Dad Academy
Chapter 273 How dare you laugh at me (3/3)
Chapter 273 How dare you laugh at me (33)
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The white-collar workers in the CBD business district finally got off work, and people began to pour into Huangjia Village and dispersed in the alleys. Zhang Tan avoided the crowds and walked deeper into Huangjia Village with his two children.
There is a flower shop selling flowers on the roadside. Colorful flowers are clustered at the door, and the fragrance is overflowing. There are several cats around, standing in the sun, squinting their eyes, raising the tip of their nose, leaning in front of the flowers, lazily The face is intoxicated.
The proprietress was pruning flower branches, and Xiaobai and Xiaomi squatted beside her curiously, which was interesting to watch.
"I know, this yellow one is the smelly mother-in-law flower, my strong point." Xiaobai stretched out his little hand and pointed at the flower he was cutting.
The young lady boss, a young woman in her 20s, smiled and said to Xiaobai, "This is a chrysanthemum."
Xiaobai pointed to another bush and said confidently: "This is a morning glory flower. I know it. Hey, hey, hey, I have it at home too."
She was referring to the countryside in her hometown in Sichuan.
But the landlady said this was not a morning glory, but a narcissus.
Morning glory? Which flower shop sells morning glories?
Xiaobai looked at Xiaomi, tugged his hair, looked around among the flowers, found a blue flower and said, "This is Doudou flower~"
After saying that, he looked at the landlady with a little anxiety, which made her no longer confident.
The landlady had never taken care of a child before, so she didn't understand how to take care of a child. She ruthlessly denied Xiaobai again, saying that it was Lan Xuehua.
Xiaobai refused to admit defeat and said: "It is also called Doudou Huathin."
The landlady smiled and said, "Maybe it's also called Doudouhua."
Xiaobai said more firmly: "It's called Doudouhua."
She stood up and stopped looking. She felt too frustrated and wanted to leave with Xiaomi.
Here, Xiaobai doesn't need to wear a belt at all. There are fun and beautiful things everywhere, which are particularly attractive to children like her.
For example, there is an old claw machine at the door of a grocery store. There are many dolls piled inside, and a little boy and a little girl are playing with the dolls.
Xiaobai and Xiaomi eagerly leaned over to take a look.
The brother and sister pinched each other three times without catching a single doll, so they asked Xiaomi and Xiaobai, "Do you want to try it?"
Xiaomi shook his head. Xiaobai nodded, rolled up his sleeves, grabbed the operating lever in an elegant manner, and performed a fierce operation. The brother and sister were stunned.
Xiaobai proudly said that this was her strength.
The little boy said: "You didn't put in the coin, and the machine didn't move."
noob:"……"
She said hatefully, and raised her foot to kick the claw machine's soul away, but in the end she held back, because if her aunt knew about it, she would kick her soul away.
At this time, the role of Boss Zhang was reflected. He promptly sent the coins, put them in, taught Xiaobai how to operate, and then let Xiaobai practice.
Xiaobai was the cannon fodder. After playing twice, he didn't even touch the doll. He was so angry that he used "shovel" and "hammer" at the same time.
We can’t favor one over the other, so Zhang Tan also gave Xiaomi a try. Under the shouts of Xiaobai, the dog-headed strategist, Xiaomi finally encountered the baby, but it was a long way from being pinched out.
"Are you still playing?" Zhang Tan asked them, and the two children shook their heads in unison. Xiaobai even clamored for the claw machine to spit out her money. After spending her money, she didn't even give her a doll, which made her furious.
She can make a quarrel with a claw machine.
In order to calm her down, Zhang Tan took it upon himself to play. After playing with it three times, he finally pulled out a small brown monkey stuffed animal. After playing with it twice more, he finally pulled out a yellow owl stuffed animal.
The two children each had one. The little brother and sister were extremely envious. After they left, they took out the last wealth in their trouser pockets and prepared to give it a try. Before Zhang Tan had gone far, he heard the little sister crying and asking her brother to compensate her.
For Xiaobai and Xiaomi, the alleys here are so fun, with all kinds of things they have never seen before. After a while, they were indulged in front of the game console on the roadside.
"Little one, do you want to play?"
A little boy of 8 or 9 years old asked them. As usual, Xiaomi shook his head and Xiaobai nodded, but stated in advance that she had no money.
"It doesn't matter, I'll ask you to play." The little boy said. His companion had just left, and he could only play with the NPC.
Xiaobai rubbed his little hands excitedly, like a baby fly, and looked back at Zhang Tan. Seeing that Boss Zhang didn't pay attention, he immediately sat down on the small stool and giggled excitedly.
"What?! You can't play??"
"Hey, you teach me how to do it. You can see me sitting down and chatting. Don't lie to your little friend."
When the little boy learned that Xiaobai couldn't play, he disliked her and wanted to drive her away. However, Xiaobai kept pestering her and argued with reason and evidence, and finally she won the chance to play.
This is a two-player battle game. In a sea area, each chooses a sea creature to see who eats which. During this period, you can grow up quickly by devouring fish and shrimps. Whoever is bigger will easily win.
The little boy chose an octopus, and Xiaobai chose a large shark.
"Come on, Xiaobai." Xiaomi said.
Although she did not participate in the battle, her sense of participation and collective honor was particularly strong. She had secretly clenched her fists to cheer for Xiaobai... and soon released her fists.
Xiaobai yelled: "I was eaten by you~ What happened to the claws?!!!"
The little boy laughed.
Although Xiaobai was not happy, he praised the other party sincerely and praised him for being so awesome.
"You are so good, you are the best I have ever played with. I didn't even start playing seriously, and you were eaten by me. You are so good..."
You actually dared to laugh at me. Xiaobai immediately became angry. He stood up and said angrily: "You shovel! If you dare to laugh at me, I'll give you two earwax!"
Although the little boy didn't understand much, looking at Xiaobai's fierce look, he knew that Xiaobai was scolding him, and he stood up to show her some humiliation.
Xiao Bai instantly changed from being condescending to looking up, and immediately, without hesitation, turned around and ran away.
"Xiaomi, run away, you are so stupid and want to bully your little friend~~"
Da da da da, he ran to Zhang Tan with Xiaomi, and continued to say harsh words to the little boy: "Where do you live?! Where do you want to live?! This is my big pot, and my big pot is bigger than yours, hum~"
When the little boy saw Zhang Tan, he suddenly stopped, ran into the alley next to him, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
"He ran away?" Xiaobai asked.
Xiaomi finally recovered from the shock and said, "He was scared away by Boss Zhang."
Xiaobai: "I don't have to give him any money, he is so hot, I don't want him to play with me!"
Zhang Tan couldn't laugh or cry, and asked, "Why are we starting to fight while we are playing?"
Xiaobai said aggrievedly: "He laughed at me."
"Why are you laughing at me?"
"You're just laughing at me."
Zhang Tan walked to the game console. Is this the game?
He asked Xiaobai and Xiaomi: "We are here to play, which one of you dares to challenge first?"
Xiaomi looked at Xiaobai, who said, "Then you can't laugh at me~~ I'll be so angry."
Zhang Tan promised that no matter how talented she was, he would never laugh.
Xiaomi is a qualified cheerleading teammate, and she wants to cheer for Xiaobai. She squeezes her fists, and soon loosens them, then pinches them again, loosens them, pinches them, loosens them...
"No nagging, I don't want nagging, huh! I'm so angry that I'm furious. What's wrong with the claws? My fish, Wai Wai, always dies because of the claws. Can I give it a stick to beat other fish, Wai Wai? "
It is impossible for a shark to fight an octopus with a stick. Xiaobai is just whimsical.
Zhang Tan turned his head and said to Xiaomi: "Xiaobai, take a rest first, Xiaomi will come."
Xiaomi has no self-confidence. Xiaobai, who is such a good fighter, was eaten several times, but she can still survive.
She said weakly: "I can't~"
Zhang Tan: "It doesn't matter, I'll teach you, and Xiaobai will teach you too."
As expected, Xiaobai encouraged: "Xiaomi is gone, what are you afraid of?"
Xiaomi hesitated, but with the encouragement of the two people, he finally sat on the small stool.
…
Half an hour later, the two children stopped playing with Zhang Tan and started to leave hand in hand angrily. Zhang Tan followed behind them, looking like a "street cleaning tiger" sweeping the streets.
At the same time, thank you all for the rewards. Thank you:
James is about 10,500 coins
5000 coins for holding the son's hand
Handsome guy’s truth 1200 coins
Stupid Xiaoyu 1000 coins
Brother Junyi, A Relaxing Moment, Shanghong, Hardworking Man, KayW, 200 Coins
Book Friends 20201002064318874, Bookworms, Lonely Cat, Meow 100 Coins
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