American TV series World Rescue

California.

Pasadena.

TBBT Apartments.

Bar downstairs.

"It won't work, it won't work! Sanqing Taoist Master, Tathagata Buddha, God! I beg you to show mercy and accept this evildoer Halli!"

Lu Ziqiao stumbled from the bar and sat down next to Penny and others, shouting grandly.

"What's wrong, Zi Qiao, was cooked again, no, was robbed again?"

Petunia gloated.

"you do not say!"

Lu Ziqiao wailed: "Nowadays, there are more and more lace edges, and Hallie keeps bending the straight ones. I can't get through this day~!"

"Don't you always say that your idol is Owen Lee?"

Penny joked: "I recently read the online novel "Rebirth of America: The American Drama System" that you recommended. If I remember correctly, Owen Lee can even handle lace! He formed Eternity back then. The dance teachers and instructors hired by the Gun Chorus used to be very lace!"

"I know I know."

Lu Ziqiao sighed: "You think I don't want to deal with Harley..."

"Um???!!!"

Zhang Wei next to him suddenly exploded and glared at Lu Ziqiao: "What did you say?!!! I treat you as a brother, but you want to sleep with my wife?!!!"

"It's my ex-fiancée!"

Lu Ziqiao complained: "You are still an aggressive lace girl! If you really want to say it, you should thank me, I am doing it all for your own good! Looking at your coward, you must still miss Harley, but you have to rely on yourself , don’t even think about it in this life! I’m the only one who still has some hope. If I can break Harley straight, wouldn’t your dream come true? Do you think you should thank me?”

"I thank you, I thank your whole family!!!"

Zhang Wei's values ​​are still traditional and not so distorted, and he doesn't agree with Lu Ziqiao's nonsense at all.

It's Penny's father, Ted Mosby, who is such a typical Westerner and doesn't care about the countless past experiences of his girlfriend and wife. When he faced Robin, the person he loved from beginning to end, he was attracted to Owen Lee, and he also Fear will also whisper in her heart, is the Robin that Owen Lee has been with still his blue trumpet?

It turned out that his worries were all true. It took a long time for Robin to return to his blue trumpet. What a painful realization...

"You're welcome!"

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder: "Zhang Wei, I think you should give up. Hallie is not a woman you can have!"

"yes!"

Petunia echoed: "Not only is Harley not something you can have, she is also your competitor, although you are not taken seriously by her at all..."

"You don't understand..."

Zhang Wei showed an expression of vicissitudes of life that said, "It was once difficult to make water out of the sea, except for Wushan, it is nothing like clouds."

"I really can't tell Zhang Wei that you are so infatuated!"

Penny was a little surprised and looked at Zhang Wei with admiration. In the past, it was useless for Zhang Wei to live or die. But if he still does this after such a long time, that is infatuation. The role of time in it is really incredible.

"Don't let him fool you!"

Lu Ziqiao complained: "It's not just him, any man would never forget the cruel and beautiful girl like Halle, but some people quickly find new loves and quickly get out of their fantasies.

And some people, like Zhang Wei, always crash and die even if they have top wingmen like me and Harley. Before he can find a new love, every time he crashes, he will naturally treat Harley more. imagination!

This is not at all because he is infatuated with Harley, but because the hormones in his body have nowhere to vent, and even the object of fantasy is limited to Harley due to various factors, it is just a neurological disorder caused by Harley alone! This is a disease! Got a cure! "

"You are the one who is sick!"

Zhang Wei scolded: "Is this why you shamelessly miss your brother's wife?!"

"It's my ex-fiancée!"

Lu Ziqiao corrected her: "How many times have I told you, you are not married, and even if you are married, you are still divorced now. Could it be that since you have broken up, you still don't allow Hallie to have other boyfriends?"

"No!"

Zhang Wei said angrily.

"Do you dare to say this to Harley?"

Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei sideways.

"..."

Zhang Wei was speechless and choked, how dare he...

"I knew you wouldn't dare!"

Lu Ziqiao said disdainfully: "Since Harley can choose her boyfriend freely, why can't it be me? Compared to those who are unfamiliar with her, I have said it countless times that choosing me is good for you. You should understand! "

"You know nothing!"

Zhang Wei scolded: "Ziqiao, if you still think of me as a friend, don't say such disgusting things in the future. I am a traditional Chinese from the other side. I cannot accept the foreign custom of taking turns to pair up among friends." ! If you make any outrageous move towards Harley, no, say such disgusting words again, we will break off our relationship!"

"Breaking off friendship? What kind of gesture are you doing?"

Lu Ziqiao subconsciously joked, but when she saw Zhang Wei's serious eyes, she knew that Zhang Wei was really not joking, so she stopped her smile, patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "Since you said so, I will naturally abide by the brotherhood rules in the future. Brother, believe it or not, I value our brotherhood more than having a cruel and beautiful girl like Harley!"

"Zi Qiao..."

Zhang Wei was a little moved.

"cut!"

Penny complained: "Why do I sound so unconvinced by this! Zhang Wei, don't be fooled by him! He just said it himself, Harley is an aggressive lesbian. Do you think he hasn't tried it? He He has failed many times and knows that he can't handle Harley at all, so he is so affectionate and loyal to you!"

"Um?!"

When Zhang Wei heard this, his emotion immediately dissipated and he stared at Lu Ziqiao.

"None of this matters!"

Lu Ziqiao hugged Zhang Wei and forcibly changed the subject: "The important thing is that we brothers work together to break the gold! Harley and everything are just clouds! Tiezhu's wedding is coming soon, what did you think of?"

"Share money!"

Zhang Wei said with a sad face.

"..."

Lu Ziqiao paused and patted Zhang Wei on the head: "Stupid! There are many beautiful bridesmaids! We are the best men and have innate rights to possess these bridesmaids!

Question, what are the benefits of having possession rights? The answer is, gallop! Ask again, what regrets do you have about riding a horse this time? The only pity of the answer is that Tie Zhu didn't let me throw the ultimate bachelor's night party for him, which wasted my feelings for him! "

"The question is, do you have feelings? The answer is, you don't! Tiezhu is my college classmate, and you have only met a few times. If you hadn't shamelessly wanted to participate, do you think you would have received the invitation?"

Zhang Wei complained: "Ask me again, you really don't know why Tie Zhu doesn't let you throw the ultimate bachelor's night party for him? The answer is, look at me now, you should have some idea!"

"Yes, Zi Qiao!"

Penny teased from the side: "Your plans are always intermediate, aren't there any more advanced ones?"

"None of that matters!"

Lu Ziqiao once again made a big move and waved away the questions he didn't want to answer. He patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Our focus from beginning to end has been on two basic points. No, no, it's four. , eight, sixteen..."

"Forget it! Since I learned my lesson last time, I have to stay eight feet away from you even at other people's weddings to avoid being implicated by you."

Zhang Wei pushed Lu Ziqiao away and said depressedly: "Not everyone is like me. You ruined the wedding and hung out with you all day long! If you ruin Tie Zhu's wedding again, do you believe you will be raped? Explosive hammer death? He is not like me who was born in an orphanage and has no one to rely on..."

"Don't be like this! I will never do such a thing this time, I will serve four!"

Lu Ziqiao consoled her, "This time we brothers can just focus on conquering the bridesmaids group. Is that okay?"

"no!"

Zhang Wei shook his head and said: "I think Harley still has feelings for me, and I can still save it, so I invited Harley to be my female companion!"

"Isn't it? You haven't given up yet?"

Lu Ziqiao glared and said, "What gave you the illusion and courage to think that Harley is still interested in you?"

"Because she agreed!"

Zhang Wei smiled longingly and said, "If she didn't still have feelings for me, why would she agree?"

"oh!"

Lu Ziqiao clapped her head in annoyance and shouted: "The reason why she agreed to you is because she also covets those bridesmaids! You idiot! You have suffered miserably this time! The fish pond I hired was forcibly divided by you Two halves..."

Speaking of this, Lu Ziqiao became more and more sad and angry as he spoke, almost shouting: "Are you satisfied now?"

"Um."

Zhang Wei nodded honestly.

"Then our previous rights and wrongs have been wiped out?"

Lu Ziqiao smiled with a face-changing expression.

"no!"

Zhang Wei had been tricked by Lu Ziqiao a lot, and he had gradually become accustomed to Lu Ziqiao's tricks, so he shook his head calmly.

"Oh~"

Lu Ziqiao exclaimed exaggeratedly.

"hehe."

Zhang Wei chuckled and remained unmoved.

"..."

Lu Ziqiao was speechless and looked at Zhang Wei sincerely: "Old Zhang, you have changed!"

"There is a saying on the other side, poverty leads to change and prosperity, so you know, I am always changing!"

Zhang Wei said straightforwardly: "Because I am very poor!"

The next day.

Zhang Wei met Wang Tiezhu's bride Tian Erniu by chance on the way to work, so he took the initiative to say hello: "Hi, Erniu!"

Tian Erniu was on the phone. After hearing this, she glanced sideways at Zhang Wei, raised her finger to signal Zhang Wei to wait a moment, and then shouted into the phone in a tone that surprised Zhang Wei: "Yes! I want the tower." Hiti Vanilla! Did you write it wrong?!

No! No! No! Listen to me! If the cake at my wedding isn't Tahitian vanilla, I'm going to burn your shop down! Do you think I'm kidding? Then you try it! that's all! "

After saying that, he hung up the phone vigorously!

Zhang Wei was stunned as he listened. Is this still the gentle and affectionate Tian Erniu in his impression?

Why are you so tough! It’s almost like eating people!

"Hi, Zhang Wei."

"Hi……"

Zhang Wei was excited and quickly said with a smile: "Er Niu, how are you doing lately?"

“My wedding is in two days, that’s it!”

Tian Erniu rolled her eyes at Zhang Wei.

"Don't worry, it will be fine!"

Zhang Wei consoled him.

"Just like you?"

Tian Erniu complained, and then apologized: "I'm sorry, I've been under a lot of pressure lately."

"It's okay, I understand."

Zhang Wei forced a smile.

“Long live understanding.”

Tian Erniu smiled, but soon thought of something, and said with a stern face: "Bring me a message to Lu Ziqiao. If he dares to take Tie Zhu to the ultimate bachelor night party in any way, tell him, I will make him die in an ugly way, no, I will make all of you die in an ugly way!"

"Understood, I will definitely tell Zi Qiao!"

Zhang Wei smiled and said, "We are all looking forward to your wedding."

"Of course you should expect that, there are so many single girls!"

Tian Erniu patted Zhang Wei.

"this……"

Zhang Wei smiled and said: "I will bring a female companion there, so I won't compete for those single girls!"

"What?!"

Tian Erniu was startled and her tone immediately increased.

"I will take my female companion with me."

Zhang Wei's heart suddenly skipped a beat.

"You can't bring a female companion!"

Tian Erniu shook her head.

"No, I want to bring it."

Zhang Wei had already agreed to Ha Li and regarded this as an opportunity for them to get back together. Even though he was a little scared of Tian Erniu like this, he still mustered up the courage to speak.

"No, no!"

Tian Erniu's tone improved again.

"But what I wrote on the invitation card was to bring a female companion!"

Zhang Weiqiang smiled.

Although Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu are both from the other side of the world, they have lived abroad most of the time, so the wedding ceremony was also in Western style.

The guests of a Western-style wedding are all a mess. Whether to come alone or bring a male and female companions has been booked months in advance. You can reduce the number of guests, but adding more people depends on the attitude of the couple. Obviously Tian Erniu is not that easy to talk to!

"No, you didn't."

"Er Niu, I am sure I have chosen!"

Zhang Wei made a last-ditch effort.

"No!"

Tian Erniu grabbed Zhang Wei's clothes and shouted: "Zhang Wei, you did not choose to bring a female companion, you are not allowed to bring a female companion to my wedding!"

"cocoa……"

Zhang Wei looked struggling: "I have already invited..."

"I don't care! You can't bring a female companion anyway!"

Tian Erniu said with a cold face: "The guest list was decided a few months ago. You definitely did not choose to include a female companion. If you had chosen, I would have called you to provide your name so that I could print it." Good seat card.

Did I call you? Did you receive a place card with her name on it? And what does she eat? And you have always been single, so where do you get the confidence to say that you always have a female companion?

Let’s talk about a few months ago, when you had just been dumped by your fiancée, and you were still sitting in your apartment drinking milk every day! You should know now how full of loopholes you say! "

"come on!"

Zhang Wei said speechlessly: "Second girl, don't you even have an extra seat?"

"Don't force me to flatter you! You know I've been very angry lately!"

Tian Erniu threatened coldly.

"..."

Zhang Wei was taken aback by Tian Erniu's momentum and couldn't help but take a few steps back. He didn't dare to say anything more and retreated.

For men, brides are untouchable, let alone a bride suffering from wedding anxiety!