Drinking Tea At The Police Station Every Day, Do You Call This A Side Job?
Chapter 157 What? Do You Want To Play Poker With A Female Ghost?
The female ghost was confused when she heard Lin Feng's words.
He blinked his pupil-less eyes.
Playing poker?
Is it the shameful thing I thought?
It’s really embarrassing!
I've been dead for a few years, but I didn't expect that there would be someone alive who would want to do such a shameful thing to me.
But seeing Lin Feng so handsome.
Suddenly I felt my heartbeat.
It’s not a bad idea to play poker with such a handsome guy!
See if he is living well, if he is living well.
After we finish playing poker, I will kill him and let him stay with me!
Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a little shy.
Right now.
Lin Feng took the female ghost's hand and sat on the bed.
Then the shuffling begins.
"Miss, can you play poker? Do you know the rules?
Ah? This kind of poker?
The female ghost was dumbfounded and was ready to take off her clothes.
Are you telling me now that you are playing this kind of poker?
Are you kidding me?
And asked me if I could play?
Before I died, I was a provincial landlord champion!
And what kind of games did I never play before I was alive?
I don’t know why, but I suddenly feel itchy and want to hit it a few times!
After all, being a ghost is so boring!
Besides, who in the right mind would dare to play poker with it?
Lin Feng looked at the three women again and asked:
"Which one of you will fight the landlord?"
The three women shook their heads like a rattle.
They all refused!
The female ghost's eyes widened, her murderous intent revealed.
He just looked at the three women without saying a word.
It's like saying: "Hurry up and have fun with me, or I'll kill you!"
The three women suddenly swallowed.
The three women looked at each other.
Finally, Yang Mi said tremblingly:
"Okay...come on! I'll...play with...you guys!"
"Call the landlord!"
"Robbing the landowner!"
"I'll grab it!"
"You don't want to steal it! I am the captain and I have the final say!"
"Not even the captain, I am the boss and I have the final say!"
"Boss can't do it either, I'm a female ghost and I have the final say!"
"Okay then! You are a female ghost and you have the final say!"
"Okay then! You are a female ghost and you have the final say!"
Female ghost: "One three!"
Lin Feng: "Wang Zha!"
Yang Mi: "She's a three? Are you the king?"
"What's wrong? I just want to blow him up?"
"Huh? You dare to blow me up?"
"Okay, you are awesome, I won't explode!"
"Pass!"
"A four!"
"King Zha!"
"Huh? Are you still coming?"
Reba:
Zhao Xiaochen:……
Studio︰………
The dog anchor is really a show!
Even if I don’t agree with you, I will obey you, you dog!
What's wrong with you? If you don't accept it, kill me?
I can’t stop laughing!
These two people fighting against the landlord are really hilarious!
【Ding Dong! Ding Dong!】
The big clock in the living room rang suddenly.
It's twelve o'clock sharp.
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting mastery of the incomplete skills of Dao Sect!]
[Note: Related props have been stored in the system space. 】
Hear this voice in your head.
Lin Feng was very excited.
Tongzi, you finally have a reliable skill!
Too damn timely!
It’s like saving my dog’s life!
Wait until relevant information appears in your mind.
Lin Feng's eyes widened and everyone was dumbfounded.
He-tui! I take back what I said before.
Tongzi, you are still as unreliable as ever!
The chapter on salvation of incomplete Taoist techniques.
Good guy!
Tongzi, are you too stupid?
What does it mean to give an incomplete skill?
Is this reasonable???
I thought it was flames in the left hand and thunder in the right hand.
The yellow talisman flicked, the spell was recited, and then Xiaowei put her head in her arms and cried, where is her father's seed?
That’s all co-authoring?
You can only transcend ghosts??
It’s hard to say whether they will allow me to be saved or not?
Wouldn't it be better if you gave me the skills to fight ghosts?
I thought I would be the master soon!
Co-authored Now I am still a younger brother!
Frustrated!
There is no way, no one dares to anger Sister Ghost.
It’s really fatal!
The female ghost kept checking cards there.
Lin Feng and Yang Mi didn't dare to stop him at all.
The bombs can only be opened and fired with tears in their eyes!
This then led to the female ghost's twelve consecutive victories.
I have been playing poker for so long and it has never been so difficult!
I even almost won a few games!
It was so boring to hit and hit.
Lin Feng took out another bag of chocolates from his bag.
Start stuffing it into your mouth.
The ghost sister on the side swallowed her saliva when she saw this scene.
Lin Feng tentatively asked: "Would you like some?"
Yang Mi's three daughters were shocked.
They remembered what Lin Feng said.
Chocolate can fight ghosts.
They all looked at the female ghost.
I saw Sister Ghost wave her hand, and a piece of chocolate flew into her hand.
After observing it carefully, I stuffed it into my mouth.
"Bataaaaah!"
“It tastes good, please order some more!”
The whole audience was immediately stunned.
Yang Mi tugged on Lin Feng's clothes.
"Didn't you say that chocolate can fight ghosts? Why is it useless at all?"
"Are you going to eat it up with chocolate now?"
The children looked over curiously.
"Uh...I saw it in a movie, I thought it was useful!"
Yang Mi:…………
Reba:…………
Zhao Xiaochen:……
Studio:
:???
I learned it from the movie God on Horses!
Can you be more reliable?
I said you were so kind and took out the chocolate!
You kid has always wanted to kill me!
After hearing the conversation between several people, the female ghost immediately understood.
It turns out that this guy was just trying to kill himself.
I immediately became angry.
With one swoop, he rushed towards Lin Feng, trying to strangle him to death.
"Ouch!" said.
"What did you stab me with? So hard?"
I heard the female ghost’s question.
Lin Feng pushed the female ghost away and subconsciously replied: "It's nothing, just a big stick! What's wrong?"
Female ghost:???
Big stick?
Are you asking me what's wrong?
I know you want to kill me, because I want to kill you too.
But what do you mean when you take out a big stick and stab me now?
The three girls, Yang Mi, were immediately dumbfounded.
The fans in the live broadcast room were also dumbfounded.
They all looked at Lin Feng in shock.
I saw the scrutinizing expressions of the women.
Lin Feng scratched his head and pulled out an electric baton from his waist.
"Look, isn't this a big stick?"
Lin Feng said with an aggrieved look.
God damn big stick.
An electric baton is just an electric baton, and it’s a big stick!
As Lin Feng spoke, he picked up the electric baton, turned on the switch, and poked the female ghost.
"Zi la! Zhi la!" sounded.
A burst of electricity kept surging on the female ghost's body.
"Oh! yes! Don't stop...Jamaica is buying down!!"
The female ghost made a moving voice.
There was a happy expression on his whole face.
Seeing the female ghost's expression, Lin Feng frowned.
That’s not right!
Didn’t it say that ghosts are afraid of electricity?
Why does he look so happy?
Could it be that the battery is too low?
He took off the electric baton from the female ghost and looked at it carefully.
Now I am driving the comfortable gear, and there is also the non-slow cool gear.
He directly adjusted it to the extreme state and thrust the electric baton at the female ghost.
"Zi la la!"
The current appears to be significantly greater.
I saw the female ghost's body trembling.
After a long while, a puff of black smoke came out of his mouth.
"It's cool! It's so cool. Don't be happy when I did a full set of horse-killing chickens in Wandong before my death."
"Go on, let me feel good for a while longer! Don't stop!"
This scene made everyone frown!
...Please give me flowers...
Why does this female ghost feel like she's shaking her pussy?
You don’t respect your career as a female ghost at all!
Right now.
"Zi la la! snap!"
The electric baton is out of power.
This time it really became a big stick.
The female ghost recovered from her comfort.
Staring at Lin Feng with murderous intent.
"Jie Jie Jie! What else is there to stop me now?"
Just when he was about to pounce again.
Just listen to Lin Feng yell: "Qiu Dao sack! Pause!"
Then he took out his phone and started Baidu.
Question: Guys, you have just succeeded in scaring the female ghost, but what should you do if he still wants to kill me?
Answer: Isn’t this simple? If I still want to kill you, it must be because you haven’t deceived me enough! Keep deceiving me!
Answer: I'm sorry, you won't really encounter a ghost, right? I'll teach you a trick, run away!
Answer: How about, sir, you try to influence it with love? Maybe... maybe... maybe it won't kill you, maybe?
Answer: Go to hell with Zhi Rui upstairs. Don’t be afraid of ghosts. The more afraid you are of ghosts, the more excited they will be. Fight him! Blast him!
Lin Feng scratched his head after seeing the response from the Sha Diao netizen.
Continue to scare it?
He glanced at the female ghost.
It seems that it doesn't like this anymore.
Deception doesn't seem to work either.
Influence it with love? Forget it!
...0
Just with him?
Hmm! Not bad! Just what I want!
Just follow him!
As soon as he turned around, he saw the female ghost beside him, staring at the screen of his mobile phone.
"Fooling? Keep fooling?"
"What? You want to have sex with me now?"
"Let's do this. I'll make it clear to you. I'll give you ten moves! Come on, show me!"
"You're right! No cheating!"
As he said this, Lin Feng went to the tool bag to look for tools.
When the three women saw this, they also grabbed Lin Feng's clothes tightly.
He looked at Lin Feng nervously, hoping that he could create a miracle.
"Xiao Linzi, are we going to die?" Reba said with a smile.
"Lin Feng, we are not married yet! I am not willing to accept it!" Zhao Xiaochen said.
"Lin Feng, I believe you, just let it go! The worst we can do is die together and become a ghost couple!" Yang Mi said bitterly.
Even the water friends in the live broadcast room looked indignant!
Lin Feng:……
Lin Feng took out a yellow talisman from his tool bag.
He slapped the female ghost on the forehead.
The female ghost didn't hide away, and just let him slap her on the forehead.
Then the yellow talisman cracked and shattered all over the ground.
"Hey! Why are you okay?"
"That's not right, this was sold to me by a Buddhist monk at a high price of 50,000 yuan. He said it works with every trial! Mad liar!"
"One move!"
"You wait!"
Then Lin Feng took out a Guanyin statue from his bag and pointed it at the female ghost's face.
"Crack!" a sound.
The Guanyin statue was shattered to pieces.
"Damn it! That old Buddhist abbot is a liar! Just wait any longer!"
"Two moves!"
Next, Lin Feng took out the God's Cross, the Western Holy Water, and Asan's Monkey God statue from his bag...
Without exception, all were scrapped.
"Jie Jie Jie! There is one last move!"
The three girls of Yang Mi will be in despair!
The water friends in the live broadcast room are almost desperate!
At this time, Lin Feng suddenly remembered that the jade pendant and peach wood sword that came with the skill he had drawn before in his system was still there.
Give it a try, try it and it will change your world!
A dead horse becomes a living horse doctor!
So, in full view of everyone, he took out a jade pendant and put it on his neck. He held a peach wood sword and stabbed the female ghost.
The next second.
Just listen to "Ouch, ouch, ouch! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"
I saw a lot of black smoke coming out of the female ghost.
My whole body was twitching, and I kept crying out in pain.
Lin Feng saw that it was effective.
I just want to take advantage of the victory and pursue it.
With one go, the world has reached its peak!
He immediately drew back his mahogany sword and wanted to continue stabbing.
"...".
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