Drinking Tea At The Police Station Every Day, Do You Call This A Side Job?

"Autumn knife sack! Pause!"

The female ghost immediately knelt down and screamed in pain:

"Celestial Master! Celestial Master! Don't kill me! I was wrong! It's the little kid who can't see the mountains! I've offended the Celestial Master!"

Lin Feng was stunned when he heard the female ghost's words.

"Celestial Master? I am not a Celestial Master. Are you mistaken?"

"Impossible! I can see clearly, that piece of jade on your chest! It's the Yangping Zhidu Gong Seal! It can only be worn by a heavenly master."

"And your mahogany sword, it was made from the heart of mahogany struck by lightning for hundreds of years! Only a heavenly master can use it, so why don't you have no master? Don't even think about fooling me.

"You have such a method, but you have been teasing me from the beginning to the end? Do you want to bully the ghost like this?"

The female ghost covered her chest, collapsed on the ground, and said pitifully and angrily.

Lin Feng:

Three girls:

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This female ghost is so miserable now.

His whole body was almost transparent.

It looked like it had been turned a hundred times.

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene.

They were all shocked and kept sending comments.

"F*ck! It's really fake. My faith has collapsed! Buddhism, God, and God are all fake!"

"Buddhism is a horse-riding thing. The labor and management just spent 200,000 yuan to buy an amulet yesterday! What a waste!"

"Indeed, the appearance of Buddhist eating is so ugly, it really fits the saying: There are people in the Yuan Dynasty who are crossing the Buddha's path!"

"Look, it's still my Taoist dick "one, two, three". With one sword, this female ghost will be destroyed!"

"Go to Buddhism! Tuzi will convert to Taoism tomorrow! Even dogs don't believe in Buddhism!"

"I just watched it with my mother. My mother used to be very addicted to Buddhism, but now she believes in it!"

"Damn it! Suddenly I remembered that the dog turned out to be the Heavenly Master? The one who stepped on the horse! He turned out to be the Heavenly Master!"

"I'm sorry, when Gouzi took it out before, I thought it was a prop he bought? This is a real guy!"

"Gouzi, you still hid it too deeply! Instead of being a good heavenly master, you ran down the mountain and became a star? What do you think?"

Lin Feng looked at the barrage and curled his lips.

God steps on the horse and the Heavenly Master comes down from the mountain to become a star!

But seeing the miserable appearance of the female ghost, I felt secretly happy.

Being a star has never been so exciting.

But thinking about how the other party had given me ten moves just now, I felt a little uncomfortable.

Thinking of this, Lin Feng said proudly: "Let's do it! How about I give you ten moves?"

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What a bully!

If I hadn’t been seriously injured by you now, I would have sucked you into a cudgel!!

"No, no, no, Heavenly Master, you are so powerful, I can't even take a single move!"

"I surrender! According to the rules of the martial arts world! If you surrender, you will lose half the battle. You can't kill me!"

The female ghost said flatteringly.

"It's okay if I don't kill you!"

"I told you a long time ago, I have someone in the underworld! You still think I lied to you! You still want to kill us?"

"Tell me, why do you want to kill someone? If you dare to tell lies, I will kill you with my peach wood sword!"

"Really! If I tell you, you won't kill me? You swear!"

"Huh? You still dare to bargain? How about I stop swearing?"

"If you don't swear, I'll jump up and slap your back!"

Lin Feng chuckled.

The three girls and the water friends in the live broadcast room were all amused.

This female ghost is really a clever little ghost! She kneels so fast!

The dog is too petty. Sister Rengui asked you to take ten moves. How about you beat him half to death and then let him take one move? Bai Mena!

Why do I feel like my dog ​​has a domineering air about me?

God, if you surrender, you will lose half of it! Gouzi will kill him with a mahogany sword!

Why do you think this female ghost is a little cute now? Brothers, am I normal?

Do dog anchors accept disciples? I have a special sense of justice, and I just like to fuck ghosts!

Upstairs, are you serious? Do you think I can't see your little thoughts? Add me!

The female ghost thought for a while, sighed and said slowly:

"Tianshi, my name is Zhou Shuyi! I used to be an anchor, but then I fell in love with a person, his name is Butt King! He is a star in the entertainment industry, but he was banned!"

"In order to be with him, I offended all the friends in the live broadcast room. In the end, he secretly went to have an affair with a female star named Li Xiaolu and took pictures. I found out, and then he killed me. The body It’s sealed within the walls of this villa.”

"After that, I became a ghost. I wanted to seek revenge from him, but before I could take revenge, he found someone to seal me here, so that I can't go anywhere now! Do you think I'm miserable? ! Later, several waves of people came here to crack down on counterfeiting, and they were all frightened crazy by me. Now they are all in the mental hospital."

"Tianshi, I have never killed anyone. Believe me! I can't go anywhere. I saw you guys here and playing cards. I got addicted to cards for a while, so I showed up."

Hear the female ghost's answer.

Lin Feng nodded, somewhat sympathetic to it.

Yang Mi and the three girls also looked at it sympathetically.

Even the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help hearing it.

"Fuck! This butt king is a beast! Catch him and shoot him!"

"Captain Zhao! Call Captain Zhao, it's a big case! Go and arrest that beast! The young lady is so pitiful!"

"It's so cruel. After killing someone, you still have to seal the body in the wall. It's so cruel!"

"I know this butt king. He sang and mocked dead people before, so I knew he was a beast!"

"It's true, and what's more, this beast also sings to instigate young people to take drugs! That's why he was banned!"

"Captain Zhao: I have seen the whole process. The arrest warrant has just been issued and we are urgently arresting the Butt King! Everyone, calm down!"

"Captain Zhao is still very fast! This is a good policeman who serves the people! Thumbs up!"

"Gouzi, this female ghost is so pitiful, please don't kill her!"

Watch the barrage in the live broadcast room.

Lin Feng couldn't bear to kill it either.

"Okay! I won't kill you anymore. The police already know about you and will avenge you!"

"Thank you, Heavenly Master, for redressing my injustice. Thank you, Heavenly Master, for not killing me."

Right now.

All the black energy on the female ghost's body dissipated, and she returned to her original appearance.

She looks like a real beauty.

"Um, do you want to be reincarnated?"

Hearing Lin Feng's words, he was stunned.

"I want to go, but I'm blocked here and can't get out!"

At this time.

Yang Mi's three daughters also came over.

Yang Mi pulled Lin Feng's clothes and said softly:

"Lin Feng, if you can help him, please help him. He is too pitiful."

"Yes, yes, Xiao Linzi, just help him!" Reba also said.

Zhao Xiaochen also nodded when he heard this.

"Okay, I'll send you to be reincarnated! Be a good person in your next life and don't look for trouble!"

Hearing Lin Feng's words, the female ghost's body trembled and she said repeatedly:

"Thank you Heavenly Master! No matter if it works or not, I will thank you!"

"Okay, let me prepare some tools."

After saying that, Lin Feng took out the accessory tool for the incomplete chapter on the Transcendence of Taoism from the system space.

Suddenly a red talisman and a set of purple robes appeared in the bag.

Put on Taoist robes and pure Yang scarf.

Then he came to the female ghost.

The three girls and the water friends in the live broadcast room saw Lin Feng's outfit.

Their eyes lit up.

Don't tell me, this dog looks a bit like an immortal in a Taoist robe!

Indeed, but why is his Taoist robe purple? I think other Taoist priests are not all yellow?

The idiot upstairs has no idea at first glance. Only the highest-ranking Taoist priests can wear purple robes. Do you understand?

Damn it! Real or fake! Is the dog so awesome?

What was said above is correct, only those wearing purple can be called Heavenly Masters!

It’s the entertainment industry that doesn’t deserve it! The entertainment industry has delayed the dog!

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Lin Feng walked up to the female ghost...

Throw the red talisman in your hand into the sky.

I saw the talisman floating above the female ghost's head without falling.

Then, Lin Feng stepped on the seven-star step.

Pinch it with your fingers and mutter something in your mouth:

"The Supreme Lord's decree, transcend your lonely soul, all ghosts and ghosts, and live in grace!"

"He who has a head will surpass him, he who has no head will rise, he will kill with a spear and a knife, he will dive and hang on a rope!"

“I’m here to save you all, I’m going to be reborn in a hurry, I’m going to save you all, I’m going to be reborn in a hurry!”

"Tai Shang Laojun, you are as urgent as the law! Imperial Order!!"

With the last step of his foot, he stretched his fingers forward and pointed at the female ghost.

Everyone saw that the red talisman originally suspended above the female ghost's head was instantly ignited.

A dark door slowly opened behind the female ghost.

Everyone present was shocked.

The three girls, Yang Mi, were full of admiration and surprise.

Friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene.

He kept sending barrages in the live broadcast room, and the barrages came like a storm.

"Damn it! I really learned a lot today! The dog has such skills! That's awesome!!!"

"Damn it, there really is Taoism and magic in this world! It's so awesome!!"

"Oh my god! I'm kneeling with my mother right now to watch the live broadcast. It's so powerful!"

"Well... from now on, I don't think anyone will dare to say that our Taoist spells are fake!"

"I, the leader of Maoshan, pay your respects to Master Lin!"

"I, the headmaster of Zaoge Mountain, would like to meet Tianshi Lin! Master Lin, please come and sit in our Zaoge Mountain when you have time!"

"I, the headmaster of Longhu Mountain, have met Tianshi Lin! I hope Tianshi can come to our Longhu Mountain to discuss Taoism when he is free!"

Lin Feng wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Okay, you can be reincarnated as soon as you go in!"

The female ghost thanked her and was about to enter the ghost gate.

Right now.

A rough voice came from the door.

"Damn! I'm taking a shit, who stepped on the horse and opened the hell gate? I almost squeezed it, come out and let me take a look!"

I saw a man wearing a black hat and writing for peace in the world, wearing a black robe, with a long tongue sticking out of his mouth, and holding a black iron chain, walking out.

Damn it!

Black and impermanent?

real or fake?

Everyone present was shocked again.

Everyone's eyes widened.

"Who opened the ghost gate, stand up and let me take a look at 3.6?" Bai Wuchang asked again.

The person who came here is not kind!

no solution anymore!

Keep using my trick of cheating!

Lin Feng bravely stepped forward and said, "It's me, Lao Hei, don't you recognize me?"

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Hearing Lin Feng's words, Hei Wuchang glanced at Lin Feng.

Who is this guy?

But why does it look like he does look familiar?

Hey, maybe I drank too much today.

My mind is a little confused.

Look at this boy wearing a purple Taoist robe. I am familiar with the piece of jade on his chest. It is indeed the seal of the Celestial Master.

It seems that this boy is a genuine purple-clothed heavenly master in the underworld!

Then he definitely can't lie to me.

Unless he is no longer a human being and is shameless.

Well... then let's pretend we know him!

After all, he is the biggest in this world!

Anyway, it looks familiar, so don’t offend him!

What if I don't give him face and he beats me up?

Think of this.

Hei Wuchang smiled and said:

"Oh, I misunderstood! It turns out to be you, Brother Dao! You haven't gone down to see me for a drink in a long time! Our feelings have faded, haven't we?"

Lin Feng:???

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no!

Good guy!

Why, you really have someone in the underworld!

Co-author, you didn’t lie to us!!