Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Broken! Broken! Wife, what kind of bad habits has that little bastard learned now?

Jiang Tiancheng looked up at the women's underwear floating on the balcony, his smoking hand trembled fiercely.

He walked into the living room and happened to hear Xia Qinghe's words, Lao Jiang, Lao Jiang, come here, something big!

The couple stared at each other with wide eyes.

What happened?

What bad habit?

Jiang Tiancheng stared at Jiang Qiao's bedroom, and said through gritted teeth, That kid doesn't learn, but he learns how to wear women's clothes! Women's underwear is still hanging outside, so shameless!

Xia Qinghe pointed at the original utility room tremblingly: I just pushed the door into the house and saw a girl living in it. Could it be that...

What?

Jiang Tiancheng smiled coldly: No wonder he's reluctant to go home, it seems that little bastard has messed around with us behind his back.

He strode over and was about to push the door, but he didn't expect that the door suddenly opened at this moment, Bai Yueling stood at the door pretty, but Jiang Tiancheng was startled.

Jiang Qiao heard something wrong with the sound outside, and ran out quickly. As soon as he opened it, he saw that the three people had already met above. The four of them stood at the door and looked at each other, and the air suddenly fell into a strange silence.

Jiang Tiancheng's face was uncertain, but the beautiful girl opposite was indifferent, and he was suddenly uncertain.

After a few seconds, he looked at his son and snorted: Jiang Qiao, tell me, what's the situation?

He held a lit cigarette between his fingers and let out a puff of smoke.

Bai Yueling frowned slightly, although she now knew that smoking was not the reason for her intentional murder, she still disliked the unpleasant smell.

What's more, he is Jiang Qiao's father, and it seems a bit inappropriate to call him so boldly, but it can be reminded.

You are heavily poisoned, your qi and blood are dark, your soul is severely damaged, your internal organs are inactive, your limbs are weak, and your body is weak...

Bai Yueling looked complicated: In your words, it is already terminally ill, immortals and gods can't be saved, it won't take long...

Before she could finish her sentence, Jiang Qiao covered her mouth with his hands in a panic, and winked her wildly.

This little mouth is like a machine gun, it can't say anything!

Dad, Mom, don't believe her nonsense. By the way, let's talk first, and I'll tell her something.

Jiang Qiao quickly pushed her into the house, closed the door, locked it, and his heart was pounding.

Jiang Tiancheng finally reacted from the stunned state just now, shaking with anger, this woman who didn't know where he came from actually said that he was terminally ill and would not live for a long time? He is only in his forties, and he is in his prime. Although he likes smoking, he does not feel any discomfort in his body!

Look at the good son you gave birth to! He looked at Xia Qinghe angrily.

What's so fierce? Could it be that I can have a baby by myself? You didn't do anything and you didn't raise it? Xia Qinghe glared back, and he disappeared instantly.

My son is not that kind of person. Don't guess before things are clear.

Hmph, I'd like to see how he explains it after he comes out!

...

Jiang Qiao felt a headache when he heard the voice outside the door. He looked back and saw that Bai Yueling had not opened his mouth to speak, and fell to the ground in convulsions, screaming non-stop.

Xia Qinghe outside the door was stunned, what were those two people doing in the room? What did he announce in front of them in the daytime?

Today's young people are really wild!

Why are you calling me again! Jiang Qiao asked her in a low voice, recovering from his paralysis.

Who allowed you to do anything to me? Fairy Bai raised her eyebrows, her eyes staring, this guy actually touched her mouth without permission.

Isn't that an emergency?

Jiang Qiao sighed: That man was my dad just now, how could you say that to him?

I know, for his own good, that's why I let him know about his physical condition. I don't understand such a simple truth? Can't tell the truth? Bai Yueling frowned slightly.

It's not that I can't, but... Jiang Qiao opened his mouth, not knowing how to explain it for a while.

After thinking about it, he said, People in this world generally don't live long. You say that is a curse in disguise. It's a taboo, understand?

In that case, I won't say it. Bai Yueling said lightly.

I'll explain it later, you are not allowed to speak. Jiang Qiao told her worriedly, for fear that she would say something surprising.

After seeing her consent, Jiang Qiao turned to open the door, and Bai Yueling suddenly grabbed him.

Your parents...what should I call you? I can't call you after you, right?

Jiang Qiao's eyes were tired and crooked, imagining that she was a mother and a father. This seems to be a married husband and a husband after marriage.

After thinking more and more, if she finds out, will she be beaten violently.

Cough, my dad is called uncle, and my mother is called aunt.

Bai Yueling looked at him directly: I'm older than you, your five thousand years of civilization are very young in my opinion, logically speaking, you are my guardian, you have to call me Lord, everyone else has to call me ancestor.

Now inexplicably short by countless generations, why is he actually making friends with Jiang Qiao's peers?

Yes yes yes, long live old lady ancestors.

Jiang Qiao couldn't help rolling his eyes: But I also believe this, do you think others believe it? From my parents' point of view, you are a girl in your twenties. If you want to integrate into this society , you have to follow the local customs.”

Bai Yueling's eyelids twitched. That's what she said, but she lived a long life, but she wanted to call mortals with only a few decades of lifespan as uncles and aunts. She couldn't say it at all.

Jiang Qiao saw the tangle on her face.

This is my home, you live here, and they are my parents. If you want a reasonable explanation, you must follow what I say.

Then I'd rather build a thatched cottage beside your house. Bai Yueling said in a pique.

Building houses without authorization is a serious violation of the law in this society.

Jiang Qiao said angrily: Don't you always say that cultivating immortals should be in accord with one's mind, the body is just a skin, just a useless title, it is worth your care? Do you have any acquaintances here, are you afraid of losing you? The face of the dignified Immortal Emperor?

Bai Yueling sighed and looked at him with a warning in his eyes.

Only your parents are the exception!

Of course, at other times we're still going our separate ways.

She calmed down a little.

Now, shall we go out?

Fairy Bai hesitated for a while, then nodded slowly.

Jiang Qiao took a deep breath and opened the door. Xia Qinghe watched the door open, and her eyes lit up instantly.

Son, won't your girlfriend introduce us to you?

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(Family, don't give me a reward without a ticket, do you love me?)

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