Guard With a Knife

Although the whole world is criticizing Snoopy for destroying the team with high shots and low returns, the Bulls still achieved a record of 22 wins and 8 losses and ranked second in the Eastern Conference before the All-Star break.

Since Snoopy turned out, the original upper half of the Eastern Conference team has been beaten to a half.

When the Boston Celtics were ambitious to win consecutive titles in the second year after winning the championship in 2008, Snoopy led the Knicks to sweep the Black Eight in the first round. Although many people thought it was a crime of non-war at the time, the Knicks Win by luck. But in the 2010 playoffs, the Bulls were actually attacked by the Bulls in the second round. In the 2011 playoffs, although they did not meet the Bulls, they lost to the Heat in the Eastern Conference semifinals. At that time, Dwyane Wade said very straightforwardly: We have buried the Celtics.

That's true. Although the Celtics are unwilling to admit this, the age structure of the Big Three can no longer support them in the finals.

As for the Orlando Magic, their problem is not that they were defeated by the Snoopy team in the Eastern Conference finals and Eastern Conference semifinals for three consecutive years. But the contradiction between the generals has been seriously out of balance. Dwight Howard, as the league's number one center, is known as the only man in the league who can be used to replace LeBron James or Snoopidoo. He is not satisfied at all with Van Gundy. positioning in tactics. He wants the ball, and he wants to become a superman like O'Neal who dominates opponents on both ends of the offense and defense, not just providing high-quality screens and basket protection on the defensive end.

Since the beginning of this season, the struggle between the generals has intensified. Many people even worry that he won't be able to play the All-Star Game in Orlando with the Magic jersey.

Because a week ago, the media exposed his social software call records with Kobe, and he asked Kobe: Is there any gas in your gas tank.

And the Black Mamba's answer is: Come, I will teach you how to win the championship.

This piece of news has a nose and eyes, and it is also very in line with the current mentality of the Lakers and Kobe looking for lovers to fill the lack of sex dogs.

In addition, like Atlanta, after Joe Johnson signed a 100 million yuan contract last summer, the internal cohesion collapsed, coupled with a coaching change, and even rushed towards the lottery zone.

This is why the Bulls still rank second in the Eastern Conference and Snoopy ranks third in the regular season MVP list.

to be honest. For the current situation in the Eastern Conference, Snoopy feels a little lackluster.

And that's why when he arrived in Orlando, Florida, and asked him what he thought of the Bulls making four All-Stars, three of whom were starters, he responded flatly: Actually, we should have five players. Selected for the Eastern Conference All-Star Game!!

He was very sincere.

But this sincerity was interpreted as arrogance.

After all, many teams don't even have an All-Star, and the Bulls occupy four positions, and they even have to say one more. Snoopy, you are too domineering, right?

And who doesn't know that you have an advantage in voting. Moreover, the league also changed Jokinoah's position to a forward and Snoopy's position to a guard.

Doesn't that show favoritism?

Many voices are questioning indignantly.

However, looking around, who in the East can replace the four players? With the sad farewell of two of the Big Three in Boston, the sky of Atlanta lost its eagle, and the bully of New York lay on the operating table and looked up at the sky.

There are not many stars in the east at all!

Cameron was indeed a little wronged by Joakim Noah getting rid of the starting lineup. But Snoopy and Derrick Rose occupy the two Eastern Conference starters, is there something wrong?

Snoopy's attitude is to ignore these rumors.

Originally, the NBA had always hoped that he would participate in this year's dunk contest and have a violent aesthetic confrontation with another violent dunker, Blake Griffin. But Snoopy turned down the offer.

Because since the news broke in the New York hotel that day, Griffin has been berating Snoopy in the media, saying that he is a hypocrite who is posturing, saying that he is simply the kind of bad man who wants to win the favor of women.

His chatter makes it easy to feel his jealousy. His love for Kenda Jenner is visible to the naked eye.

Snoopy actually didn't want to get involved at all, but listened too much. However, he was somewhat rebellious, and he did have some reactions that night, which made him feel a little strange.

And that's why when he was courtside at the All-Star Rookie Challenge, Kenda Jenner walked up to him to say hello, and he was all smiles and even gave him a hug.

Afterwards, they sat in two adjacent positions and chatted hotly.

Jenna is a very cheerful girl, the key is that she is very obedient to Snoopy's conversation ideas. When the little duke talks about Linsanity, she's quick to pick it up. And emphatically: I admire Jamie Lin even though he turned down my sister's invitation to date. However, I think he's doing the right thing. A good Christian should not have dinner with a woman like my sister. That would displease God.

The little duke raised his eyebrows. He liked Jenna's self-consciousness and sense of humor.

In fact, the reason he was here tonight was to support Jamie Lynn.

This year's rookie game is unique, led by two well-known TNT commentators Charles Barkley and Shaq O'Neal. Moreover, they did not divide the first and second grades, but broke up the first and second grades for the draft.

Jamie Lin, who set off a crazy storm, is a specially stuffed player, and he became the one who took the ball after he was selected to the O'Neal team, and he has a special interview channel. This is Snoopidoo, Kobe Bryant, LeBron The treatment that only the three superstars of James have.

It can be seen how popular Lin Crazy has been recently!

Before the game, Snoopy had some exchanges with Jamilin. He liked this sophomore who was trying to realize his dream, even though he was two years older than himself. However, the color dog is a superstar after all, and it kind of means supporting the younger generation.

After Snoopy's special explaining, the Sharks asked assistant coach Stephen Cole to give Jamelin special tactics, and everything revolved around him as the protagonist.

However, Jamelin was too shy.

When it came time to play, he was quick to hand the ball over.

Blake Griffin slammed the basket. As a power forward, he imitated the Sharks back then and played the job of a point guard. But it really lacks entertainment elements, not only the audience in Orlando did not recall the feeling of the year.

Even Kenda Jenner, whom he was trying to woo, almost laughed into the arms of a pervert on the sidelines.

Everyone can see that Kenda Jenner deliberately moved closer to the perverted dog during the conversation. What Snoopy said was not that funny at all, but she laughed so excitedly, so trembling, and even inadvertently fell on the shoulder of the little duke, acting like a little bird.

Griffin is going crazy!

He finally let go of those outside pull-up jumpers, he started to go deep in the paint, and he started to show his violent dunks!

He finally won a round of applause.

However, looking around, Kenda Jenner on the sidelines smiled even more happily, and her body was already tightly attached to the perverted dog.

She is almost separated from the Hollywood star Denzel Washington on the right by a galaxy.

In fact, Denzel was also very helpless. As an Oscar winner, he has never felt so unmasculine.

But he had to admit that he had to catch Snoopy after a while and ask him for an autograph.

Because his daughter loves the little duke so much.

As far as he is concerned, he doesn't need the whole world, but how can he not satisfy his daughter's request.

Just like Blake Griffin now.

He would rather the cheers of the audience turned into booing and cursing than seeing Kenda Jenner smiling like a flower in the arms of the little duke.

What's the point of winning the whole world and losing her?

The dunk king's face was full of bitterness.

He was able to leap over the car to dunk, but he couldn't leap over Jenna's defense, and took the old ticket to board the passenger ship of love.

After the game, he won the MVP of the rookie game and could only watch the color dog and Kenda Jenner leave at the same time.

They looked so happy that Jenna even tried to hold the pup's arm.

This feeling is as if Snoopy nods casually, and Jenna will take the initiative to offer eighteen martial arts.

well!

Griffin sighed as he accepted the trophy.

There was no joy in him.

I even wanted to cry a little bit.

He finally experienced what Kevin Durant had experienced. He obviously tried his best to please her. Some people even publicly wrote bold words on social networking sites that they would drink the bath water, but they still pursued Snoopy.

Hey, Griffin, be happy. You're our MVP. Come on, let's take a picture. Then I'll take you to the big scene, and listen, most of the superstars will be there, including Snoopy Doo. I will lead you into another world, Super Celebrity Party!!

The sharks were already whispering in his ears: Orlando is my home game!!

O'Neill was very excited.

However, this finally gave Griffin some confidence, and he asked, Will Kenda Jenner go too?

Of course! I'm talking about all the stars who show up in Orlando will be there!

Sharks are very confident.

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