Fist of Imagination

Liang De looked at the Yingxuetang proofreader who was sitting on the floor playing connect-the-dots, and recalled the days of slacking off at work in his previous life, with a smile on his face.

As long as I slack off enough, the capitalists won't be able to squeeze all my surplus value.

As long as I slack off fast enough, I won't waste any fragmented time.

It was slacking off that allowed him to keep the last bit of his free nature in his day-to-day social life, and it was slacking off that prevented him from becoming a complete zombie. Slacking off was the light of hope in his ordinary life.

I love slacking off, long live slacking off!

Shen Shiyu, who was sitting in the center of the war base, took out his dedicated mobile phone and started calling the Yingxuetang Bookstore's complaint number.

"Dear customer, this is the Yingxuetang Bookstore's external complaint hotline..."

Liang De heard the voice coming from Shen Shiyu's mobile phone, and suddenly woke up from his beautiful memories of slacking off in the past.

He transferred his martial arts soul to the disposable body next to Shen Shiyu, and looked at her in surprise:

"What are you doing?"

"I want to report his passive work behavior to Yingxuetang Bookstore and urge him to speed up his work progress."

"You are also an office worker, and you actually want to betray your slacking brother?"

Liang De snatched Shen Shiyu's phone and hung up, staring at Shen Shiyu with his not-so-big eyes:

"All slackers in the world are one family, sister, do you still have humanity? You are going to be a thief."

Shen Shiyu ignored him and directly used the Illusionary Sea Mysterious Qi to pinch a new phone and continued to call the complaint number of Yingxuetang Bookstore.

"Wait a minute, don't call first, I'll talk to him.

I'll talk to him first, and you can call again if it doesn't work.

It's a normal life to slack off while working, and people won't keep slacking off, why are you in a hurry."

Shen Shiyu put down the phone and said, "How do you chat? You came out of the ground and talked to him openly?"

Well... this seems a bit suspicious.

Liang De's eyes turned, and the demonized eagle eye followed suit.

He switched to the perspective of the demonized eagle eye, and saw that Qin Xiao was no longer playing Lianliankan, but was shaking the bookmark-type cross-border communicator up and down.

Liang De zoomed in and found that this slacking brother was playing the shake function of the Tongxu APP, that is, matching people who shook their phones at the same time.

He immediately registered a small account on Tongxu, nicknamed "Ice-sealed Heart", female, 19 years old, and then chose a slightly sad selfie of Bai Hekong as his avatar, and posted more than a dozen selfies of Bai Hekong on Tongxu's Moments and set it to be accessible to non-friends.

Everything was ready, Liang De stared at Qin Xiao's right hand, and used millisecond-level time perception to shake it synchronously with him.

In the vision of the demonized eagle eye, Qin Xiao stopped shaking the communicator, clicked on the album of "Ice-sealed Heart" in the light curtain and looked through it.

A few seconds later, Liang De's small account "Ice-sealed Heart" received a message.

"Nine Clouds: Hi, are you also on the blue planet of World 415 on this side of the empty sea~"

Damn, shaking the Tongxu will show the approximate location, I actually forgot this.

But it doesn't matter. Behind World 415 on this side is Thunder Cliff, and it is normal to have a bounded original walker.

"Nine Clouds: I am the formal editor of the proofreading department of Yingxuetang Bookstore. I happened to be on a business trip here today. The scenery in Antarctica is so beautiful. Do you like traveling?"

He sent two photos of the Ross Sea area. The quiet ice sea looks very fresh and fresh. The blue sea surface vaguely reflects the handsome and upright figure of a short-haired man.

Liang De saw Qin Xiao's rapid photo editing actions clearly in the vision of the demonized eagle eye.

Despicable way to pick up girls, this is not what a gentleman does!

Mr. Liang's impression of this slacking brother suddenly became much worse.

"Ice-covered Heart: I also want to come to Antarctica, but I hate Adélie penguins. It would be nice if there were no penguins."

The tone is plain, without any superfluous interjections.

Many friends who dress up as women on social networks have some misunderstandings. In order to make their cute girl persona more credible, these people often add some "oh la oh la" macho cute mouth habits at the end of their speeches.

For example, "good night", "no", "yes", "hate".

In Liang De's opinion, this is simply pretentious and ridiculous.

These people seriously underestimated the imagination of straight men and made very unnecessary actions.

You know, straight men are the most imaginative animals in the world. They will automatically add and complete the cute details, and there is no need to deliberately act cute.

When you wear a beautiful girl's avatar and set your gender to female, you only need to speak normally, and there will always be straight men who think you are cute!

Liang De felt that this wave of operations was seamless, but he saw Qin Xiao on the ice peak shaking his hands holding the communicator.

"Jiuxiaoyunwai: Damn! You are the minister, you must be the minister! It's too despicable to use such means on me! Ugh!"

What, you are not fooled!

Bai Hekong, you are useless!

"Bingfengxinshi: Xiao Qin, since you have seen through me, I don't need to pretend to be a cute girl to encourage you.

I have sent people to the Blue Star of World 415 to monitor your every move. I saw clearly that you were slacking off just now.

If you don't get up and work, don't even think about getting a permanent job:)"

"Jiuxiaoyunwai: You are poisonous! There are many people in Blue Star to help me proofread together! I will count one, two, three, and I will leave if he doesn't come out. Whoever likes to take over this mess will take over."

Qin Xiao stood up, set up a boundary gate behind his back that could be left at any time, and counted loudly on the top of the ice peak.

"one!"

"two!"

"three!"

Just as he was about to enter the boundary gate, he saw a cloud of snow mist bursting from the ground, and a man in black clothes and black trousers burst out of the ground.

"Brother, wait a minute!"

Liang De opened his mechanical bat wings and quickly flew to the top of the ice peak, grabbing Qin Xiao who had half-stepped into the boundary gate.

"Are you willing to give it up?" Qin Xiao closed the boundary door and put his arms on his hips, "Which department are you in? Why have I never seen you before? Where is your work badge?"

"Misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding. Brother Qin, I am Liang De, the Utopian Fist of Thunder Evil Sect. I am here today to collect information."

Liang De took out Thunder Bluff's work permit and asked Qin Xiao to check it.

The work permit has Teacher Tai Fengxian’s signature and seal, as well as Liang De’s position information.

Tai Fengxian is a well-known evil novelist on both sides of the Taiwan Strait. He has published several masterpieces at Yingxuetang Bookstore. Qin Xiao has also seen his posters and signatures at Yingxuetang headquarters.

He confirmed the unique Qingjie aura on the work permit, threw it back to Liang De, and said:

"It's such a big universe, such a big blue star, and you're not going anywhere, but it happens to be near me. Is it such a coincidence?"

"Who says it's not? No wonder some people say that Jieyuan Walkers are attracted to each other. This really makes sense." Liang De smiled like a big bun with a thin skin and eighteen pleats.

Qin Xiao was on guard with all his strength, his extraordinary strength was like an arrow on the string, he drew it without firing, and said:

"Then what do you mean by hiding secretly underground and pretending to be a minister to chat with me?"