Guard With a Knife

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The Thunder eventually defended their third home court, knocking out the San Antonio Spurs in Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals.

Kevin Durant took the credit for the game, scoring 37 points and ending the Spurs' tiebreaker hopes with two consecutive deadly jumpers in the final moments.

The Oklahomans lifted the Western Conference championship trophy at home.

They have long been ready to face the Bulls, which is why at the awards ceremony, the home fans shouted beat-chicago, kill-snoopy reasons.

Regarding the fact that he was double-killed by the Bulls in the regular season, Kevin Durant has not been able to swallow this breath.

Therefore, when the microphone was handed to his mouth, what he said was: The playoffs are completely different from the regular season, and the finals are even more earth-shaking changes. We will make some different responses.

The Grim Reaper stared at the camera.

As if to burn everything.

But frankly. Snoopy has not been in the mood to care about what Kevin Durant said these two days. He's fretting over Miley Cyrus and Rihanna's appearance on cbs' late-night show The Cordon Show.

Miley and Rihanna are both guests on this shitty talk show, and they're doing a goddamn truth or dare.

The content of the big adventure is to eat all kinds of disgusting food on the table, such as beef tongue, fried crickets, rancid hot dog juice, grasshopper jelly, dried mice, and earthworm sushi.

Apparently, the bad food was a huge challenge for the two female stars.

So when fat Corden asked Miley Cyrus: Are you in love with the same guy as Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift?

Miley hesitated for a long time facing the cup of spoiled hot dog juice, and finally nodded: Yes! The whole world knows.

So, the night before Game 4 of Bulls vs. Heat, the three of you got together and played volleyball with Snoopy?

Corden continued to ask.

This time, Miley Cyrus did not answer, she pinched her nose and bit off a mouthful of the beef tongue, his whole expression twisted into a ball in an instant, and then she said: I finally know that Tracy McGrady Why do basketball players disappear.

A living donkey's tongue must be even scarier. Think about those lines of saliva... Huh! !

Miley shuddered.

The audience in front of the TV couldn't help but start to feel hairy. This is a very uncomfortable scene.

If Miley Cyrus survived safely.

Then, Rihanna's answer is undoubtedly much more explosive.

Both times she chose the truth over the crickets and grasshoppers on the table.

When Corden asked her if she really wanted to join the Duchess girls group, her answer was absolutely affirmative: yes! !

And she asked rhetorically: Who wouldn't want to be a duke girl?

This made the female audience below boil, as crazy as a star chasing scene.

Also, in an age where black people have to be in Hollywood, when the Oscars are going to be hosted by black people. Why can't there be a black woman in the duchess? I'm so proud of the color of my skin!

Rihanna said confidently.

This made the black girls below go crazy, they shouted at the top of their lungs, each of them was so excited that they wanted to try their own tricks immediately.

This made the host a little embarrassed. After all, in the United States, discrimination against black people is a felony.

But, deep down in his heart, he felt, isn't love free? Do you want to mix an admission ticket based on your skin color? ?

After being surprised, he asked a second question.

He asks Rihanna: So, do you really know there are some duchess secrets? Like who had sex with Snoopy?

Um…….

Turning her head, her back to the audience, Rihanna told the presenter: I will never eat this goddamn grasshopper. But I can tell you the answer by my expression.

After about five seconds, Corden stood up yelling, She said yes!!!

This caused an uproar in the audience, and Miley Cyrus also covered her mouth and looked very surprised.

And Corden has quickly announced the arrival of the commercial time.

This ambiguous answer made the entire Internet full of speculation and discussion, and at this time, Tracy McGrady even published a new research success on his personal webpage.

Listen, our judgments were all wrong that night? Listen to this voice, does it look like Emma Stone? Then isolate the background sound, does it sound like a post-exercise gasp? It's also mixed with various A high-pitched yell.

Guys, now the answer to the mystery will soon be revealed.

I think Snoopy's throwing a party, and a party!! And a party with eight duchess girls.

Tracy McGrady said convincingly in the video he posted: Maybe you think I'm guessing, but let's take a look at their flight information for those two days. That night, they all concentrated in Miami, and then They left one after another on the second day and the third day.

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The five-minute video was filled with Tracy's ability to judge, and his final judgment is still: Snoopy is not a highly professional player. When LeBron was running, he was at the party. , and quite possibly an unhealthy party.

Is this what nba players should do?

Is this what an NBA superstar should do?

Tracy's question was deafening!

But, the sad thing is.

Most of the comments below are: So, when will you fulfill your commitment? We are all waiting in front of the TV for your punishment!

Interestingly, when LeBron James attended an event in Los Angeles the next day, he said: Snoopy's professionalism is unquestionable. If he hadn't been training day after day, he would not have made such rapid progress!

On the one hand, his words were speaking for Snoopy, and on the other hand, he was actually making himself less embarrassed.

After all, as the Chosen One. If running and training every day is no match for Snoopy who is having a party before the game, it would be even more embarrassing to hear about it, okay?

In fact, the Bulls also released a Snoopy training special in the afternoon. The name is: how mvp is practiced. It records the details of Snoopy's joining the Bulls for more than two years, the intensity and time of daily training... All basketball fans were shocked after watching it, which made them realize what kind of person Snoopy is.

He can easily sing a few songs and earn a higher appearance fee, but he is still the first person to arrive at the training hall and the last to leave in Chicago every day. There is no relaxation. Moreover, when the fans knew that Snoopy's daily training intensity was almost equal to the sum of all players, they realized how strong Snoopy's body was and how reasonable his leap forward was.

One minute on stage, ten years off stage! !

At the end of the video, a sentence in Chinese is used as the concluding remark.

This video touched countless people. And earned Snoopy the highest respect in the basketball circle.

However, in the gossip circle, Tracy McGrady's video analysis and the truth or dare of Rihanna and Miley Cyrus are creating a whirlpool of public opinion.

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