Dad Academy

The children in the classroom who were originally chirping fell into silence when they saw Teacher Xiaoman smashing the trophy cup that Boss Zhang had just taken out of the TV. They all looked at her in panic and were at a loss.

But it was only for a moment, and soon the chirping became louder. All the children gathered around and asked Teacher Xiaoman if it was okay.

"You have to be careful, Teacher Xiaoman, are you injured?"

"Teacher Xiaoman, let me see your hands."

"Stop wrestling."

"Are you hungry? Eat my apple."

"Teacher Xiaoman, don't be sad, Boss Zhang won't be angry with you."

…

The children all showed concern for Teacher Xiaoman, comforting her not to be afraid, asking if she was injured, and telling her to be careful in the future. They were all considerate little cotton-padded jackets.

Xiaobai picked up the trophy base at his feet, found the trophy that had fallen on the ground, blew on it, checked it up and down, and happily told Zhang Tan that it was not broken.

"Boss Zhang, don't be angry with Teacher Xiaoman. She didn't mean it. Your trophy cup is too heavy. I can't even lift it."

In order to shift the blame to Teacher Xiaoman, she pretended that she could not hold the trophy with both hands, but in fact it was not that heavy.

"It's okay, I'm not angry." Zhang Tan said. Seeing that Xiaobai was a little heavy in his arms, he stretched out his hand and said, "Hold Shen, let me hold it."

"Boss Zhang, let me wipe it for you."

"It's okay, let's go home and wipe it off."

Zhang Tan saw that Xiaobai had no intention of handing it over to him, so he stopped asking and let the child hold it by himself. Although it was indeed a bit heavy for her, she was full of energy and high spirits.

"**%%￥%￥ # ￥Xiaobai, do you want me to help you?"

Dudu is coming.

"You see, I am very powerful*%\u0026..."

Dudu rolled up her sleeves, showed off her slender little arms, and looked at the trophy in Xiaobai's arms eagerly. It looked quite heavy, and she must have felt happy moving it.

"You are not as tall as me!"

Xiaobai refused to let her move, so Dudu followed her and refused to move away, like a little fish in the hot spring, he was too greedy for those stinky feet.

She asked Xiaobai if she could give her a hug.

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Teacher Xiaoman got rid of the children who cared about her and apologized to Zhang Tan for scaring her just now.

"It doesn't matter. The trophy and the base were originally separated. They were not broken. They are not that valuable." Zhang Tan consoled him.

After being comforted by Zhang Tan, Teacher Xiaoman left apologetically and distributed snacks to the children.

As soon as she left, Xiaobai came over and whispered to Zhang Tan that it was not Teacher Xiaoman's fault, but that she spoke too loudly and scared Teacher Xiaoman.

"Teacher Xiaoman ate chicken feet at night." Xiaobai added.

After eating chicken feet, your hands will lose control, such as throwing things or tearing books.

"ah--"

Suddenly a "scream" sounded, it was Luoliu! She suffered Dudu's "poisonous hands" and her breasts were scratched by Dudu's "chicken claws".

Dudu listened to Xiaobai's words and tested whether her chicken feet were really that powerful, because she also ate teacher Xiaoman's "phoenix feet" in the evening, but Liuliu didn't eat it because Liuliu came too late. .

Liuliu, who was concentrating on eating snacks, suddenly became angry. She was very angry after being bullied by Luo Zikang tonight. Now Fatty dared to bully her. She couldn't bear it anymore and chased Dudu and shouted at her.

"Xiao Bai, show it to Aunt Huang."

Aunt Huang, the director of the garden, congratulated Zhang Tan and asked Xiaobai to see the trophy.

Xiaobai had no choice but to hand it over to the director. He repeatedly told him to be careful and not to break the cup.

Aunt Huang joked: "Xiao Zhang's family will have a little housekeeper in the future."

She looked at it, handed it back to Xiao Bai, and chatted with Zhang Tan.

The other children immediately lined up to find Xiaobai, all wanting to touch the trophy cup and feel a little European. Xiaobai asked each of them to touch it, and then leave quickly after touching it.

"It's so nagging. Where do you live? Why don't you touch your paw three times?"

"Why don't you leave! Don't touch me! Xiaomi, get rid of this melon boy!"

"Why did you touch Guawazi twice?"

"You can live wherever you want! You can only touch it, but you can't move away. Just crawl away!"

…

Oops, Xiaobai is very busy. The children always make mistakes. They said they can only touch them once, but they touch them several times. Some of them blatantly want to move them away. They say they will take them home to show their parents. Some were even more whimsical, and even wanted to take Xiaobai away with the trophy... Fortunately, Xiaomi, a little policeman, was on the side to maintain order, otherwise Xiaobai alone would not be able to guard against these melons.

The cup-touching crowd finally dispersed, and Xiaobai was able to take a breath. Suddenly, she saw two little ones sitting against the wall in the distance, looking at her and smiling.

She stepped forward, sat down on the edge, turned her head and asked, "Xiwa, do you want to touch it?"

"hiahiahia~~~" Xi'er happily started to touch her hand, and then asked Xiaobai if she could also touch Xiao Zheng.

Sitting aside, Xiao Zhengzheng looked at Xiaobai longingly. His big watery eyes looked like he was about to cry at any moment. Xiaobai let out an ouch, scared, and asked her to touch it quickly.

"Oh, I'm going to leave."

Xiaobai hurried back with the trophy in her arms because she saw Xiao Yuanyuan taking the opportunity to nuzzle to Boss Zhang and talk.

…

After having enough fun with the children in the classroom, Zhang Tan took Xiaobai back home with the trophy in his arms.

Outside the window, the rain is falling, pattering on the balcony. The doors and windows are closed, and a light layer of mist covers the outer layer of the glass. It is freezing outside, but the air conditioner is turned on inside, which is as warm as spring.

This temporary house is no longer as messy as before. With the help of Aunt Huang and several teachers, it has become warm, comfortable and full of home atmosphere.

The light in the house was dim. Only a lamp was lit on the sofa in the living room, which cast a pale yellow light and enveloped a three-meter-long beige sofa. There were two people sitting cross-legged on the sofa, as well as seven or eight rag dolls. Look. It looked like a big family was sitting there.

"Boss Zhang~"

"Um?"

"Why do you give such a heavy cup to your paws? Why don't you give your paws flowers?"

Xiaobai found a small red flower out of nowhere and placed it in various places next to the trophy. Finally, he thought it looked best when placed inside the trophy, so he asked Zhang Tan to take a look.

This is the little red flower she got in kindergarten.

Zhang Tan was startled, put down his phone, thought about it seriously, and said into Xiaobai's big eyes: "You asked a very profound question. It's a good question. It's a little difficult for me. I want to think about it carefully." .”

"Hoohoho~~~"

Without waiting for Zhang Tan to answer this question, she continued to ask: "Why is the paw a cup, not a bottle, not a can?"

She didn't know where to find her fish maw glass bottle, and placed it in various places next to the trophy. In the end, she felt that her fish maw glass bottle looked better.

"This is another good question!" Zhang Tan praised, "Actually, I don't know the answer either, but you asked me."

"Huh? Don't you know how to cry?"

"I don't know. It's normal. The world is so big, there are so many problems, and we can never finish learning. You may not know what I know, and I may not know what you know. This is all normal."

"So we have to learn." Xiaobai answered.

"Yes, learning is very important. We all need to keep learning. If we don't learn, there will be a lot we don't know. Look at Li Weibo, he is still learning at such an old age. He watches TV and listens to the radio every day. He is still reading books today. Woolen cloth."

"My uncle also likes to study. He watches TV every day."

"Your uncle is a person who loves to learn, and so are you. You like to read picture books. Picture books are full of knowledge."

"Well, I'm not Li Baibai, I'm a child. I'm not going to die so soon. I want to study hard."

"...So we have to live and learn."

"Then let's learn quickly and ask why the paw is a cup, not a bottle, not a can."

"Yes, it doesn't matter if you don't know. We can find the answer together."

"Let's go online."

"Haha, you know quite a lot."

Zhang Tan brought his laptop and searched for answers with Xiaobai.

"Here it is, look."

"I am a child and I don't know so many words. Please read it to me."

"This is what is said on the Internet. Many trophies are in the shape of cups, but there are also other shapes, such as the bottle shape you mentioned, such as the shape of cans. There are also some, but not many. The most important thing is the shape of cups."

"Oh, for the claws?"

"Because this is handed down from ancient times. It is said that in our Yin and Zhou Dynasties, that is, more than 3,000 years ago, there was an official named Daochang. He hung a wine glass a hundred steps away and asked people to shoot arrows into the wine glass. , whoever hits the target will be rewarded with this wine glass and praise him for his good archery skills..."

"Is it his strength?" Xiaobai asked.

"Yes, whoever hits the wine glass shows that archery is his strength. It has been passed down ever since. Whoever wins the game will be rewarded with a cup, which is called a trophy."

Zhang Tan saw Xiaobai leaning against him, looking so cute, so he calmly put his arms around her shoulders.

"Boss Zhang, would I be so happy if you brought back a cup for me?"