Dad Academy
Chapter 1031 Silly boy
The car drove to the zoo, Zhang Tan sat in the driver's seat, the passenger seat was empty, no one was there, and the three girls sat in the back.
Xi'er hiahia laughed and said that no girl liked his godfather and no one sat with him.
This kid tells the truth.
Tan Jin'er snickered, looked up at the rearview mirror in the front seat, and met Zhang Tan's gaze. She was stunned. She quickly lowered her head, gently unscrewed the cap of a bottle of mineral water, and placed it next to the driver's seat.
"Thank you." Zhang Tan said. While waiting for the traffic light, he picked up the water bottle and took a few sips. Xiaobai insisted on adding salt to the millet porridge for breakfast, but she added too much salt and couldn't eat it. Zhang Tan exchanged his millet porridge with her. In order not to waste it, he planned to finish the salty millet porridge. Tan Jiner saw this , and shared half of it with him.
At this moment, both of them were thirsty and their mouths were dry, so Tan Jin'er understood Zhang Tan's feelings at this moment and put a bottle of water in her mouth.
Tan Jin'er was telling two children some precautions when playing in the zoo.
"What should I do if I see a tiger?" she asked.
Xi'er answered quickly: "Run quickly."
Xiaobai said: "Xi Bao, you can't outrun the tiger."
Xi'er worriedly asked what to do. The tiger was so big and fierce, and she would be eaten by the tiger in one bite. She had seen tigers eating little rabbits in cartoons, one after another.
Xiaobai said: "It's better to run quickly."
Xi'er: "We can't win."
Just now it was clear that Xiaobai said he couldn't win, and now he said he could run away again. Xi'er felt that Xiaobai must be stupid, he was a stupid child.
Xiaobai secretly said: "I can outrun you, hohohoho~~~"
Xi'er didn't understand. Hiahiahia laughed and said that Dudu ran faster and Shi Baobao ran faster too.
At this time, Tan Jin'er said: "Don't run when you encounter a tiger. The tiger is in the cage and can't get out, so you don't have to run. But you can't reach in. Stay away from the cage and don't get too close."
The two children nodded and said yes, and then asked Tan Jin'er how many tigers there were in the zoo.
Tan Jin'er doesn't know this.
"Sister, are there any big persimmons?" Xi'er asked curiously.
"What? Big lion? Yes." Tan Jin'er said.
Xiaobai asked: "Is Big Persimmon bigger than me? Am I bigger or Big Persimmon?"
Xi'er said that she had seen a big persimmon. It was bigger than Xiaobai. It was as big as their car and could eat all four of them.
Xiaobai had a whim, saying that they would be eaten by the big lion now, hahaha~~
Children are full of desire to explore the outside world and are full of novelty about everything. Even before they arrive at the zoo, they are already longing for what will be there and what they will encounter. It is as if a novel world is waiting for them to explore. , everything is full of unknowns, everything is new, it is really enviable!
Along the way, Loli's little voiceless chirps kept ringing, and from time to time there were songs floating in the air. The sun was shining, white clouds were floating, it was a beautiful day.
The car arrived at the zoo, parked and got off. Tan Jin'er put on sun hats and sun protection clothing for Xiaobai and Xi'er, while Zhang Tan hung a bottle of water around their necks.
"Boss Zhang, do you want to hold my hand?" Xi'er took the opportunity to act cute and asked.
Zhang Tan: "What did you call me?"
"hiahia, godfather."
"That's pretty much it. Bring your hand."
Xi'er happily handed her little hand to him and followed him step by step. Tan Jiner led Xiaobai inside, while Zhang Tan went to the window to get tickets and led the three of them into the park.
During working days, there are not many people in the zoo, so it seems quiet and very suitable for fun.
"What should we watch first?" Xi'er asked Zhang Tan beside her.
Xiaobai rushed to answer and said she knew!
When she entered just now, she got a map of the zoo and immediately volunteered to study the map.
Although she didn't recognize many of the words on the map, talking through pictures was her strength. This was how she read picture books before. Didn't she understand "The Hungry Dick" differently?
Xi'er immediately came to Xiaobai's side, and her two little heads crowded together to identify the map.
"This is Naohu~" Xi'er said, pointing to a certain place on the map.
"No, this is a grizzly bear." Xiaobai corrected.
"This is a big crocodile~~" Xi'er pointed to a certain place and said, where a ferocious animal was drawn on the map.
"No, this is a hippopotamus." Xiaobai said again.
Xi'er was not discouraged and pointed to a certain place and said with a smile: "hiahia~~~This is a peacock! I know it!"
Xiaobai said: "No, this is an ostrich!"
Xi'er said loudly: "This is a little monkey!"
Xiaobai said slowly: "No, this is a baboon! Hahaha, you are wrong again, Xibao, you are not a cutie, you are a fool."
Xi'er's eyes widened and she tilted her head to look at Xiaobai.
Xiaobai: "Where do you think I live?!! It's your fault, it's none of my business."
Xi'er continued to stare at her without speaking.
Xiaobai: "Look at me again, look at me again, and I will eat you."
Xi'er: "Xiaobai, can't you afford it? You're bullying me! 嘤嘤嘤~~~~"
The little head humped on Xiaobai's arm, acting coquettishly.
Xiaobai took two steps away and said disgustedly: "Crawl away~"
Xi'er: "Xiaobai, don't leave."
Come closer again.
Xiaobai warned: "Don't touch me, I will make two nests for you with my broad mind."
It was okay for her to scare Liliu, but Xi'er was not afraid because she knew that Xiaobai was just scaring people and would not really make two nests.
She came close to Xiaobai again and looked at the map that was against her. In order not to dampen her enthusiasm, Xiaobai suggested: "Xiwa, you better not look at it. You are a fool, don't you know?"
After reading it, I liked to say it, but I said it wrong again. She really didn't mean to hurt Xi'er, Xi'er was really too stupid.
Xi'er whined and puffed out her little face, looking neither very happy nor very smart.
She nodded and remained silent, but when Xiaobai unfolded the map, she couldn't help but pointed to the place closest to them and said: "hiahia, I know, this is a grizzly bear! Hiahia, I It’s so awesome~”
Xiaobai had already identified the grizzly bear just now, so she would never admit it wrong, but...
Xiaobai: "Guawazi, this is not a grizzly bear, this is a giant panda, hahahaha~~ You are so stupid~"
"..." Xi'er came back with a sad face and dejectedly, came to her sister's feet, hugged her thighs like a sloth, and said, "This is my sister, hiahia, I will never admit her mistake."
Zhang Tan asked Xiaobai if he was sure what he wanted to see first.
Xiao Bai was about to speak when suddenly a loudspeaker sounded and a voice came: "There will be a wonderful bird show at the Bird Show Hall at 9:30, and at 10:20 at the General Hall..."
Without hearing what the speaker said, Xiaobai eagerly picked up the map and looked for the Bird Show Hall.
Zhang Tan quickly looked at his watch: "Ah! 9:34, hurry up!".
"Over there~"
Xi'er was resurrected with full health and happily ran to lead the way.
The group of people followed the map instructions and quickly ran to the bird performance hall. A colorful parrot stood in mid-air with dignity, and the performance was about to begin...
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