Dad Academy

Dudu is currently at home sending a video to the family chat group. The video was taken by his mother, Sun Dongdong.

As soon as Ms. Zhao got home, she was excited and wanted to share it with others. She chattered about her mood to her parents along the way. When she got home, she reached for her mother's mobile phone and skillfully sent the video to the Zhao family chat group.

There was an immediate response in the group. The adults were very supportive and praised it one by one.

Dudu spoke to his cell phone and sent a voice message to the group, recounting his experience tonight.

Just then, her smart watch phone rang, and it turned out to be Luoliu.

"Liuli~"

"Dudu - you must remember to eat something before going to bed at night, otherwise you will be hungry."

The first thing Liliu said was to express her concern. Although she was thinking about the notebook, she couldn't be anxious. She couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry. She had to let Dudu feel her friendship first, so that if Dudu really picked up the notebook, she would Give it back to her.

"It's too late. You can't eat. It's not good for your health." Dudu said.

Her appetite is comparable to that of Liuliu, but her eating habits are much healthier than Liuliu's.

If it were normal, if Dudu said this, Luoliu would definitely refute, preach, and impart his own experience as a person who has been there.

But today she didn't plan to refute, she really didn't have the confidence to preach.

What if Dudu is unhappy?

She nodded repeatedly and said with a flattering smile: "Yes, yes, you are right."

Dudu was surprised and looked at the durian in the video doubtfully. Why did he feel that this durian didn't look real? Could it be someone else pretending to be it?

She was ready for Luoliu to argue with her.

"Hahaha, don't drink the bear drink, just drink more water." Dudu took the opportunity to teach Liuliu more.

Liuliu nodded: "Yeah, yeah, you're right. I really admire Dudu."

The confusion in Dudu's eyes became more serious, and he always felt that this was fake.

"Hahahahaha~~~~" Liuliu laughed in the video, and then asked tactfully, "Dudu, did you pick up anything tonight?"

"What did you pick up?" Dudu asked.

Her face was full of question marks, but under Liuliu's careful observation, it didn't look like she was pretending.

Liuliu could basically tell that Dudu didn't pick up her grudge book.

But she was still worried and asked one more question: "Did you pick up a small book?"

"No duck, did you lose your notebook?" Dudu asked.

Liuliu carefully observed Dudu's expression and could see no trace of pretense on her part. It seemed that she really had not picked up her grudge book.

Liuliu breathed a sigh of relief, but his worries increased even more, because that would increase the chance that other children would pick it up.

What if, what if, what if I get picked up by that melon boy Xiaobai.

She may really need to use a spaceship to leave the earth in order to save her life.

After Liliu knew the result, she chatted with Dudu for a few words about the dog-head guillotine, and finally said: "Go to bed early, Master Bao will check it!"

Then the call ended.

As soon as she hung up the phone, Shen Limin came over and asked with concern: "How is it? Did Dudu pick it up?"

Liuliu shook his head and said, "No."

Shen Limin asked: "Who should I call next?"

Liuliu thought for a while and decided to call Xiwa because Xiwa was easy to fool.

She really wanted to call Xiaoxiaobai. Compared with Xiwawa, Xiaoxiaobai was easier to fool, but she was worried that at this time, Xiaoxiaobai might be with Xiaobai. If she called him, she wouldn't be throwing herself into a trap. ?

As for the other Xiao Xiao, who is also three years old, it is difficult to fool her. Gua Wazi is influenced by Xiao Lizi and is very dissatisfied with her.

Liuliu found Xiwa's phone number and dialed it...

Zhu Xiaojing came out of the room and saw Liuliu talking on the phone, but said nothing because she knew that if Liuliu didn't finish the call, she would suffer from insomnia for the first time tonight.

"Wai-Xi'er, hello duck-hahahahaha~~~~~"

On the other end of the phone, Xi'er also laughed along with hiahia.

Zhu Xiaojing was going to take a shower first, but when she saw that Liuliu's phone was connected, she planned to listen to the situation. However, after a minute, the two people were still laughing without saying a word.

Zhu Xiaojing couldn't help but look at Shen Limin, both of them couldn't understand, what were they doing? Guan Xiao said nothing? Or does laughter convey useful information?

"Hahahahaha~~~"

"hiahiahiahiahia~~~~"

In the end, it was Liliu who took the lead to break the strange atmosphere. She knew that if she didn't take the initiative to talk, Xi'er could keep giggling with her.

Because Xi'er is such a child.

Liuliu took the initiative to ask Xier if he had picked up anything tonight.

Xi'er finally stopped laughing and replied, "Yes!"

Liuliu perked up and quickly asked what he had picked up.

"Wait a minute~"

Xi'er ran to find something, and met Tan Jin'er on the way. Tan Jin'er's voice came from the phone:

"Xier, why are you running so fast?"

Soon, Xi'er ran back in a hurry, with a small green ball in her hand. She said: "Look, Liuliu, I picked this up tonight, hiahiahia~~~"

Liuliu was greatly disappointed. She thought it was her grudge book, but it turned out to be a ball.

Shen Limin also took a look and recognized that it was a tennis ball.

Xi'er wanted to chat with Liuliu about the past and present life of her tennis star, but Liuliu was not in the mood to talk to her about this at all. After a few words of confusion, Xi'er hung up the phone.

She looked up and saw Zhu's mother and Zhu's father looking at her. They immediately walked away and said, "Go take a shower. Luliu, you can continue to make calls."

After Luliu watched them leave, she continued to call again, this time to Xie Xiaoxu.

Xie Xiaoxu freestyle scolded her tonight, which added a new note to her grudge book.

If Xie Xiaoxu picked up the grudge book, Liuliu would probably be in bad luck.

Because Xie Xiaoxu is Xiaobai's follower.

But fortunately Xie Xiaoxu didn't pick it up either.

Liuliu breathed a sigh of relief and called Cheng Cheng expectantly.

It was dark on Cheng Cheng's side, and after asking, he found out that she had already laid down, the lights in the room had been turned off, and she was getting ready to sleep.

"Why are you looking for me so late at night?" Cheng Cheng asked.

Luliu couldn't see Cheng Cheng at all, he could only see darkness, and his head looked like a night owl with a beard.

"Hahaha, Cheng Cheng, I'm here to check if you're sleeping or not." Luliu said in a dismissive manner.

But in the eyes of the smart Cheng Cheng, her little Jiujiu couldn't escape at all.

Cheng Cheng asked calmly: "Well, you saw, I'm getting ready to go to bed, hang up the phone."

Liuliu laughed and asked pretending to be casual: "Cheng Cheng, did you pick up anything tonight?"

In the darkness, Cheng Cheng's eyes lit up and he asked, "What is it?"

Liuliu continued to laugh. Although she couldn't see Cheng Cheng's appearance, she always felt that she was completely seen through by Cheng Cheng. This feeling was really like being crushed in terms of IQ.

"Nothing, haha, did you pick it up?"

Cheng Cheng did not answer, but said: "You must have lost something, and it is very important."

"No, no~" Liuliu quickly denied.

Cheng Cheng continued to guess on his own: "This thing is very important, and it is very secret, and cannot be seen by everyone, so... it is your grudge book?!!! Right?"

"Really not, haha, (⊙o⊙)..."

Luliu denied it out of habit, but when he heard about Grudge Ben, he was stunned. Cheng Cheng was so awesome! She was indeed crushed in terms of IQ.

"Sure enough, I guessed it right." Cheng Cheng's voice was still calm, neither sad nor happy, neither arrogant nor impetuous.

Liuliu sighed as if he was resigned to his fate, and simply confessed honestly: "Cheng Cheng, have you picked up my little notebook?"

"No~" Cheng Cheng said simply.

Liuliu continued to ask: "Then do you know who picked it up?"

"I don't know." Cheng Cheng said simply, and added: "If I know, I will tell you as soon as possible."

"Thank you Cheng Cheng."

"You're welcome, what did you write?"

"...I wrote my diary duck."

"...Oh, I'm going to bed, don't worry too much, good night."

Liuliu looked at the hung up phone. This was indeed Cheng Cheng's style.

However, after hanging up the phone, why did she feel so much more relaxed?

Sure enough, it is really tiring to compete with children who are too smart.

Liuliu continued to call Xiaomi. Xiaomi was a good boy and said simply that he had not picked up anything.

In the end, only Xiaobai and Xiaobai were left.

Liuliu planned to call Xiaobai first.

She dialed the phone with trepidation.

On the other end, Xiaobai appeared in the camera, and the first thing he said was: "Master Bao, have you had a midnight snack?"

Liuliu picked up the water glass, drank a swig, wiped his mouth and said: "Drink the water, hahaha~~~"

"Master Bao is having fun in the midst of suffering, hohohoho~~~"

"Hahaha, Xiaobai, you can also speak idioms!"

"I know a lot."

"You are so awesome, Xiaobai."

After receiving Liuliu's praise, Xiaobai's first reaction was not happiness, but suspicion in his heart. This was wrong, absolutely wrong!

"I'm going to bed. What's wrong with you, Liuliu?" Xiaobai asked. She didn't believe that Liuliu was here to chat with her.

Liuliu looked like he was preaching, and said: "Xiaobai, how can you sleep at your age? You have to cheer up! Don't sleep yet."

Xiaobai smiled secretly, confirming that there was something wrong in Liliu's mind.

"I still want to keep a diary, talk about things, and quit when I have nothing to do."

Luoliu frowned coldly: "How dare you! How dare you speak to Master Bao like this?!"

Xiaobai stuck out his tongue and made a face, "A little bit, a little bit, a little bit~~~"

She is teasing Mr. Bao!

Liuliu was furious, but soon his anger disappeared and he said with a smile: "Xiaobai, we are good friends. I will not be angry with you. Don't worry."

Xiaobai smiled and said: "Yes, we are good friends, and we are still husband and wife, so if anything happens to you in the future, just tell me and I will definitely be on your side."

"Really?" Luoliu rolled his eyes, feeling overjoyed, but he couldn't show it on his face.

A light flashed in Xiaobai's eyes, thinking that something was indeed wrong, but his face remained calm.

"Of course, you say!"

"I have something to ask you now."

"You say it, you say it, and I will definitely tell you what I know."

"Did you pick up anything tonight?"

"Oh? What is it?"

"Did you pick up everything?"

"...I picked up a stone."

"That's not it."

"I even picked up a hair."

"Not this either."

"I also found a lighter."

"No!"

Liuliu thought that Xiaobai, the idiot, was teasing her.

At this time, Xiaobai's mind was spinning rapidly, guessing and guessing, and suddenly a light flashed, and he asked tentatively: "Is it a small notebook?"

Liuliu's heart skipped a beat, and she tried to keep her face calm.

"Small notebook? What kind? Let me see."

Xiaobai's eyes rolled around, and after listening to Liuliu's words, she was basically sure that Liuliu had lost the small notebook.

She thought about it a lot, and after thinking it over, she said secretly: "It's the small notebook you usually hide."

After she finished speaking, she stared at Liuliu closely, trying to get the answer from Liuliu's expression.

But unfortunately, Liuliu's face couldn't see anything, like a piece of wood, except for the rolling of her eyes, there was nothing.

"Hahahaha~~~~"

Liuliu laughed.

Xiaobai was stunned, it was not right, Liuliu shouldn't have this reaction, shouldn't she be panicked? The premise is that she really lost the grudge book.

Could it be that Liuliu didn't lose the grudge book?

What else could it be?

Xiaobai didn't say anything, just quietly watching Liuliu laugh, as if I was quietly watching you pretend to be calm, don't pretend, I know everything.

But Liuliu still laughed, and after laughing, she said: "Xiaobai, don't lie to me, you didn't pick up the little notebook, haha, you want to lie to me, I didn't lose that."

She wouldn't be fooled. If Xiaobai really picked up her grudge book, he would get angry at her and shout and kill her as soon as he got the call.

Although her little notebook didn't have her name written on it, as long as Xiaobai looked at the content inside, he could tell that it was her.

So, from Xiaobai's reaction, Xiaobai didn't pick up her little notebook.

She was almost fooled by Xiaobai, but fortunately, Bao Daren was extremely smart and had a crescent on his forehead.

Liuliu laughed. What she was most afraid of was that the little notebook was picked up by Xiaobai. Now that she got the answer, the big stone in her heart finally fell to the ground.

As long as it wasn't Xiaobai, it doesn't matter who picked it up.

"Go to bed, Xiaobai, bye, Bao Da Ren will bless you."

Liuliu was in a good mood and was about to hang up the phone.

"Wait--wait, Liuliu! I know." Xiaobai shouted, "I didn't pick up the little notebook, it was Xiaoxiaobai who picked it up, so it was you who lost it!"

Liuliu was shocked and instantly felt nervous. Just when she wanted to ask a few more questions, she suddenly found that the phone was hung up. This almost made her explode with anger and she was furious at home. If Xiaobai dared to appear in front of her at this moment, she would definitely pounce on Xiaobai and kiss his face.

After venting, Liuliu was uneasy. Was what Xiaobai said true? Did Xiaoxiaobai really pick it up?

The only good news is that even if Xiaoxiaobai picked it up, Xiaobai hasn't read the content yet, and Xiaobai didn't even recognize that it was her grudge book.

However, Xiaobai knows now.

嘤嘤嘤~~~

Liuliu has the urge to cry.

How come she was still controlled by Xiaobai? ? ?

She wanted to call Xiaoxiaobai to bribe and threaten him, but Xiaoxiaobai didn't have a watch phone! ! !

"It's over, I'm done, if Xiaobai, that idiot, sees it, no one will pay attention to me..."

Liuliu was destined to be sleepless tonight.

At the same time, Xiaobai was writing a diary, and was ready to go to bed after finishing it.

The last sentence of tonight's diary was written like this: "Who picked up Liuliu's revenge book? Xiaomi, Chengcheng, Xiwawa, Dudu are all impossible, Xie Xiaoxu? Or Xiaoxiao??"

Xiaobai used the elimination method to guess, and finally concluded that the most likely person to pick it up was Xiaoxiao! ! !

Because she knew that Liuliu would definitely call Xiaomi and the others before calling her, and would only ask her after confirming that it was not Xiaomi and the others who picked it up.

Including Xie Xiaoxu.

Xie Xiaoxu's ranking must also be before her.

Only Xiaoxiao and Xiaoxiaobai!

Xiaoxiao and Liuliu don't get along, and Xiaoxiao doesn't have a phone, hahaha~~~

And Xiaoxiaobai definitely didn't pick up the notebook. When this little guy was in the car, she searched her trouser pockets and took away all her weird little things.

So, it was Xiaoxiao?

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