Entertainment: From wedding host to superstar

"You shut up!"

Guo Degang roared angrily at Yue Yunpeng, and then looked at Yu Qian and said, "Qian'er, listen, is this traitor speaking in human language?" My grand crosstalk master,

How can the Deyun Society not be able to fight a young man in his early twenties? "

Yu Qian scratched his head and said with a dry smile: "You are indeed very strong in crosstalk, but that emcee brother is not weak!" I think we should forget it, in case we can't fight that kid, we'll be embarrassed! "

Guo Degang's eyes widened, "Even you think I can't fight that kid?" Qian'er, you have lost your conscience! "

Yu Qian sat down next to Guo Degang, put his arm around his shoulders and said, "I've seen all the videos of that kid on the Internet, he is indeed a talent, I don't have to say this!" Just now he teased each other with you on the Internet..."

Guo Degang interrupted: "Is he ridiculing? He was..."

Yu Qian said helplessly: "Okay, it's not ridicule, it's bickering!" Just now, the two of you were bickering on the Internet, that kid's golden sentences came out frequently, and his thinking was logical,

Definitely not a simple role, he must have a lot of new jokes that have not been poured out.

But when we say crosstalk, we generally turn the old jokes back and forth, which is not as good as the kid's jokes in terms of novelty, so you will feel a little hard and a little unbearable!

You yourself eat by mouth, if you really can't fight others in this regard, you should have an early truce, so that you can save face and keep the signboard of our Deyun Society! “

"Boom!"

Guo Degang slapped the table and said with a face full of disbelief: "I still don't believe it, I'm an ancestor-level crosstalk master, I can't fight a brat whose fetal hair has not receded and the milk smell has not dried?"

I just don't know much how to type, so I look a little weak, if that kid touches me in reality, I can definitely kill him! "

Yue Yunpeng and Yu Qian looked at each other, and their faces were full of helplessness.

Good words are hard to persuade damned ghosts!

Just when Yue Yunpeng and Yu Qian wanted to continue to persuade Guo Degang, Yue Yunpeng's mobile phone suddenly rang.

Yue Yunpeng took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, and found that it was Liu Yifei calling.

He quickly picked up the phone and said, "Hey, fairy sister, are you looking for me?" "

Liu Yifei said with a smile: "It's not a big deal, I just want to ask you, can you leave me some tickets, I want to go to the crosstalk session!" "

Yue Yunpeng didn't say a word, and immediately agreed: "No problem, this is all a trivial matter, I will leave you as many sheets as you want, and I must give the face of the fairy sister!" "

Liu Yifei suddenly said excitedly: "Then I thank you in advance, that special ticket, you just leave me three, I'll bring two friends over!" "

Yue Yunpeng snorted, chatted with Liu Yifei a few more times, and then hung up the phone.

Guo Degang stared at Yue Yunpeng with green bean-sized eyes and said, "What's the situation?" Who do you leave a ticket for? "

Yue Yunpeng said with a smile: "Just now Liu Yifei called me, I want to bring two friends over to listen to our crosstalk session, let me leave her three tickets, I think this is a good thing, so I agreed!" "

Guo Degang's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "This is definitely a good thing, you promised well!"

Big names like Liu Yifei come to see our crosstalk session, it seems that the signboard of our German Sports Club is getting more and more popular! "

"That's a must!"

Yue Yunpeng complimented: "Under the wise leadership of Master, our Deyun Club is indeed thriving, and its development is booming, and it is already the leader of the crosstalk industry!"

Don't talk about Liu Yifei, in the future, those stars in Hollywood will also get us here to listen to crosstalk! "

Yu Qian subconsciously praised: "you, foreigners can understand crosstalk!" “

Yue Yunpeng slapped his thigh and said, "Let them learn Chinese first, if they can't get the Chinese eighth-level certificate, they won't be allowed to enter the door!" "

The two were joking, and Yue Yunpeng's mobile phone ringing again.

This time it was Naza.

As soon as Yue Yunpeng picked up the phone, Nazha couldn't wait to say: "Yue Yue, do you still have tickets for the crosstalk session?" Leave me two! "

Yue Yunpeng didn't think about it, and immediately agreed: "No problem, don't say two, even if you have four, you can keep it." "

Naza hurriedly said: "No need for four, just two, how much money, I will transfer it to you now!" "

Yue Yunpeng said very boldly: "It's just two tickets, what kind of money to talk about, you can come to our Deyun Society's greatest support!" "

Naza hesitated for two seconds and said, "That... Well, thank you, Yue Yue, give you a da! "

"It's all a small matter, just call me before you come, I'll send you the ticket!"

"Uh-huh!"

Naza said yes and hung up.

Before Yue Yunpeng put her phone in her pocket, Yangmi's phone suddenly called, and she also came to ask for a ticket.

This made Yue Yunpeng a little confused.

Why did these big coffees in the circle come to themselves to ask for tickets? What's the situation?

Yue Yunpeng was puzzled, but he was embarrassed to ask Yangmi directly, so he could only promise to leave a ticket for Yangmi first, and then hung up the phone, ready to discuss it with Guo Degang and Yu Qian.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian also did not understand the situation, and the servants discussed for several minutes without any results.

Just as Di Li Reba also called to ask for a ticket, Yue Yunpeng could no longer hold back the doubts in his heart, and opened his mouth to ask Di Li Reba: "Di Li Reba, why do you suddenly want to come to our Deyun Club to listen to crosstalk?" "

Di Li Reba said with a smile: "Why else, of course, for the little brother of the emcee!" "

"Master of Ceremonies?"

Yue Yunpeng was puzzled: "What does our crosstalk special session of the Deyun Club have to do with the emcee brother?" "

Di Lireba smiled badly: "Don't pretend with me, Mr. Guo just interacted with the master of ceremonies on the Internet, he must be planning to open a crosstalk session at your wedding and talk to the master of ceremonies, right?" "

Yue Yunpeng almost spurted out a mouthful of blood.

Nima, what kind of brain hole is this?

The two quarreled on the Internet, and these stars can make up a crosstalk special in their brains!

The key is that these stars still want to go together.

That's.

Yue Yunpeng quickly explained: "Di Lireba, you misunderstood, in fact, my master and master of ceremonies are..."

Halfway through speaking, Yue Yunpeng paused, a thoughtful look on his face.

Now Guo Degang is fighting with the emcee brother, and he is already in the inferior position.

If this matter is not broken, it can still make those netizens and stars think that it is the effect of the show.

But if it is broken, it will be a little too much to lose Guo Degang's face.

In desperation, Yue Yunpeng could only change his words: "My master and the master of ceremonies do have the idea of holding a crosstalk session, but it is still just an idea, not sure!" "

Di Lireba said with a smile: "It's okay, just have an idea, if this crosstalk special is really going to be done, you must leave me a few tickets, I'll take a few little sisters over to take a look, okay?" "

"Okay, if I can, I will definitely inform you in advance!"

Yue Yunpeng had a few perfunctory words with Di Lireba and hung up the phone.

Immediately, he cried and said to Guo Degang: "Master, our side!" "

Guo Degang pouted: "You kid don't talk nonsense, where are you, isn't this round everywhere?" Round belly, round brain! "

Yue Yunpeng rolled his eyes and said, "Master, I'm talking about Internet memes, and 'ours' means that I'm depressed!" "

Guo Degang said abruptly: "That's what it means, so why are you depressed?" “

Yue Yunpeng sighed and said, "Master, do you know why those female stars came to listen to our crosstalk session?" "

Guo Degang spread out his fan and smiled: "Of course, I think our crosstalk is good, it's not me blowing, our Deyun Society's crosstalk..."

Yue Yunpeng interrupted: "Master, the times have changed, no matter how good the crosstalk sounds, it is better to look good!" "

Guo Degang was suddenly stunned: "What do you mean?" "

Yue Yunpeng said a little dejectedly: "Those female stars are all coming for the appearance of the emcee little brother, they think that you and the master of ceremonies are interacting on the Internet, and they are preparing to open a crosstalk session, so they came to me to ask for tickets!" "

"What?"

Guo Degang stood up and said, "How can I have a crosstalk session with that kid?" Can his level be comparable to one thousandth of mine?

Will I give him a cheer at the scene, or will he give me a thumbs up? "

Yue Yunpeng nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, Master, what you said is right, the master of ceremonies said that the level of crosstalk really can't catch up with you!" But now these stars have come to me for tickets because of this, and I don't know what to say! "

"What else can I say? Of course, if you tell the truth, you can tell them directly that it is absolutely impossible for me to have a crosstalk session with the emcee brother, unless he apologizes to me! "

When Guo Degang spoke, his face was full of arrogance, like a gambling child.

Although Guo Degang is also nearly forty years old, his personality is sometimes naïve.

After all, only people with innocence can continuously create happiness for the audience.

Now Guo Degang is making a child's temper, and Yue Yunpeng is not easy to forcibly persuade.

He could only follow and say: "Master, don't worry, I will definitely not invite that emcee brother over, anyway, I am an ordinary comedian, just invite an ordinary emcee!" "

As soon as the words fell, Yue Yunpeng's mobile phone rang again.

This time it was Chen He who called.

Yue Yunpeng knew very well in his heart that this product must also be coming for the emcee brother.

He immediately picked up the phone and said, "Brother He, the master of ceremonies will not come to my wedding, so don't get your hopes up!" "

"What?"

Chen He increased his voice and said, "Brother Emcee is not coming?" I heard that he didn't want to organize a crosstalk special with Mr. Guo at your wedding? Why didn't it come again? "

Yue Yunpeng rolled his eyes and said, "Those are all rumors in the rivers and lakes, do you believe this?" "

Chen He suddenly sighed and said: "Alas, I originally wanted to meet with the master of ceremonies and ask him how to exercise, since he doesn't come, then forget it, I don't have time to attend your wedding!" "

Although this was a joke, Yue Yunpeng was still angry.

He said in a rough voice, "Am I so faceless?" Can't even compare to a newly debuted emcee? You have to come to my wedding, or our brothers won't have to do it!" "

Chen He said helplessly: "Okay, seeing that you are so invited, I will try to adjust the schedule and reluctantly attend your wedding!" "

"You said so, I'll wait for you to come!"

After speaking, Yue Yunpeng hung up the phone.

Immediately, he looked at Guo Degang with a series of grievances and said, "Master, I feel that I am not angry, my face is not as big as that emcee brother!" "

Guo Degang frowned and said: "Nonsense, I have seen the child's face, it is not half as big as you, you work hard and strive to be older than Sun Yue in two years!" "

Yue Yunpeng almost cried when he heard this.

Originally, he was depressed enough, but he was pierced by Guo Degang, and he felt that he was really too bitter.

But before he could complain, Guo Degang continued: "No, I still can't go down this breath in my heart, I have to kill that kid today!" “

After speaking, Guo Degang picked up his mobile phone again and exchanged bars with Xiao Yifan.

......

Time flickered, three days passed, and it was the big day of Yue Yunpeng's wedding.

A lot of guests came to the scene.

Yang Mi, Naza, Liu Yifei and other female stars who had spoken with Yue Yunpeng on the phone before came.

The scene can be said to be a hundred flowers.

Yue Yunpeng seemed very happy on the surface, but in fact, he had been MMP in his heart.

After all, these beautiful young ladies all came for the emcee brother, and he became a foil.

From the protagonist of the wedding to the foil, this matter cannot be put on anyone.

There were also a few people who did not have long brains at the key scene who specifically asked Yue Yunpeng if he had invited the emcee brother over.

Yue Yunpeng's whole person was about to explode.

He felt that if he hadn't invited the master of ceremonies over today, it was estimated that all the guests attending the wedding would be disappointed.

In desperation, Yue Yunpeng ran to the backstage lounge and found Guo Degang.

"Master, I can't stand it a bit, today everyone asked me if the emcee brother is coming, or ... Let's put ... Master of Ceremonies, please come over. “

Yue Yunpeng hesitantly said to Guo Degang.

Guo Degang spread out his fan and said calmly: "Now there are less than two hours before your wedding starts, even if you can invite the master of ceremonies, do you think he can come in time?" "

"This..."

Yue Yunpeng scratched his head and said, "It is estimated that it is a bit hanging, so what should I do, or I will explain it to all the guests now!" "

Guo Degang waved his hand and said, "No need, let me ask you, what is the role of the master?" "

Yue Yunpeng paused for a moment and tentatively replied, "Receiving karma from preaching? "

Guo Degang said with a smile: "This is just one of them, the other is to solve problems for apprentices and shield them from the wind and rain!"

Today is your big day, Master has nothing to send you, just send you a surprise, you now go to the hotel and wait, the surprise should be coming soon! "