Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

Chapter 109: What Problem Could Stump Duan You?!!

Bai Yi clicked into the same city area.

The posts here are different from the top recommendations.

Relatively speaking, the sand sculpture is a little less, and it is more grounded.

“Urgent Help! Who is near the South Station, speed to the No. 5 public toilet to send me some ~ paper! My legs are numb! 》

《Are you familiar with the topography of Linhai Province?” My brother was fooled by his classmates to come to Linhaifu, and I was afraid that he would enter a pyramid scheme and wanted to go to the place where he worked. 》

“Last night, the daughter-in-law who did not return all night paid attention, I took the elevator at the hotel at three o’clock in the morning and met a man and a woman…”

“No. 26 Liuyun Square, the peak explosion of the Oscar Cinema at 3:20 p.m., a man in the eleventh row took advantage of his girlfriend to go to the toilet and stole a kiss…”

“My dog is lost!” It bit the rope by itself and asked for help from Duan friends…”.

“Are you familiar with the labor contract of Linhai Province, after I resign, the boss does not pay salary…”

“Drink Tonight! Outside the coordinates ~ Beach Bamboo Building, the speed to come takes the task code to report! 》

“I think my girlfriend seems to be sick, she wakes up every morning, and the look in people’s eyes is so scary!” 》

“Shanglian: Although the bow is strong, the stone is harder, and the downlink: ———, Duan friends take it!” 》

Bai Yi flipped through it for a while and finally found a more interesting post. Lan Xin on the side reminded: “Isn’t this user the landlord you replied to just now?” ”

“Well.”

Bai Yi nodded.

“Are you here to smash the field again? Ha~”

Lan Xin said and suddenly smiled.

In the early days of Duan You’s establishment, there were indeed some people who thought they were funny and thought they had strong brains to smash the field.

But even Bai Yi didn’t make a move, and was cleaned up by a group of horse boys No. 001.

Now, Duan You has unknowingly become an app for tens of millions of users! Bai Yi also smiled.

Click in the other person’s post.

“Although the bow is strong, the stone is harder?”

Bai Yi thought for a few seconds.

Start typing directly, comment.

Duan You No. 001: “Women are so girly, ps: Girls over eighteen years old!” ”

Bai Yi finished typing.

Suddenly, I found that the atmosphere was a little dignified.

Lan Xin was staring at herself with wide eyes.

“Actually, hands are not controlled by the brain a lot of the time.”

Bai Yi explained.

Broadcasting Building.

Bing Bing stared blankly at the screen in front of him.

No. 001 Duan You, the big guy among the Duan You users, actually replied again!

But it wasn’t what shocked her the most.

The most shocking thing was that this reply from Duan You No. 001 always made her feel that something was wrong.

The researchers who were in charge of recording were also stunned. Is this the big guy?

Take the lead in driving?

Inside the live broadcast room.

The audience exploded.

“I’m a hot little fak! It won’t be Duan You No. 001! ”

“Wu Ji:???”

“Although the girl and the wonderful, there is no stone and the hard fight, but I think this sentence of 001 is more coherent.”

“I want to kneel and beg this big guy to publish a book!”

“It’s really a golden phrase that comes out of the mouth! Is it still human? I don’t deserve to live in the same world with you! ”

“It’s 001! Admire! ”

“Is there a big brother who can help Duan You’s registration answers, I want to pay a close visit to the 001 big guy!”

“As soon as I got the answer to the question that Duan You registered to answer, the special answer changed and became a random question!”

“Hurry up! 001 replied, this post must be on fire! ”

on the live interface.

New replies keep appearing.

Duan You No. 666: “Big guy, I don’t think I deserve to play a software with you!” In addition, the landlord was so shameful that he dared to challenge the entire Duan You! Don’t kiss and don’t touch your hands~”

The number one fan: “The landlord is simply this year’s koi, by the way, people bury it in the soil!” ”

Duan You No. 004: “Brother, I am now an 18-year-old beautiful girl!” ”

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No. 014 Duan You: “No. 001, your image in my heart has collapsed, what is the good thing about an eighteen-year-old yellow-haired girl?” ”

No. 11 Duan You: “Meet the big guy!” If you say what you promise, you will believe it! ”

No. 88 Duan You: “The female family wants two cars for marriage [crying] ~”

Duan You No. 007: “How can I play the same software with you!” ”

Duan You No. 006: “I don’t have culture, a sentence I “go to the world!” ”

No. 013 Duan You: “No. 001, you are really not romantic at all… Ancient wood withered in front of mountain rocks. ”

I don’t want to be a good person: “Seven fits all, it’s better than eight.” ”

The little brother was quite unrestrained: “I… Big guy awesome! ”

Constant follow-up reviews appear.

Let the water friends who are watching the live broadcast shout.

“It’s too 666!”

“This comment of No. 88 suddenly broke my defense~”

“My God! No. 13 Duan You’s answer is good literature and art! I bet she must be a young woman in literature! ”

“I kind of like the literary atmosphere of No. 13~”

“Don’t kiss your mouth, don’t touch your hands, hahaha! Let’s have a platonic love! ”

“It’s true that this person buried in the soil, I sent it away!”

“How many talents are there in Duan You!”

“up！ You’re on fire! 001 replied twice in a row! You’re really on fire.”

“Me! Up’s attention has directly risen to nearly 100,000! Awesome! ”

“The quality of Duan You’s fans is very high! These 100,000 followers are really powerful! ”

Bingbing looked at the data given by the researchers.

Since the start of the broadcast, almost no water friends have left, and the number of people watching the live broadcast is increasing.

What’s even more frightening is that the activity of the audience in the live broadcast room is too high! Bing Bing didn’t have any interaction, but there were more than six statements per capita! This is almost no case in the live broadcast room!

Such promotion data even the survey recorders were shocked! Duan You, it’s so joyful!

In this era of life festival too fast, coming to Duanyou can really experience a relaxing journey!

“Bingbing, the number of live broadcasters has exceeded 20,000!”

The researcher continued: “The most terrifying thing is Duan You, the attention of the account will soon exceed 100,000! ”

Bing Bing nodded, and was also a little shocked. It’s not just Duan You’s attraction.

And the brilliance of No. 001!

Just two comments can make a new number without any attention grow 100,000 followers!

This is simply the ability to create gods in batches!

You must know that now Duan You opens the official number to settle in!

For each account with more than 100,000 followers, there will be some companies contacting the acquisition, if you are willing to sell, one attention at least three pieces to start!

That is, two comments on No. 001 created at least 300,000!

“Mouth out of the golden sentence!”

Bing Bing couldn’t help but sigh.

The researchers have sorted out the next question and answer, this time the question is closer to life and popularizes common sense.

“Why after the birth of a newborn, not crying makes people anxious… How can I make a baby cry…”

ps: It’s the end of the month, and the big guy who has a monthly pass flower evaluation gives a little~ Everyone give a point, I can’t walk the corpse every six days!