Dad Academy

Xi'er hid under the bed, but she didn't find the cockroach. Instead, she found a black plastic bag, that kind of garbage bag, with something hidden inside.

She got out from under the bed and opened it with Xiaobai. They saw a lot of paper flying, different kinds of paper flying.

Face value varies.

Xi'er was excited and said a little excitedly: "Xiaobai, are we getting rich?"

Immediately I thought that Xiaobai had a bad habit, and quickly warned: "Xiaobai, don't throw the paper away~~~ This is money, you can buy bear drinks."

Xiaobai glanced at this little guy. A little kid from kindergarten actually taught her how to recognize banknotes. Do you really think she is stupid? ! !

snort!

Just because she threw money away like paper didn't mean she didn't recognize it.

Of course she knew. When she was three or four years old, she could set up a stall behind Malanhua and be responsible for shouting and collecting money.

She saw that Xi'er was still nagging, but the main idea was that this was money, so don't throw it away like paper.

"I know, I know~" Xiaobai said impatiently, "I'm not a fool!"

Xi'er hiahia smiled and still taught her: "This is 5 yuan, this is 10 yuan, this is - 1 yuan..."

Xiwawa nagged, fearing that Xiaobai would not recognize these denominations, but in the end she was still worried that Xiaobai would throw away the money.

"Are they all small coins?" Xiaobai asked.

She plucked the banknotes in the garbage bag and found that they were all of small denominations. Occasionally, she could see one or two hundred-dollar bills.

"It's just paper fly~~" Xiaobai picked up a hundred-dollar bill.

If she wanted to throw the paper away, she would definitely throw it at this one. She was not interested in throwing away the ones worth 1 or 5 yuan.

"You have to calm down, Xiaobai, you have to calm down, don't throw it away——"

Xi'er exclaimed when she saw the hundred-yuan bill in her hand. She stretched out her hand to reach for it and snatched it back, fearing that Xiaobai would throw it away.

But Xiaobai had been on guard for a long time. He raised his arms even though the baby was jumping around and couldn't reach it.

"I won't throw it away!" Xiaobai promised, "Whose is it?"

Xi'er's eyes rolled around and she said seriously: "Could it be the father-in-law's?"

"Grandfather of the land?" Xiaobai wondered.

Xi'er nodded, "Yeah, yeah, it's the father-in-law of the land. He burrowed into the soil with a swish, and came out again with a swish."

"Aren't you a landlady?"

"...The land mother-in-law has to take care of her little granddaughter."

"Isn't that aunt and uncle's?"

"No~"

"Then how about we return it to the father-in-law of the land?"

Xi'er shook her head: "I can't find him."

"What should we do?"

"What should I do?" Xi'er asked.

Xiaobai: "Shall we help the landlady put it away?"

"Yeah, yeah, hiahia, I think so too, Xiaobai."

The two happily decided to embezzle the money and keep it as their own.

But as soon as the two of them walked out of the bedroom, they were stared at by Malanhua.

"What are you doing sneakily?"

Xiaobai and Xi'er shook their heads in unison.

"No? Xiaobai, what are you hiding in your clothes? It's bulging."

Xiaobai and Xi'er shook their heads in unison.

"Come here, show me!"

The next second, Xiaobai wanted to run away, but was caught by Malanhua, who was already on guard.

"Ah - Auntie! Auntie, what are you doing?"

No matter how much Xiaobai yelled, she could not escape from Malanhua's clutches. Naturally, the money she hid in her clothes was also taken away.

"So much money? Where did you get it?"

Malanhua asked Xiaobai, but Xiaobai refused to speak.

So, she looked at Xi'er beside her.

Xi'er immediately confessed, blah blah blah, pouring beans into the bamboo tube, as if if she was too late, her life would be in danger.

"You said you found it under the bed? Is there this under the bed? Is it true?" Malanhua was dubious.

"It's true, it's true! I found it! Aunt Ma, come here quickly."

Xi'er immediately demonstrated how she found the money, and she was about to crawl under the bed again to recreate the scene.

Malanhua stopped her and expressed her belief in her.

"Xiaobai, is that true?" Malanhua asked Xiaobai.

Xiaobai: "Humph!!"

Xi'er: "Xiaobai, is that true?"

"I don't talk to Fat Rabbit!"

Xi'er: →_→

Malanhua never expected that Lao Bai actually had private money hidden away.

What are the consequences of setting up a private treasury?

What a heinous crime!

Malanhua immediately confiscated it and rewarded Xiaobai and Xi'er with a huge sum of money each as a reward.

"Why do I only have 5 yuan!" Xiaobai was extremely dissatisfied.

Malanhua said: "It's only a few dollars in total. Even though it looks like a lot, it's actually not much."

Xiaobai: "Then why does Zixiwawa have 10 yuan?"

Xi'er pinched her 10 yuan happily and said with joy: "hiahiahia~~~"

"You are so ridiculous~" Xiaobai said angrily.

"hiahiahia~~I have 10 yuan, Xiaobai, look!"

Xi'er held up the ticket to show off, as if she wasn't afraid that Xiaobai would steal it from her.

It wasn't that she wasn't worried because it was Xiaobai in front of her, but she wouldn't think anyone would snatch her things when she was in front of her.

Even pomegranates.

Even Boss Zhang.

Such an innocent fool!

Perhaps this is the fruit of labor, and I feel particularly fulfilled when harvesting.

Xiaobai tried to confiscate her money several times, but in the end he only said: "Put it away quickly! Don't let people see it when you see it! Are you stupid?"

Xi'er muttered: "\u0026% # ￥I'm not stupid."

"Aunt - let's go chat -"

Xiaobai shouted into the room and left without looking back.

Xi'er followed her step by step, turned back and shouted into the house: "Auntie - I'm taking Xiaobai away -"

Malanhua's response came from inside the room:

"Take care of her."

"Alright, I got it!"

Xi'er suddenly became energetic, and she caught up with Xiaobai in small steps, grabbed the hem of her clothes and said, "Xiaobai, I want to watch you and won't let you lose it."

Xiaobai became irritated when he saw the 10 yuan in her hand. Why was it 5 yuan for her and 10 yuan for Xier? It was obviously her command!

"Crawl away, don't touch me~~~"

Although the words were fierce, Xi'er allowed Xi'er to grab her clothes and not let go.

In the room, Malanhua counted the money in the garbage bag twice. Even though the bag was more than half full, the total amount was only about 600 yuan.

Originally, Malanhua planned to confiscate everything but the man's small treasury. It was the source of evil. When he had money, he wanted to be rich.

But she thought about it again and again, and suddenly felt that her family, Lao Bai, was so miserable. She didn't know how long she had been saving this bag of pocket money before she saved so much. It was all bits and pieces, and the total was only 603 yuan! Every bit of it is filled with desolation.

She pulled out Lao Bai in her mind, looked at it carefully, looked inside and out, and found that her Lao Bai didn't seem to have any other bad hobbies besides being a bit boring, drinking a little wine, and dancing in the square. .

He is a so-so good man.

Thinking of this, Malanhua repackaged the money, tied the bag, got under the bed, and put the garbage bag back away.

It was at the foot of the bed against the wall, tied to the foot of the bed.

She struggled to get in, and then climbed out again.

The bottom of the bunk bed is very short, so it is not easy for her size to get into it. Unlike Xi'er, she can roll and jump a few times under it without any problem.

She got in with the bag, only to get out again with the bag.

First, he sat on the ground and took a few breaths, then he opened the bag, felt through his pockets, and found all the money he had on him, a total of 310 yuan.

Without thinking, she put the 310 yuan into the bag, tied it, struggled to get under the bed, tied it to the foot of the bed, got out, patted the dust on her knees, closed the door to the room, and went out. Go to the store to do business.

In the shadow under the bed, a chicken was beeping, and a black garbage bag was quietly squeezed in the corner. Inside was 603 plus 310 yuan.

But we all know that in this garbage bag, 603+310 is not equal to 913. Adding these two numbers together is an emotion that money cannot measure.