Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

Chapter 110: What’s wrong with Duan You? Customize it!!

“I lose it! It turns out that the big guy 001 also has a time to drive! ”

“I suddenly found that I like Big Guy 001 more!”

“I also want to set a reminder for the big pass to ensure that the big guy comments and arrive as soon as possible!”

“This landlord has simply made a fortune!”

“Does this landlord know the big guy! The big guy replied to him twice in a row! ”

“Is the landlord number sold?”

“My God! Two posts, 100,000 followers!!! ”

Duan You kept entering the post because of the comment No. 001.

Many people directly clicked attention after seeing No. 001 commenting on the landlord twice in a row.

The time is short.

The attention exceeded 100,000!

“Oh my God! 120,000! ”

“What kind of influence is this!”

“Don’t be surprised if you see how many people pay attention to No. 001!”

Broadcasting Building.

The researcher looked at the number of beating attention, and his mouth subconsciously opened. It’s so tough!

And when they checked the number of followers of No. 001, they couldn’t help but snort.

001 has about 7.5 million followers! It is seventy percent of the total number of Duanyou’s users!

“No. 001 is simply a myth among Duan You!”

“Never posted a post, but has seven million followers!”

“Every comment is a divine comment!”

Not only researchers, but even the extremely influential ice ice that many official numbers need to increase the heat.

“Post, this time take a look at the common sense popularization of Duanyou users” Bing Bing typed and posted.

“Why after the birth of a newborn, not crying makes people anxious, how to make the baby cry”

After the post, it was accompanied by a video of the newborn not crying at birth.

There were more than 100,000 followers, and soon after the post launch meeting, a list of recommended followers appeared.

This time.

Posts are no longer left unattended. Just a minute.

More than 100 people replied.

Even, No. 666, known as the protector of the left and right, the number one fan, the two, began to comment.

Five minutes passed.

A divine comment has appeared in the post.

First floor, No. 666 Duan You, God Comment!

“What if the child doesn’t cry? Whispered in his ear: Child, you have been reincarnated in a poor house. ”

Second floor, No. 99 Duan You, God comment!

“Newborn babies cry loudly after birth mainly to bring their respiratory system into a normal working state. When the fetus is in the mother’s body, it does not need to breathe, and all the substances it needs for its growth are carried by the umbilical cord and the placenta.”

Duty.

So in the first contact with the air environment after birth, the chest cavity at this time expands rapidly, the air enters the baby’s lungs, crying loudly is equivalent to faster breathing, and when the respiratory system stabilizes, he will stop crying.

If the baby is not crying, it may be due to a foreign body blocking the airway, which is more dangerous at this time and requires professional measures by the doctor.

Third floor: “Crying is taking a deep breath!” ”

Fourth floor: “It’s not a good thing that a child is born without crying!” ”

Fifth floor: “Thanks to the popular science on the second floor, let me, an eighteen-year-old child, feel the anxiety of being a father together!” ”

Sixth floor: “No. 666, you fucking are such a talent!” ”

Seventh floor: “Thank you for the science popularization on the second floor, I was still thinking yesterday that the child was soaked in water in the stomach for ten months, won’t he die leisurely?” ”

Eighth floor: “My girlfriend didn’t cry when she was just born, just like in the video, her face was purple, and finally she cried out to return to normal!” ”

Ninth floor: “The child listened to the words on the first floor and wanted to bite his tongue and commit suicide, but found that he had no teeth!” 【Dog head】”

Tenth floor: “Child: Ah!!! Geneva! Back baby! [Dog Head] “The eleventh floor: “My cousin didn’t cry when he was just born, and his whole body was purple and finally suffered brain damage, although he didn’t die!!! ”

Twelfth floor: “Alas~ the four-horned gold-swallowing beast grows up, and it’s time for me to cry!” ”

Thirteenth floor: “Although it’s a pity that I didn’t squat to the big guy 001, I read a paragraph and learned some common sense, and I was still very happy~”

14th floor: “Little Sunflower’s mother class has begun”

Inside the live broadcast room.

With the comments of the ice tour, the whole live broadcast room became lively again.

“Why is this No. 666 such a dog!”

“Hahaha! Reincarnated in a poor man’s house! ”

“Learned today! It turns out that it is a bad thing that newborn babies do not cry! ”

“I found Duan You curious! The first floor is a divine commentary, which is simply laughing to death! The second floor is serious science! ”

“This is the rule of Duanyou, any serious question and answer post, the first floor paragraph and the second floor of popular science, so each post has two god comments!”

“So it is! But the number of 100,000 followers is really cattle! One post, two god comments appeared in five minutes! ”

“Mabble! If I can have a 100,000 following number in Duan You, wouldn’t I be able to ask anything! Duanyou: Most users still understand a lot! ”

“One hundred thousand followers? Those official numbers are hundreds of thousands, and no one sells them! ”

“But if you can know the big guy 001, then it’s just two comments to get it!”

“Up is really better than winning the lottery! Two posts, 100,000 followers! ”

“Envy [crying]”

The number of people in the live broadcast room skyrocketed again.

Even if some people did not get the interaction of the anchor, they began to give tips

“up！ Keep posting! ”

“I want to know the accounts with 100,000 followers, and the god comment can appear in a few minutes after posting! A perfect response in minutes! Warship served! ”

“Although you don’t interact with me! But your live content managed to pique my interest! ”

“Kneel and beg my eldest brother to help me pass Duan You’s registration review!” The questions are all random, it’s too difficult! ”

“Go on! Up！ ”

The water friends urged.

The research recorder recorded the data again, “It’s really a long time to see, our live broadcast has unconsciously entered the popular live broadcast!” ”

“This user activity rate is simply terrible!”

“But I have to admit that we are lucky, because of the flip of No. 001, we have directly become an account with 100,000 followers!”

“After paying attention, the experience is really strong and terrifying!”

The researchers chatted and came up with new questions.

“Look at it and tell a story.” 【Panda】【Picture】》

Below the subject there is a photo of a cute panda leaning against a tree with its back lonely.