First Secret Agent in History
Chapter 21 Mr. Yun is really a god!
The rogue leader said: Generally, what is the procedure for fortune-telling? Yes, word testing! Just write a word, and then calculate and analyze it, right?
Yun Zhonghe said: That's right!
Today's fortune-telling, most of them are such routines, which are relatively advanced.
The hooligan leader said: Don't you claim to be a fortune teller? Do you claim to have opened the eyes of the sky? Then I won't write this word, I just think in my heart, if you want to tell my fortune, you should first calculate what I think in my heart. Character!
As soon as these words came out, the hooligans around were shocked.
Brother, it is clear that he wants to break the legs and hands of this charlatan. Others are not roundworms in your stomach. How do you know what words are in your mind? Unless it's a god, how would you know what's on your mind?
The gangster leader said: Can't figure it out? Aren't you a man of God? Let me figure it out.
What word is on his mind?
In order to avoid being guessed, he thought of a very remote word, Qi!
Because there are routines in character testing, quack warlocks use those words back and forth. The rogue leader knows these routines very well, so they all avoid the commonly used words for fortune-telling.
And what is the origin of this Qi character?
This is the name he chose for his upcoming child, and he didn't tell anyone, so unless it's a fairy, it's impossible to figure it out.
Not only that, because the pregnant woman was his secret lover, and none of his little brothers knew about it.
He came here specifically to trouble Yun Zhonghe, did he really want to collect protection money?
No, someone couldn't see the existence of Yun Zhonghe, and gave him a sum of money to break Yun Zhonghe's hands and feet.
Can't figure it out! Do it, break his hands and feet. The rogue leader waved his hand violently.
The iron rods in the hands of a few hooligans were about to smash down with extreme force. If they were hit, it would definitely be a comminuted fracture.
Qi! Yun Zhonghe shouted.
The hooligan leader was stunned, and then immediately shouted: Stop!
Several hooligans quickly stopped.
The rogue leader said: Please explain clearly, what word is in my mind?
Yun Zhonghe said indifferently: The character you are thinking of is Qi. This is the name of your unborn child. It should be eight months old. The belly is very pointed. It should be a boy.
As soon as these words came out, the hooligan leader was completely stunned and looked at Yun Zhonghe in disbelief.
The mind-reading skills of mental patient No. 16 are so awesome!
Although the hooligan leader didn't say it out loud, he silently read the word and a sentence in his mouth: My dear son, in another month, Dad will see you.
No. 16 was mentally ill, read the sentence read silently by the other party, and judged that the woman of the gangster leader should have been pregnant for eight months, and she might be a son.
But how did the rogue leader know this? He was completely shocked.
This...how is this possible? He really didn't tell anyone, not even his wife.
Could it be that the person in front of him really has his eyes open? It's amazing!
Boss, is he talking nonsense? We will immediately break his hands and feet and throw them to the dogs. A rogue next to him yelled.
At this moment, the gangster leader finally came to his senses, slapped him across the face, and said sharply, Shut up, help me up quickly, no, no, no, I'll come in person.
Then, the hooligan leader stepped forward to help Yun Zhonghe up, and said: Sir, please sit down, please sit down.
Yun Zhonghe sat cross-legged on the mat, looking at the gangster leader with a smile in his eyes.
At this time, the hooligan leader had just regained consciousness a little bit, looked at Yun Zhonghe carefully, and still felt absurd for a while.
Could it be that the old man in front of him really has his eyes open? It's unbelievable that I even know what I think, isn't it?
Yun Zhonghe said lightly: The character has already been published, just this character Qi, what do you want to be?
The hooligan leader really didn't think about what to do, because he completely regarded Yun Zhonghe as a brain-dead beggar, and he just collected money to break his hands and feet, so how could he tell fortunes from him?
But now that the old man in front of him is not a brain-dead beggar, then this opportunity to make a fortune-telling must not be missed.
Therefore, he has to think carefully about what he wants to be, whether it is marriage, future, or longevity.
Marriage? He is at this age, has a wife at home, and a good friend outside, so what the hell is he begging for?
life? This thing is too scary, so I don't want to ask, I don't want to know how it came from, nor how it didn't drip.
That's the future.
If ordinary people come to ask, they will definitely ask my husband, what is my future, or what is my luck this year.
But the hooligan leader is very practical, so he asked: Sir, let me ask, can my iron rice bowl get my wish?
Yun Zhonghe snapped his fingers, calculated like a magic stick, suddenly raised his head to take a look, then without saying a word, rolled up the mat, picked up the signboard and was about to leave.
The rogue leader said in astonishment: Sir, what... what does this mean? Why do you want to run away all of a sudden?
The hooligan next to him said: Boss, he must not be able to figure it out. He was afraid that we would break his legs and hands, so he ran away.
Yun Zhonghe said: My good man, you have just spent more than a hundred taels of silver, taking the route of a city guard officer, and wanting to seek a job as the patrol captain of Cleave Wind City. This has already been done. Your patrol team is in charge Clean up our fortune-telling stalls, if I don't run now, when will I wait?
What is an inspection team? It's the city/manager of another world. They specialize in catching small vendors. Fortune-telling stalls are also within the scope of their cleaning.
The rogue leader was completely stunned, this... this is too amazing.
He spent one hundred taels of silver to bribe Li Baihu to seek the captain of the patrol in these streets, so that it would be more justifiable to collect protection fees in the future.
But he also did it quietly alone, and no one knew about it. How could the fortune teller in front of him know?
It's just... so unbelievable.
But at this moment, something even more incredible happened.
A man ran over from a distance, gasped for breath, and then said hoarsely to the gangster leader, Boss, great joy, great joy, the city guard yamen has issued an official document, and from now on, you will be the leader of these three streets. the captain of the patrol.
This time, not only the hooligan leader was stunned, but the surrounding gangsters also seemed to have been struck by lightning, as if they couldn't believe their ears at all, staring at Yun Zhonghe.
This... this is too amazing.
Seeing that several people were in a daze, the little brother who ran over to announce the good news couldn't help being surprised, what's going on? This is obviously a great joy, why is the boss not happy? Could it be that the official clothes have not yet been put on, and they have begun to put on airs.
After a long while, the hooligan leader bowed down to Yun Zhonghe and said, Sir, you are truly a god, please accept my bow from Zhang Dahu.
Just like that, the hooligan leader bowed ninety degrees to Yun Zhonghe for a few seconds.
Afterwards, when he saw his little brothers still standing there blankly, he immediately angrily said, What are you still doing standing there? Why don't you bow down to Mr.? Mister's beauty.
Immediately, the dozen or so local ruffians knelt down and kowtowed to Yun Zhonghe.
Greetings to the old gods, greetings to the old gods...
The hooligan leader Zhang Dahu said: Sir, how did you figure it out? It's amazing. How do you know that I bribed you with a hundred taels of silver? How do you know that I've accomplished this matter?
How did Yun Zhonghe know that Zhang Dahu's pursuit of the patrol captain was over?
It's very simple, when his little brother came running from a distance, he instinctively opened his mouth and shouted: Boss, it's done, you have become the patrol captain.
It's just that the rogue boy realized that the distance was too far, so he didn't shout out, and congratulated the boss when he got closer.
But Zhang Dahu and the others had their backs to this little brother, so of course they couldn't see it.
As for Yun Zhonghe, facing that rogue boy, of course he could see clearly. With the upper body of No. 16 mental patient, he could easily read the lips of that rogue boy.
So, of course he knew about this in advance.
As for bribing a hundred taels of silver? Because this position is worth more than one hundred taels of silver at most.
But how could he say those words? It's against his demeanor, the following solution is the most important thing.
Therefore, Yun Zhonghe stroked his beard and said indifferently: The Qi character you wrote can be decomposed into mountains and branches, right?
Although Zhang Dahu is not very literate, he still knows it, so he nodded and said, Yes.
Yun Zhonghe said: What is a mountain, it is a backing. If you have a backing, this matter will of course be done.
Zhang Dahu said: Then how do you know that I bribed one hundred taels of silver?
Yun Zhonghe said: Erzhi can be interpreted as payment, that is, bribery. Ten sums form Zhi, what does ten mean? It is another ten, and twenty is multiplied, isn't it one hundred? So you bribed one One hundred taels!
Hearing Yun Zhonghe's interpretation, the new inspector captain Zhang Dahu was completely stunned.
Oh my God!
This... this gentleman is too amazing.
It's awesome!
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Note: I edited the codeword all night again, please recommend tickets to my brothers, please support, thank you everyone! I'm going to bed.
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