.
I hope they can get up by themselves before the first class in the morning.
…
The next morning, in the Hufflepuff common room.
Kyle slowly sat up from the bed, his loose eyes couldn't focus properly no matter what.
Sure enough, he should have drunk some sober potion before going to bed last night. Kyle patted his head with a headache.
After sitting on the edge of the bed and adjusting his condition, Kyle walked out of the dormitory lightly.
Through the small round windows on the wall of the common room, Kyle could roughly judge that it should be less than six in the morning.
The large and spacious room was empty, and no one was there.
After a brief wash, Kyle walked out of the Hufflepuff common room and onto the grass outside the castle.
Breathing in the refreshing fresh air, he started a morning exercise program for the day.
By the time he returned to the auditorium for dinner, it was more than an hour later.
At the entrance of the auditorium, Kyle was stopped.
"Did you sneak off to drink again last night?" Penello Crevat approached Kyle, and his delicate Qiong nose sniffed on Kyle's wizard robe, "It doesn't smell of alcohol."
It's too close, senpai!
Inside the auditorium, Percy Weasley, who had been watching the door, unknowingly bent a fork.
Kyle, who was not used to chatting with beautiful seniors at such a close distance, took a step back, "How did you know?"
Penello pouted in the direction of the Gryffindor table in the auditorium, "Look at those three drunks."
Kyle didn't look in the direction of the auditorium, but looked at the big stairs ahead. The figure of an old man with a white beard was slowly walking down the big stairs.
Worthy!
Kyle rushed to the Gryffindor table. The three of them were drunk and dared to come to the auditorium for breakfast, for fear that Dumbledore wouldn't notice or that he didn't die fast enough! ?
"Get up!" Kyle summoned three water **** and smeared them on the faces of the three who had just woken up from a hangover.
He took out three bottles of sober potion from his pocket and put it in front of them, "Drink this! Professor Dumbledore is here!"
Hearing Professor Dumbledore's name, George, Fred, and Cedric instantly woke up most of the time.
The three of them hurriedly dealt with the abnormality on their bodies, and finally covered up all traces before Dumbledore stepped into the auditorium.
After Dumbledore entered the auditorium, he found that by the dining table of Gryffindor, the four members of the Alliance of Fathers were staring at him with a strange look.
He suspiciously looked at his outfit, there shouldn't be anything unusual.
…
The first class on Monday morning was Professor McGonagall's Transfiguration.
Because of the friendly relationship between Lion House and Badger House, most of the courses in the two colleges are taken together.
If the Lion House and the Snake House were really arranged together as in the movie of the previous life, then there would probably be all kinds of open and secret fights in the class, and that class would not be needed.
In the Transfiguration classroom, a tabby cat squatted quietly on the podium.
Transfiguration is a course that teaches students to learn and understand how to change the shape and appearance of an object. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com
It is quite complicated and rigorous, and is considered to be the most difficult subject in magic.
Therefore, if you want to learn Transfiguration, you need to pay more effort than other courses, and you also need a certain talent.
Different from the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, which can be taught by any crooked melon and cracked date, all wizards who can serve as Transfiguration professors at Hogwarts are wizards with extremely high attainments in the field of Transfiguration.
Before Professor McGonagall, the professor of Transfiguration at Hogwarts was Albus Dumbledore, the greatest white wizard in the wizarding world today.
This shows how proficient Professor McGonagall is in Transfiguration.
As one of the only seven Animagus officially registered with the Ministry of Magic in the 20th century, Professor McGonagall's favorite thing to do is to transform herself into an animal as profound as the Animagus. Magic, to guide the little wizards who are new to transfiguration.
Of course, there are some unexpected surprises in this way.
Take this class, for example.
When Kyle and Hannah came to the Transfiguration classroom, there were not many little wizards in the classroom, and it seemed that most of the first graders were still on their way.
It's not their fault, given the intricate structure of Hogwarts Castle, it's not surprising that first-year students get lost.
At this time, the advantage of having an old driver to lead the way is revealed - Hannah, who went out with Kyle, doesn't need to spend time on finding the right road.
When she saw the beautiful tabby cat on the podium, Hannah recklessly stretched out her sinful little hand, wanting to lick the cat owner.
Kyle's right eyelid suddenly jumped, and when Hannah was about to grab the back of Professor McGonagall's neck, he promptly patted off Hannah's hand that stretched out to the tabby cat.
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