Dream Master of Realms

...Ro mah ro-mah-mah, Gaga ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance, I want your ugly, I want your disease, I want your everything...Romance, romance, gaga ooh -La-la, give me bad romance, I want you to be ugly, I want you to be sick, I want everything about you...

The sun shone in the bathroom, and a row of white coffins were opened. King Dhritarashtra crawled out of the coffin marked Monster, and danced a strange zombie dance with a group of companions wearing white tights and covering their eyes...

The waist twists and turns, the curve is obvious...

A group of supermodels came, pulled Dhritarashtra out of the bathtub, pinched his cheeks, poured wine on him, and tore off his clothes...

A group of weirdly dressed men played by Erbasu sat across from each other, looking at everything indifferently, as if they were selecting goods...

In the end, only a simple set of jewel-encrusted clothes was left on King Dhritarashtra's body, and the dancers danced seductively...

then.

King Dhritarashtra was like a cat, crawling towards the man bidding for her...

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Bad Romance, Best Video of the Year, Best Popular Video, Best Female~Video...

certainly.

When Lady Gaga danced this MV, she was both soft and seductive, but the protagonists in the MV were replaced by the Three Heavenly Kings and the Twenty-Eight Constellations.

The best video in the past has completely changed its appearance. It is like a bunch of demons dancing around. The people who watch it are frightened, and the rabbit is dead and the fox is sad...

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Exciting!

Nezha cheered in a low voice, his eyes sparkling. Compared with King Chiguo's performance, his and Li Jing's performance at that time was really childish!

Maybe, he really should learn this magical power from Li Xiaobai!

Li Jing's heart became calmer and calmer. Sure enough, the way to find balance was to drag everyone down.

The King of Growth was stunned.

Zhao Gongming was dripping with cold sweat.

Marshal Guan Ma once again exited the music video. Hearing the sound of music, he looked back and saw the performance of King Chiguo and Erbasu, and his temper was indeed not so hot.

What people fear is comparison.

Li Xiaobai is really lawless and dares to mess with anyone!

Isn't he afraid of causing public outrage?

Li Mu remained awake and asked: Surrender?

Guan Yu was silent.

Ma Tianjun glanced at Li Mu, gritted his teeth unwillingly, turned around suddenly, and rushed towards Nantianmen.

He doesn't believe it. If he can't fight, can't he escape?

Soon, it turned out that he really couldn't escape.

Just two steps after turning around, Ma Tianjun's figure had shrunk rapidly, transforming from a human form into a small curly teddy.

Suddenly turning into a dog, Ma Tianjun was shocked, paused, and rushed into Nantianmen without looking back.

He actually walked away!

Sun Wukong looked at Ma Tianjun running away, a little surprised, and reminded: Xiaobai, Ma Tianjun ran away.

Run away, someone has to go back and report to the Jade Emperor. Li Mu said nonchalantly, and he looked at Guan Yu, General Guan, what are you going to do?

Guan Yu clenched his fists, looking at the King of Growth who was turning towards him, and then thinking about Ma Tianjun who turned into a dog and escaped. His eyes struggled, and he was caught in a dilemma.

Marshal Zhao, you and General Guan are both Taoist protectors. I went over to persuade him that if he joins our team, he must show his initiative. Li Mu looked at Zhao Gongming next to him, There are four of you, Marshal Wen, Ma Tianjun each turned into a dog, and General Guan has no intention of surrendering. Isn’t it embarrassing that you are the only one standing here intact? It’s also good to have Dora as a personal companion!”

NMB!

I wouldn’t feel embarrassed if you didn’t tell me!

Zhao Gongming's face darkened: ...

The King of Growth felt like he had been hit by an arrow in the knee.

Li Jing and his son didn't care. They had experienced such a hell of torture. For them, there was nothing more terrifying in the world.

Zhu Bajie waved his flag.

The slogans returned.

One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and one hundred thousand dogs, speaking for love, follow Li Zou.

One, two, three, four, five, we had a hard time waiting.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, we are so anxious to wait.

Guan Sheng dances well and is busy holding the dog and kissing it...

Twenty-eight-year-old Su is busy with acting. Will Emperor Guan Sheng surrender?

…

... Guan Yu.

Amid the slogans, Zhao Gongming sighed, stepped forward, and said: Marshal Guan, surrender! We can't defeat him.

Guan Yu's red face turned pale, and he said harshly: I won't surrender!

Either sing, or turn into a dog, what does it look like to be coy? The slogan was very consistent. .

Lingshan Buddha, General Guan obviously still wants to dance, why not let him do it! Nezha held the fire-tipped spear, fearing that the world would not be in chaos.

Zhao Gongming understood this and turned around to salute Li Mu: Lingshan Buddha, please let Emperor Guan Sheng dance again.

Guan Yu felt a mouthful of blood well up in his throat: Zhao Gongming, Nezha, you two despicable people...

Surrender? Li Mu asked again.

I wish to surrender. Guan Yu clenched his teeth, glanced at Erbasu who was still dancing, and spoke a few words from between his teeth.

…

In the end, Guan Yu stood beside Li Xiaobai.

He glared at Nezha and Zhao Gongming angrily, seven dissatisfied and eight dissatisfied, as if his surrender was forced.

However, when he occasionally glanced at the dancing Erbasu, Zhiguo Tianwang and others, the relief and relief in Guan Yu's eyes were enough to prove that he did not resent Nezha and the two who forced him.

If he continues to dance like this in front of everyone, life would be worse than death...

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King of Growth, Marshal Zhao, and the Third Prince. Li Mu stared at Ershibasu and others who were controlled by Mv. After thinking for a moment, he said, Nantianmen is already in name only. You are familiar with Heavenly Court, so you might as well take the opportunity to go in and tell the gods. , just say that Lingshan Buddha has come and invite the gods and gods from various palaces to come out to watch the singing and dancing. The audience is too small, and the influence is still not enough.

Are you willing to let us go? Nezha asked in surprise.

Why not? Li Mu smiled, Do you still dare to be my enemy?

... Nezha was stunned.

I have images of you dancing in my hands. If you run away, these images will inevitably be made public. Li Mu glanced at them and smiled, Besides, I am confident that I can convince the Jade Emperor. I will wait until the Jade Emperor agrees. If you really do the same thing as my plan, you will not only be a villain in vain, but you will also hate me because of it, and there will be no place for you in the three realms in the future. It is embarrassing enough to be demoted once, but you don’t want to be demoted a second time in the future. I still want the face!

Do you want to be so direct?

One sentence, like a sharp arrow, pierced several people's chests.

Nezha and the others were all blushing and ashamed.

Besides, third prince, isn't our purpose just to have a big party in heaven and finally eliminate everyone's embarrassment? Do you just want to escape from me? Li Mu smiled and continued.

Lingshan Buddha, it goes without saying, we just do as you are told. Nezha interrupted Li Mu and responded with a blushing face. He hurriedly rode the clouds and rushed towards the Nantian Gate.

The remaining people also saluted Li Mu and left.

In the blink of an eye.

Next to Li Mu, the only ones left were the scripture-seeking group and his army of dogs. He looked at the towering Lingxiao Palace and called to the people next to him: Let's go in, too. Don't keep the Jade Emperor waiting.

The power of heaven is too great.

Li Mu's advantage is blitzkrieg. The longer it is delayed, the worse it will be for him.

Over time.

There will always be someone who will thoroughly study his skills and details...

The MV skill cannot effectively cause real damage to the target. It combines some characteristics of dance and soap opera, but it does not trap the caster like dance, nor can it target concrete objects like soap opera. Cause harm to the person being transformed.

The disadvantages and advantages are quite obvious...

No matter how powerful the skill is, its shortcomings will be exposed if it is used too much.

Nowadays, the scenes in the MV still embarrass or humiliate these superior gods.

But if more people experience it, see more, and listen to it, then all those who have experienced it will become numb and take it for granted. At that time, MV skills will lose their original effect. , becomes a simple control skill.

This is the final result of Li Mu's indoctrination into Nezha and others.

After all the gods and goddesses in heaven have danced, their embarrassment is no longer embarrassing.

Unfortunately, this control skill is not that easy to use.

Because you can never know how many people are actually participating in a MV?

Even if there are single dogs to cooperate.

But if the dogs bite the elephant to death, tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of powerful dogs will go crazy, and he can't handle it. The most important thing is that taking action means failure of the mission.

After all, what he really wants is to go on a blind date, to find love, to turn everyone into friends, not to turn them into enemies.

Disturbing the water in the heaven, breaking into the heart of the enemy before anyone could react, capturing the enemy's leader in one fell swoop, ending Mv's farce, and clearing his name along the way, was the only way to establish his final victory.

As for sending Nezha and others out to stir up trouble, it is to force Nezha and others to fight as a team with him to prevent them from suddenly rebelling...

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Li Mu caused trouble at Nantianmen, which was equivalent to causing trouble at the Jade Emperor's doorstep. The news actually spread very quickly.

A few songs time.

Yaochi, Guanghan Palace, Doumu Palace and other holy places all knew what happened at their doorstep.

The four guardian gods were forced to sing and dance outside Nantianmen.

Li Jing and his son betrayed the Heavenly Court, and the one hundred thousand Heavenly Soldiers and Generals they led were turned into dogs by Li Xiaobai.

Lingshan Buddha came to Nantianmen to compete for the position of Jade Emperor.

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All of a sudden, all kinds of news were flying all over the sky, and people in the heaven were panicked. Especially the Queen Mother, Taiyin Xingjun and others who had received the invitation to the blind date conference were restless.

No one expected that the situation would deteriorate so quickly?

Referring to the time setting of one day in the sky and one year on the earth, it felt like they had just received the invitation, and then Li Xiaobai defeated the heavenly soldiers and generals who attacked him, and attacked the heaven...

The disparity in time ratio made them accustomed to a fast pace, but they still had no way of predicting that there would be someone in the Three Realms who was so fast that even they couldn't react.

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...Must be. King Chiguo and the twenty-eight-stars have already discussed the strategy, but who knows that Li Xiaobai doesn't make sense at all. When they meet, he doesn't even say hello, and lets the three heavenly kings and the twenty-eight-year-olds dance in front of the three armies. Come……

At that time, Marshal Guan Ma was also dancing and his movements were unsightly.

The King of Growth and Marshal Zhao also surrendered Li Xiaobai. Marshal Wen was at a loss and was afraid that he would be turned into a dog by Li Xiaobai.

Your Majesty, the dance of King Shiguo and the others is too hurtful. It is tantamount to humiliation. They are in full view of the public. When they wake up, they will be ashamed of themselves. The Nantian Gate may be lost...

In the Lingxiao Palace.

Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear, you and I can tell you clearly the battle situation on the front line.

The Jade Emperor's face became a little ugly. First Li Jing and his son, then the four heavenly kings and the Twenty-eight Stars, and then sent troops there. Is his heaven still available?

There was a commotion in the hall.

Only then did everyone know what kind of monster it was that came to attack Heaven.

They are immortals who have lived in heaven for a long time. When they first encounter a player like Li Xiaobai who doesn't play according to the routine, they are really at a loss.

Singing and dancing, or turning into a dog to find true love's kiss, are not what they want to experience...

Dear gentlemen, does anyone have a good plan to deal with Li Xiaobai? The Jade Emperor tried to calm down.

As soon as this statement came out.

All the ministers in the palace fell into silence at the same time. They couldn't find a way to solve it. Everyone was just delivering food!

At this time.

Zhang Tianshi stood up and said: Your Majesty, after listening to the clairvoyant's narration, I think what King Shiguo said is very reasonable. Li Xiaobai's strength lies in his magical power, but his weakness lies in his magic power. If he is not prepared, kill him with force, and perhaps we can finally destroy him.

Will the Heavenly Master lead an attack? Jade Emperor's eyes lit up and he asked.

Zhang Tianshi paused for a moment and said quickly: I believe that Li Xiaobai will be injured in close combat, so he should be allowed to have the Gods of Thunder strike him with lightning from a distance before he can succeed.

Puhua Tianzun was shocked and glared at Zhang Tianshi angrily. In one move, he suppressed the three heavenly kings and the twenty-eight constellations at the same time. How could a person with such magical power be eliminated by a mere thunderbolt?

If it is not eliminated, how will Li Xiaobai settle the score with him?

Let him, a highly venerable deity, dance in front of the gods?

Tianshi Zhang, Tianshi Zhang, I have no enmity or enmity with you, why did you push me into the pit of fire?

What the Heavenly Master said makes sense. The Jade Emperor lowered his head and looked at Wen Zhong, Puhua Tianzun, please lead the Gods of the Thunder Department to snipe Li Xiaobai! Even if you can't kill him, I can stop him for a while. The New Year God has been sent to adjust Yang Jian. Erlang God has a roaring dog. He may be able to defeat Li Xiaobai...

Wen Zhong glared at Zhang Tianshi again and walked out of the queue: Your Majesty, it's okay for Li Xiaobai to be in the mortal world. He is already outside the Nantian Gate. The gods of the Lei Department will strike him with lightning again. If they can't hurt him, they will make him angry again. Come, but it is not beautiful. I think that the best policy is to send someone to negotiate with Li Xiaobai, clarify his true purpose, and then prescribe the right medicine.

He wanted to hold a blind date meeting in Wuzhuang Temple to marry the fairies in heaven, in an attempt to disrupt the order of the three realms. Lord Taiyin Star and the Queen Mother filed a lawsuit in front of me. I refused, so I sent Li Jing to get him. Who would have expected? , but he killed him at the Nantianmen. This is the cause and effect. The Jade Emperor snorted, Puhua Tianzun, you think I should compromise and agree to his request, and send the female immortals from heaven to do the work for him. A blind date meeting?”

... Wen Zhong was shocked, a layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he was speechless. He didn't expect that Li Xiaobai went to heaven and swallowed his saliva for such a ridiculous reason, Your Majesty, is this not Li Xiaobai’s excuse?”

So what's the excuse? So what if it's true? He stormed the Nantian Gate, forced the heavenly ministers to sing and dance, and turned the heavenly soldiers and generals into dogs. I have no way out. The Jade Emperor said with a livid face, If I really can't take it, If this incident spreads out, the Heavenly Court in the Three Realms will lose its face and lose its prestige.

Wen Zhong raised his head and looked at the Jade Emperor, deeply feeling his helplessness. He sighed secretly and saluted the Jade Emperor: Please go to war.