Dad Academy
Chapter 2243 I’ll turn you into a two-dimensional doll with one slap! (Ask for monthly ticket)
Xiaobai listened to his niece's words and told her seriously: "That's your grandma, not your aunt. Also, we won't die, and you don't need to avenge us."
Xiao Xiaobai felt a little relieved and told them to pay attention to safety and come back early.
Xiaobai and Xier left.
Liuliu immediately whispered to Xiaobai that her aunt's words just now were to comfort her and should not be taken seriously.
Who knew that Xiao Xiaobai rolled his eyes at her and said, "That's too much. You're lying to a kid~ Humph!"
Liuliu was left with a stunned look on his face.
Xiaobai and Xi'er went downstairs, and as soon as they walked into the alley, they saw Malanhua walking towards them.
If it were any later, they would be too late.
At the same time, Xiao Bai also saw Xiao Song Qin and Xiao Fu sneaking not far behind his aunt.
The two of them breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Xiaobai and Xi'er appearing.
"Auntie——" Xiaobai shouted from a distance and ran over.
Malanhua was surprised: "Why are you here?"
She looked left and right, but saw no adults there.
Xi'er hiahia smiled: "We are..."
Xiaobai suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart. She quickly took action, covered Xiwawa's mouth, and dragged her behind her. yes
"We are taking a walk, haha." Xiaobai said.
She regretted in her heart why she had brought the baby out. This baby couldn't tell the truth, could she?
When Xiaobai saw Xi'er opening her mouth just now, he subconsciously thought that the child was afraid of telling the truth, so he quickly told her to shut up.
However, the words of Fang Min are better than those of Fang Chuan. Xi'er's words cannot disappear, but will only be transferred.
She seized the opportunity and said: "hiahia, Aunt Ma, we were taking a walk, and we almost got lost just now!"
When Ma Lanhua heard this, she couldn't rest assured, and immediately urged them to return to the little red horse.
But Xiaobai said: "It's impossible to go back, haha, we managed to escape with great difficulty——"
At this point, Xiaobai quickly covered his mouth, seemingly accidentally speaking his true feelings.
At this time, Xi'er "quietly" said to Xiaobai: "It would be bad if my godfather finds out. Let's leave quickly and stop talking to my aunt. She will definitely tip off the news."
Malanhua listened to all these whispers. How could she let them go?
She immediately caught them both and escorted them back to the little red horse herself.
"Ah - I've been caught, I haven't had enough fun~" Xi'er shouted.
Xiaobai fluttered and struggled, trying to escape, but her aunt's claws were like iron claws, and she wouldn't let go after grabbing her. No matter how much she struggled, she didn't move at all.
The two of them couldn't help but feel dejected, and were led back to the little red horse like puppets, begging for mercy all the way.
Be as real as you want.
When passing by the alley where Xiao Songqin and Xiao Fu were hiding, Xi'er stared straight into the depths of the alley, but was kicked by Xiao Bai to avoid being exposed.
After the three of them walked away, Xiao Fei and Xiao Song Qin came out of the alley. After watching them disappear, they discussed it and decided to inform Boss Zhang.
When Xiao Xiaobai heard that her little aunt had been kidnapped by Aunt Ma, she was immediately filled with indignation and wanted to get her little aunt back. Then Dudu held her down and caught her back like a chicken.
"You have to calm down, you are still a child." Dudu said earnestly.
Xiao Xiaobai said anxiously: "But, but, it's too much. I arrested my little aunt~~~"
Dudu comforted her.
Liuliu frowned and looked at the two of them, wondering if they were stupid? Tiehanhan? Shen Shen nagging.
That's Xiaobai's aunt duck! Can aunt kill Xiaobai and Xiwawa? ! Why do these two silly children think that Xiaobai and Xi'er were kidnapped by goblins?
Liuliu muttered, what kind of silly kid was she playing duck with? Will she become so stupid if she joins them like this?
She was a little worried, so she decided not to work and went to lie down on Lao Bai's broken rocking chair to avoid being deceived.
On the other side, Xiaobai and Xi'er were taken to the Little Red Horse, but they found that there was no one else in the Little Red Horse except Lao Li.
Neither Zhang Tan nor Teacher Jiang were there, so when I asked Lao Li, Lao Li didn't know either.
Lao Li didn't know anything about it and had already issued a hush order.
Even the parrot on the treetop had a rubber band wrapped around its mouth today.
It kept trying to pull off the rubber band with its paws, after all, it was uncomfortable.
But who made it a long-tongued bird?
Seeing that there were no adults at home, Xiaobai laughed and said, "Haha, my old man is not at home, so I can sneak out to play again."
Without saying anything, Malanhua slapped Xiaobai on the shoulder with a big slap, almost crushing him.
Xiaobai was angry: "If you have something to say, why don't you just do it?"
Malanhua said coldly: "I don't know how to talk, I only know how to do it, so don't be so whiny."
Xi'er on the side was so frightened that she quickly shut her mouth tightly. She liked chattering more than Xiaobai, so everyone called her Nagging Xi.
Ma Lanhua wanted to keep Xiaobai and Xi'er in Xiaohongma and asked Lao Li to close the door tightly and not let them out.
Xiaobai shouted again: "If we can't be locked up, we will climb over the wall, climb a tree, or drill a hole to get out..."
Before she could finish her words, Malanhua's big slap came again. Xiaobai was so frightened that he rolled around and hurried away.
"I'll slap you into a two-dimensional doll!" Malanhua said viciously.
Xiaobai asked: "What kind of doll?"
Malanhua said: "Come here, I will show you how to do it and you will know how to do it."
Xiaobai is not that stupid.
In view of Xiaobai's naughty nature, Malanhua was worried about keeping her, but took her to a pancake and fruit shop.
"You and Xiwawa stay in the store honestly, and I'll go get something from home." Malanhua said.
Xiaobai asked: "What are you taking? I can run away."
Malanhua was so angry that she wanted to open her buttocks, but she felt that Guawazi was particularly naughty today.
"Auntie, I'm going to get your things for you. Don't worry, I won't run away. If I run away, I won't be a human being. Do you want me?"
"Crawl away! Can you help me get Xiwawa? I trust Xiwawa."
Xi'er's spirits perked up, and it felt good to be trusted.
Xiaobai said, "No, Xiwawa doesn't want to go. She's scared to be alone."
Xi'er: "I'm not afraid. I can do it. Aunt Ma, please let me go!"
Xiaobai whispered to her: "You are afraid."
Xi'er: "hiahia, I'm not afraid."
Malanhua: "She's not afraid. Xiaobai, you idiot, stay in the store. Xiwawa, go help me find something..."
After giving some instructions, she let Xi'er go.
Xiaobai watched Xi'er running away with envy. She wanted to follow, but her aunt pulled her back by the collar and asked her to sell hard.
"If you don't sell 100 pancakes today, you will never go back." Malanhua said harshly.
Xiaobai said angrily: "Auntie, you want to tire me to death——"
Malanhua smiled evilly and said, "This is your strength."
Xiaobai: "No, no, my strength is just eating pancakes and fruits, not selling them."
Malanhua: "Don't worry, now I will develop this strength for you."
Xiaobai: "But I'm still studying. I still have to study hard and make progress every day. I'm going to learn how to sell pancakes and fruit. I don't want it - let's ask Liuliu to sell it. This is Liuliu's strength."
Malanhua: "Then you go and catch Liliu. I can let you go when she comes."
Xiaobai: "...ヽ(°▽,°)"
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