Help! This savior is too stupid!

Lao Wang was sent there in the morning.

Lao Liu came to the door with his nine clansmen in the afternoon.

Lao Liu confessed to his neighbor that he actually didn't know how to sterilize.

Everyone was shocked.

Lao Liu said that he had never worked as a veterinarian for a day, so how could he sterilize a fairy beast?

The eldest brother was anxious.

He was the most anxious person at the scene, even more anxious than Lao Wang.

Because he was the biggest victim of this lie.

Lao Liu said that he just caught the fairy beast, anesthetized it, and gave it a bath with fairy essence. When the fairy beast woke up, he told the other party that the operation was successful.

The neighbor was very surprised. Since Lao Liu didn't have this ability, why didn't the fairy beast have that ability?

"Because the reproduction of fairy beasts is extremely difficult."

Lao Liu's words solved the doubts in everyone's hearts.

Fairy beasts are all born sterilized holy bodies.

According to Lao Liu, the early fairy beasts were transformed little by little by the influence of the fairy essence on the natives. At this stage, reproduction was relatively normal.

Once the fairy essence is completely transformed, it will be extremely difficult to reproduce offspring.

What Lao Liu really did was to use immortal essence to thoroughly wash the whole body of the immortal beast after anesthesia, remove all the dirt, and become a real immortal beast, thus achieving the effect of sterilization.

All the immortal beasts were deceived by him.

Lao Liu can deceive immortal beasts, but he cannot deceive neighbors.

The neighbor was very happy and said that he had not seen such an interesting fraud for a long time.

This incident spread later, and there were many disturbances in the immortal beast world.

The immortal beasts were unwilling to admit that they were congenitally sterilized holy bodies. In the end, they could only blame the fact that they could not give birth to little immortal beasts on Emperor Zai Tian.

Well, it was all because of Emperor Zai Tian's big hand.

Later, Emperor Zai Tian was blackened too many times, and a kind-hearted person named Zhou stood up to clarify for him.

Emperor Zai Tian was not useless.

Emperor Zai Tian himself was a virgin.

In a blink of an eye, I have been on this island for seven years.

The days when someone provides food always pass very quickly.

Tomorrow, the neighbor is getting married.

He finally told me who he was.

I still remember that seven years ago, I came to his house just to record his nine clans.

But he never told me what his name was.

I took out the stone and prepared to carve his name.

He said his name was Jiang Bai.

As I carved the words, I said, you have the same name as Emperor Zai Tian, ​​you have to be more open-minded when living under his shadow, you are better than Emperor Zai Tian.

He asked me what he was good at.

I said, you have a wife.

While chatting, I chewed the stone into a heart shape and carved his name on half of it.

I told him that after he got married, there would be more names on the nine clans.

He touched my head, as kind as when we first met, and didn't say much.

After Jiang Bai left, Lao Wang came to see me.

Lao Wang said that I was really lucky and had a big heart. I dared to lie on the ground at this time.

I said my legs were weak, you should help me up quickly, and I just pulled the floor, remember to clean it up...

I fled back to Lao Liu's island, but I couldn't escape the wedding.

This was my first wedding, and Lao Liu asked everyone to be alert and not lose face.

So we started barking from the start.

Halfway through the barking, the others were exhausted and fell asleep holding Lao Liu's arms.

I was different.

I barked online and didn't feel tired at all. In fact, the more I barked, the more excited I became.

After arriving at the wedding, we didn't need mounts.

I was invited to the reception desk, and they said I was a witness to Jiang Bai's love.

I said something about Jianzheng, I was very measured in my online comments, I promise I didn't say a bad word about Emperor Zai Tian, ​​I have a mental retardation certificate, and I didn't say a word before my lawyer came...

Lao Wang said, shut up.

Me: OK.

Anyway, I stood at the door and watched people coming and going.

There was music at the reception, and the first sound was suona. An aunt named Bianhua stood in front of the band and cursed, saying that they could still make mistakes after so many rehearsals.

The band felt wronged, saying that all the jobs they had taken before were in vain, and this was the first time for a wedding.

There are many people who give gifts, and most of them are very cautious.

Lao Wang said that they dare not give fake goods or real goods.

I am happy. What should they give? They can't give food, right?

Lao Wang said that they all give money.

Giving money to the richest person in the world is the big hand of Emperor Zai Tian.

Even giving money is troublesome.

A bunch of ghosts blocked the door and dared not enter.

A ghost fire motorcycle came out, and a ball of ghost fire was fierce, suppressing the ghosts present and trembling.

The ghost fire asked them if they came to mess up the scene.

The ghosts said no.

The ghost fire was very disappointed.

The ghosts sent a representative to explain to the ghost fire that they were ghosts and should give ghost money.

But this is a happy event after all, and giving ghost money is a bit too disrespectful.

If you give money for living people, for ghosts, this is fake money...

I don't understand, why there are so many tricks in such a simple thing as giving money.

Lao Wang said that this was the minefield of the Emperor of Disasters. The Emperor of Disasters was covered with mines, and he would step on his mines no matter what he did.

Guihuo thought for a long time, waved his hand, and said that it was a happy day today, and it was too vulgar to talk about money, so he let all the ghosts in and treated them to free food.

The ghost matter came to an end.

As soon as one wave subsided, another wave rose.

The parents of the bride could not come, and the parents of the groom could not come either.

According to convention, the elders could be allowed to sit on it, which was better than leaving it empty.

It was relatively easy to find elders on the woman's side, after all, she was of a younger generation.

There was no one above Jiang Bai.

So, when the wedding ceremony was held, an instructor named Ma sat on the side of the man's parents.

A lot of things seemed to have happened at the wedding. I felt dizzy. Many things were still in front of my eyes one second ago, but they began to go backwards the next second, and then my memory became blurred.

Therefore, many things looked familiar to me, as if they had happened more than once.

Fortunately, the wedding ended perfectly in the end, and I can no longer remember most of the details of the wedding.

Maybe weddings are like this. From different angles, you see different things.

Just like the bride and groom on the stage are the protagonists of the story, and the boss off the stage just wants to eat a few more pig's feet.

I still don't know whether Jiang Bai is the Emperor of Disaster.

I also don't know what the people I met and the words I heard at that weird wedding meant.

The language of humans and dogs may not be connected from the beginning.

A dog that only understands human nature may be the idiot among dogs.

Just like a person who can only understand ants and cannot understand others, they often call him crazy.

So, from the dog's perspective, the eldest is mentally retarded.

However, at the wedding, I figured out one thing.

Something that has troubled me for a long time.

Watching the moment they got married, I, who had nothing to eat, suddenly felt full.

I figured it out.

Oh, this is dog food.

......

(Yeah, sleep.)