Dad Academy
Chapter 2490 I want to die, I want to die, I want to die
Chapter 2490: Die, die, die~
The next day was Saturday, the school was not in session, and it was also the day of the sixth grade exam.
Xiaobai went out early in the morning, nominally to play with Xi'er and Xiaobai, but actually to ask Xiaobai if he had picked up Liliu's grudge book.
If you could get Liliu's grudge book in advance, then Liliu would never be able to spend any more time and would be a slave forever.
"Old man, give me ten dollars."
Before going out, Xiaobai approached the old man and asked for money.
Zhang Tan took out the money and asked, "What do you want the money for?"
You must ask, but you can't be too slow when taking out the money, and you can't let Xiaobai think that he is unwilling to give money.
Xiaobai said: "I'll bring some breakfast to Xiwawa and Xiaobai. Let's buy them tea eggs."
Zhang Tan gave her twenty yuan and said, "Then buy more and don't run around on the road."
"Got it."
"Do you really don't want me to accompany you?"
"Go and do your work, I'm not a child."
But you are just a child.
In the end, Zhang Tan didn't follow him. Like an old father, he watched Xiaobai leave the yard and walk deeper into Huangjia Village.
I remembered that in the past, Xiaobai needed to be accompanied by him when he went out. Now Xiaobai can go out alone. Time flies so fast.
When Xiaobai passed by a pancake and fruit shop, she saw a queue in front of the shop. They were all buying pancakes and fruit. There were several people busy in the shop, and one of them was her aunt.
Xiaobai walked in leisurely and said loudly: "Auntie - are you busy?"
Malanhua raised her head and glanced at her, and immediately called out: "Go and help collect the money."
Xiaobai didn't move, but said: "I have something to do. I came to give you tea eggs. My aunt gave them to you. I bought them."
She handed over a warm tea egg. Malanhua was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why did you buy me a tea egg?"
Xiaobai said: "Let you replenish your body."
Malanhua rolled her eyes at her, a tea egg filling the body of a hammer, but she still accepted it and waved Xiaobai to get out of here quickly and not to get in the way.
"Help or not help, walk quickly, walk quickly."
Xiaobai went out and stood at the door and yelled: "What a shame, I bought you tea eggs and you drove me away. I didn't even know how to yell at you!"
Malanhua raised the spatula in her hand, and Xiaobai ran away immediately.
When I came to the small building, I found that Xiao Xiaobai was helping her mother dry the sheets. The pony pattern on the sheets seemed to be running in the sun.
"Hahaha - little Xiaobai! You wet the bed again!"
Xiaobai laughed. Without asking, he knew that Xiaobai must have wet the bed, otherwise why would he wash the sheets?
Xiao Xiaobai found out that her little aunt was here. She was in a good mood and was not ashamed at all. She also laughed and responded: "Little aunt, have you peed too?"
Xiaobai's face changed and he said angrily: "I didn't wet the bed. My little aunt never wets the bed."
Xiao Xiaobai did not admire her, but said: "Then you are not cute."
Xiao Bai laughed loudly, thinking that Robin was stupidly cute.
Yang Yi asked Xiaobai if she had eaten breakfast. If not, she would eat at her house.
Xiaobai picked up the tea eggs he bought and said, "I've eaten them. Look, Xiaobai has two of the tea eggs I bought for you. You can grow up quickly if you eat them."
Xiao Xiaobai was immediately eager to try: "I will eat it now."
Her mother said, "You've already eaten."
"I'll eat again."
My little aunt bought this.
Xiaobai put his arm around her shoulders and took her away. At the same time, he said to Yang Yi: "Sister-in-law, I will take Xiaobai to find Xiwawa."
Yang Yi said: "Go."
Since they moved to Pujiang, Xiao Xiaobai basically didn't need to be taken care of by them. She played with her little aunt from morning to night. It was so worry-free that Yang Yi and Bai Zhiqiang were discussing whether to have a second child.
Xiaobai took Xiaobai through the corner of the stairs and immediately asked her secretly if she had picked up a small book last night.
"No~" Xiao Xiaobai shook his head cutely, not understanding why his aunt asked this suddenly. Where did she pick up the notebook?
"Really?" Xiaobai was a little unwilling.
"Really not~" Xiao Xiaobai was still a little clever and asked thiefly: "Whose little notebook?"
Xiaobai laughed.
Xiao Xiaobai also laughed, and the two of them looked like a pair of little foxes.
"Is it Liuliu's?" Xiao Xiaobai was once again clever and could guess that it was Liuliu's little book.
It is true that Liuliu is so well-known for holding grudges. There are not many children in Little Red Horse Academy who have not been grudged by her. Even every time Liuliu holds a grudge, she does it in person. She really doesn't take everyone seriously, resulting in Everyone has seen her grudge book.
Xiaobai secretly smiled and said: "To be sure, Guawazi, you are a bit like me."
After being praised by his little aunt, Xiao Xiaobai was in a good mood and jumped up and down: "My mother said I look like my little aunt when she was a child!"
Malanhua and Bai Jianping also said this.
"Then you still have to learn from me."
"Learn from my little aunt."
"Come on, little friend."
"Add more oil."
"Then my little aunt asked you, did you pick up Liliu's little notebook?"
"Didn't find it."
"No! You said you picked it up."
"...I didn't pick it up."
"No, you picked it up."
"I really didn't pick it up. My pants pocket is empty."
"Silly boy, just listen to my little aunt. If someone asks you if you picked it up, just say you did."
Xiao Xiaobai had questions all over her head, but her aunt didn't give her an explanation, she just told her to say so.
"If you want to eat tea eggs, just say you picked them up."
Xiao Xiaobai's eyes were full of clear stupidity, and he nodded drowsily: "I picked it up."
"Good boy." Xiaobai praised.
Xiao Xiaobai suddenly became excited and asked nervously: "Little aunt, you won't let me pay for it? I don't have any money."
"I won't let you pay, don't worry. Let's go find Xiwawa to eat tea eggs."
"Eat tea eggs! I can't afford tea eggs."
Because I can't afford tea eggs, I was bribed by two tea eggs to say something against my will.
Even Xiaobai didn't use the bear drink.
On this day, a child was restless and prayed to God at home to protect himself from such bad luck.
In the evening, a certain child became even more restless and ran rampant at home, mumbling to himself, almost going crazy.
Zhu Xiaojing asked her: "Liuliu, do you want to go to Little Red Horse tonight?"
Liuliu said without hesitation: "I won't go!"
Then he ran into his room, but after a while he ran out, found Zhu Xiaojing and said, "Mother Zhu, can you lend me your helmet?"
"What kind of helmet do I have?" Zhu Xiaojing asked.
Luliu said: "It's the helmet you wear when riding a motorcycle."
"What do you want to use it for? It's in the restaurant."
Luliu immediately ran to find the blue helmet and put it on her head, but found that she couldn't see anything after putting it on. The helmet was too big and blocked her vision.
"No, this helmet is too big. Please change it to a smaller one."
"This is the only helmet in our family, there are no smaller ones."
"What about mine?"
"you have not."
"Good guy, you look down on me, why don't I?"
"No reason, I just look down on you."
"..."
"How?"
"Hey, mother Zhu, buy me a baby. I want it to be like a baby, pink, and small."
"What do you want to use it for?"
"I'm going to put it on little red pony."
Zhu Xiaojing asked her why she needed to wear a helmet when going to Little Red Horse, but Luliu was very honest, saying that she was afraid of death and wearing a helmet could protect herself well.
"Mother Zhu, if you don't want to lose your baby, buy her a helmet." Luliu threatened Zhu Xiaojing with herself.
Zhu Xiaojing laughed angrily and asked, "Who will beat you to death?"
"There are a lot of people meeting." Liuliu blurted out.
Just based on the words she wrote in the grudge book, everyone in the Little Red Horse Academy would have a reason to kick her. The dogs in the Huangjia Village would have to step on her twice, and the parrots and callows in the academy would have to be scolded three times. It took three days and three nights to calm down.
Liliu originally planned not to go to Little Red Pony Academy tonight, but if she didn't go, how could she get her grudge book back? She didn't have any hope for Xiao Xiaobai. If Xiao Xiaobai really picked it up, the melon would definitely be given to her aunt during the day. But if it wasn't Xiao Xiaobai, what if it was Xiaoxiao?
If she went to Little Red Horse earlier and caught Xiaoxiao earlier, she might be able to get her grudge book back.
If Xiaoxiao doesn't deal with her and refuses to accept her, it's definitely unrealistic for Xiaoxiao to voluntarily hand over her grudge book, but it doesn't matter. She can bully the small with her big one. She is good at this and has great experience in leading people into the woods. Xiaoxiao let her control it.
Moreover, Liuliu wanted to ask Xiaoxiao Bai if he really found her grudge book, and then test Xiaobai's fart black, what if fart black deceived her?
Liuliu decided to give it a try.
But you should also pay attention to life safety. It is best to wear a helmet. Leave the rest to the blessing of the Bodhisattva. She worshiped several times today and even contributed her own snacks and rations for the day. It is really unreasonable not to bless her. She has to Go complain to Xiwawa.
Zhu Xiaojing finally bought a pink mini PLUS helmet for Liuliu, but this was conditional, that is to say, Liuliu signed a pre-battle treaty again.
Zhu Xiaojing wanted her to get good grades in this final exam, so Luoliu immediately patted her chest and promised that she would definitely bring back at least one certificate for Zhu's mother!
Listen clearly! It’s at least one! Very generous.
This made Zhu Xiaojing feel very good, and she happily went to the mall to buy a helmet with her equally happy Liuliu.
Putting on her helmet, Luoliu had dinner and was about to rush to Little Red Horse. Her father had just come home from overtime work and even before he had eaten, he was urging her to send her off quickly. He was afraid that Xiaoxiao would be too late. Caught by Xiaobai first.
Before going out, Liuliu worshiped Buddha again, knelt in front of a wall, and kowtowed.
Shen Limin and Zhu Xiaojing were speechless for a while. Zhu Xiaojing even thought, after Liuliu left, would she cry if she tore off her Buddha?
This Buddha statue is actually a piece of paper with a so-called Buddha statue drawn on it. Anyway, Zhu Xiaojing didn't see it very much. The painting was quite abstract.
But according to Liliu, this is Xiwa’s baby Buddha, which is particularly efficacious.
What makes Zhu Xiaojing and Shen Limin most funny is that there is a bottle of bear drink, an apple and two oranges placed in front of this piece of paper.
They were all saved by the durians who were reluctant to eat them.
It seems that Dayanyan is really worried that this time she will never come back.
On the way to Little Red Horse, Liuliu chattered non-stop and was a talkative person. It was rare that Shen Limin did not complain in his heart that Liuliu was too talkative this time, because he knew that when a person is nervous, he will talk through non-stop. Talk to ease your mood.
In other words, Luoliu was very nervous along the way.
Shen Limin sent Liuliu to the gate of the academy and asked her, "Do you want me to go in with you?"
Liuliu, who was scared to death, shook his head decisively: "You don't mean to call me a parent!"
Pretty decent!
Liuliu poked his head at the entrance of the academy. He didn't go in immediately because he was inquiring about the situation inside.
It was only six o'clock in the evening, the school was very quiet, and there were no children in the yard.
However, Liuliu was a little worried. Xiaobai's Guawazi wouldn't ambush her in a corner, right?
When Shen Limin saw that she was still not coming in, he naturally couldn't leave.
Liuliu turned back to him and said, "You go back to eat."
Shen Limin said, "I'll leave after you get in."
My heart said, what if I leave and you don't go in? I don't know where you can go to play.
Liuliu muttered, not knowing what he was talking about.
Seeing that she couldn't make up her mind, Shen Limin quietly waved to Lao Li in the yard. Lao Li came to open the door and saw Liuliu lingering at the door.
He opened the door and said: "Liuliu, come in quickly."
Liuliu stood at the door, looked around first, as if he was not aware of the dangerous atmosphere like a small animal, and then walked in.
"Why are you wearing a helmet? Isn't it hot?" Lao Li asked strangely.
Liuliu quickly took off her helmet and gasped for breath. Suddenly, she quickly put it on again because she saw Xiaobai appear.
"Master Bao - Master Bao, you are here -" Xiaobai whined as soon as he arrived.
Robin and Xiwawa who were following Xiaobai also shouted to Mr. Bao.
When Liuliu saw Robin Bai, she immediately wanted to catch her and ask her about the grudge book, but after a second thought, she held back.
Can't ask!
As soon as I asked her, the secret was revealed.
This was how she exposed herself last night before Xiaobai discovered her.
Thinking of this, she looked at Xiaobai, only to see Xiaobai looking at her with burning eyes, half-smiling.
The two looked at each other, smiled, and nodded in a friendly manner. They really loved each other and were polite to others. It was impossible to see that there was so much Xiao Jiujiu hidden in each other's hearts.
Liuliu knew that he must act indifferent in order to confuse Xiaobai.
She laughed heartily and shouted with a compliment from Master Bao: "Go and push the guillotine over here."
As Mahan, Robin Bai immediately jumped up and down to look for the guillotine in the classroom. Xiao Bai stopped her and said, "I'm good at it. Let me go. Little Mahan, you stay here."
She took two steps, turned back to Xiwawa and said, "Well, little pangolin, you are strong, come and help me move the guillotine."
Xiwawa followed and said a little unconvinced: "Xiaobai, why do you call me a little pangolin? I'm not a kid, I'm already a teenager."
Xiaobai said: "But you are small. Who told you not to eat? If you don't eat, you will never grow up. You will always be a little pangolin..."
The two of them talked, entered the classroom, and disappeared from Luliu's sight.
Luliu paused and looked down at her little man.
Little Mahan also looked up at her, with an innocent look on his face.
Liuliu looked around, then looked in the direction of the classroom, confirmed that Xiaobai had entered the classroom, and didn't pay attention here, then asked: "Little Mahan, I am Mr. Bao, you want to listen to me, right?"
The stupid little Mahan nodded, his eyes full of clear stupidity.
"Then did you pick up a small notebook last night?" Liuliu asked in a low voice.
Little Mahan shook his head subconsciously, and suddenly remembered his little aunt's warning not long ago, and said, "I picked it up."
Liuliu asked nervously: "What do you mean? When you shake your head, do you pick it up or not?"
"Picked it up."
"Where?"
"Give it to my little aunt."
Liuliu screamed, "I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die~~~"
She subconsciously wanted to run out... If it was too late, she was worried that Xiaobai would bring a guillotine to hit her.
At this time, Xiaonian and Xiao Songqin happened to come to the gate of the academy. As soon as Xiao Songqin saw Liuliu, she shouted with a smile: "Master Bao, you are here~"
During the escape, Luoliu didn't forget to show off her official authority. She nodded majestically with her hands behind her back, hummed, and then started to run away from the little red horse, but suddenly she was hugged by little Song Qin.
Xiao Songqin said: "Liuliu, where are you going? Tell me and Xiaonian about your program last night. I heard it was very good."
Liliu: "..."
If you're a duck, let me go! Liuliu yelled in her heart, but due to this delay, she could only watch helplessly as Li Baibao closed the door again.
At this time, Xiaobai and Xiwawa came out, and they worked together to "carry" a mini carrot knife.
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to die~"
She was running around anxiously. At this time, she saw Xiao Xiaobai running up to Xiao Bai, saying something, and pointing towards her, and then Xiao Bai looked up to the sky and laughed.
Liuliu suddenly understood!
"Damn it, I've been tricked by Xiaobai again!!!"
She immediately gave up her resistance and said, "You can do whatever you want, I'm invincible!" Destroy it~
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