American TV series World Rescue

California.

Pasadena.

TBBT Apartments.

Bar downstairs.

"I can't believe that Erniu, such a gentle woman before, has turned into this!"

Zhang Wei walked in, sat down opposite Lu Ziqiao, and complained to Lu Ziqiao and Penny: "Not only did she reject me, she also threatened me in various ways. I even suspected that if I begged again, she would really beat me! "

"No need to doubt it, I believe it!"

Penny nodded in understanding: "If it were me, I would hit you too!"

"Why?"

Zhang Wei was puzzled.

"Because she is the bride!"

Petunia smiled and said: "Every bride hopes that her wedding will be perfect. Any flaw is the bride's mortal enemy. With psoriasis-like demands like yours, most women can't help but do it. She can endure the last , It’s so gentle!”

"Yeah?"

Zhang Wei said speechlessly: "But I always feel that she is crazy!"

"Yes!"

Lu Ziqiao answered: "But she is also very hot~ I really don't understand how Wang Tiezhu got such a hot fiancée. Even according to my calculation method, she has a score of 9. What a pity..."

"By the way, she asked me to tell you..."

Zhang Wei could not see that Lu Ziqiao coveted Tian Erniu, so he told Lu Ziqiao about Tian Erniu's threat, and then said distressedly: "I am 100% sure that I will definitely fill in the invitation card to bring a female companion..."

"Come on!"

Lu Ziqiao said contemptuously: "Do you know what I think? You definitely didn't bring a female companion with you, because deep down in your heart, you don't want to bring a female companion with you to such an occasion. This is the same as carrying a female companion with you when you go hunting. What difference does a dead deer make?”

"You said Harley was a dead deer?"

Penny plays with taste.

"Are we talking about Harley? No! We are analyzing Zhang Wei's heart!"

Lu Ziqiao quickly changed the subject: "Zhang Wei, you keep saying that you just want to develop a stable relationship, fall in love, get married and have children, but in the end, you are just a single!

Most of the time, your understanding of feelings comes from your fantasy. Just like those who fantasize about the emperor eating golden steamed buns, it is all false!

Why do women prefer those prodigal men who never change their fortunes? Is it because they are rich and good-looking?

of course!

But this is only the main reason. There are other factors. For example, if the prodigal sons still choose them after wandering in the flowers, they really choose them after considering all the realistic situations!

In reality, there are not many surprises and temptations that prodigals have not encountered. In this regard, prodigals like them are more reliable! Instead of relying entirely on imagination like you, once you encounter temptation, you can hardly control it!

As for why they, the prodigal sons, can endure the temptation better, but you can't, is it because they were too promiscuous when they were young and didn't know how to take care of themselves, so that they suddenly realized that when the prodigal son turned back, he was already a sage and a holy Buddha, while a single like you The dog has been holding back monsters for so many years?

of course!

But this is also the main reason, not the whole reason!

Examples of the same situation include those who would rather marry a good artist than a divorced wife, etc.!

What does this tell us? "

"Life is miserable, being single is even worse?"

Zhang Wei looked sad.

"Idiot! Why do you always miss the point!"

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei on the head and scolded with a smile: "I have said all this, just to tell you the truth, we want to be prodigal sons! It will be later that the prodigal son will turn around without paying for the money. Now you are not a prodigal son, what will happen in the future?

So forget about Harley, follow me, Lu Xiaobu, and follow me to conquer the world, and you will always meet your Diao Chan! Even if she is just a stick figure...but she is your Diao Chan after all!

So what you have to do now is to achieve a small goal among those bridesmaids, and first make yourself the coolest kind of man in the world! "

"The coolest kind of man..."

Zhang Wei said blankly: "What kind of man?"

"Oh, how did you get into law school with your understanding? Did you go through the back door? No? It's more likely that you had to go through the back door passively?"

Lu Ziqiao raised her forehead and said, "I'm talking about the prodigal son, I keep talking about the prodigal son!

Why was Robert Downey Jr.'s performance of Iron Man so successful back then? It was almost like the real Iron Man. It was because he lived a prodigal life like Iron Man and acted in his true colors!

Captain America, Spider-Man and other great characters all depend on him. You should know what people want! Do you understand it or not? "

"not understand!"

Zhang Wei shook his head, then looked at Penny, and said tangledly: "Maybe I should call Erniu again and talk to her. I really filled out the invitation card to bring a female companion..."

"Forget it, Zhang Wei! I guess you didn't fill it in either. The reason why you have this illusion is entirely because you really want to take Harley there now. You were drunk so many times after drinking milk at that time. What do you mean? Are you sure it’s true?”

Penny shook her head and said, "No need to explain. Besides, she is getting married soon. She has too many things to worry about. You don't really want to be beaten by the bride, do you?"

"Then what should I do?"

Zhang Wei said with a sad face.

"The only thing you can do is tell Harley she can't go!"

Penny said seriously: "While Harley can still accept it, if she goes out of her way to prepare for this, you will be dead!"

"..."

Zhang Wei thought for a while and said with a grimace: "I think it's better to think of another way! There is no perfect way! I really don't want to give up this opportunity. I feel that this is the only chance for Harley and I to get back together. …”

"It's up to you!"

Penny rolled her eyes and got up to go to the toilet. She thought to herself that Zhang Wei is indeed a fool. Although he is very persistent, he is at best a persistent fool, that is, he is still a fool...

"Otherwise, just ask Wang Tiezhu!"

Lu Ziqiao teased.

"May I?"

Zhang Wei's eyes lit up.

"certainly!"

Lu Ziqiao joked: "You are classmates, and this is his wedding after all. Although he is relatively weak, he still has a say..."

"Yes! Tie Zhu and I are good buddies, he can definitely understand me! I'll call him now."

As if Zhang Wei had found a treasure, he quickly took out his mobile phone, dialed the groom Wang Tiezhu's number, and told the story.

"No problem at all!"

"real?"

"Of course! The more people there are, the more fun it will be!"

"Thank you so much! But do you need to discuss it with Erniu? After all, she said..."

"No! During the wedding rehearsal in the morning, she even scolded our 7-year-old flower girl for being a reporter...so don't mind, she's just too stressed!"

"Isn't she usually like this?"

"……right."

"..."

Sensing that the groom was still unsatisfied, even Zhang Wei knew that he should not continue talking, otherwise he would become one of the sinners who ruined other people's weddings like Lu Ziqiao.

"Thank you, Tiezhu! Happy wedding!"

Zhang Wei hung up the phone.

"He agreed?"

Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei strangely.

"He said yes! That's great!"

Zhang Wei said happily.

"Who agreed?"

Penny came back from the toilet and asked casually.

"Iron pillar!"

Zhang Wei said happily: "He agreed to my request! Hallie can go to the wedding with me!"

"Wait, wait! Did you pass the bride?"

Penny looked at Zhang Wei like a fool: "Do you know what you did?"

"I succeeded..."

Zhang Wei's face froze and he was unsure.

"Yes, you succeeded!"

Petunia sneered and said, "There was a hornet's nest there and it seemed harmless, until you poked it again and again, and knocked down the hornet's nest!"

"It's not that exaggerated, is it?"

Zhang Wei said weakly.

"Hmm."

Penny sneered.

"Yes! You are dead!"

Lu Ziqiao, who had given Zhang Wei advice before, nodded very seriously, making Zhang Wei's face darken.

"Didn't you ask me to do this?"

"yes!"

Lu Ziqiao said nonsense seriously: "I asked you to do that, but brother, you should know my position. How many times have I told you not to take Hallie with you? Don't you remember?"

"Lu, Zi, Qiao!!!"

Zhang Wei gritted his teeth.

At this moment, the phone rang. Zhang Wei took it out and looked at it. He trembled and said in a trembling voice, "It's Tian Erniu!"

"Look, here comes the problem!"

Penny shrugged.

"Ziqiao, come pick me up!"

Zhang Wei handed the phone to Lu Ziqiao and said with a grimace: "This is all your idea, you have to take responsibility for it! I'm so afraid of Tian Erniu now!"

"Help you get the bride? Accept the challenge!"

Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up, he snapped his fingers, took the phone, and said calmly: "Zhang Wei's call! Hi, Erniu, I'm Lu Ziqiao. What? Really?"

"Oh, it looks like you're dead!"

Penny raised her eyebrows at Zhang Wei.

"Why?"

Zhang Wei was puzzled.

"Didn't you see Zi Qiao's happy face?"

Penny shook her head and said, "You have to suffer Zi Qiao's losses many times before you can truly understand what Zi Qiao's expression means!"

"Isn't he happy?"

Zhang Wei said in surprise.

"No! He is indeed very happy!"

Penny was speechless: "But just like he suggested that you go past the bride and talk directly to the groom, do you think his joy is a good thing for you? Lesson! It's only been a minute and you forgot again? I am Should I say you are innocent, or should I say you are stupid?"

"I'm stupid!"

Zhang Wei finally came to his senses and almost cried when he looked at Lu Ziqiao who was smiling happily: "I was so stupid!"

On the phone, Tian Erniu was crying to Lu Ziqiao about what had just happened.

After Zhang Wei called, Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu discussed the wedding at home.

"Dear, Zhang Wei called me and said he was going to bring Hallie to the wedding. I agreed and let you know!"

"What did you say???!!!"

Tian Erniu was furious and started to get angry at Wang Tiezhu. Although Wang Tiezhu wanted to explain gently, the bride was not the only one affected by the recent wedding. As Tian Erniu's tone and words became more and more unpleasant, Wang Tiezhu's expression became more and more ugly. cold.

"...Tell me, what else would you do besides holding me back every time..."

"...Can you calm down and try to be more flexible? We are getting married. It is a happy event. Don't make it look like a funeral..."

"...And your mother!..."

Of course the quarrels between the two cannot be fully described. Anyway, what started as an attack on life turned into a grudge involving several generations...

"……do you know?"

Wang Tiezhu stared blankly at Tian Erniu who looked like a shrew. He could no longer suppress the anger in his chest and shouted coldly: "The wedding is cancelled!"

With that said, she slammed the door and walked away, leaving behind a dazed Tian Erniu. Shortly afterwards, Tian Erniu came to her senses and burst into tears. Thinking of the culprit, she went downstairs to take a taxi and prepared to kill Zhang Wei. I couldn't bear it anymore, so I called Zhang Wei, planning to scold Zhang Wei first before venting his anger!

"They broke up for good!"

Lu Ziqiao covered the microphone with one hand and winked at Zhang Wei and Penny.

Penny's eyes widened and she gave Zhang Wei a hard slap.

"It's not my fault, right?"

Zhang Wei couldn't care less about the pain and looked at Lu Ziqiao pleadingly.

Lu Ziqiao just smiled and continued to listen to Tian Erniu's cries over there, responding with a nasal voice from time to time.

"My father has spent a lot of money on this grand wedding. If he finds out, he will definitely kill me, and he will also kill Zhang Wei! I will kill Zhang Wei too!!!"

"Okay, honey, calm down!"

Lu Ziqiao said gently: "Do you want to find a place to talk?"

"Now I just want to find a place to get drunk!"

"It's okay, we'll wait for you downstairs at the TBBT bar."

Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up, and she hung up the phone without giving Tian Erniu a chance to refuse.

"I am dead!"

Zhang Wei wailed.

"Yes! Indeed! If their wedding cannot be held normally tomorrow, you owe her father $400,000!"

Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei sympathetically.

"..."

Zhang Wei swallowed his saliva, and the number 400,000 kept echoing in his mind, and then the crying on his face became more intense: "400,000... How can I have 400,000 US dollars? It's not enough to sell me. This time I He is really dead..."

"Not necessarily! As long as we let their wedding go on, you don't have to die!"

Lu Ziqiao reminded.

"Do you have such good intentions?"

Petunia looked at Lu Ziqiao suspiciously.

"I am Zhang Wei's best friend! Although I usually joke with him, at this moment, I will never joke about Zhang Wei's life and death!"

Lu Ziqiao said seriously: "400,000 U.S. dollars! If Zhang Wei really takes on this debt, then the rest of his life will be really tragic!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Zhang Wei started crying again when he heard this.

"Okay, what should we do now?"

Penny was disturbed by Zhang Wei's crying and said irritably.

"Listen to me. Now, you and Zhang Wei go to Wang Tiezhu and persuade him to be better!"

Lu Ziqiao stood up and said, "I'm going to inform Tian Erniu's chief bridesmaid and ask her to comfort Tian Erniu. We'll work separately, go go go!!!"

As he said that, he clapped his hands hard and urged Zhang Wei and Penny to leave the bar. Looking at Zhang Wei and Penny's leaving figures, Lu Ziqiao smiled strangely, returned to the bar, and arranged her hair and suit in the bathroom. He looked at himself in the mirror and said, "This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, Lu Xiaobu, you can do it! Come on!"