Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

no.

Jiang Qiao refused without any hesitation.

I won't hand you over, and I won't let you leave, so just die.

He made such a big basket here, and he didn't know what trouble he would cause if he ran outside. For the sake of social harmony and stability, he still decided to sacrifice his life to feed demons.

But……

There's nothing wrong with it. Don't talk about this matter. I won't agree. I'm your guardian. I have the final say in mortal affairs.

Bai Yueling held Fu Lu Shouxi in her arms, opened her mouth after listening to his decisive tone, and what she wanted to say finally turned into a sigh.

Jiang Qiao stood up and walked into the kitchen: What would you like to eat at noon?

Bai Yueling blinked at him: Steamed Lingyu, Nine Treasures Immortal Rice, Hundred Stuffed Lotus Paste, Yulu...

...

He looked over speechlessly.

Did you make fun of me on purpose? If you have the ability, you can bring me the ingredients, so that you know that there is no dish in the world that a rabbit who grows flowers can't cook! Just in time to taste what Xianzhen tastes like.

It won't matter until my cultivation is restored! Bai Yueling said seriously.

After all, Jiang Qiao didn't care about her anymore, she could do whatever she liked, anyway, she was just a pendant for eating and drinking.

When he opened the refrigerator, there were still some green beans and green peppers in it. He took another piece of meat to thaw. At noon, he ate shredded green peppers and dried green beans and tomato egg soup.

Bai Yueling hugged Fu Lu and leaned against the door to watch him busy: Do you want me to help?

Yo, you eat, drink and live for nothing, and suddenly your conscience finds out? He continued to choose green beans without raising his head.

Hmm... um. Fairy Bai blushed slightly.

Isn't that right, his arrival not only didn't help him at all, but made his life a mess.

He blew up his mobile phone, kitchen, and surveillance equipment successively, and even made him spend a lot of money to buy a lot of things for himself.

Breaking people's fortunes is like killing one's parents.

Bai Yueling did not understand this truth.

But Jiang Qiao didn't blame her at all, and gave her a lot of help. This mortal... um, has a little bit of importance in her heart.

Jiang Qiao took part of the kidney beans and taught her how to choose vegetables.

This thing is called green beans. Just like me, pinch off the corners at both ends, and also remove the tendon, otherwise it will affect the taste.

Is that so?

Well, yes, clever.

Bai Yueling was a little complacent, the life of a mortal doesn't seem to be that difficult.

Fu Lu Shouxi's two kittens ran over to play with green beans on the ground. She looked at Jiang Qiao's profile and suddenly said, Jiang Qiao, you won't let me go, are you afraid that I won't pay you back?

That's only part of it, he muttered in a shriveled explanation.

What about the other part?

The country is prosperous and strong, and the society is stable. You are an unstable factor. I have to watch.

Meaning, are you still afraid that I'll be messing around by myself?

Jiang Qiao nodded: You are very clear about the inner demon problem. You can't solve it now. Besides, you said that if you can't suppress it, let me influence her in the end.

Sacrificing yourself to feed demons? Bai Yueling's brows and eyes contained a smile.

Jiang Qiao looked strange, he thought of some scenes inexplicably, and the picture of feeding demons seemed to be a bit fragrant.

Cough...then what, if necessary, it's not impossible.

He blushed and muttered softly, then walked back into the kitchen with a vegetable basket.

Jiang Qiao, do you want me to cook for you?

Do you know?

Fairy Bai shook her head gently: I can try to learn.

Don't.

Jiang Qiao thought of the process of alchemy last night, and his face suddenly turned dark: I'm afraid you will blow up my kitchen again.

Oh.

Bai Yueling returned to the living room and had no choice but to tease two kittens again.

She suddenly discovered that since she couldn't cultivate without the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, the days of doing nothing were actually more boring than those who practiced in seclusion.

No wonder mortals in this world tinker with so many things for leisure and entertainment.

Seeing that she was really bored, Jiang Qiao wiped it off, walked over and turned on his computer.

If you think you have nothing to do, just play games for me, just in the first paragraph.

Bai Yueling nodded lightly, the game seemed to be a little interesting, and manipulating virtual characters to fight more or less made her regain a little dignity as an Immortal Emperor.

So...

Jiang Qiao was cooking in the kitchen, Fairy Bai was going crazy in the canyon, and the living room kept coming from three kills, one big kill, and one supernatural game sound effect.

He suddenly felt that he had delayed the rise of a world champion?

About half an hour later, Jiang Qiao brought two dishes and one soup to the table. Bai Yueling just finished the second round and won the MVP with a record of 23 kills, 0 deaths and 4 assists, and successfully advanced to Black Iron III.

If you keep playing like this, it will not be a dream to be the king in the first district. Jiang Qiao said with emotion.

Who is the king? Why do you want to marry him? Fairy Bai asked back.

Uh... the highest rank of this game, you can understand it as the highest realm that is different from ordinary people.

Is it strong?

He nodded very seriously: Very strong, in comparison, those enemies you just now are a group of rabble! Their operation and reaction speed can be said to be the world's top existences.

Fairy Bai was eager to try what he said: How can I meet them? I think it will be a while.

Jiang Qiao thought for a moment.

Do you know the ladder? Those people are standing at the top of the pyramid. You only need to fight up one step at a time. When you reach a certain rank, you can naturally run into them.

Bai Yueling nodded thoughtfully.

I'll talk about this later. The king is not so good. Now let's eat first.

Jiang Qiao set up her chopsticks. She sat opposite, looking at the extremely greasy food in front of her, frowning slightly.

What's wrong? Not to your taste?

It's too oily, salty and spicy. If you eat it for a long time, it is not suitable for longevity.

Fairy Bai looked at Jiang Qiao with serious eyes: You can't eat these dishes in the future, you need to be like me, fast lightly, in order to be healthy and live a long life.

Jiang Qiao couldn't help rolling his eyes, took a chopstick and fed shredded pork with green peppers into his mouth, and then happily took a big mouthful of rice.

I understand the truth, but I'm a carnivore, and I'm not a monk. Why do I have to eat grass all day like a rabbit.

If you don't take care of your body, you will die.

Jiang Qiao's face was expressionless: You said last time that I could live to be 90 years old, and I am so satisfied.

Bai Yueling's breath stagnated, how come this guy doesn't get in oil and salt, and doesn't eat hard or soft? He knows this is a habit and he doesn't know how to change it.

As his own guardian, he is so unmotivated.

She was a little angry.

Bai Yueling took a deep breath, as if she had made up her mind.

Didn't you always want to learn to cultivate immortals? I'll teach you.

Thanks to [Gold and Bugs in the Book] for the reward of 2,000 starting coins, and thanks to [TBking] for the reward of 1,500 starting coins.