Help! This savior is too stupid!
Chapter 1240 Guess who I am
The Calamity Emperor was ultimately useless.
No one knows how many times this wedding took place before everyone was satisfied.
In other words, this wedding cannot satisfy everyone from the beginning.
Of course, if Jiang Bai takes action, he can make everyone dissatisfied.
Originally, in weddings, when it comes to the bridal chamber, the guests can disperse and go back to their homes to find their mothers.
However, Ren Jie's many weddings changed the customs of the Pure Land.
In the first half, don't worry about what Ren Jie is doing.
In the second half, Ren Jie was about to suffer a disaster.
The problem is, this marriage... was originally a disaster.
In short, as usual, Jiang Bai, who was yawning profusely, was forced to shout out.
Shan Qingyi was dragged to another tea party, where Bianhua, Hua Xueyue, Xu Xi...
These seniors with relationship experience should do some popular science for Shan Qingyi, mainly about the unfortunate aspects of their married life.
For once, Hua Xueyue was normal. She put her feet up on the table, cracked melon seeds, and asked casually,
"Little Qingyi, why don't you cure your eyes by the way?"
"fine."
Shan Qingyi sat at the table, she thought this was good.
Jiang Bai said that he would show her a better world in the future.
A real world.
Jiang Bai still doesn't know whether the world in front of him is real or false. At least until the demon lord is finished, Jiang Bai is not sure.
Bianhua said seriously, "You can register for divorce now, and you can leave anytime you want."
"Don't listen to my mother's nonsense."
Xu Xi put her great-granddaughter to sleep, glanced at Bianhua complainingly, walked to Shan Qingyi,
"I'm afraid it will be hard to have the stable life you have enjoyed these past few years."
Shan Qingyi was a little curious and asked in a low voice, "Your mother and your father...won't get back together, right?"
Even she still has a gossipy mind.
"How is that possible?"
Xu Xi smiled and shook his head.
Her mother's character is so extreme, she wants to chop it into pieces when she sees green bamboo leaves.
Her father's character is even more extreme than her mother's.
To put it bluntly, what Zhu Yeqing likes now is the ‘unobtainable flower of the other side’.
If they were allowed to remarry, they would be the first to oppose it.
Besides...
"Zhuye Qing is still a wanted criminal in the Pure Land. It's strange that he can escape..."
Bianhua felt there was something fishy about this matter.
Even if the Calamity Emperor is not here, with the strength of Pure Land's control over the Five Continents, it is completely impossible for Zhuye Qing to escape.
But it did happen.
After the Calamity Emperor came back, he took the time to deal with the backlog of affairs, which also involved Zhuyeqing.
The Calamity Emperor only sent a reply to the other side - it involves the highest secrets of the Pure Land, so there is no comment.
Originally, with Bianhua's mind, she couldn't figure out what was going on.
So, she went to ask the director.
The director said that the top secrets of the Pure Land are all related to the Demon Lord.
The Sky Emperor in the false god realm can solve all the troubles below the true god.
Excluding other possibilities, there is only one explanation left: Zhuyeqing was taken away by the demon lord of the true god realm.
In a sense, when something is top secret, it is no longer a secret.
Hua Xueyue doesn't care about these gossips, she is more concerned about another issue,
"Are you ready to claim the throne?"
Shan Qingyi shook his head, "I have no such plan for the time being."
Hua Xueyue said oh and changed the topic.
"The dogs raised by Immortal Immortal are quite interesting."
The story of the Immortal Immortal and the Dog has spread throughout the five continents and has even been included in a collection of Pure Land jokes.
Shan Qingyi nodded, "Well, one has Taotie bloodline, and the other has Pixiu bloodline."
Xu Xi said in surprise,
"If it's not a dog, why does it have the blood of a dragon?"
"First of all, neither Taotie nor Pixiu are of dragon blood."
Shan Qingyi explained,
"Jiang Bai chopped up the painter and fed it to the dogs. He ate too much cheese, which had a certain impact on himself..."
The painter himself follows the path of the dragon giving birth to nine sons, and the nine sons merge into one.
Therefore, in this age of immortals, there is a nest of eldest and second eldest children.
The boss has a gluttonous bloodline, which is not a problem. As long as you have eyes, you can see how good this guy is.
The second child has Pixiu blood?
"Is it the one standing there to welcome guests?"
Higanbana gave a fair evaluation, "She looks stupid and doesn't seem very smart."
If Bianhua praises someone for being smart, it may not necessarily mean they are really smart.
But if Bianhua despises something as stupid, then it’s probably really stupid.
Shan Qingyi said helplessly,
"That little guy can't get in or out, that's all. He also hides all the food he eats in his head, so he looks stupid."
There was a chuckle from around the tea table.
A Pixiu who stores food in his brain is a wonder in the world.
"Then he doesn't have anything in his stomach, so he won't be hungry?"
"It is precisely because my stomach is empty that I keep hungry and keep eating."
There were helpless smiles on everyone's faces.
The Immortal Immortal is very blessed. A glutton and a hungry Pixiu, with these two foodies at home, they can really live without food.
They were just like this, chatting with each other sometimes.
In fact, they are not as idle as they seem.
These few people can't put together a show together.
Shan Qingyi was actually very curious, why Hua Xueyue had to drag her to talk about these things.
She seemed to be waiting for something.
Everyone was careless, because their minds were not on small talk at all.
A perfunctory thing, naturally it was extremely perfunctory when done.
Higanhua couldn't help it, and asked,
"What will happen tonight...?"
She was not a person who liked to gossip, she was more concerned about what kind of changes this wedding would bring.
There were many weddings and funerals in the Pure Land, and she had experienced more personally.
She herself had been married, and she had also been to Hua Xueyue's wedding, not to mention Han Chan's funeral...
The problem was, this was the first time Jiang Bai got married.
What would happen?
Hua Xueyue didn't answer, she was still waiting.
Everyone looked at the front yard, Jiang Bai, Kong Tiandi, Wu Tiandi, and others were there.
The last time these people got together, the Tiandi fought and almost destroyed the Five Continents.
After seven years, they gathered again, what tricks could they come up with?
Oh, and there is also the Ghost Emperor.
It is said that three men together can refresh an idea king.
These four emperors, together, I am afraid they can't make up a normal brain. Even if an idea king appears, I don't know what the idea is.
Hua Xueyue yawned, she felt a little sleepy.
The next moment, time and space seemed to solidify, and the boundaries between the past, present, and future at this moment were no longer clear.
Hua Xueyue's eyes suddenly went dark.
A pair of big hands covered her eyes, and a familiar voice came from behind her ears,
"Guess who I am?"
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