Dad Academy

Zhang Tan chatted with the village chief and others, while Liuliu sat at the corner of the table, pouring bear drinks into his own small cup.

But she only had one bottle of Little Bear Drink, which was not enough to drink, so she had to mix it with some water so that she could drink it for a long time.

She also prepared a pair of chopsticks for herself, and while drinking the bear, she picked up some vegetables and ate them.

Seeing Zhang Tan and others just eating peanuts, she thought they were delicious and used chopsticks to pick them up. After picking them up for a while, she didn't pick up even one.

She simply put it into her mouth with her hands and squeaked. Although it tasted good, it was just that, far less delicious than pig head meat.

She still prefers to eat pork head meat.

"Liuliu, why do you live here?"

Xiaobai finally discovered Liliu who was eating and drinking among the adults.

"Haha, chat with Boss Zhang and the village chief~"

Of course, Liliu would not say that she was here to eat and drink. Her purpose was not to eat or drink, but to help Boss Zhang accompany his guests.

"hiahia, there's no more durian in the cup. I'll pour some for you."

Xi'er also came over and poured wine for Liuliu enthusiastically.

Liliu praised Xi'er for being sensible and a good child, and rewarded her with a peanut.

When she saw Boss Zhang and Grandpa Meng holding up their wine glasses to make a toast, she quickly spit out the peanuts in her mouth, picked up her own cup, stood up, mixed in with the crowd, and shouted cheerfully: "Cheers--"

Zhang Tan smiled and said, "Drink less, Liuliu. If you drink too much, you will wet the bed at night."

"Who are you scaring, Boss Zhang~" Liuliu said disdainfully, "Cheers - let's cheers!!!"

After saying that, he picked up the small cup and poured it into his mouth. The next moment——

Puff——

"What's wrong?!"

"Spit all over me!"

"I'm confused."

The people at the table drinking and eating were stunned for a moment, because Liuliu spit out all the Bear drinks she drank and sprayed it all over the table. Everyone suffered, especially Zhang Tan, who was sitting opposite her, and his face was covered in Squirted.

Zhang Tan: "*...\u0026%￥ # ￥ # ￥..."

Is this melon boy taking revenge on him?

But before he could wonder whether Liuliu did it on purpose, Luliu had already howled.

"Oh my God - my mother, it tastes so bad. What kind of duck is this? I'm so spicy -"

She yelled, cried and looked very miserable.

When the village chief saw it, he immediately picked up Liuliu's cup and smelled it. A strong smell of wine hit his nostrils.

"Good guy, this is Big Bear Wine! Can it be less spicy? How do you drink Big Bear Wine?"

As the village chief said this, he ran to his home, poured a glass of water and gave it to Liuliu.

"Take a sip quickly, don't drink it down, rinse your mouth and spit it out."

With a sad face, Liuliu took a big sip, listened to the village chief's words, rinsed his mouth and spit it out.

The village chief asked her to rinse her mouth three or four times before letting her drink it.

"Am I going to die? Am I going to die soon?" Liuliu asked in panic.

"Don't think too much about it. What you drank was wine, not poison." The village chief said.

"Where's my mother Zhu? Mother Zhu - come here quickly, I'll say a few words to you." Liuliu shouted, calling Zhu Xiaojing to come over.

But Zhu Xiaojing is not here at the moment, and I don’t know where she went.

Luoliu was miserable and felt that she might not be able to see Mother Zhu.

"Don't be afraid, Liliu, I'm here to save you!"

Dudu came running.

Although Ms. Zhao arrived late, she did not have a first aid kit, but she could save people with her bare hands.

I'm going to use it on Liuliu today.

"I don't want it, I don't want you to save me - you will beat me to death! I'm so miserable, who wants to harm me!" Liuliu suddenly thought of Xi'er who was pouring herself a drink, and said angrily: "Xi'er - Xi'er, you little scoundrel, you gave me a poisonous duck!! Good guy, good guy duck! You are so cute, so you are such a bad duck, I didn't expect a duck, I didn't expect a duck - I should have known this , I won’t give you peanuts to eat! Good duck, good duck..."

Xi'er was also confused.

She didn't expect that the reaction would be so severe. She didn't poison it.

"I really didn't poison him~ I really didn't~" Xi'er almost cried. She didn't want to harm Liuliu.

Xiaobai and Xiaomi stood beside Xi'er, comforting her and saying they believed in her.

Zhang Tan asked: "Xi'er, when you poured wine for Liliu just now, which bottle did you use?"

Xi'er pointed at the Big Bear Wine.

She saw that everyone was using this to pour wine, so she also used this to pour wine for Liuliu.

Now everyone understands.

Da Yanyan is so miserable.

A few days ago, Xi'er accidentally poured herself wine and almost got drunk after one sip.

Today she also poured wine for Luliu. Luliu didn't drink it, so he shouldn't be drunk.

"Little friends~~ Little friends - let me sing a song for everyone - ah~~~ah~~~~~~the beautiful scenery of the West Lake~~~the duck in March~~~~ah~~~ ~Ah~~~~~~~”

Liuliu sang and danced, jumping around in the yard, full of passion and enthusiasm.

The world is so big that only such a stage can accommodate her.

She howled dryly, and only knew a few lines of the song "Du Qing", and barely added two lines of "Beautiful West Lake, ducks in March", just these two lines over and over again.

“Ah~~~~Ah—oh my god~~~”

If you don’t remember the lyrics, then create your own lyrics. This is not a problem for Da Yanyan.

She sang with great enthusiasm, and everyone watched with great enthusiasm.

Especially the children, some applauded, cheered, admired, jumped up and down wanting to join in, some raised their mobile phones to record the video, some snickered, some were surprised.

"Liuliu, stop singing and take a rest." Zhang Tan shouted.

"Good friends, good friends, come together, ah~~~ah~~~~~"

Liuliu didn't listen to Zhang Tan at all and continued to be immersed in his own world, unable to extricate himself.

I'm afraid she can only wake up from her own world if Zhu Xiaojing takes her out forcefully.

"It's over, Liliu is drunk." Meng Guangxin said worriedly, "She drank a little just now."

Zhang Tan asked: "Is there anything you can do to sober up? Even though you drink a little, it is harmful to your health as a child."

Meng Guangxin nodded and said yes. He got up and went to the house to prepare a cup of honey water for Duliu.

But suddenly he remembered something and came back to ask Zhang Tan: "What song is Liuli singing this? I haven't heard it, but it sounds good."

Zhang Tan looked at him in surprise, wondering now is the time to care about this? Is the song title more important, or is Liliu's life and health more important?

Meng Guangxin felt embarrassed by him.

"I'll pour the honey water."

When he came out with the honey water, Liuliu was still singing loudly, but no longer howling. Instead, he was riding on Xiaobai's back and refused to get off, no matter how hard he pulled her.

"Ah~~ah~~~~~The beautiful scenery of the West Lake, I won't get out of the duck-Xiaobaijiajiajiajia-"

"Come down, you come down, I*\u0026%%￥ # ￥"

Xiaobai was always furious and wanted to use force, but Luliu was drunk and worried about breaking her.

"Hahaha 666 duck, if I don't come down, let's fly together -"

Xiaomi stepped forward to help them separate, but Liuliu held Xiaobai's waist and refused to let go.

"Dudu, come and help~~~~" Xiaomi greeted Dudu to help.

Dudu stepped forward, hugged Liuliu, and asked her to let go, but did not dare to use force.

In the end, it was Zhang Tan who took action and peeled off Liuliu from Xiaobai, and then, he was entangled with Liuliu.

Liuliu hugged his thigh and didn't let go, like a sloth.

Meng Guangxin brought honey water and fed it to the pomegranate.

This pomegranate was very cooperative and I drank it all in one go.

"Are you feeling better? Liuliu." Meng Guangxin asked.

He smacked the pomegranate in his mouth, "It tastes good, it's sweet."

"It seems a lot better." Meng Guangxin said, and immediately grabbed Liuliu who was holding Zhang Tan's thigh and asked, "What song are you singing? I haven't heard it, but it sounds good."

Zhang Tan: "..."

Lao Meng, how did you develop this strange focus?