Apocalypse's All-Rounder Mischief

Chapter 36

Battle Ready (3)

“Then excuse me.”

An orc with a stout and plump appearance enters through the open front door.

The orc god Tidway!

When the elf god Celes arrived earlier, he cried sharply and was wary, but this time he is quiet.

Meanwhile, he was sleeping in the most comfortable place in the living room.

When Tidway came in, he opened his eyes and looked at him once, but then he closed his eyes again as if he was not interested and started to fall asleep.

That the guy isn’t nervous.

That would prove Tidway is no enemy.

As indicated in the description window, it seems that the good god (善神) is correct.

“It’s small, but take it.”

Meanwhile, Tidway smiled as soon as he entered and handed Junyoung a gift box.

“What is this?”

“There will be no burden. I’m not giving it to you to ask for anything, it’s purely my favor.”

“Then I will be grateful.”

It is not polite to refuse a pure favor.

He said that there is no one who doesn’t like gifts.

When I received it, it really looked like that.

Does it feel like your affinity for this shabby orc god is rising?

[You have obtained a rare chest.][The rare chest will be opened automatically.][You have obtained the Book of Ability 「Less Orcish」.][Lesser Orc]

-Classification: Language ability

-Class: Rare

-Description: When acquired, you can understand the words of the Orcs.

-【Cost】 None

“This?”

what ok?

When Junyoung was surprised, Tied Wei shrugged his shoulders.

“I’m sorry if you expected something great, but I didn’t have a special contract with you, so that’s the best I can give you.”

“You say you’re sorry when you give me a present. I am very grateful for this book.”

Come to think of it, the reason I can freely talk to Tidway is because he is a god.

It’s just that, of course, I can’t communicate with the Orcs.

“I’m glad you liked the present. If you learn that ability, you will be able to understand the words of the Orcs. Of course, it’s impossible to do things like text. The Advanced Language Proficiency Book must be obtained by yourself in a place like a dungeon.”

“Dungeon? Do you have anything like that?”

“Of course. I guess you haven’t looked around yet.”

“There was no time for that.”

“It would be better to be diligent to survive. There are many things I want to tell you, but that depends on your choice.”

“Is it my choice?”

“okay. That choice will determine whether I will help you or just stand by. Anyway, I don’t know what you might think, but the orcs in this world are pretty cool guys. I am not saying this because I am an orc god, I am speaking the truth.”

“I’m glad you did.”

“Of course, orcs aren’t cool for everyone. They only try to be at peace with humans according to the ancient covenant, but they can be quite annoying to other races.”

“There seems to be something called an ancient covenant.”

“It doesn’t matter if you don’t even know. Then I don’t have much time, so I’ll just briefly talk about the business and go back.”

Tidway continued with a soft smile.

“Commander Kang Junyoung! You have achieved fame on your own without the help of a god like me. I was watching from a distance, but it was very surprising.”

“I was just lucky, nothing surprising.”

“you’re welcome! That luck is your greatest ability.”

“Can luck be a skill?”

“Luck doesn’t come automatically. Actually, I’m also very curious about what kind of existence you are. How the hell were you able to escape from Tykin’s curse?”

“I do not know. That’s what I’m curious about.”

“is it? Anyway, there seems to be no end to the long story, so let me ask you directly. You are willing to serve me for future survival.”

“I’m sorry, but I refuse.”

Not real gods.

It’s just an avatar of something.Would you be crazy to serve those who can destroy the altar and seal it?

Of course, the Altar’s Blessing Buff is quite tempting, but I don’t intend to put all my heart into making a totem or an altar for the monster gods to get some help.

Decisively turning into an orc is even more terrifying.

“ね! Are you saying there’s no room to think about it?”

“of course. It’s useless to put a condition on me with fame or a centurion, so stop and go back.”

The manners were shown properly, but in the end, what he wanted was no different from the elf god Celes.

Junyoung politely gave a congratulatory address.

Then Tidway laughed out loud.

“Koohahahaha! You’re rejecting it too. I assumed it was from the beginning. Still, I was just asking because I didn’t know. I thought it would be a great help against evil spirits if an unusual guy like you was with me.”

“I’m sorry for disappointing you.”

“Then let’s get to the real point now.”

“What’s the point?”

Was there really something else to talk about?

For a moment, Tidway stopped laughing and opened his mouth with a smirk.

“As long as you refuse to become my subordinate, it is not easy to come back to you after that. Maybe this will be the first and last time I can ask you.”

If you refuse, it seems difficult to come back.

It seems that Tidway is really good at giving out such advanced information.

“listen carefully! I, Tidway, do not force anyone to follow me. He just grants those wishes to those who want to follow me on their own.”

His voice was hoarse.

“Again, the humans who entrusted themselves to me made their own choices, and there was no coercion.”

“You poor people, please be nice to them.”

“They are no longer human, but orcs. Even if you don’t worry, you will grow into a very nice and wonderful orc commander or warrior.”

“Isn’t the only person named Eunji Jung, who recently became a commander, an Orc?”

For a moment, Tidway put a happy smile on her face.

“Jung Eun-ji is an orc commander I look forward to. Of course, not only Eunji Jung, but all of her subordinates became Orcs.”

“If the commander becomes an Orc, then his subordinates also become Orcs?”

“As a result, most of them do, but there is no coercion. They just do it because they judge it to be advantageous for their own survival. I can’t even tell you the details of each of them… but if they become extremely ugly goblins, slimes, or lizardmen, isn’t it better for them to become cool orcs?”

good for dogs

Orc god knows such a word.

something new

What’s a bit absurd, however, is that the orcs themselves seem to think that their appearance is better than that of goblins.

In terms of appearance, he’s more uglier than a goblin, no, he’s fifty-two hundred steps and has the longest wavelength.

Both goblins and orcs are monsters that cannot be distinguished by their looks.

Of course, you shouldn’t say things like this to Tidway.

“Then maybe compared to humans and elves, are you saying that your orcs are better? Of course, in terms of looks.”

Out of curiosity, I suddenly asked.

The orc god’s thoughts represent the thoughts of most orcs.

“Of course, when it comes to looks, I think it is difficult to differentiate between humans and orcs, but honestly, the orcs are a little better.”

after! Is that so too?

No matter how relative the standards of beauty are, this is still a little bit.

“But you can’t compare it to the elves. What kind of race can you fight with them in appearance? Anyway, there is nothing I like about them other than the way they look, so be careful.”

Oh! Even so, he acknowledges the looks of the elves.

I also have an objective point of view.

“By the way, the gossip has been quite long. Listen, Kang Junyoung! I want you to get along with the commanders under my command. This is my truth.”

“Do you want to form an alliance?”

“Unfortunately, that is not my area. As a god, I give guidance, but that is something my subordinate commanders can do.”

Is that so?

I think this is also advanced information, so it’s good to keep that in mind.

“Don’t forget, Kang Junyoung! If you are not against me, all the orc commanders who serve me will not be against you either.”

“okay. I will take note.”

As it turns out, Junyoung didn’t even want to be hostile to the orcs.

‘You don’t need to make enemies on purpose.’

If not, all sides are enemies.

Goblins and elves are already confirmed enemies.

It is nice to be able to reduce even one enemy in such a situation.

“Then don’t go back. Don’t forget to learn the power of the book and pass it on to your subordinates. Only a small fraction of the orcs have changed from humans to orcs, but most are native orcs. I gave it to you in the hope that there would be no misunderstandings because you humans and orcs did not communicate with each other.”

“Then, on the other hand, among the native Orcs, aren’t there any who understand human speech?”

“Of course there is. There are few But basically, we Orcs have good looks, but they tend to have low intelligence, so it’s not easy to learn a new language. Humans, on the other hand, have a slightly inferior appearance, but are generally smart, so they learn a new language relatively easily. I call this a racial trait. What can I do? The brains should learn the language. That’s something you humans understand.”

The so-called racial characteristics, the species special!

It’s kind of odd to hear that orcs keep saying that they look better than humans.

Well, it’s said that I live for my good taste.

“By the way, is it possible to pass on a language to subordinates?”

Then Tidway chuckled.

“Of course.”

“How do you do that?”

“Find out for yourself. I want to tell you more, but as long as you refuse to serve me, I think that’s all I can offer you.”

Contrary to what he said, his secret voice sounded like an auditory hallucination.

(Um, I can only tell my subordinates about this, but anyway, there must be a tower of knowledge hidden somewhere in your estate. If you find and occupy it, you can pass on various language skills to your subordinates. Of course. The Tower of Knowledge has many other functions, especially if you want to prepare for a battle with the elves, it would be a good idea to find it.)

(Be careful, never go anywhere and say that I told you this. It will be annoying. Then, good luck! )

At the end of those words, Tidway smiled and disappeared like a vision.

‘Tower of knowledge? Is there such a thing?’

If Ted Way hadn’t informed him, he wouldn’t have known.

A better orc than I thought, no, he’s a god.

‘Your debt will pay off.’

Even if there is an opportunity to seal it later, I will endure it especially once.

[You have 20 hours of protection left.]

‘already?’

Time passed faster than expected.

I just had a few conversations with the elf god Celes and the orc god Tidway.

‘After that time, elves and goblins will surely attack like swords.’

Is that all?

There is no guarantee that neither the Lizardmen nor the slimes will invade.

Before that, you must prepare for battle.

It is essential to join forces with Kim Dong-hyuk.

‘Let’s get this first.’

The three artisan toilets I made earlier.

One of them is placed in room 302 and used exclusively by Junyoung.

The other two can be placed in separate bathrooms for women and men.

‘Are you going to put this in your inventory too?’

[The artisan’s toilet has been put in the subspace inventory.]

I tried wearing it once because I had room in the inventory that was increased to 10 spaces.

One large toilet vanished into the subspace in an instant.

‘Then this too.’

Added one more to the inventory.

Having an inventory is good too.

It’s a deceptive convenience.

“Nyan?”

As Junyoung was about to leave the front door, Andrew, who was asleep, opened his eyes and cried.

like where are you going

“Are you awake?”

“Nyan!”

“I have a request, can you find out if there is a hidden tower somewhere in the forest?”

And, who has the ability to detect, his main specialty is to find something hidden.

“Nyaan!”

Andy’s eyes twinkled in interest and then vanished out of the balcony in a flash.

Immediately, Junyoung moved to room 303.

Let’s open the front door.

“CEO! You are finally here.”

“I was worried because there was no response no matter how many times I knocked on the door.”

Donghyuk Kim and Seungwoo Park, who were sitting on the sofa in the living room, abruptly stood up and greeted us.

“Did you come to Room 302?”

“Yes. Everyone, including me, went to see the CEO after a sudden level up.”So, why couldn’t it?

Perhaps while talking to the gods, something like an unknown barrier had been put on.

“It is. The gods were coming and arguing, but time flew by.”

“Are you gods? Did God really come?”

“Yes. He was an elf god and an orc god.”

“Oh My God!”

Kim Dong-hyuk and Park Seung-woo looked astonished.

“From now on, I have to get used to these weird things. This is a completely different world from the Earth we know.”

This is a world infested with all kinds of monsters as well as gods.

Now that I was on the same boat, it was necessary to inform Kim Dong-hyuk and others of related knowledge.

“But where have the others gone?”

“I went to solve a physiological phenomenon.”

Then, Park Seung-woo smiled and added.

“I mean poop. There is no tap water, so you can’t use the bathroom in the house.”

Everyone has that common sense, so they went out to the forest without ever going to the toilet at home.

Donghyuk Kim nodded and added.

“Because monsters can come out of the forest, we decided to keep one around while one was doing business. If the representative has urgent business, please let me know.”

So Na Ji-yeon and Tatiana left, and only Kim Dong-hyuk and Park Seung-woo remained.

“Even if one person protects it, the forest is very dangerous. From now on, try doing chores in the bathroom at home. I thought I’d make this a little quicker.”

With those words, Junyoung took out two artisan toilets from the subspace.

“that?”

“Come and touch his hand. That way you can see the explanation.”

“Yes.”

Drop items and equipment must be touched to view information.

Kim Dong-hyuk and Park Seung-woo’s eyes widened as they approached and touched the toilet.

“Oh oh! Craftsman’s toilet! Oh my gosh! Where did you get this?”

“The producer here is Kang Junyoung, right? Maybe the representative made it?”

“right. I made it.”

“OMG!”

Although I don’t have a job, I have dexterity.

The true value of being a mischievous character lies in this.

Park Seung-woo was hitting the jackpot, and Kim Dong-hyuk’s eyes were moist with admiration.

“I was suffering from constipation… This seems to be the solution. But how on earth can you make something like this, sir?”

“I will explain it step by step. Anyway, now is not the time to be surprised. The enemies are coming here soon, so be prepared.”

Terry. tirili. rumble.

Then the front door opened and two women entered.

Nayeon and Tatiana.

Junyoung wrote down the password and pasted it, so it seems he remembered the number in the meantime.

But both were crying.

“Here, sir! Where is Andrew now?”

“He is on a mission now. But what happened?”

“That’s why monsters that look like anglers keep appearing in the forest…”

Neither of them even dared to go to the toilet because they were fighting them.

However, women cannot ask Junyoung or Kim Dong-hyeok to look after them.

It is said that he desperately needs And’s help in chasing away the monster as if he was playing the game of moles.

“Sisters! Now you don’t have to go outside. Toileting can be done inside. Look at this.”

“It’s a toilet. Anyway, it’s useless now.”

“Come and touch me. It is faster to see an explanation than a hundred words.”

Na Ji-yeon and Taniana looked sad, but they went and touched each other.

And the moment they saw the explanation, their dark faces suddenly brightened.

It’s like finding light in the dark.

[And found an unknown tower in the Drust Forest.]

Meanwhile, at that time, a notification heard in Junyoung’s ears.

‘already?’

Really Andy

not too fast