First Secret Agent in History

Yun Zhonghe was very keen to see that when these local hooligans called the old god, the eyes of the hooligan leader trembled slightly, and then a flash of fear flashed across.

What does it mean?

At this time, the gangster leader must have been convinced, so he has no hostility towards Yun Zhonghe. But when he heard the word immortal, he showed a look of fear. Obviously, the word immortal was already taboo in Cracking Wind City.

Why is it taboo? There is only one explanation, there is already a person in Cracking Wind City who is called a god, and he intends to monopolize the word. This person's power is not small, so the gangster leader fears it like a snake.

Sir, this is my hexagram gold. The hooligan leader held up two silver ingots, which add up to about twenty taels, which is definitely a big deal.

Even with the prosperity of Split Wind City, twenty taels of silver is enough for a family of four for several months.

Yun Zhonghe closed his eyes, and said calmly: I've said it before, fortune-telling for you is considered as paying protection money, so you don't need to pay any more.

How can I do it, how can I do it? The hooligan leader bowed and said: Sir, don't be too small. I brought these silver taels today, and they are all here.

Yun Zhonghe said: If you say no, then don't, what are you talking about?

The hooligan leader looked at Yun Zhonghe carefully for a while, and was sure that he was not being polite, and immediately admired him: Sir, you are really a god, since you don't charge money, I will repay you in the end, as long as I can do it, I will definitely be there. no excuses.

Yun Zhonghe said: If you have the heart, go and buy me some food and drinks.

The rogue leader said: Is it that simple?

Go, I'm starving! Yun Zhonghe said impatiently.

After a while, a sumptuous menu of food and wine was placed in front of Yun Zhonghe, as well as soft and comfortable blankets and quilts.

Yun Zhonghe hurriedly ate the steamed buns for two days, and his stomach was already starving.

Sir, you are so powerful, I will definitely make a name for you and make your business flourish. The rogue leader flattered him.

Yun Zhonghe said angrily: Are you kidding me, do you think I am selling Chinese cabbage? I only do one divination a day.

The hooligan leader was embarrassed, and said even more flatteringly: Mr. is really a god, we rough people don't understand Mr.'s realm at all.

Then, he bowed down and said: Sir, that villain will take his leave, and he will definitely visit you again someday.

Then, the rogue leader quickly left.

This is a bit abnormal. Ordinarily, Zhang Dahu should have been currying favor with Yun Zhonghe all the time. Why did he avoid him like a snake and a scorpion after coming back again?

Of course, he still didn't have any hostility towards Yun Zhonghe, but he didn't dare to approach him at all. Obviously, after he went back, his mind came to his senses, and he didn't dare to approach Yun Zhonghe because of a certain person.

After Yun Zhonghe had eaten and drank enough, he lay down and fell asleep.

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The next day, Yun Zhonghe still didn't have any business, and was extremely deserted.

Through yesterday's miraculous performance, it is said that Yun Zhonghe's reputation has already been established, and these hooligans like to exaggerate and brag the most, and they will definitely blow Yun Zhonghe into a mirage. His booth should have been full of people today.

Not to mention that celebrities in Cracking Wind City come to tell their fortunes one after another, even many gangsters should also come.

Something is wrong with this situation?

What is Yun Zhonghe's goal of setting up a fortune-telling stall? It is to gain fame, to attract Jing Wubian, a dude, and to become his number one confidant. In this position, it is most convenient to conquer Jing Zhongyue.

So this first step of the plan, Jiang Taigong fishing, is very important for those who wish to take the bait.

The gangster leader said yesterday that he was going to make a name for Yun Zhonghe. At that time, Yun Zhonghe refused, but that was completely putting on airs against his will. You can't take it seriously, right?

And even if that hooligan leader took it seriously, those little brothers under him should still be unable to control their mouths, and they have already publicized it.

Why is it still so deserted today, with no business at all?

One day passed, two days passed, three days passed. .

Yun Zhonghe still didn't have any business, and what's more, there were more than a dozen people passing by every day before, but now there are only seven or eight people passing by every day.

For the past two days, Yun Zhonghe only drank water, not a single grain of rice, and was dizzy from hunger.

The hooligan leader said he would come to see Yun Zhonghe, but he didn't come.

The beggar who gave steamed buns to Yun Zhonghe before has never appeared before. I don't know where he is happy. Half a tael of silver made him go whoring in Liefeng City and lost contact?

Xu Anting wanted to deliver food to Yun Zhonghe, but remembered his instructions, even if Yun Zhonghe died of starvation, never contact him.

That is to say, Miss Xu Anting really couldn't see it anymore. She brought him a meal once, and that was two days ago. At that time, she was warned by Yun Zhonghe in a low voice, so she never came to deliver the meal these two days.

Therefore, Yun Zhonghe went hungry for another two days and three nights.

It's embarrassing now, could it be that I, Yun Zhonghe, starved to death before I left my teacher?

This first step of the plan, or will it die?

Of course, Yun Zhonghe could still leave this remote ghost place at this time and go to the downtown.

But in that case, wouldn't the force be reduced?

Gritting his teeth and stomping his feet, Yun Zhonghe immediately lay down.

This slows down your metabolism and you won't be so hungry.

The owner of this body is used to suffering from hunger since childhood, and knows how to fight hunger, such as never going to the toilet, it is best to hold back the urine, because it will take away the heat.

In the middle of the night, just as Yun Zhonghe was drowsily asleep, he suddenly woke up.

somebody is coming.

But he didn't open his eyes immediately and got up, still pretending to be asleep.

Hey, hello...

The visitor lightly patted Yun Zhonghe on the shoulder.

Yun Zhonghe didn't open his eyes, and said calmly, What's the matter.

I'll tell the fortune. The man whispered.

Yun Zhonghe didn't see the person behind him, but his mind was running fast, and he immediately guessed who was coming.

Yun Zhonghe said: You are a hundred households of the city guard, Li Tian.

The man exclaimed, Mr. didn't see me, but he knew it was me?

Yun Zhonghe said: You are afraid of offending the Blue Immortal in Cracking Wind City, so you dare not come to me for fortune-telling during the daytime, and only dare to come at midnight.

The man said embarrassingly: I was also forced to do so. There are not many people in this city who can offend Lan Shenxian. He is the number one confidant of Mr. Jing Wubian. Usually, you call him Yafu.

Now the situation is very clear. Although Zhang Dahu, the leader of the hooligans, also thinks that Yunzhonghe has a plan, he dare not publicize it. If he does that, he will offend Lan Shenxian.

But this Li Baihu is his benefactor, and Li Tian got him the position of inspector captain.

But Li Tian was in big trouble, so after much deliberation, Zhang Dahu told Li Baihu about Yun Zhonghe, firstly to repay his kindness, and secondly for himself.

Because Li Baihu is Zhang Dahu's backer, if Li Baihu collapses, then he won't be the inspector captain for long.

Being able to make Li Tianbaihu come to Yun Zhonghe in the middle of the night at the risk, obviously encountered a lot of trouble, and he was very frightened.

Li Baihu said: Sir, I heard that you have opened the eyes of the sky and are extremely good at calculating. If you can help me calculate correctly this time, and help me solve a huge problem, I will give you one hundred taels of silver.

Yun Zhonghe said: I don't want money, if I can figure it out correctly and help you tide over the difficulties, you only need to do one thing for me.

Li Baihu asked, What's the matter?

Yun Zhonghe took out a small envelope from his bosom, and said: This is a kit, you must not open it to read it, otherwise there will be a bloody disaster. You have to hand it over to Mr. Jing Wubian of the City Lord's Mansion. Remember, you must I have to personally go to the City Lord's Mansion and hand it over to Mr. Jing Wubian, this bag is extremely important to him, even related to his life.

When Li Baihu heard this, he was shocked. This matter is very difficult.

Why didn't Yun Zhonghe continue to pretend to be a ghost here and wait for Jing Wubian to take the initiative to visit the straw mat?

Because he figured it out. Who is that Sangu thatched cottage? Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang.

Just me and Jing Boundless deserve this treatment? What are you doing with such mysterious and mysterious routines?

At best, Jing Wubian and I are scum versus villain, whore versus client.

Bah, bah, bah, I, Yun Zhonghe, am not a whore.

In short, it is better for everyone to go straight.

The most important thing was that Yun Zhonghe was so hungry that he couldn't bear it anymore.

Holding the kit in his hand, Li Baihu felt that it was a hot potato. He would rather give a hundred taels of silver than do it.

That moody scum of Jing Wubian, it's best never to get close to him. Who knows if he will draw out a knife and hack Li Tian to death after seeing this kit?

That is a neurological disease, which cannot be theoretically treated.

However, first agree to come down, the most important thing is to overcome your own difficulties.

If this difficulty cannot be overcome, Li Tian will have no tomorrow, his head will move, his wife will belong to someone else, and his children will also belong to someone else.

With his daughter-in-law's personality, Li Tian just went to prison today, and within three days, he might have slept in someone else's bed.

well! Knowing wife Mo Ruofu.

Li Baihu said: I'm in a big trouble now, what should I say? It's really a long story...

Yun Zhonghe said: You don't need to tell me, I know what trouble you have encountered. I have the eyes of the sky, and I can pinch and count.

Li Baihu was startled, and suddenly he didn't believe it.

Although Zhang Dahu exaggerated Yun Zhonghe's hype, Li Baihu was well-informed after all, and felt that this was just a trick of the rivers and lakes.

It's just that he really encountered a huge problem and went to the doctor in a hurry, so he came to Yun Zhonghe to try his luck.

In fact, I didn't have much hope in my heart.

Oh? Tell me, sir. Li Baihu decided, if Yun Zhonghe was right, then he would continue.

But if Yun Zhonghe is wrong, it proves that he is a liar, don't blame him for being ruthless, at least he will cut off Yun Zhonghe's tongue, he took a huge risk to find Yun Zhonghe ah.

If Lan Shenxian knew that Li Tian came to Yun Zhonghe instead of him for fortune-telling, then Li Tian's skin would be ripped off.

But Lan Shenxian is too ruthless in collecting money, three thousand taels a time.

Yun Zhonghe said: Old routine, you write a word in your heart, remember to write it in your heart, I have opened my eyes, and I will naturally know what you wrote, and then I will tell your fortune after passing through this word.

Li Baihu said: Okay, then I will start writing in my heart.

Yun Zhonghe said silently in his heart, No. 16 is mentally ill, upper body.

As a result, no response.

Number sixteen, mentally ill.

Still no response!

I... I... My day!

What do you mean? Before, it was completely called to come and go!

Da Vinci No. 23, upper body.

Still no response.

No. 8 Beethoven, mentally ill.

Also, still no response.

Damn, shit, shit, you mentally ill uncles, stop playing with me.

It's urgent, life is at stake.

In short, no matter how Yun Zhonghe summoned him, the mentally ill personality in his body did not appear.

Could it be that my uncle is here? How many days a month do you not want to go to work?

But at this moment, Li Tian Baihu said: Sir, I have finished writing this word in my heart, you can forget it!

Damn, without the mind-reading skills of No. 16 mental patient, how can I count it?

Uh, Li Baihu, if I say that my aunt is here and feels a little uncomfortable and doesn't want to go to work, you... can you accept this explanation?

It should be impossible.

Seeing that Yunzhonghe didn't respond for a long time, Li Tianbaihu frowned, and said, Sir, I've already finished writing this word in my heart. Tell me, what word did I write? Then you start to tell my fortune.

Yun Zhonghe still didn't respond, but closed his eyes, pinched his fingers, and pretended to be a fortune teller.

What did you say? The surface is calm and unparalleled, but the heart is panicked.

Bloody psychopaths, are you taking revenge on me? Are you jealous of my good looks?

After trying more than a dozen times, mental patient No. 16, who can read minds, still has no upper body.

Li Baihu's voice changed, and his gaze became cold: Sir, I have finished writing this word, you can start to tell my fortune.

Then, his hand instinctively moved towards the handle of the knife.

If Yun Zhonghe couldn't count the words in his heart, it would prove that he was a liar, then don't blame him for being ruthless.

I am a majestic official of hundreds of households, it is easier to kill a charlatan than a dog.

Yun Zhonghe still kept his eyes closed and pinched his fingers.

Li Tian silently counted down in his heart: Ten, nine, eight...

Waiting for his countdown to end, if Yun Zhonghe still didn't speak, he would kill him.

How dare a swindler play tricks on our City Guard Hundred Household Officer?

Those mental patients still have no upper body, not only the mind-reading ghost No. 16, but even a mental patient has no upper body.

Yun Zhonghe opened his eyes and took a deep breath.

Then you have to rely on your own wisdom and luck.

Three, two, one!

Li Tian's countdown to hundreds of households was over, he secretly pulled out the knife half an inch, and said coldly: Mr. Yun, the word in my heart has already been written, don't you have your eyes open? Let's start counting, what is that word? What kind of trouble did I encounter, how can I solve it?

If you're right, I'll send this kit to the City Lord's Mansion and hand it over to Mr. Jing Wubian. If you're wrong, I'm sorry. It's the unshirkable responsibility of our city guards' yamen to crack down on decadent superstitions. Don't blame me for being ruthless!

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Note: I, my uncle is also here, please give me a few recommendation votes to warm me up!