Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Cookie dog, can I dress like this?

Fine stockings are not good! There is no one who goes shopping in the city and wears stockings, you should change soon. Jiang Qiao muttered, silk stockings and the like are fine for him to wear at home, how can they be cheaper for others.

What now?

I just had a fever not long ago, so I just forgot? You have to wear scarves, hats, and gloves.

Should we go down the mountain by car or ride a small electric donkey?

Let's take the car, it's too cold for the eDonkey to blow the wind.

Have you brought your ID card? Jiang Qiao asked suddenly when the door was closing.

Oh, forgot.

Go and get it, I'll wait for you here, and a mask, don't forget.

Fairy Bai stomped upstairs again, and after less than a minute, she patted her pocket happily.

It's all here.

Then let's go.

The simple dialogue, the two of them are not like a couple in love, but the daily life of an old couple.

They held hands and walked to the foot of the mountain. After a short wait, the bus to the city arrived. Fairy Bai got on the bus first to find a seat, and Jiang Qiao paid the money behind.

There are so many people, there are no seats. She whispered.

After all, the Chinese New Year is almost here, and more and more people are returning to their hometowns. Everyone has earned money by working outside, so they have to go to the city to buy some New Year's goods or something.

Jiang Qiao walked ahead, pushing his way through the crowd, pulling Fairy Bai into a corner, and spreading his hands to separate the strangers around him.

It was as if the sky was falling, and he carried it first.

At this time, the three inches of land in front of him is the safest haven in adversity.

Seeing it, Fairy Bai blushed and didn't speak, but looked out of the window and fell on his arm separating the crowd.

Don't you usually like to hug her and take advantage of her?

Now such a good opportunity has become serious, and he knows to try not to touch her.

Tch, dish dog, prudish.

After complaining inwardly, Fairy Bai took the initiative to take a small step forward, and the distance between the two of them got closer, almost face to face.

She blushed and gave a redundant explanation: Close to the car door, I'm afraid I'll get my clothes dirty.

Jiang Qiao smiled and said nothing.

The bus stopped and went. Fortunately, it was a bus going into the city. The front door kept getting people, but the back door didn't open.

There were more people in the car, and part of the squeezing force from the front of the car was shared on Jiang Qiao.

Cookie dog, why don't you hug me.

It's okay.

As soon as he finished speaking, the car suddenly made a big start. Everyone fell backwards under the inertia. The pressure on Jiang Qiao's back suddenly increased, but he just pursed his lips tightly and still insisted on guarding the three inches in front of him. .

Originally a ten-minute journey, they had to walk for about fifteen minutes. When they arrived in the city, the two of them got out of the car and breathed in the fresh air before they let out a long breath.

On a bus full of people, the smell is really bad, it smells like everything.

Why didn't you hug me just now? Fairy Bai asked.

Jiang Qiao smiled: With a little more space, I will always feel more comfortable, and if I hug you, all the power of the inertia just now, including me, will be on you.

As the bus went away, Fairy Bai's eyes fell on the river not far away, and her heart was slightly sweet. This dog always pays attention to details in many inexplicable places.

So you'd rather carry it yourself?

Guardian, how can I let my fairy face the harm directly.

She lowered her head and took the initiative to hold Jiang Qiao's hand: Where are we going now?

Go to apply for the card first, then get the vaccine, and change your mobile phone by the way.

Fairy Bai squeezed Jiang Qiao's hand subconsciously, and stopped talking several times.

What's wrong? Jiang Qiao looked at him.

My mobile phone can still be used, so I don't need to change it.

Your current state is equivalent to a different kind of freshman, you should use a new one, and your mobile phone is a backup phone that I have used for four or five years, and it is almost obsolete now.

But……

You want to talk about money?

Fairy Bai nodded. She didn't earn much when she came to this world. Except for the laptop that she won from hitting the balloon, the rest was all spent on Jiang Qiao's money. She felt a little sorry.

We are a couple now, and we are passionately in love. Don't worry about those things. Talking about money will hurt your relationship.

Fairy Bai hesitated and said: But I read the news, many people have to recover the expenses spent on each other after breaking up, just in case... just in case we broke up, so we have to figure it out from the beginning.

Then get married, and you promise to pay off the debt with your body. Jiang Qiao had a smirk on his face.

I...I don't want to have children!

Bai Xianzi blushed and ran away. Jiang Qiao looked at the surprised eyes around him, looked embarrassed, and hurried after her.

How can these private rumors be publicized in the public, it seems that next time she must be punished, such as spanking her buttocks while wearing black?

I think it will work.

Passing by the telecommunications business hall, Jiang Qiao took Bai Xianzi's hand and walked in. After waiting in line for about ten minutes, Bai Xianzi finally got her first mobile phone card as she wished.

A card issued with her own ID.

Why does it look like an ID card? She carefully looked at the card in her hand, and then took out her mobile phone to make gestures, but she couldn't find a place to insert it.

It's so big, how did you get in there?

Jiang Qiao couldn't help laughing: The only thing that works is whether you have seen this small card. This string of numbers is the card number. Only with this on your phone can you make calls and send text messages, including registering various software accounts now. Both require real-name authentication of mobile phone and ID card.”

It's amazing.

Fairy Bai lamented that the development of science and technology in the area of ​​people's livelihood has almost blown Ziwei's star, and any magic tricks of sound transmission for thousands of miles are not as good as making a phone call.

Next, Jiang Qiao took her to the rice flagship store, and spent more than 1,000 yuan to buy the best-selling machine last year.

The phone card was inserted from the back of the buttocks. It was such a small place, but two cards could still be inserted. She also heard Jiang Qiao say some highly integrated terms. Although she couldn't understand it, it seemed quite powerful.

After turning it on successfully, Jiang Qiao didn't teach her how to use the current full screen, but let her fiddle with it by herself anyway. After so long, she's almost half a modern person, so it's not like she still doesn't understand how to use it.

After a while, Jiang Qiao's cell phone rang, and at first glance it was an unfamiliar phone number. Out of the corner of his eye, he couldn't help but glance to the side. Fairy Bai was sneaking with her back turned.

You hit it?

No. She shook her head vigorously, denying it.

Then I hang up.

Hey, don't hang up, pick up quickly.

And said it wasn't you. Jiang Qiao answered the phone with a smile. In fact, he didn't intend to hang up.

As a result, I only heard a familiar voice from the other end of the phone: Vegetable dog!

Then before he could speak, the phone hung up.

Looking at Jiang Qiao's black hair, Fairy Bai smiled from ear to ear. She just liked the way he was helpless when she bullied him.

It's almost 10,000 years old, and it's still so naive.

She immediately took out her ID card and patted it in front of him: Look carefully, how old is it, how old is it? You are obviously older than me, how easy?

...

Jiang Qiao rolled his eyes, ignored her, and lowered his head to save the new number in the address book. While typing notes, Fairy Bai suddenly came over.

What are you doing?

I'll just take a look.

He paused for a moment, and unhurriedly deleted the word Yue Ling that he had just typed, thinking that he dared to trick him when he got off the car just now, so he typed the pinyin laopo, wife, sure, and quickly put it in his pocket inside.

Fairy Bai opened her eyes wide and stared at him: You did it on purpose!

What on purpose? Jiang Qiao asked knowingly.

She was pulled forward by Jiang Qiao, and whispered hesitantly, We're not married yet, I...I'm not.

That's just a remark, and it's not true. For example, you can also change me to a remark like husband. Don't worry, I don't mind at all.

Fairy Bai thought that what she had just remarked to him was the word vegetable dog, and she felt that he was taking advantage of her.

I mind! Change it for me!

If you don't change it, you won't change it! Jiang Qiao lost all face.

I told you to lie to me just now, and I have to change the exclusive ringtone later, so I changed it to, [Hurry up, your wife is calling you].

Hey, with this note the real image.

The two of them fought and went all the way to the largest bank in the universe. After she took out her ID card and filled in some information, she happily mentioned her first bank card in her life.

Although I don't understand why such a small card can store an infinite amount of money, but... she just needs to know how to use it.

You can withdraw money anytime, anywhere, which is more convenient than banks.

I'll be rich from now on?

No, your current account is still empty, but...

Jiang Qiao took the bank card and looked at the numbers on it, then took out his mobile phone and tapped it several times, then said, Now I have money.

After only a few seconds, Fairy Bai's cell phone received a text message from the world's number one line.

[Your savings card with the end number 0036 has an income of RMB 3,000 and a current balance of RMB 3,000]

She was stunned: Is my salary last month?

right.

Jiang Qiao smiled and said, From now on, we will deposit the cash in the piggy bank of Lucky Cat, and the salary will be transferred to your card.

She lowered her head and thought about it for a while, feeling something was wrong.

The two are dating and may get married in the future, so she earns money by working for Jiang Qiao, and the money is only transferred from Jiang Qiao's hands to hers. The total wealth has neither increased nor decreased, but her But he paid for the labor of massaging him every day.

If you think about it this way, it seems... She has lost a lot.

Now that I have an identity, can I find another job to earn money?

Yes, yes, but the job needs to be stable. We're going to travel around soon. How do you find a job? Jiang Qiao asked.

Fairy Bai squeezed the bank card: Is there no job that can make money with a computer? In this case, even if I go on a trip, I can still make money.

She pursed her lips, and continued: I recently read online that in northern Myanmar, you can make money just by making a phone call. It is said that it is tens of thousands a month. Maybe I can contact them.

Northern Myanmar?

Jiang Qiao raised his eyebrows: That's not a good place. They're all criminal gangs. If you go there, you'll get pissed off and you won't be given anesthesia. If a friend introduces you to a job like this, call the police immediately. Remember, it's against the law. Let's not do anything criminal.

oh oh.

Fairy Bai just felt a little regretful, and thought that she could find a job that made money, but it turned out that there really is no such thing as pie in the sky.

There is no rush to make money. You can take your time. I can handle it. Jiang Qiao said with a smile.

In today's society, as long as you find the right way and you are willing to work hard, not to mention getting rich, at least you won't live too badly.

Now, where are you going?

Jiang Qiao glanced at the time, and it was almost lunch time: Go to the hospital, get vaccinated first, and do shopping in the afternoon.

They took a taxi on the side of the road, and the two went straight to the People's Hospital. Jiang Qiao took the time to call the white coat and asked him if he had time to have lunch together.

In the end, the answer to him was: You always go to find money, he has a lot of time, and I am saving lives and healing the wounded, so I don’t have time.

Okay, then I'll ask him later.

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Qiao took Bai Xianzi to the vaccination point with ease. After all, he had already received three injections, and the vaccination process can be said to be very clear.

After submitting the ID card, the doctor checked and filled in some information, and looked up at Fairy Bai with a surprised expression: Have you ever had a beating?

Cough, doctor, my girlfriend's situation is a bit complicated. She had a serious illness before, and the attending doctor said that she would not be vaccinated for the time being, for fear of complications. Isn't her body recovered now, so she came here immediately.

Fairy Bai wanted to laugh seeing Jiang Qiao talking nonsense in a serious manner again, but there was no way to expose him now.

Oh, that's it, okay, go inside, turn right, and the vaccination site at the innermost point is there.

Okay, thank you doctor.

Looking left and right to see if there was no one there, Fairy Bai tugged at the corner of Jiang Qiao's clothes and said in a low voice, Why do you like lying so much?

This is called a white lie. Sometimes it can avoid unnecessary troubles. For example, most people in our city have already received the third phase of vaccination. Now a person with blank vaccination information suddenly appears. Check it carefully. can not say it clearly.

Fairy Bai nodded slightly, but felt that the white lie didn't seem to be explained in this way.

Now there is no longer a long queue for vaccinations like before. There are only two or three people in front, and after a few minutes it is her turn.

Jiang Qiao glanced at the no-entry sign, and gently squeezed her hand: Go in, I'll wait for you outside, and you can do whatever the doctor tells you later, the vaccination doesn't hurt, it's just a A needle here in the arm is like being bitten by a mosquito.

She nodded, went in and sat on the stool.

Jiang Qiao saw that she was taking out her hat, scarf, and coat, smiled lightly, and sat down on the bench outside the corridor. He took out his mobile phone and called Wu Youcai, that bastard.

Hey, Mr. Qian, do you have time to get together at noon today?

...

(Today I’ll write another chapter, supplemented by last week’s and yesterday’s, OvO~)

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