Dad Academy

Zhang Tan stayed in the living room watching TV, but his ears perked up, paying attention to what was going on in the bathroom. He could hear the aunt and nephew singing inside.

Zhang Tan almost counted the time for them with his watch. After fifteen minutes, seeing that the two of them had not come out yet, he went over and knocked on the door, urging them to hurry up.

No one answered in the bathroom, and the singing stopped. However, as soon as he left, the singing started again.

Zhang Tan walked back again and stood outside the door, but said nothing.

Miraculously, the singing stopped immediately.

The bathroom was silent.

Zhang Tan stepped out and walked a few times before singing came from the bathroom again.

Zhang Tan had no choice but to speak out again: "Hurry up and take a shower. I'll give you three more minutes. You must come out after taking a shower. You can't play with water."

The singing is gone.

I don’t know if the aunt and nephew heard it.

But Zhang Tan didn't care, as soon as three minutes passed, he would arrest someone.

He tidied up the living room. The group of girlfriends used to play around here and made a bit of a mess. After cleaning, the bathroom door finally opened, and the aunt and nephew came out wrapped in bath towels with wet hair.

"The washing is finished!" Xiaobai reported the progress, and then took the little chicken-like Robin back to the room to change clothes.

Zhang Tan watched them off and said, "Hurry up and change your clothes and come out. I'll blow dry your hair."

Robin Bai immediately said proudly: "Uncle, my hair is longer than my little aunt's."

Xiaobai said dissatisfied: "Hurry up and change your clothes, you are talking so much."

Robin Bai muttered something, but Zhang Tan couldn't hear clearly.

Soon the two of them changed into pajamas and came out. They moved a small stool and sat in front of the mirror. They called Zhang Tan to blow dry their hair.

"Let Xiaobai play the trumpet first, she is like a little dog." Xiaobai said.

When Robin heard this, hiahia laughed and acted cute in front of the mirror.

Zhang Tan turned on the hair dryer and dried Robin Bai's hair first.

Although this little friend is only three years old, her hair is quite long and tied into a small ponytail.

This is very different from Xiaoxiao and the others. Xiaoxiao and the others have braids with sky-high horns and look rebellious at first glance.

"Is Xiao Xiaobai going to get a haircut?" Zhang Tan asked while blow-drying Xiao Xiaobai's hair.

Xiao Xiaobai said: "I just got my hair cut! Wan Xiaohu cut it for me! Mom said it doesn't look good, and I kind of hate Wan Xiaohu."

That night, it was Wan Xiaohu who forced her to cut her hair. After the cut, she coaxed her and said it looked good. But when she got home, her mother was surprised and asked her if she had cut her hair. She scolded her and said no. So cute.

"Mom almost lost the baby, 嘤嘤嘤嘤~" Xiao Xiaobai was pretending to cry.

Xiaobai glanced at her sideways, and couldn't help but clenched his fists. He subconsciously wanted to punch the squealing brat to make her squeak louder.

But she immediately realized that the one in front of her was not Liuliu, but her own niece. It was her little baby who saw her become such a cute little girl.

"I think it's pretty good-looking, don't cry." Zhang Tan comforted him.

Robin's eyes lit up.

Xiaobai also said: "I also think it's pretty. Xiaobai, you are one of the cutest children in the world."

"hiahiahia~~~~"

Robin was overjoyed and couldn't help laughing.

She didn't understand "one" and not "one". She only heard her little aunt praise her as the cutest child in the world.

This honor, this title, was the first time she heard it from her little aunt.

Robin's little white tail couldn't help but curl up. He sat on a small stool and shook his head. He pouted, puffed out his cheeks, widened his eyes, held up his face... In short, he made all kinds of little tricks to try his best to look cute.

Zhang Tan looked amused, but Xiao Bai said impatiently: "My aunt is drying your hair, please don't move around and sit down obediently. Are you acting like a troublemaker?"

Robin Bai immediately stopped moving and sat down obediently, with his little body straight.

After blow-drying her hair, Zhang Tan served Xiao Bai again, and then urged the two of them to go to the bedroom to get ready for bed.

He followed them in and sat by the bed, preparing to tell them a bedtime story.

Xiaobai complained: "Old man, I want Xiaobai to go to Xiwa's room to sleep. She refuses, so she wants to stay here with me."

Xiao Xiaobai was rolling on the bed. Hearing this, he got up and said pitifully: "I'm scared to sleep alone."

Xiaobai said: "What are you afraid of?? I have been sleeping alone since I was two years old. My aunt told me ghost stories to scare me, but I am not afraid. What do you think you are afraid of?"

Xiao Xiaobai said fearfully: "I'm afraid of little devils."

Xiaobai said nonchalantly: "Don't worry, little devil. My aunt will give you a carrot knife. If you put the carrot knife under your pillow, the little devil will not dare to look for you."

Xiao Xiaobai is not that easy to deceive. "The carrot knife can only chop carrots."

In short, she just made various excuses and refused to change beds.

And Xiaobai was afraid that she would wet the bed at night and get her sheets wet.

But facing the clingy little Xiaobai, she didn't have much to do. She couldn't just feed her, right?

Zhang Tan was helpless and didn't speak at all.

Seeing that his aunt and uncle couldn't do anything to him, Xiao Xiaobai felt relieved and continued to roll around on the bed.

The soft bed made her want to roll around.

After Xiaobai couldn't do anything to Xiaoxiaobai, he turned to Zhang Tan and said, "Old man, I also asked Xie Xiaoxu to write a song, you guys should work hard."

Zhang Tan was stunned and asked, "What? Write a song for your uncle? Xie Xiaoxu?"

Xiaobai nodded and said yes.

Zhang Tan's face changed: "What do you mean? Are you worried about me, an old man?"

Xiaobai laughed: "You two PK."

Xiaoxiaobai, lying on the bed, laughed hiahia.

Zhang Tan asked, "Will Xie Xiaoxu come to Xiaohongma tomorrow?"

Xiao Xiaobai answered first, "Yes! He will come! He will bring songs."

Xiao Bai said, "Old man, I believe the songs you write must be better than his."

Xiao Xiaobai was very confident in Xie Xiaoxu. She said, "Xie Xiaoxu writes better. The song "Picking Up Trash Together" written by Xie Xiaoxu for me is very good."

Xiao Bai said to her, "As long as you like it."

"I like it, little aunt."

"Okay, got it, go play."

Xiao Xiaobai immediately rolled from the head of the bed to the foot of the bed, and then from the foot of the bed to the head of the bed, like a happy puppy.

Zhang Tan urged her to lie down quickly, and he was going to tell a bedtime story.

After telling the bedtime story, he wanted to continue choosing songs. Wow! Xiaobai actually has such management skills and has introduced a competition mechanism! He instantly felt a sense of crisis and had to be a little more serious.

After leaving Xiaobai's room, Zhang Tan returned to the study again and sat at the desk. The computer showed a new email about the plan for the national premiere of "The Matrix" (ultimate version).

But he didn't have time to read it. He had to finish the task assigned by Xiaobai first.

Because Xiaobai, this idiot, introduced a competition mechanism, Zhang Tan had to spend an extra minute to think about it.

He quickly wrote the two songs, printed them out, looked at them again, and after confirming that there was no problem, he folded the music score, found a pair of red socks he wore in his birth year, stuffed them in, and then quietly came to Xiaobai's room and put them next to the pillows of the two sleeping people.

It's impossible to lose to Xie Xiaoxu, right? ? ? No way, no way!!!