Dream Master of Realms

Arrogant!

Who gave you the courage?

You are still holding a singing party in heaven, where do you place the Jade Emperor?

The King of Growth looked at Li Xiaobai in horror.

What goes down in history? You clearly want to usurp the throne!

Marshal Wen and Zhao looked at each other and thought of this.

However, there are three emperors, four emperors, and five elders in the heaven. How sure are you that if you want to usurp the throne, you can rely on Li Jing and his son, Sun Wukong, and a hundred thousand dogs?

Although they were raped once, deep down they still didn’t feel that Li Xiaobai had the ability to fight against Heaven…

After all, Li Xiaobai's method was too weak. Apart from being embarrassing, it was almost indestructible. After exiting the MV, their mana was still there without any loss.

Perhaps the heavenly soldiers who turned into dogs lost their combat effectiveness, but in the battle between immortals and gods, it is never the bottom-level heavenly soldiers that play the decisive role, but their high-end combat capabilities.

However, when it came to high-end combat power, Li Jing and his son obeyed Li Xiaobai's words, but he couldn't understand why they didn't resist?

Back then, Nezha was also capable of fighting against Sun Wukong.

King of Growth, what are you thinking about? Li Mu asked. He was also a little nervous. It was not that he was afraid of a group fight, but that he was afraid of a magic weapon like the Diamond Diamond dropped from thirty-three days away.

If you are not afraid of the magic weapon hitting you, you are afraid of the magic weapon hitting your customers!

His current physical strength is comparable to that of the Hulk, and hitting him will not necessarily kill him.

But the customer must hit it right.

Who knows what will be refreshed if the star promotion mission fails? According to the company's behavior, any mission he rejects must be replaced by a more difficult one.

Therefore, Li Mu did not want to make any mistakes. He just wanted to complete the task within his ability. This time he stormed the heaven. He was betting on the theory of the fourth wall, which had a certain impact on Lao Jun, so that he would not rush rashly. Take action.

Nothing? The King of Growth trembled suddenly, and looked back at the Second Marshal Guan Ma who was still posing, and said tactfully, Lingshan Buddha, why don't you rest here for a while, and wait until I return to heaven to report to the Jade Emperor, Your Majesty Isn't it safer to make a decision than to forcefully break into Nantianmen?

Second Commander Guan Ma was still there giving a demonstration.

It was impossible to dance anymore, and the King of Growth had to find another way out. When encountering such a weird enemy, it was really not a wise choice to stand in front.

Wait a minute! Li Mu stopped him and asked with a smile, Does the King of Growth think I'm a fool?

Bringing 100,000 dogs to break into Nantianmen would be either stupid or crazy! The King of Growth sneered: Lingshan Buddha is joking.

King of Heaven, give up those meaningless thoughts! Either continue singing and dancing, or like Li Jing, surrender directly to me. Then, we will watch others dance, and then dance all the way to the Lingxiao Palace. Li Mu restrained his smile and looked serious. The way.

... The King of Growth paused, and suddenly understood the reason why Li Jing and his son surrendered. Li Xiaobai's style of play was simply too rogue. A drop of cold sweat slipped from his forehead, Is there a third option?

Of course, you can turn into a dog like Mr. Jiu Yao Xing and join them as a cheerleading team. Li Mu smiled and continued, If you mix among the dogs and don't speak, no one will be able to recognize you, but it's fine. Save some face.

Damn it!

How can you lose face if you become a dog? !

The King of Growth’s face sank at that moment, and he clenched the Qingfeng Sword in his hand: “What if I don’t even want to choose?”

Then I'll choose for you. Li Mu blinked.

Marshal Wen turned into a Shar-Pei without any warning, and his head popped out of his armor. He looked at Li Xiaobai stupidly, as if he didn't understand how this unreasonable disaster had happened to him.

... Zhao Gongming took a breath of air and took a step back suddenly.

Too much bullying. Marshal Wen struggled for a while, but found that he couldn't change. He roared angrily, jumped out of the armor, and went straight to Li Mu's face.

Music sounds together.

The Shar-Pei was dragged to the ground, stood up, and said gently: My good mother, when you get home from get off work, you have worked so hard all day...

Shar-Pei baritone performs a version of Good Mother.

After dealing with the impulsive Marshal Wen, Li Mu looked at the King of Growth again: Look, there is one last option, turn into a dog and continue dancing.

... The King of Growth.

... Zhao Gongming.

Li Jing gave them a sympathetic smile, as if to say, now you can understand my situation!

…

Marshal Guan Ma is dancing passionately.

Next to me, the dog transformed by Marshal Wen is looking for his mother tenderly...

For a while.

The King of Growth was in a dilemma. Previously, his belief that Li Xiaobai could not conquer the Three Realms was shaken a bit.

With this rogue trick, the guy in front of him seems to be able to compete with the Jade Emperor.

Zhao Gongming looked at the dogs all over the sky, thoughtfully.

Marshal Zhao, after turning into a dog, he needs to find a true love to kiss him before he can be released. Li Mu saw through Zhao Gongming's meaning and said with a smile, This time, I came to heaven to find the Jade Emperor to solve the problem. About this.

Pooh!

Jiu Yao Xingjun all spat in their hearts, trying to solve the problem. Without you causing trouble, there wouldn't be such bad things.

But they were used to Li Xiaobai's shamelessness, so they couldn't say anything, and more importantly, they didn't dare.

They have only been following Li Xiaobai for a few days, but they have already fully realized his madness. His madness is not affected by anyone's will. Who knows if this lunatic will do something more shameless...

Li Mu looked at the two of them, brought the topic back, and asked: King of Heaven, Marshal, how are you thinking?

consider?

Did you give it time to think about it?

Are you given a choice?

The King of Growth was going crazy. For the first time, he felt that language was so pale and powerless, and that his all-powerful skills were of no use at all.

Three, two... Li Mu smiled and started counting down.

The countdown was like a reminder. The King of Growth broke out in a cold sweat and said hurriedly: I am willing to surrender!

Zhao Gongming sighed bitterly, cupped his fists and said, I am also willing to surrender.

After saying this, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, as if a heavy burden had been lifted.

Now that we have surrendered, restrain the soldiers and stand with Li Jing and the others. There is no need for you to fight, kill or charge into battle. Just use your words to persuade those who refuse to surrender. Li Mu glanced at them and warned them. , Remember, don't have any evil intentions. You haven't gained my trust yet. If you make me unhappy, you will have to act like a dog singing.

... The King of Growth and Zhao Gongming looked at each other, their eyes full of bitterness, what kind of thing is this!

…

The king of growth and Zhao Gongming went to restrain the people.

Sun Wukong witnessed Li Xiaobai's behavior throughout the whole process, and thought to himself that he did not see any love in his junior brother, but he felt madness. Could it be that madness is the key to understanding the true meaning of love?

After a cup of tea, the King of Growth and the Four Guardians were subdued. Zhu Bajie and the others were determined. The previous anxiety disappeared. If it continued, Heaven would be afraid that Li Xiaobai would ignore him. If he had known this, he should not have betrayed Li Xiaobai in the first place. I just don’t know if this Lingshan Buddha holds grudges?

As for Lu Ren, his mentality has long been smoothed.

He also realized the truth that if you want the world to be unified, you must have powerful means and a crazy mentality.

Otherwise, everything is an unrealistic delusion.

Inside the Nantianmen, people watching and inquiring about information were like a revolving lantern, spreading the news here to Lingxiao Palace.

have to say.

The methods of Lingshan Buddha in the Heavenly Palace are truly extraordinary and eye-opening.

…

Children's songs are relatively short.

Marshal Wen first exited the MV.

After he recovered, his eyes were red and he was breathing heavily, but he didn't dare to act rashly anymore.

He raised his eyes and looked around. He saw that the King of Growth and others were gathering the people. The people under his command looked over with tangled eyes.

After each song is sung, the world outside will undergo earth-shaking changes.

then.

He was even more confused.

Marshal Wen, stop fighting and surrender! The deputy general looked at his marshal and said unbearably, Marshal Zhao and the King of Growth have surrendered. If they don't surrender, they may jump again.

... Marshal Wen glared at his lieutenant with a resentful expression. He felt so aggrieved that he wanted to cry. Why should everyone guard Tianmen the same way? I will turn into a dog and surrender. I am not such a bully!

Come on, Marshal, we can be a team. Mr. Sun Yao Xing took a step forward and invited, If you find a true love's kiss, you can change back. It's just a small thing. It's a blessing in disguise. The Jade Emperor was so harsh that turning into a dog was an excuse.

The words were rough but not pleasant to the ears, but they were still words of comfort. Marshal Wen sighed and said helplessly: I am also willing to surrender.

…

Marshal Guan Ma finished dancing Timber. The shameful song and dance made them very angry. They didn't care that their colleagues who were fighting alongside them just now were already standing beside Li Xiaobai. With a roar, they were about to kill Li Xiaobai again. Different The MV gives people a different feeling.

The more stimulation you receive, the more impulsive you become. For example, Li Jing, who danced many songs in front of a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, must feel different from Zhenyuan Immortal, and more crazy.

Of course, the consequence of being impulsive is that he falls into the MV dilemma again.

The opening scene is a very tempting big bed. A dog with long hair and a yellow skirt opens the door and walks in. What he sees are two other dogs lying on the bed covered with quilts and hugging each other.

The moment he opened the door.

The two dogs on the bed sat up in shock.

The dog in the yellow dress who pushed the door looked sad: You are actually doing this with my best friend, Maria...

The male dog on the bed was about to explain.

Another bitch came out from underneath.

The dog in the yellow dress looked desperate: There is also a maid...

…

What a messy MV!

Although it was just the dog performing, the plot of catching people instantly attracted everyone's attention.

Xiao Bai, which song is this? Lu Ren asked curiously.

Havana Li Mu said casually. He had never seen the MV, but as long as the skill was used, the corresponding song name would appear in his mind.

However, his focus was not on the MV, he just glanced over there casually.

At this time, the scene changed, and the ambiguous opening remarks of the five people had been converted into content on the TV. Guan Yu, Ma Tianjun, and another dog in red dresses started another performance in front of the dilapidated dining table...

As the MV progresses, the scene keeps changing.

Havana, ooh na-na (ay), Half of my heart is in Havana, ooh-na-na (ay, ay), He took me back to East Atlanta, na-na-na, Oh, but my heart is in Havana (ay)…”

Kitchen, bar, intimate dancing...

Music videos from the West are always rich in content and full of variety.

The King of Growth and others were dumbfounded. Looking at Marshal Guan Ma who was accused again, they suddenly felt that surrendering was the most correct decision.

…

All the way.

From the clairvoyance and Shunfeng ears, they learned all the things Li Xiaobai had done, King Chiguo and others fell into silence one after another.

They do not think that they are more powerful than Li Jing and his son who have experienced hundreds of battles, but they have already issued a military order in front of the Jade Emperor. Naturally, they cannot retreat and have to go forward. Moreover, the King of Growth has fallen into the hands of Li Xiaobai... …

...When I saw Li Xiaobai later, I disturbed Li Xiaobai's mind with the magic sound. You two brothers and Erbasu led the soldiers to cover up and kill them immediately, without giving Li Xiaobai a chance to react and use his magical powers. I think Shunfeng Er's deduction is correct. Force may be Li Xiaobai's weakness, and we specialize in attacking his weakness. King Chiguo said cautiously, Li Tianwang and others were all coerced by him before surrendering to the enemy. As long as we can restrain Li Xiaobai, Li Tianwang and his son should be able to support us. At that time, , Sun Wukong is nothing to worry about...

The Heavenly King of Duowen, the Heavenly King of Guangmu and the Twenty-eight-Seventh Sutra all nodded in agreement.

While talking.

Everyone came to Nantianmen.

What I happened to see were two marshals who were protecting the law, dancing side by side among a group of dogs who were drinking and having fun, as if they were about to kiss each other in the next second.

There was a mess outside Nantianmen.

The King of Growth and Zhao Gongming were already standing beside Li Mu. They looked at the new team with anxious expressions in their eyes and waved to them repeatedly.

Indecent! King Dhritarashtra's eyes were splitting as he raised his pipa, plucked the strings, and wanted to interrupt the progress of the MV with vocal music.

at the same time.

King Guangmu, King Duowen and Erbasu shouted, each armed with weapons, and came over with murderous intent.

…

Well done.

They were fast, and Li Mu moved even faster. The moment he caught a glimpse of them, he had already activated Mv's skills against King Chiguo and others.

The fighting methods of the heavenly gods are ancient and single.

The attire of the Heavenly Lord, Heavenly King, and Xingxu is very different from that of ordinary soldiers, and they can be distinguished from the crowd at a glance.

The electronic sound sounded.

The pipa of King Dhritarashtra has not yet been played.

He, the twenty-eight-year-old zodiac sign and the two kings charging forward were already frozen on the spot. King Dhritarashtra, wearing a tight yellow skirt and a pair of strange glasses, sat in the middle on a white chair, with the 28-year-old man next to him. There are men's clothes and women's clothes, some sitting or standing, some naked, or lying on the ground with their buttocks raised, posing in a strange pose...

One MV included everyone.

later.

When the heavenly soldiers who were charging with them saw this scene, they all braked suddenly and stayed on the spot.

Clairvoyance and Shunfeng'er looked at each other and quietly slipped behind the crowd. Under the cover of the heavenly soldiers, they moved back bit by bit to escape from this terrifying battlefield.

Li Xiaobai's magical powers are almost instantaneous and completely unreasonable. This battle is impossible to fight...

…

It’s over!

The newly surrendered Growth King and others closed their eyes in pain. They seamlessly connected with each other and gave away as much as they came, without any struggle. It seemed that the Three Realms were really going to change.