Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Didn't you always want to learn to cultivate immortals? I'll teach you.

Jiang Qiao's eyes lit up, he put down his chopsticks and rubbed his hands hurriedly.

The kind of Yujian flying?

Fairy Bai thought for a while and nodded lightly.

According to the laws of this world, after about 180 years, if you can practice Qi to a small degree, and if you practice fast, you should be able to successfully control the sword in 200 years.

Jiang Qiao's body froze, and the smile on his face slowly solidified.

Isn't this shit?

One hundred and eighty years later, he has long since turned into a handful of loess, and Yu Jianfei is afraid that there is no hope in this life.

Isn't there any way I can make it fast?

Have.

Bai Yueling glanced at him lightly: You have a good understanding. If you can find a blessed place with beautiful mountains and rivers, you can eat a meal every day, and devote yourself to cultivating Taoism, it will probably be 30 years earlier.

Jiang Qiao: ...

Forget it, it doesn't matter if this immortal does not cultivate.

Rough food and light meals, and concentrating on cultivating, doesn't mean staying away from games, food, fan dramas, and astringent pictures...

As a modern person, it is absolutely impossible to have no mobile computer.

Bai Yueling was slightly stunned, why is this person so impatient? Also refused her personal teaching?

In Ziweixing, I don't know how many people are willing to listen to her preaching lectures. Even her named disciples were able to travel the world and look down on one side.

When will it be possible to have fun all day long? She frowned.

I didn't think it would happen. I've already lied down. Otherwise, why would I go to the mountain to open a shop? There are so many talented people in the world, and there is no shortage of me.

Jiangqiao Yuzai ate the last bite of his meal, leaned back in his chair and burped.

Bai Yueling was very puzzled by these words.

Tian Xingjian, the gentleman is self-improvement.

But this guy just wants to be a waste person who eats and waits to die.

Really careless, how could I ask him to be my guardian.

You don't understand, the vast majority of people in this era pay attention to investment and returns. They have worked hard to cultivate Taoism for a hundred years, but they are easily shot down. Who would want to do this loss-making business? After all, the times have changed.

Jiang Wasteman Bridge, took a piece of dental floss and slowly picked his teeth, thinking that the descriptions in those immortal cultivation novels were really harmful, he couldn't help but snorted and continued.

In modern society, everyone can live and work in peace and contentment, the old can depend on them, the young can grow up, and the widows, widows and loneliness are supported, and they can live a carefree life. Who would make themselves so tired?

Bai Yueling's frown slowly loosened, but she had forgotten that the lives of mortals in the two worlds were fundamentally different. One was suffering, the other was happy, and their moods were naturally different.

But even so, the dishes you cook in the future should not be heavy oil and salt, too spicy, and... stinky, you can't eat them!

why?

Bai Yueling thought about it for a long time, and vaguely said a sentence from the gap between his teeth.

You choke me.

Jiang Qiao: ???

If you don't agree, I'll call you. Fairy Bai's eyes were extremely serious.

...

He wants to cry but has no tears, woo woo, can't eat delicious food, the greatest joy is gone.

After eating, the dining table and kitchen were cleaned up. There is no business to do now. Jiang Qiao was bored and slumped on the sofa, holding the pillow in his arms and staring at the ceiling.

After Fu Lu and Shou Xi gradually became familiar with the living room environment, they began to take risks everywhere, climbing on the sofa for a while, and jumping on him for a while, playing peekaboo around them.

What about the afternoon? What are you doing? Bai Yueling asked him.

There is nothing to do.

Jiang Qiao put his hands on the back of his head: Actually, it's quite tiring to open a store every day, so it's time to rest.

Hearing this, Bai Yueling's eyelids twitched slightly, and he almost couldn't help beating him.

This guy is good at everything, but shameless. Over the years, he has never seen a simpler and easier job than him. When he goes to work, he just plays games and collects money, so he is tired?

Actually, I was thinking about a question.

what is the problem?

Jiang Qiao sighed: There is not much leftover food at home, and Fairy Peak doesn't know how long it will be closed. Should I go home and hide for a while, and then come back and reopen the store after this is over.

Your home... in the city? Fairy Bai asked tentatively.

Well, the old house was demolished, and the government lost two houses, one for my parents and one for me. I have a house that ordinary people can afford for most of their hard work.

Jiang Qiao's face was melancholy, and his hands were spread out: Without the pressure of life, naturally there will be no motivation for work. I just don't want to listen to my parents nagging in my ears all the time, so I ran to the mountain.

That...you come with me? He looked at him.

Bai Yueling was silent. To be honest, she had a bad impression of the city, there were cameras everywhere, too many people, smoky atmosphere, serious environmental pollution, and more importantly, she was not very comfortable with that steel jungle.

She pursed her lips: Then go by yourself, I'll stay here, and I don't need to eat, I can maintain my basic life by relying on food and gas, so I don't have to worry at all.

Jiang Qiao's breathing stagnated for a while. He was used to having her company in his life during this time. If he really wanted to separate the two places, even if it was temporary, his heart refused.

Cough, I just said it casually, I said, I have to watch you... your inner demon, for the sake of social stability, I will not go to hell, who will go to hell. He looked serious.

Didn't you say that there is no surplus food at home? Fairy Bai asked back.

Jiang Qiao smiled indifferently: It's alright, I'll go into the city sometime and buy back everything that I should buy.

Fairy Bai hesitated for a moment, then slowly said: Actually, there is no need to be so troublesome. If you feel homesick, just go back. I have set up a ban at home. Once the demons dare to step out of this building, I will forcefully wake up. .

Hearing this, Jiang Qiao was inexplicably relieved, at least not having to worry that after she repeatedly rejected her inner demon, she couldn't wait to forcibly seduce other men.

You go, don't worry about me, I'm not going anywhere, I'll just wait here for you to come back. Bai Yueling said seriously.

Jiang Qiao felt a bit of a toothache. He had run out of reasons. How should he explain it to this woman?

If you are a cheapskate yourself, you should not ask to go home.

It's not impossible for me to go back. It's just that the matter of your jumping over the mountain has not been resolved. I'm worried that the police will come to the door again. You know, your trouble is now known to everyone...

Jiang Qiao glanced at her secretly and walked up the stairs: That's it, I'm going back. If you really have anything to do, you can call me, but they're a little difficult to deal with.

Bai Yueling's face was hesitant, she was good at cultivating immortals, and she really didn't know how to deal with the world.

Jiang Qiao, you are my guardian, I think you should stay now.

Someone was overjoyed, and his steps down the stairs suddenly stopped.

Okay, since you said so, I'll reluctantly stay here to help you through the current difficulties.

Bai Yueling gave her a suspicious look, why did she always feel that this guy was doing it on purpose?

Thanks to [Mengzhu·Zhanyue Cup Shadow] for the reward of 1000 starting coins.