Guard With a Knife

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The question entertainment gossip fans are now asking is, what happened that night?

Some people think of very out-of-bounds things, such as the plot in Woodpecker where a group of people happen.

But more people think that night must be a party of intrigue, mutual charm, and possibly even a big fight.

When these discussions come like snowflakes, and form violent snowdrifts on the Internet and TV stations.

Frankly speaking, the puppy was a little out of breath and nervous.

It fits the mentality of every kid who gets into trouble and starts worrying about getting a call from the country or Los Angeles. What made him even more unpredictable was the position of Daphne and his father.

He was worried about the thinking mode of that old-fashioned physicist. He seemed to have fallen into a magic barrier, thinking that he was a gay, and it was impossible to give her daughter the surname Fu and happiness.

Before the first game of the finals, Xiaogou finally saw the news about the physicist on TV. The physicist who was chased into the campus by reporters looked depressed: I am also waiting for your investigation report, understand huh? I've been following these news for the past two days, and it's too much for me to study. I want you to provide definite evidence that Snoopy had an affair with these duchess girls, instead of these fanciful conjectures, it's so boring It's even less interesting than Goldbach's conjecture.

In any case, the little duke was very depressed.

The physicist obviously wanted to prove his identity before marrying his daughter.

This sounds ridiculous. If he hadn't been in the United States for so many years, his three views would have been destroyed.

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Oklahoma City is menacing, and the three young masters of the Thunder all expressed their fanatical pursuit of the championship before arriving in Chicago. Westbrook even said in front of the media: I will no longer take into account the friendship of classmates. I told Snoopy a long time ago that he should not fight for what I want!

This sentence has an inexplicable sense of time and space disorder.

If it was before the 2008 draft, he would have no problem saying that.

In fact, before the All-Star Game in the first season, he was still eligible to say this sentence.

but now,

Times have changed, and the sea has changed. It is undoubtedly a bit deliberately funny for Master Wei to say such a thing again.

What's interesting is that Tracy McGrady finally reappeared in TNT's studio after disappearing for three days.

The reason is very simple, TNT signed a contract with him for a new program, in the next two years he will host a new basketball analysis program on the TNT channel. This sounds great. For professional players, it is very rare to get a commentary or other host job on a TV station after retiring.

Therefore, he happily fulfilled his bet. He handed Charles Barkley an envelope in front of a worldwide audience. Then, under the instigation of everyone, he reluctantly finished a superficial kiss with a donkey named Kenny.

Interestingly, Kenny liked Tracy very much. When Tracy leaned over and kissed quickly, Kenny stretched out his donkey tongue and licked Tracy's crotch in public.

The scene sent the studio out of control in an instant.

Whether it was Charles Barkley, or Shaquille O'Neal, or Kenny Smith, almost every one of them fell off their chairs and pounded the floor laughing.

The audience in front of the TV was even more laughing, and no one was not amused by this scene.

It's an amazing and highly effective program.

Although it's a bit like driving, but fortunately, people only click and stop, and don't think deeply about it. After all, who would believe a donkey was interested in Tracy? Like...who would have believed Tracy McGrady's convincing analysis that night when Snoopy had sex with the eight duchess girls?

This is all against the rules!

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The game between the Oklahoma City Thunder and the Chicago Bulls officially started at 7:30 ET.

From the beginning of the game, the two sides showed a strong passion.

At the beginning of the game, Derrick Rose, who had returned from injury, received a pass from Snoopy and rushed into the paint to complete the dunk announcing the return of the king.

This goal won the whole house.

Subsequently, Kevin Durant hit a three-pointer from beyond the three-point line and returned the color.

Next, Snoopy went deep into the paint area, easily teased Perkins' defense, and completed the attack with a backhand to the blue.

Westbrook used a zombie jumper to complete 2 points.

Luol Deng received a pass from Snoopy and scored a backhand layup.

Kevin Durant made a throw.

At the beginning of the game, the two sides played evenly. But what's interesting is that the Bulls tend to score more in the paint, while the Thunder rely more on outside jumpers.

When the game progressed to the ninth minute, the Bulls replaced Carlos Boozer and Derrick Rose, replaced Taj Gibson and Jimmy Butler and entered hand-to-hand combat mode. The Thunder's offensive was immediately curbed to a certain extent. Although Kevin Durant still had high-intensity damage, the point difference continued to widen over time.

At the end of the first quarter, the Bulls led by 5 points 32:27.

Less than 1 minute after the start of the second quarter.

Perkins fell to the ground during a normal rebound and was carried off the court on a stretcher a minute later.

The slow-motion playback showed that he not only twisted his ankle when he landed, but his huge body also likely injured his knee.

That's why the Thunder doctor had to use a stretcher.

With Perkins injured and left.

The balance of victory and defeat in the finals was completely biased towards the Chicago Bulls.

Chicago has an advantage in the interior itself. With the Thunder's defensive gate Perkins injured and leaving, the Bulls' advantage is even more obvious. Although Kevin Durant and Westbrook's offensive firepower is very fierce, they are all called It's a superstar.

However, the Bulls have never been afraid of superstars. Look at how James and Wade were surrendered.

Kenny Smith is now considered a qualified Duke fan.

However, even the disgruntled Tracy McGrady couldn't refute his arguments. He'd learned his lesson in Miami, and he knew that now Barkley was waiting for him to disagree before taking another gamble with him.

McGrady is not fooled.

He didn't rely on it at all, and the thing he kept muttering was still Miami Duke's girl Fengyun. He has always advocated that Snoopy is a person with no professional ethics and a big carrot. He has harmed Hollywood and destroyed the goddess dreams of North American men... He is the shame and public enemy of all men.

God knows why Tracy would go down the road of patriarchy.

Maybe Kenny donkey licked his crotch.

The live broadcast in the second half almost turned into a personal discussion session of Duke Snoopy. Charles and Kenny think that Snoopy is extremely pure and a good player who is dedicated to his job. Shaq and Tracy think that Snoopy is a jerk, a demon who hangs around Hollywood every day.

Both sides argued fiercely, and no one could convince the other.

And the audience was still listening engrossed. Even though the game had entered into a unilateral massacre, the ratings didn't drop much. It's even up if you exclude Oklahoma.

Kevin Durant is working hard, and Westbrook is working hard.

But, when they're both at full strength, the Thunder are falling apart. They didn't form an effective unit, with Master West always trying to storm in, and Kevin Durant trying to throw a few more while his hands were hot.

Both of them are finishers who lose the ball in their hands.

And the opponent they faced was the Chicago Bulls with the most united attack and the most evenly distributed firepower in the league.

So, what suspense can there be in the game?

Carlos Boozer has been actively preparing for the post-match speech on the bench since the third quarter. He is thinking about what kind of sentence he can use to perfectly set off the greatness of the little Duke, and at the same time belittle his opponent. ?

Why didn't David Stern directly award the championship trophy and the MVP trophy to Snoopy?

Even Vanessa, who was sitting in front of the TV, saw the situation clearly, and he asked Kobe Bryant.

Black Mamba frowned, and he said: Why do I feel that Snoopy wants to give up the finals mvp to Derrick Rose? He creates offensive opportunities for Rose whenever he has a chance. Rose has already dunked 5 baskets tonight. And the individual score will soon reach 30 points.

Vanessa raised her eyebrows and suddenly had an idea: I finally understand why you tried so hard to recruit Snoopy.

Um?

The Black Mamba frowned.

Then he realized the depth of Vanessa's words.

He immediately turned around and pressed Vanessa on the sofa: Are you mocking me?

The Mexican girl Vanessa obviously enjoyed this rough treatment. She struggled and yelled: Yeah, you just want to get more mvp, you just want Snoopy to help you fulfill your dream of surpassing O'Neal... you just want A man who knows how to rely on others...

She yelled and twisted, her curly black hair slapping the black mamba's cheeks and neck.

It's really not a style.

The Black Mamba likes the tone of defiance, even though he paid $5 million in private settlements for it.

But... this is my legal wife.

Bryant no longer wants to care about Snoopy on TV, and he even missed a classic line: You call! You call! No one will come to save you even if you scream for a broken throat... Well, he is very familiar with it.

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When the final whistle sounded, the score of 128:101 was brutally and realistically placed in front of the Thunder.

This is a fact they must accept.

They have been taught a lesson.

Kevin Durant is right. The playoffs are indeed not regular seasons, and the finals are not ordinary playoffs. When Carlos Boozer faced reporters, he finally drafted a speech, and he said eloquently Tan: Now, I think he should understand how huge the gap between the Thunder and the Bulls is. He should also understand why even though he scored 33 points, he still couldn't catch up with Duke Snoopy who only scored 11 points.

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