Entertainment: From wedding host to superstar

All the apprentices nodded in unison and said, "Understood, thank you Master for teaching!" "

"Understood, let's disperse!"

Guo Degang waved his hand to disperse the apprentice and lay down on the recliner to rest.

......

Although Yue Yunpeng had decided not to invite Xiao Yifan over, because he had previously announced his wedding date on the Internet, many netizens took the initiative to @ him and asked if he had invited the strongest emcee for his wedding.

Originally, Yue Yunpeng didn't want to answer.

But @ his netizens are too many.

He sent hundreds of thousands more private messages on Weibo.

This made Yue Yunpeng unable to avoid it.

After some thought, he posted a Weibo in response to these netizens.

"Thank you for your concern about my wedding, about whether I will invite the emcee little brother at the wedding, I am here to officially respond, it's not that I don't want to invite, it's really that the master has training, I can't ask the emcee little brother!"

After all, the little brother of the emcee is so talented on the stage, if he comes to preside over my wedding, it is estimated that he can steal all the limelight of our Deyun Club! "

......

As soon as this Weibo came out, netizens exploded instantly.

"I really didn't expect that there was such a thing, Teacher Guo is too unkind, is Deyun Society so afraid that others will steal the limelight?"

"According to Teacher Guo's idea, in the future, the Deyun Club will play by itself, don't invite outsiders to the platform!"

"I finally had a chance to see the little brother of the emcee on the spot, but I was strangled by Teacher Guo, I really want to cry!"

"As an old fan of the Deyun Society, I have already cried, and the Deyun Society's performance in this wave is too intimidating!"

In addition to venting their depression under Yue Yunpeng's Weibo, netizens also specially twisted into a rope and ran to Guo Degang's Weibo to ask for explanations.

For a while, Guo Degang's latest Weibo had tens of thousands of more messages, basically asking Guo Degang why he didn't let Yue Yunpeng invite the strongest emcee.

The staff responsible for managing Guo Degang's Weibo couldn't hold back, and quickly told Guo Degang about it, and by the way, he also showed Guo Degang the content of Yue Yunpeng's Weibo.

At that time, Guo Degang almost exploded.

This apprentice of his own is also too sincere, and he will go out of his pocket.

Originally, Guo Degang just wanted to protect the face of the Deyun Society, but now he was so engaged by Yue Yunpeng, not to mention face, Lizi couldn't save it.

In desperation, Guo Degang could only post on Weibo and said: "Who said that my Deyun Club is afraid of the emcee's little brother?" I was just joking with my apprentice, but I didn't expect it to make you food and clothing parents misunderstand.

Now I solemnly say a word to the emcee brother: crosstalk big stage, if you are brave enough, you will come, I don't believe that my old Guo can't suppress you! "

In less than an hour of this Weibo, the number of comments and retweets exceeded hundreds of thousands.

"Teacher Guo is tough, I like you like this, please be sure to invite the emcee's little brother to the scene of the Deyun Club!"

"Teacher Guo, is this going to fight with the emcee's little brother? It's so exciting, Mr. Guo, you must not break your word! "

"I'm sorry, Teacher Guo, I blamed you wrong, you are really brave, please keep it up!"

......

If Xiao Yifan is a new star of traffic, then Guo Degang is a traffic veteran.

Now Guo Degang sent a letter of war to Xiao Yifan, and the heat rose at once.

The top three of Weibo's hot search list were directly occupied by related topics.

#Guo Degang openly provoked the master of ceremonies#

#Deyun Society carries the handle to fight with the emcee Xiaoke#

#老郭怒怼司仪小哥抢饭碗, to fight the top of Mount Hua#

......

Guo Degang himself was very happy when he saw this effect.

He can now be regarded as having re-established the face of the Deyun Society, and the next step is to overwhelm Xiao Yifan on the stage and keep this face.

At present, these disciples of the Deyun Society, basically no one is Xiao Yifan's opponent, and Guo Degang can only end up in person.

Although this is a bit of a bully feeling, for the sake of the face of the Deyun Society, Guo Degang can't care a lot.

The war book has been issued, and now it is only waiting for Xiao Yifan to fight.

However, an hour passed, and Xiao Yifan's Weibo still did not move.

This made those netizens who were waiting to see the excitement a little uncomfortable.

They have @Xiao Yifan on Weibo.

"Little brother, Teacher Guo Degang wants to challenge you, you hurry up and fight."

"Little brother, don't be afraid, I believe you will definitely win, don't be intimidated, and fight with Teacher Guo to the end."

"Little brother, win or lose, you are my idol, you should fight quickly!"

......

Netizens are urging Xiao Yifan to fight.

But Xiao Yifan himself was still lying on the sofa, leisurely watching TV, and did not look at his mobile phone at all.

Making salted fish is too comfortable, Xiao Yifan has a feeling that he can't stop.

However, his salted fish state was finally broken because Yangmi called him.

As soon as Xiao Yifan picked up the phone, Yang Mi couldn't wait to say: "Teacher Guo Degang gave you a battle book on Weibo, do you know?" "

"Huh?"

Xiao Yifan said a little confused: "I don't know, what's the situation?" "

Yang Mi was surprised: "No, you don't know such a big thing?" Don't you have internet access? "

Xiao Yifan said very frankly: "I have been resting at home, not looking at my mobile phone, nor surfing the Internet!" "

Yang Mi said abruptly: "No wonder, now the Internet is noisy, many fans are persuading you to fight, what do you think?" "

Xiao Yifan said helplessly: "What can I think, I don't even know the cause of the matter, Sister Mi, if you want to know the situation, tell me about it first." "

Yang Mi immediately explained the cause of the matter to Xiao Yifan completely.

Then she asked expectantly: "Now that you know the situation, how do you plan to deal with it?" I think if you and Teacher Guo play against each other, you won't necessarily lose..."

Xiao Yifan smiled and said, "Sister Honey, you can't wait to see the excitement, right?" "

Yang Mi said with slight embarrassment: "I do have this idea, but it doesn't matter!"

The important thing is that if you can defeat Teacher Guo, it will definitely help your fame improvement, and you can even become a second-tier star! "

Xiao Yifan shrugged his shoulders and said, "Frankly speaking, my desire to become a second-tier star is not very strong, I know how to deal with this matter, Sister Honey, you can see." "

"Okay, then I'll wait to see your performance, come on, brother Yifan!"

After speaking, Yangmi hung up the phone.

Xiao Yifan sat on the sofa and pondered for a few minutes, then got up and went to the study, turned on the computer, and logged in to Weibo.

"Ding-ding-ding..."

The prompt tone of Weibo's private messages sounded one after another, as if the air defense alarm had been triggered.

Xiao Yifan directly turned off his voice, and then posted a Weibo @ Guo Degang: "Teacher Guo, are you sure you want to fight with me?" "

Guo Degang has been paying attention to Weibo dynamics.

After he saw Xiao Yifan's reply, he was immediately happy.

The young man is quite rampant, and he actually dares to fight with him in the field of crosstalk.

That's a narrow path.

Guo Degang immediately @ Xiao Yifan said: "Listening to Mr. Xiao's tone, it seems that he is very confident in his crosstalk skills, do you think I can't fight you?" "

Xiao Yifan replied: "I do have some confidence in my crosstalk skills, as for whether I can fight you, I can only say, Ganluo twelve worship the phase, Kong Rong is four years old to let the pear, the back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave!" "

When Guo Degang saw this news, he almost crooked his nose.

He immediately replied: "Young man, don't take youth seriously, what is young?" Who hasn't been young, but have you ever been old?

Don't compare your twenty-year-old wit, compared to my forty-year-old humor, you can only amuse a small number of young people, but I can entertain the public, we are not on the same level,"

Xiao Yifan: "Teacher Guo, we are really not on the same level, I still have a college diploma, my appearance is not bad, and my intelligence is above average."

But what about you, you don't have a diploma and learn people with ugly parents, you are not smart and learn people bald, you can lead Deyun Club to become the leader of the crosstalk industry, I can only say that your luck is really good! "

That's a bit of a cruelty.

Guo Degang was directly buzzed by the angry brain.

For the first time since the growth of the German Movement Society, he was scolded like this, which was simply too much.

Guo Degang gritted his teeth and replied to Xiao Yifan: "Young man, if the grenade is six for one dollar, I will throw you a hundred yuan first,

If the law doesn't care, I'll beat you to death now, do you talk like that? I'm also a senior in the crosstalk world! "

Xiao Yifan replied very calmly: "Teacher Guo, the crosstalk world pays attention to 'there is no size on stage, rules are set offstage', you use seniority to pressure me, this is not what a crosstalk master should do!" "

Guo Degang was also fainted by anger for a while, so he broke the rules.

After posting that Weibo, he himself regretted it a little.

But when Xiao Yifan said this, the regret in Guo Degang's heart was gone, and all that remained was anger.

He replied hatefully: "Young man, we are not on the crosstalk stage now, this size must be scored, and the rules must be established..."

Halfway through the words, Guo Degang suddenly stopped, and his face became extremely ugly.

He suddenly found that he seemed to be a little unable to fight Xiao Yifan.

However, he will definitely not subconsciously use "rules" twice to pressure people.

As a crosstalk master, using "rules" to speak in the process of fighting with people is a bit of a nonsense.

If he was seen by insiders, they would definitely laugh at him.

Thinking of this, Guo Degang immediately deleted the line of words he had just typed, and retyped and wrote: "Young man, your scaring kung fu is really strong, I am particularly curious, what kind of breed are you?" How can it be so fierce? "

This is a bit advanced, and it is said that Xiao Yifan is a dog.

It's a pity that Xiao Yifan read more of this kind of joke on the Internet in his last life, and his heart did not fluctuate at all.

He replied very calmly: "Teacher Guo, my breed should only be in the sky, it is rare to see it several times in the world, it can be bright and bright, and it can be big and small,

Can rise and hide, spring equinox and ascend to the sky, autumn equinox and diving into the abyss, idle into clouds, busy rain obscurity!

Like Mr. Guo, you are rolling in the mud, gouging on the side of the long trough, eating the varieties that I woke up to eat, and think that I am fierce and normal, after all, there are too many differences in rank! “

This wave of Xiao Yifan was even more ruthless, directly describing Guo Degang as a fat pig.

Guo Degang was so angry that he burned all five inside, and he couldn't wait to strangle Xiao Yifan along the network cable.

But those netizens who watch the excitement are extremely happy.

On weekdays, Guo Degang leaves others speechless, and he can't wait to kill himself on the spot.

Now there is finally a player who almost stunned Guo Degang to autism, and it is strange that netizens are unhappy.

The only people who are not very happy are probably those from the Deyun Society.

Especially Yue Yunpeng.

He saw that his master and Xiao Yifan were fighting with each other, and he actually had a feeling of falling into the wind, and he felt guilty to death.

If he hadn't mentioned Xiao Yifan, Guo Degang wouldn't have gotten involved with Xiao Yifan.

Yue Yunpeng specifically found Guo Degang's luxurious office, and said to Guo Degang very sincerely: "Master, or forget it, I won't find that emcee brother to come over, just find another one..."

Before he finished speaking, Guo Degang said angrily: "What do you mean by this? How to forget it? You kid doesn't really think I can't fight that emcee brother, right? "

Yue Yunpeng said with a bitter face: "Isn't it obvious enough, Master, your scaring words are completely inferior by a level compared to the scaring words of the emcee brother!" "

"You fart!"

Guo Degang slapped the table and shouted: "When I talk about crosstalk, that kid is still wearing open pants, do you think I'm worse than him?" What the hell do you think?

Do you still treat me as a master? That's obviously the master of ceremonies, the little brother is a level worse than me! "

Yue Yunpeng said very aggrievedly: "I have always regarded you as my dearest master, but this time master, you have indeed encountered an opponent,

That master of ceremonies is too strong, that little word set by set, Master you can hold out until now is very powerful, I think you can make a truce! "

I have to say that Yue Yunpeng's lowly appearance is innate.

Even if he doesn't deliberately perform, the words he says casually are enough to make people beat him up.

For example, Guo Degang now very much wants to burst Yue Yunpeng's dog's head.

"Little bunny, you get out of here for me, immediately, immediately!"

Guo Degang pointed out the door and gritted his teeth and said to Yue Yunpeng.

Yue Yunpeng was stunned for a while, and he didn't know where he was wrong.

At this time, Yu Qian just pushed the door and walked in, he saw Guo Degang's angry look and Yue Yunpeng's confused look, and suddenly wondered: "What's wrong with you two?" Yue Yue, have you made your master angry again? "

"Nope!"

Yue Yunpeng said rather aggrieved: "I just feel that Master is fighting with the master of ceremonies, and I can't bear it a little, so I persuade Master to make a truce, and then Master will..."

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