Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Give me back the cigarette, kid!

Jiang Tiancheng blew his beard and stared at Jiang Qiao. He didn't understand his son yet?

Yan Ling has also had two or three years. Usually, when he goes home, the two fathers lie on the balcony and smoke clouds together. As a result, he is not allowed to smoke now. What are you pretending to be with him?

No! Don't give anything!

Jiang Qiao shook his head vigorously. After a while, you patted your butt and left, but it was me who was electrocuted!

Okay, little brat, your wings have grown hard. You should take my money first, and then take my cigarettes. I'm not old yet! Jiang Tiancheng slapped the table with a slap.

Jiang Qiao handed the cigarette back embarrassingly: Dad, bear with it first, you can smoke as you like on the way back later, no one cares about you.

Xia Qinghe was afraid that the father and son would quarrel again, so she hurried over to give her husband a blank look.

Is there a father who talks to your son like this? Isn't it good for your health that he doesn't let you smoke?

Have been smoking guns for decades, you think you can quit? How can it be so easy.

Jiang Tiancheng snorted lightly, pressed down the lighter, took a deep breath after igniting it, and exhaled a smoke ring leisurely, feeling much more at ease.

Jiang Qiao couldn't help his face twitching, and the electricity was probably gone.

Son, come here.

Xia Qinghe beckoned and called Jiang Qiao away. The father and son didn't know if they had hatred in their previous life, so they got together to quarrel.

What's the matter with your gas stove?

Jiang Qiao glanced at it, because Fairy Bai blew up the pressure cooker last time while refining alchemy, which caused serious deformation of the steel frame on one side of the natural gas stove, the eyes of the stove were distorted, and the tempered glass panel on the surface was full of cracks. kitchen.

Cough, what's the matter... A while ago, my hand slipped, and the pressure cooker I brought up hit it directly. He explained forcefully.

Xia Qinghe looked suspicious, but just smashing the pot on it can make the gas stove look like this?

Aren't you hurt?

No.

If you didn't tell me, I thought you blew up the kitchen.

Jiang Qiao's eyes twitched very obscurely.

Don't tell me, you eat this kind of junk food every day in the mountains.

Xia Qinghe pointed to the plastic bags of snail powder, instant noodles, and various ham sausages in the trash can.

Occasionally eat, there is a scenic canteen on the mountain, I often go there to eat.

Jiang Qiao was defeated by the suspicious eyes of his mother: Mom, you believe me, I would rather let others suffer than myself, no, I still have meat and vegetables in the refrigerator, and I often cook by myself. , to make hemp incense,

That's true.

Xia Qinghe remembered his son's character. He was not a loser. He was just a little lazy and just wanted to be comfortable and happy.

But he was still worried, and ran into his bedroom again to check.

The quilt is smelly. When the sun comes out, you have to take it out and wash it and dry it, so as to be healthy, you know?

On the mountain by yourself, you have to know how to take care of yourself. What is it like to deal with everything in the past? Don't keep worrying about your parents.

Yes yes yes. Jiang Qiao kept nodding behind him.

Xia Qinghe looked around, except for the kitchen, there seemed to be nothing wrong with it.

Jiang Qiao, come here, I'll ask you something. Jiang Tiancheng suddenly called him.

Dad, what's wrong?

What do you think of the recent cliff jump?

What do you think? It has nothing to do with me. Others like to do what they want. Jiang Qiao walked over and sat down on the sofa.

Why does it have nothing to do with you? Someone jumped off a cliff? Dead? Is the scenic spot closed now? How long will it be closed, do you know?

Jiang Qiao asked back, Dad, you know?

Jiang Tiancheng's heart was full of ghosts, and he didn't know if he was in conflict with his son, who was born with eight characters.

I know shit!

Then why are you asking me? It's good to wait until the lockdown is lifted. I'm worried about whether I'm tired all day. Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes.

So during this period of time, you plan to do nothing and eat and wait to die?

Well, it's time for vacation.

Jiang Tiancheng was so angry that his teeth hurt: Why did I give birth to a son like you in the first place!

He looked at his daughter-in-law with a dark face.

Did you hear it? Let me just say it. I didn't let him do this at the beginning. I had to learn from young people to lie down. I live in my own broken shop and rely on God's favor to eat. If I encounter someone who can't think of it again and jump from here, how much money can I make all year round?

Xia Qinghe also followed and persuaded: Son, I think it's right to listen to your father about this matter. Before we are old and we have enough resources, what kind of job do you want to find and can't find?

Yes, that's the deal. I'll call Lao Li tomorrow, and you can stay at home and read the book test. If you can't do it in one year, it will take two years, and if you can't do it in two years, it will take three years. I'm missing your meal. Jiang Tiancheng waved his hand and decided.

No. I'll stay on the mountain and not go anywhere. Jiang Qiao refused.

He looked at Xia Qinghe and said, Mom, it's not like you don't know. With my temperament, even if I get admitted into any unit, I'm still waiting to die. I'm used to being free and I don't want to be restricted by the company's rules.

Xia Qinghe sighed and felt that his head was big. Every time he talked about this matter, he was a hundred unhappy.

Okay, it's up to you. If you have such a backbone, you will earn the house and the car yourself, and you will not be left with one of the two apartments in the family.

Jiang Tiancheng angrily ran to the balcony to smoke, watching him upset.

Okay, okay, I'll talk about this later. Today is a family reunion day. Son, you hurry into the house and change your clothes. If you don't leave, it will be dark. Xia Qinghe urged.

Where?

Didn't you agree? Eat mutton.

But I'm not going!

Not obedient? You have to go even if you don't go! I have the final say on family matters!

She frowned and forcibly pushed Jiang Qiao into the house.

Jiang Tiancheng looked at the setting sun outside the mountain and smoked suffocating smoke one after another. If Jiang Qiao could save him some snacks, he wouldn't have caused such a big fire.

He raised his head and exhaled a smoke ring, looking at the women's bra and panties hanging above his head, his face suddenly froze...

Xia Qinghe looked at the dust on the floor, shook her head and opened the next room to get a broom. As a mother, she always does her best for her children.

As soon as the door was opened, she saw an extremely beautiful girl sitting on the bed. She was beautiful and beautiful.

Bai Yueling raised her eyes and looked at her lightly. She didn't expect Jiang Qiao's parents to suddenly enter the room.

The air fell silent for a while.

I must be hallucinating. How could my son hide a woman?

Xia Qinghe slammed the door shut, opened it again, and saw Bai Yueling still sitting there upright.

boom!

Xia Qinghe closed the door again and shouted out of the balcony.

Lao Jiang, Lao Jiang, come here soon, something big has happened!

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