Hogwarts Collector, I cast a spell with the Eye of God

“”Where is your class going?”

Snape asked lazily, his eyes falling on an annoying guy,”Ye Ting, you answer.”

Ye Ting stood up, feeling embarrassed.

To be honest, he didn’t really know the specific progress of the course, after all, it was useless to take Quirrell’s class.

Ye Ting was always late and left early for Professor Quirrell and Professor Binns’ classes. In class, he either slept or closed his eyes to memorize the knowledge that entered his mind, and basically didn’t listen to the class.

If Snape asked him about the knowledge of Defense Against the Dark Arts, he could even be more professional than Snape, but asking about Quirrell’s teaching progress… Who would understand such things!

Susan, who was sitting next to him, carefully lowered her voice to remind Ye Ting even though she saw Professor Snape nearby.

Ye Ting then repeated after her:

“We are now in the third chapter. Professor Quirrell has assigned us a recitation task this week. He wants us to recite the text introducing Grindylow and prepare for dictation next week.~……”

“”Why, did Mr. Ye also have his head damaged in the competition, and now he needs you to take care of him, Miss Bones?”

Snape walked to the two of them with a stern face and sarcastically said,” Is it possible that Mr. Ye also had his head damaged in the competition, and now he needs you to take care of him, Miss Bones?”

“So helpful? Well, Hufflepuff will be deducted five points, and Ravenclaw will be deducted ten points!”

The girl with glasses, Susan, bit her lip. This was the first time she was deducted points in class.

But she had learned to be strong and managed to hold back the tears in her eyes.

“”Okay, stop talking!” Snape said impatiently,”In my opinion, your learning progress is zero!”

He looked around the classroom and continued,”You waste your time on trivial matters. Half a semester has passed, but you haven’t even learned the basics of Defense Against the Dark Arts.”

While he kept criticizing Professor Quirrell’s teaching progress, he paced back and forth in the classroom, throwing all the debris left by Quirrell into the trash can, as if he would never come back.

“If I were teaching you, you would have finished learning the red hat by now. Instead of still reading the text here in a daze.”Professor Snape paced in the classroom, his words full of sarcasm.

“I even dare to say that when I was seven years old, I mastered more magic than you do now. Look at your level, you are not even as good as the ghouls in the dungeon.”

At this point, he changed the subject and suddenly shouted:”Now turn to page 68! Hurry up, don’t waste time!”

Professor Snape raised his chin and said slowly:”Who can tell me what Kaba is? Michael Corner, can you tell me?”

Under the guidance of that idiot Professor Quirrell, the level of the little wizards’ mastery of the textbook is simply terrible.

Michael hesitated for a long time, but could not answer anything.

Snape was satisfied and deducted another five points from Ravenclaw before letting Michael sit down.

Thanks to Ye Ting’s continuous increase in points, the score of Ravenclaw College has been quietly ranked first for a long time.

Based on the relativity principle that”deducting points from other colleges is adding points to yourself”, Professor Snape has focused his attack on these little eagles.

“Tsk tsk, if you are all at this level,”

Professor Snape sneered,”then I dare say that the probability of you passing this course at the end of the semester is basically zero.”

After finally ending the taunting, he continued,”Kappa, also known as Kappa, is a reptile aquatic magical animal. It looks like a water monkey, with a beak like a bird’s beak, claws like frog feet, scales all over the body, and short hair on the top of the head, showing red”

“This creature mainly feeds on human blood,”

Professor Snape’s tone became more sinister,”it will try to strangle those who are defenseless and wading through the pond.……”

The young wizards wrote down these important knowledge points.

Snape asked another question:”So, who knows where Kaba’s weakness is? Ye Ting, tell me.”

“It’s the head.”

Ye Ting was much calmer this time.

“There is a concave area in the center of the Kaba’s head, shaped like a saucer, which is filled with water. Once the water in the saucer drains away, the Kaba will become extremely weak. If you want to deal with Kaba, you can use cucumbers to lure them to bow, so that water will flow out of their heads and make them lose their strength.……”

After hearing this, Snape raised his lips with a hint of disdain:”This method is just as clumsy as the giant monster catching the Golden Snidget. I will teach you a more efficient magic, which will directly attack the Kaba’s head and make them lose water instantly.……”

After an unknown amount of time, the bell finally rang.

Snape raised his voice and announced,”Everyone needs to write a paper on how to deal with Kaba and make it lose water in its head. The paper needs to fill eight inches of parchment and be handed in to me next week.”

After experiencing the pleasure of the Defense Against the Dark Arts course, Snape said with satisfaction:

“You’d better all pray for Professor Quirrell, hoping that he can rest in his office and never step into this classroom again. And I will lead you to appreciate the true essence of Defense Against the Dark Arts!”

In short, after Professor Quirrell was seriously injured, Professor Snape finally got the job he wanted.

All students could feel his excitement, and even his sarcasm during class seemed to be much less than usual.

Although Professor Snape was not a good person, he liked to be sarcastic and suppress students from other colleges, but to be honest, he did have real skills when teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts.

However… the few magics that Professor Snape taught were all related to the brain without exception, and seemed to have sinister intentions. It seemed that he hoped that after Quirrell recovered, some students would be able to use these magics and let him be hospitalized again. But it doesn’t matter, teaching these is better than teaching nothing.

In just a few classes, the little wizards learned a lot of magic from Snape, and saw dark magic creatures such as Kaba and Red Hat, which made everyone exclaim that it was exciting..

Unfortunately, about half a month later, Professor Quirrell finally recovered from his injuries and returned to his teaching position. After experiencing Professor Quirrell’s bad teaching style again, the young wizards realized more deeply that the difference between people is greater than that between people and dogs.

If they had to choose between Quirrell and Snape, I’m afraid most students would choose the latter without hesitation.

Professor Snape, although sharp-tongued and always a bit sarcastic, can teach new things, and the feeling of pain and happiness makes people unable to stop.

Ye Ting even wanted to say to Quirrell in his heart:

I have followed you, Quirrell, for three months, but I might as well have three classes with Snape!

And with Quirrell’s appearance, the bounty on the back of his head was quietly restarted, and the bounty soared to fifty Galleons.

Many students are speculating privately , could it be that this bounty mission was secretly issued by Professor Snape?

After all, as long as Professor Quirrell was injured again, he could continue to teach the Defense Against the Dark Arts class.

Professor Snape did have a great motive in this matter.

Especially after Quirrell came back, his temper seemed to be even more irritable, and almost all students could not escape the fate of being deducted points.

As usual, Ye Ting tried to use his superb potion skills to complete Snape’s task while saving herbs, so as to make some money. Usually, Snape would turn a blind eye to his cleverness, after all, the potions brewed by Ye Ting were indeed impeccable.

But this time, Snape unceremoniously deducted five points from him on the grounds that he took extra herbs from the medicine storage room. (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

Susan tried to imitate Ye Ting’s unique way of brewing potions. The students were very unlucky. They were deducted 20 points for ruthlessly rubbing their eyes, citing fatigue and lack of eye protection.

This suffocating high-pressure atmosphere made the students miserable. They had only one thought in their minds: to get Professor Quirrell out as soon as possible so that the”gentle” Snape could come back.

What’s more, there was a reward of 50 Galleons tempting them.

This was not a small amount. Many adult wizards could not earn much more than this in a month’s hard work.

Under the temptation of this huge reward, the students were like chicken blood, showing their long-suppressed talents one after another, and various pranks emerged one after another.

Gryffindor College has always been known for its bravery.

Although they are far inferior to Hufflepuff students in terms of eating and being a Buddhist; they cannot be compared with Ravenclaw’s paper kings in terms of academic performance; and they can’t even compare with Slytherin in terms of the background of pure-blood families. 0Seeking flowers0

But when it comes to the ability to make trouble, the little lions are never willing to lag behind.

If they claim to be second, then no one dares to claim to be first.

When there is something fun, they always rush to the front, never vague!

Among the many Gryffindor students, the Weasley twins are particularly eye-catching.

Therefore, as one of the three evils of Hogwarts, they took the lead in firing the first shot of”unveiling Quirrell’s scarf and winning fifty Galleons”.

Entering December, the weather became colder and the first snow fell from the sky.

In this season of silver and snow, the twin brothers began their plan.

They pretended to be having a snowball fight, cast a spell on a few snowballs, and threw them when Professor Quirrell passed by, letting them chase Quirrell around and hit the back of his turban…

Just one ball knocked Professor Quirrell off balance – they actually secretly hid ice cubes in the snowballs.

Unfortunately, even the Bludger couldn’t break his determination to put down his turban, let alone a mere snowball?

But Professor Quirrell didn’t know that this was just the beginning of a series of crazy things.[]

Several new and interesting things soon appeared on the list of goods in the Wanyou Shop: dung eggs with a disgusting smell, colorful fireworks, and a sweet called refreshing bubble gum.

These dung eggs and fireworks quickly became the most popular toys nowadays and became the”secret weapon” of young wizards to deal with Professor Quirrell.

Especially the various dung eggs, from the smell of septic tanks, to the smell of rotting corpses, to the smell of chemical emissions… These unbearable toys were thrown into the Defense Against the Dark Arts class one after another.

As a result, the Defense Against the Dark Arts class became more and more unbearable.

In class, young wizards not only had to endure the garlic smell of Professor Quirrell, but also had to face the various and disgusting dung egg odors.

This double torture was simply unbearable.

And refreshing bubble gum became the new favorite of students during this special period.

This mint-flavored sweet is Ye Ting’s new invention. After eating one, you can blow out a bubble larger than your head, cover your head in it, and continue to provide fresh mint-flavored air.

However, this peculiar shape also makes them look a little weird, as if a goldfish bowl is placed on their heads, which attracts the attention of others.

The effect of bubble gum is exactly the same as that of the [Bubble Head Curse], but it is more convenient. After all, the young wizards in the lower grades do not know how to use the [Bubble Head Curse].

Even among the wizards in the higher grades, many are willing to pay gold coins to buy this refreshing bubble gum. Compared with the ordinary air provided by the [Bubble Head Curse], the sweet smell of mint is undoubtedly more tempting.

What’s more, beautiful patterns will appear on the bubbles blown by the refreshing bubble gum, each of which is different, which is very attractive to the young wizards who love beauty and personality.

Seeing that the business is so prosperous, Ye Ting is already considering launching more flavors of bubble gum, such as sweet flower flavor, Dun Dun peach flavor, bubble orange flavor, etc., and with the protection of the refreshing bubble gum, those naughty little wizards are even more unscrupulous in harassing Professor Quirrell with dung eggs.

In a third-year Defense Against the Dark Arts class, when Professor Quirrell turned around, someone took the opportunity to throw a”gift” made of a mixture of dung eggs and fireworks onto the podium.

The flames with a suffocating stench suddenly shot into the air and burned the scarf on Professor Quirrell’s head.

The scarf was of high quality and perhaps had fireproof magic applied to it, so the flames only burned a small part.

However, the high-temperature smoke and the stench of the dung eggs blended together, like boiling shit, and the disgusting smell instantly surrounded Quirrell.

At this time, George and Fred rushed forward enthusiastically to”put out the fire”.

They picked up a basin of ice water prepared in advance and poured it on Professor Quirrell’s head without hesitation.

The flames were instantly extinguished under the impact of the ice water, and the ice water also seeped into Quirrell’s head along the scarf, causing him to shiver and tremble all over.

Professor Quirrell rushed back to his office in embarrassment and did not show up again until the bell rang for the end of class.