Guard With a Knife

Hey, Snoopy. How many shots are you going to miss at the Orlando All-Star Game! Ten? Twenty?

As the Duke walked into the tunnel, a guy in a Durant jersey kept yelling at him.

Originally, for Snoopy, this situation was not worth mentioning at all. He has experienced too many such attacks, most of which are fans of Kevin Durant and LeBron James. After all, everyone knows that these three stars are now competing for the biggest voice in the NBA: In general, the little Duke most influential. LeBron James is considered to be the strongest, while Kevin Durant, the youngest scoring champion in history, is considered to be the star with the best chance of surpassing.

The three love each other and kill each other, and the fans of the three parties fight each other.

It has completely surpassed the duel between LeBron James fans and Kobe Bryant fans, as well as the earlier Kobe fans VS McGrady fans, Iverson fans, Carter fans... .

Fuck you!!

sucks!

When the little duke turned a blind eye, Jenna, who was following him, suddenly turned around. She raised two middle fingers and scolded him directly.

As a result, several fans threw popcorn at her, and one threw two drinks.

Although Snoopy's actions are very timely, the two are still drowned.

Although the security personnel quickly went up to control the situation, Snoopy still protected Jenna to leave in time to avoid a larger group incident.

After all, when Kevin Durant fans attack, the Duke fans on the other side will not sit idly by. If Snoopy stays on the scene and is a little careless, a massive brawl can start.

This is what Doug doesn't want to see.

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When Shaq O'Neal's party was held as scheduled, many big stars did come, even Denzel Washington appeared on the scene. This shows the good popularity of sharks.

However, Blake Griffin was looking forward to it, but he couldn't find Jenna, and the pervert was also missing.

It made him uneasy.

The turmoil at the time of leaving the field has fermented into the biggest news of the night. The Durant fan has been controlled by the police, and the NBA issued an order to ban these people from entering the arena for life.

But where are Snoopy and Jenna?

Blake Griffin, who was standing under the green light, felt more and more wrong.

About ten minutes later, Shaq told him, Snoopy won't be there tonight. Oh, and Jenna.

Griffin raised his head, and his face turned green at a speed visible to the naked eye: because the light is green.

Okay. Shaq.

Griffin was about to leave, and Kevin Durant on the other side was reaching out to beckon him, he stepped over, and the two chatted very speculatively.

After all, Griffin is from Oklahoma, and they even talked about having the opportunity to play together in the future.

Meanwhile, Satin is at the hotel looking for a change of clothes for Jenna.

However, he rummaged through it, and Jenna seemed to have only one pajamas in her suitcase.

This is a very embarrassing thing.

But he still walked to the bathroom and handed it in through the crack of the door.

Jenna wanted more than just clothes, however, and she mustered up the courage to grab the little duke's hand.

then.

...

Durant fans' attack on the little duke became the headlines of the major fan forums that night.

And it soon turned into a dispute between Kevin Durant and Snoopy, and by the way, LeBron James fans also joined in.

Duke fans ridiculed that the two have no championships, no season grand slams, and the combined number of triple-doubles in their careers is not as many as Snoopy. And putting aside the battle record, it is simply crushing.

Durant fans ridiculed that the dog only knows about female stars making movies and holding concerts, and they are not professional at all. Moreover, the hit rate is low, and the triple-double is forced out, which is meaningless.

Zhan Fan jumped up and down, cross-dressed in various ways, and provoked the flames of war.

The fans forum organized by a bunch of people is full of smoke.

In the end, the fans got angry too. They all said that we will wait and see in the All-Star game, Durant will definitely beat the perverted dog, or Snoopy will definitely kill the fake Reaper and so on.

Before the players could speak, the fans were already fighting! !

However, this tense atmosphere still affects the player team.

Snoopy received a call from Daphne at noon the next day. She suggested that Snoopy be more serious in this All-Star Game, not to disappoint the fans who supported him, and not to let the fans feel lost because of failure.

Similar reminders also occurred in the Durant team.

The relationship between stars and fans has always been close, and fan groups are really popular. Can stars not take it seriously?

...

Snoopy didn't go anywhere on the second day of the All-Star Weekend except to participate in an official NBA community event with Kobe Bryant.

He doesn't care about the slam dunk contest, nor is he interested in the three-point contest or the technical challenge.

He only cares about his body.

He could feel some subtle changes in his body, but there was no concrete display. He can only go to the arena to train. He can feel that his ability to control the center of gravity of his body has improved when he breaks through quickly, but his shooting percentage has not improved substantially.

This puzzled him.

Fall in love with the wrong person?

Not right.

Before the color dog aftertaste, the feeling is very strong.

...

Under unknown circumstances, the last day of the All-Star Weekend arrived.

When Snoopy made his grand finale appearance at the Amway Center Arena, the cheers on the scene almost lifted the ceiling completely.

The Duke's male basketball fans are making a statement.

It's a nod to the Durant fan attack that happened the night before, and a strong endorsement of Snoopy at the same time.

Although Kevin Durant condemned some irrational fans in an interview yesterday, he also said that he will go all out in this year's All-Star Game and strive to win the first All-Star Game MVP in his career.

And this afternoon, the little duke also emphasized in an interview: I will not let my supporters down, and I have never let my supporters down.

Before the game even started, I already smelled an unusual smell of gunpowder!

Shaq O'Neal sat in the commentary booth of TNT and said solemnly: I can guarantee that if Snoopy continues like this, he will become the public enemy of all NBA players. He has stolen the dream lover of too many NBA stars. The two victims, Griffin and Durant, were plotting revenge at my party the night before and they didn't even touch the beautiful waiter's ass.

After he joined the TNT commentary team this year, he quickly formed a new group comic group with Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley. Under their strong performance, Earl Johnson, who is a fan, often couldn't resist, so he could only hide it with a smile.

So, do you think they're going to be successful? I mean can the West beat the East? Kenny Smith asked.

It depends on how long coach Spoelstra puts the Bulls' four players on the court at the same time. Charles Barkley provoked: It doesn't look like the Filipino is a guy with a good memory. , he should forget about being swept 4-0 in the Eastern Conference Finals last year.

Forehead…….

Is this the same as not saying.

But anyway.

When the whistle sounded, he followed the will of the fans to vote and put Derrick Rose, Snoopidoo, LeBron James, Joakim Noah and Dwight Howard on the court.

Correspondingly, the five starters of the West are: Chris Paul, Kobe Bryant, Kevin Durant, Blake Griffin and Andrew Bynum.

The main body of the Western Conference starter is the two Los Angeles lineups plus Kevin Durant.

When the whistle sounded, Dwight Howard was not prepared enough, and the basketball was taken away by Andrew Bynum.

After Chris Paul caught the ball, he reached the frontcourt and passed it back to Bynum.

Bynum's data this season is gratifying, and he gradually played data that made the Lakers' management feel gratified.

However, at the same time, problems are also exposed. The new head coach Mike Brown couldn't control him at all. Not only did he let go of his hairstyle, but he played reggae music loudly in the locker room. On the court, he often does not play cards according to tactics. He has a glorious tradition of pulling out of the three-point line and throwing three-pointers. He seems to have seen the future trend of basketball.

but.

boom!

The rim declined the heavy center's greeting.

The little Duke went to the basket and easily took off the rebound.

In fact, during that process, Durant also quickly jumped up and prepared to compete. But he has an advantage in height and wingspan, but when the two collided in the air, he was quickly ejected.

The color dog easily picked up the basketball.

Then move forward.

At this time, Shaquille O'Neal in the commentary seat frowned: Strange? Why is Snoopy landing so steadily? And he can accelerate very quickly.

The commentator next to what he said didn't understand. Because none of them have had the experience of colliding with Snoopy.

The Sharks had a direct dialogue in the series.

He knew that the little duke's confrontation ability was very strong, but he was able to land smoothly and launch a quick counterattack after a strong confrontation.

This is so unusual.

Generally speaking, after the little Duke has a strong confrontation in a weightless state, he will appear unbalanced when he lands.

but now?

This tiny detail didn't go unnoticed by fans.

However, when Snoopy counterattacked forward and quickly, he was also strange in his mind.

How can I control the center of gravity and body posture so well in extreme confrontation?

How will this help me?

While thoughts flashed through his mind like lightning, Snoopy has already rushed into the paint area.

In the All-Star Game, this kind of ball is basically undefended in the opening game.

However, Griffin can't play by the All-Star basics. Snoopy took away the woman he fell in love with at first sight the night before, and this girl is still wearing the No. 10 jersey sitting on the sidelines to cheer for him this evening, looking happy.

How can you swallow your anger?

At that time, he jumped up and flew over to try to block the little Duke who was laying up.

His galloping away, however, had only one consequence.

That is the little duke completed the first gliding rod in his life. His body bent slightly in the air, dodged Griffin's throwing cover, and suddenly opened. At this time, he had already glided to the other side of the basket. He suddenly straightened his waist in the air, and then slammed back with his backhand... …boom!

The roar of the basket being dunked.

The Orlando Amway Center arena once again ushered in the explosive version of the sound: Snoopy...Du! !

The Duke fans at the scene were in unison, roaring loudly.

At the same time, Jenna on the sidelines was also extremely excited. Although her physical discomfort prevented her from jumping up and shouting, her voice was still loud and accurately reached the ears of everyone on the court: Well done Snoopy of! !

At that time, the feeling in Griffin's heart was like the elementary school student who knocked over the five-flavored bottle in the composition, so uncomfortable!

But at this time, Kenny Smith in the TNT live broadcast seat raised his eyebrows, and said very unexpectedly: I actually saw a trace of elegant beauty on Snoopy's body? What's wrong?

Snoopy's ability to control his body has improved in the extreme state. Shark finally determined the reason, and he said convincingly: The speed of the Duke dog's progress is too wicked.

No way. Once the twelve-cylinder engine is matched with the suspension, it can instantly kill those three-cylinder turbines on any track. Charles Barkley raised his eyebrows, and he was very proud: The players I support are moving towards surpassing Michael Jordan's target went. God knows why Durant fans want Snoopy as an imaginary enemy.

Sir Barkley had obviously put on his vest the night before and went up and scolded people.

Of course, no one can be sure whether KD has put on a vest to play in person.

Swish!

Durant turned around and hit a super three-pointer.

LeBron James didn't defend him at all, after all, this is the All-Star Game!

However, when looking back, when Joakim Noah received an assist from Snoopy and went to the basket for a dunk, he was stopped by Bynum with a foul.

Bynum is clearly a little too serious.

Of course, his seriousness is not without reason. In December last year, Joakim Noah criticized Bynum for not understanding defense at all.

You really don't know how to defend.

When Joakim Noah walked to the free throw line, he didn't forget to spray trash talk on Andrew.

He was annoyed by Bynum's vicious and unnecessary foul.

Therefore, he swears directly in the All-Star game. Under Snoopy's rule. Bulls players are very high-spirited, never wronged themselves, and reported their grudges on the spot. After all, in the words of the little duke: the more you endure for a while, the more you think about it, the more you get angry, the more you take a step back, the more you lose money, and you're done!

Swish!

boom!

Noah's second free throw was missed.

But it doesn't matter, the little duke has already jumped up in front of Griffin, he pushed the basketball up in mid-air, Dwight Howard understood, the volley is an alley-oop...Boom!

The Western team's basket suffered a critical blow again.

The Amway Center was once again bursting with cheers.

Howard likes this alley-oop feeling very much. Deep down in his heart, he thinks that Snoopy is his best partner.

In fact, the little duke was also very happy at this time.

This feeling of being able to stably control the center of gravity and body posture in the mid-air limit state is really great! !

There is no need to throw yourself into the sky like a strong man cuts his wrist, and then falls straight to the floor.

Cool!

He looked to the sidelines, where Jenna was already flirting with him.

Griffin next to him saw it and felt pain in his heart.

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