Apocalypse's All-Rounder Mischief

Chapter 35

Battle Ready (2)

Celes, the god of the elves, swept over her mysterious blue and silver hair and continued.

“Be sure to imprint it in your brain before you answer. Until now, I have never spared any existence that would go against my will. It’s unlikely, but I hope you don’t make a foolish choice.”

She smiles softly and sends out cold eyes that blow frost as if she did.

The ups and downs of facial expressions are no joke.

“Unless you, this cat, and all of your men don’t want to be meat in the butcher.”

A chunk of meat at the butcher?

Junyoung’s eyebrows twitched.

no matter how it is

I didn’t know that God would put out such a threat.

‘It’s a complete intimidation to say the least.’

He is acting like an asshole, saying his name is God.

Junyoung had no intention of accepting Celes’s offer from the beginning.

– He commits all kinds of atrocities to those who serve him.

The information provided by the inquiry will help you make decisions in this case.

Only those with evil tendencies should be filtered out.

The decisive thing is that he does all kinds of cruel things to his followers.

Then you got the answer

It’s not worth the time to worry.

I’d rather just bite his tongue and die, but I’m not going to give in to such a crazy god.

and.

-【Sealing method】 Destroy all Altars of Celes to seal him, and there is a rare chance to obtain the God’s Fame (●).

This, too, is the information that the investigation provided.

It means that Celes, who exudes a vicious force in front of an omnipotent being, can be sealed.

‘If we destroy the altar, we can seal that bastard. If you’re lucky, you might even get fame.’

It is also the reputation of God (●), not the reputation of the commander (★).

‘What else is the name of God?’

Although comparable to the reputation of the commander.

Even though Celes is an avatar, he is a transcendent existence.

In other words, the class itself must be different from the commander’s reputation.

Anyway, decided.

‘That bastard must be sealed.’

I don’t know how many altars there are.

Find them all and destroy them.

“Why is there no answer, human?”

Celes asked again.

“You haven’t gone yet?”

“what?”

“I told you to turn it off, but I can’t hear you.”

Junyoung looked at Celes and said.

“Don’t bother me and turn it off. Go and send your servants’ army or not, that’s up to you.”

Then Celes chuckled in surprise.

“You’re stupid and you’re reckless. Your answer can’t be turned back anymore. If you want to live, try to escape as far as you can during the short period of protection. Of course, that would only make my servants prey.”

At the end of those words, Celes’ figure disappeared from the spot as if it had been turned off.

‘after’

Junyoung sighed heavily.

It was a brief conversation, but his whole body was damp with a cold sweat.

Just as much fatigue as having been in a direct battle with the monsters, a feeling of exhaustion came over my body.

Now you have to fight not only monsters but also gods!!!

Really, what is the real world of this guy?

It’s infested with monsters, though.

How many mad gods are there like Celes?

Celeste’s words, which were threatened by the butcher’s meat, did not leave my ears.

It is only then that I realize what the inclination of evil is.

Will you be able to fight him and win?

No, strictly speaking, they are his subordinates.

War with the elves!

I don’t even know what that number is.

But that’s not all.

Slime God Hadosune

Goblin God Tikkin

Olokos, God of Lizardmen

Tiedway, god of orcs

I’ve met Tickin, but he’s never been friendly.

Of course, the gods of slimes, lizardmen, and orcs wouldn’t have a good personality.

You must be prepared to fight them all.

‘Honestly, I don’t have an answer.’

It is true that Junyoung is also a little scared to be honest.

I have no intention of giving up in advance.

Because through research, I learned that even a god is not invincible.

Of course, the other gods have not been explored yet, so we can’t be sure.

But at least Celes clearly has a weakness.

You only need to destroy the altar!

‘When you die, even if you die, you have to do something.’

For now, all I can believe is the flamethrower that emits magical sparks.

‘It’s a matter of how far the magic flame goes.’

It didn’t work for monstrous monsters like the angler-head monster, but it was a disaster for zombies, vampires, and goblins.

Both the boss level magical vampires Jeong Yu-mi and the hobgoblin Kahlik were killed by this magical flamethrower.Is that all?

Even the totems of the goblin god Tikin could be turned into dust only with magical sparks.

In conclusion, there is no doubt that it is a very deceptive weapon.

[Magic Flamethrower]

-Durability 11/42

It would be better to restore the durability to the maximum first.

I took out 1 Insect Killer from my backpack.

“Restore the durability of the magical flamethrower!”

[Inject mana?]

“Yes.”

[The insect killer disappears.][20 mana is injected into the magical flamethrower.][Durability is being restored…]

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[Your high dexterity affects durability recovery.][The maximum durability of the magical flamethrower has increased by 3.][Durability has been completely restored.][Magic Flamethrower]

– Durability 45/45

Oh oh!

Another great success

‘Now, if you almost repair it, it will be a huge success.’

All thanks to dexterity stats.

Dexterity 13 (+1)

When the jackpot is displayed like this, the maximum durability is increased.

‘If this is the case, maybe someday I will be able to make 100 Durability?’

The more you use it and the more you repair it, the more durable the magical flamethrower will be.

The problem is the insect killer, which is a repair material.

Now there is only one bottle left.

Of course, if it falls, you may have to repair it with a goblin hammer, so don’t worry about it for the time being.

‘Still, securing materials including insect killers is essential.’

The time has come to search the convenience store building.

It’s turned into a fortress for goblins, but it’s unknown what’s inside.

‘Previously.’

Was it because he was nervous from arguing with Celes?

The task was very urgent.

Junyoung headed to the bathroom.

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[Your Agility is temporarily increased by 1.][Duration 30 minutes]

‘Whoah!’

It’s refreshing to have a job done in a cool way.

As the agility increases by 1 with this buff effect, the body becomes lighter.

[Good quality simple toilet]

-Description: A toilet that allows you to urinate comfortably and completely removes odors after automatic cleaning.

-Effect: Increases Agility by 1 for 30 minutes after toileting.

-9 can be used [9/30]

-Producer: Kang Junyoung

This is exactly why.

One of three items that can be crafted through exploration.

Although it is made of waste paper and a box, the finished product is virtually transformed into a form that is no different than a normal toilet.

A bidet with the highest performance in a world where a bidet does not work!

Not only is the feces automatically disposed of, but it also disappears immediately, so there is no need for a septic tank.

There is also a buff effect, so it is a deceptive item in the apocalypse world.

‘If I put something like this up on the auction house later, wouldn’t it sell well?’

I heard that there is a coin auction house coming up soon.

According to the coin merchant and auction broker, the water spirit elf Ronia.

However, she only visited once, and there has been no news since then.

Is there really going to be an auction house?

‘More than that, I’ve only used it 9 times.’

In the meantime, not only big things but also small things have been solved with this.

When the durability disappears, I can throw it away and make it again, so I used it without any hesitation.

‘Let’s make a new one for my friend.’

[Production: Simple toilet]

-Material: 1 sturdy box, appropriate amount of waste paper

-Cost: 1 coin

-Production time: 10 seconds

To prepare for such a time, strong boxes and waste paper, which are materials for making simple toilets, are piled up here in Room 302.

That is, although the material is sufficient and the problem is coins.

【Coins】 244

Fortunately, there is room for coins.

A lot of coins came in when I dealt with the Hobgoblin Kahlik, and I discovered coins while exploring additional goblins.

In addition, now as a commander’s reward, 5 coins come in every day.

‘It might fail, so you better try five times.’

5 sturdy boxes, an appropriate amount of waste paper.

I immediately tried making the first one.

[Starts making a simple toilet.][Coin is consumed.][10, 9, 8…][Production failed.][All materials are destroyed.]

‘Oh!’

anyway.

This guy’s failure is still there.

However, it is not a burden since the materials are all over the place.

‘again!’

[Production failed.]

The second also failed.

Third attempt.

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[Your high dexterity stats affect the quality of crafting.][The production was successful.][I made a craftsman’s toilet.][Artisan’s Toilet]

-Class: Rare

-Description: A toilet that allows you to urinate comfortably and completely removes odors after automatic cleaning.

-Effect: Increases Agility by 2 for 1 hour after toileting.

-72 can be used [72/72]

-Durability can be restored by consuming “Paper Paper”

-Producer: Kang Junyoung

‘Oh My God!’

oh great success

But he’s not just a big hit.

It has a strong durability that can be used 42 times more than the high-quality toilet bowl you are currently using!

If you consume only waste, its durability can be restored at any time.

In addition, Agility is increased by 2 after toilet.

The duration is also 1 hour.

In the future, if you can afford it before battle, it would be good to have a habit of going out after going to the toilet.

This buff effect is applied even when you urinate.

‘OMG!’

The king of toilet bowls!

If you look at it that way, the exploration of unique abilities is the ability to develop.

All of this crafting is an ability that comes from exploration.

But then.

The following notification made Junyoung’s heart race.

[Your steady effort will be rewarded.][Level 2 in quest for unique abilities.][Search ability is slightly increased.][The crafting success rate is slightly increased.][The number of recipes that can be registered increases.][Your exploration ability can accommodate up to 5 recipes.]

【Recipe List 3/5】

-simple toilet

-Simple flamethrower

-Frying Pan Armor

‘at Las······!’

Raise the level of quest!

If not, when did you come?

If you do a lot of crafting, the level of exploration will also increase.

Thanks to this, I was able to register two more recipes.

This time, I’ll have to register the recipe more carefully.

‘Anyway, I can stop making toilets now.’

In the future, the durability of the craftsman’s toilet can be restored and used.

‘No.’

Come to think of it, he’s not the only one in this building now.

Kim Dong-hyuk and his subordinates.

How are they handling the toilet?

The toilet in the bathroom in Room 303 is just a toilet bowl.

There is no tap water, so use is prohibited.

It hurts my head to see things there.

‘I’m going to make another one.’

2 servings of leftover ingredients.

One of the two will be successful.

‘Make a simple toilet bowl!’

[Starts to manufacture a simple toilet.]

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[The production was successful.][I made a craftsman’s toilet.]

‘what?’

Another great successThe jackpots appear twice in a row!

Perhaps it was because of the increase in the level of exploration.

Because I said that the probability of success is slightly increased.

[Artisan’s Toilet]

-Effect: Increases Agility by 2 for 1 hour after toileting.

-68 can be used [68/68]

-Durability can be restored by consuming “Paper Paper”

Only the number of usable times was slightly lower than that of the first one, but the performance was the same.

‘One last time.’

Hopefully it won’t be a big hit again.

Still, it’s just the materials we’ve gathered anyway, so think about throwing it away and finish it cleanly.

However.

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[The production was successful.][I made a craftsman’s toilet.]

Performance is the same.

Can be used up to 70 times.

‘Is the toilet a huge success now?’

Maybe it’s just because I’m lucky today.

‘I’ll figure it out next time I make it.’

For now, today’s production ends here.

However, as the quest reached level 2, there was information that was automatically updated.

Hadosune, God of Slime [Middle]

Goblin God Tikhin [Evil]

Lizardman’s God Olokos [Evil]

Tidway, god of orcs [Good]

Elven god Celes [Evil]

Information about nearby gods.

Surprisingly, something about their disposition was added.

You already know that the elf god Seles and the goblin god Tikhin have evil tendencies.

Of course, I thought other gods would too.

Unexpectedly, there is one god with good tendencies.

The orc god Tidway.

‘Is the orc god a good god?’

Could it be?

Somehow I can’t believe it

Orcs are known to be more vicious and cruel monsters than goblins.

In any case, it must be the information that the quest provided.

And there is one god who is neutral.

Hados, the god of slime.

It means neither good nor evil.

Doesn’t that mean that it can be good or bad in some cases?

[The orc god Tidway has visited your estate.]

Then the notification you hear.

‘Now even the gods of orcs are coming.’

It’s said to be good-natured, but I’d like to know what it means.

After all, if you are a god of monsters, you will eventually have to fight.

Anyway, Junyoung did not panic because he had already met the evil god Celes.

The gods only cast curses under limited circumstances.

That is, there is no need to be afraid.

Bang!

Then someone knocks on the front door.

It’s probably like the orc god Tidway.

But should I check it through an external eye first?

‘····················ogue ”!

A muscular monster with copper-colored skin and a stout physique.

[Orc god Tidway]

Is it because the level of exploration has increased?

A brief description window popped up right away, so I knew who it was.

It’s obviously a monster, not a human, especially with a ragged face.

Unusually, it gives the impression of being friendly, like a local friend.

He was holding an object that was carefully packaged.

Kind of like a gift box?

“nice to meet. I am the orc god Tidway. If it’s not rude, can I come in for a moment?”

“Oh, yes.”

What are you going to ask me when you come in anyway?

But Tidway did not come in and stood outside the front door.

“Why aren’t you coming?”

When Junyoung asked, Tied Wei scratched his head and answered.

“Isn’t it supposed to open the door to get in?”

“The gods of elves just came in.”

“Please, please don’t compare me to such an evil bastard. I don’t do such rude behavior. If you don’t want to talk, go back today and come back later.”

Unexpectedly, he was a very polite orc, no, a god.

There’s no need to die to turn into an orc for something like that, but it’s not like it’s a case of recklessly sending it back because it’s polite.

It’s not that I’m just curious about the gift.

“Come in at once.”

Junyoung opened the front door.