American comics: This guy is crazy

Jack's face was grim, and he approached step by step.

He turned a deaf ear to Allen's warning, and seemed to be struggling desperately with nowhere to escape.

Bang!

The ground collapsed.

Jack fell into the pit.

Allen and Morgan looked at each other, and couldn't help but smile.

"I told you not to come over, why didn't you listen."

Allen squatted on the edge of the pit, looked at Jack lying in the pit, and said with emotion: "Young people nowadays just don't listen to advice."

"Grandpa, he is so stupid."

Morgan knelt down and picked up a branch and stretched it into the pit, saying kindly: "Catch it, I will rescue you."

You are a good person.

I really thank your family.

Jack, who was lying in the pit, wanted to get up and unexpectedly found that the pit was filled with lubricating oil.

He couldn't stand up directly, and there was no foothold at all.

"Boss!"

A burst of rustling sound came.

A group of desperate warriors and armed bandits came to support.

The first thing he noticed was the target, and then he saw Jack in the pit covered in lubricant, struggling like a loach.

"Don't worry about me, kill this madman first and then take back the hostage." Jack roared.

"Yes!"

The desperate warriors who surrounded him had fire in their veins, and they looked at Allen with murderous eyes.

"If you get closer, I will die in front of you."

Allen held Morgan and retreated to the edge of the cliff.

Obviously, they didn't care about Allen's life or death, they only cared about whether they could bring Morgan back alive.

The desperate warriors exchanged glances, wanting to take advantage of the target by surprise.

In the end, they were one step late.

"Goodbye."

Allen turned around and jumped, and actually jumped off a cliff hundreds of meters high.

Several desperate warriors quickly leaned against the edge of the cliff and looked down, but saw Allen skiing on the inclined mountain surface with a round shield.

"Eh ha..., I'm the intestinal speed skating champion."

"Ah..., I'm going to die!"

The cheerful voices of Allen and Morgan echoed in the mountains, and disappeared from sight in an instant.

Falling from such a high position, even desperate warriors dare not guarantee survival.

The main uncertainty is whether they can survive after falling and bumping their heads.

After all, the only weakness is the brain.

And many armed robbers launched rescue work, because the boss alone can't leave the deep pit.

The silky lubricant will slip with a little force.

Jack's legs exerted force and fell directly with a mouth full of sticky and slippery liquid.

Obviously, it must be one of the special weapons developed by Allen.

"Tie the ropes together, tie up the boss and pull him up."

Soon, the ropes specially used for tying people were connected together and thrown into the pit.

Jack put it on his body and repeatedly tied several knots. The whole process inevitably stained with a lot of lubricant.

"One, two, three, pull!"

Everyone pulled the rope out.

Hiss…

With a little effort, the knot of the rope was untied, as if there was no friction at all.

A completely unscientific product.

"It won't work."

Jack couldn't pull it up at all, he just felt the rope scratching his body.

"How about a human ladder?"

"We can only give it a try."

Several desperate warriors discussed and forced all the armed bandits to jump into the pit.

They hoped to rescue Jack by using a human ladder.

In fact, in their view, the bandits were just tools that didn't matter whether they lived or died. The important thing was Jack, he was Killian's brother, and there couldn't be any mistakes, otherwise he would be buried with him.

One after another, the bandits jumped into the pit.

However, they found a terrible problem, they couldn't cooperate at all.

Everyone was like a loach, not to mention standing up, they couldn't even support each other, like a group of rats falling into an oil tank.

"I have a way, everyone dig together and dig a channel upwards."

While they were busy with the rescue.

A portal appeared out of thin air.

Allen and Morgan turned back again.

"You dare to come back!"

This move made the desperate warriors confused, and their brain circuits were very strange.

Logically speaking, they should be grateful for being able to escape successfully, but they actually came back to die, which was really bullying.

"There are so many balls and sacks."

Allen said calmly: "Don't you want to know what liquid is in the pit?"

"What liquid?" Jack, who was sitting in the pit, looked up and asked.

Allen looked down from above, with a meaningful smile on his face, and looked down at his lower body.

Suddenly, Jack's expression could not be calm, and he angrily said: "Fuck, @#￥￥O##..."

Immediately, the armed bandits in the pit felt that they were not clean, and tried desperately to climb out of the pit.

Unfortunately, they climbed again and again, fell again and again, and were anxious to cry.

And the disgust in the eyes of several desperate warriors on the edge of the pit was hard to hide.

Tsk tsk tsk...

It feels like I can't even wash it clean in the shower.

It's too dirty.

"I know you're in a hurry, but don't worry." Allen grinned.

"What's the matter, @#* # ￥* # ..., vomit..., ￥ # ￥ # ..., vomit..."

Jack, who had already lost his mind, couldn't help vomiting while cursing.

"Grandpa, what's wrong with him?" Morgan asked with a strange look on his face.

"This is morning sickness."

Allen touched his chin seriously and asked in confusion: "How can a man have morning sickness? I didn't use any strange materials, just substances extracted from aloe vera and cactus."

Uh...

It turns out to be purely natural extraction.

It made them sick for nothing.

This guy is really damned, he deliberately hinted in his eyes and distorted his thinking.

"Leave me alone, arrest people quickly." Jack urged and ordered.

"Wait!"

Just as the desperate warrior was about to take action, Allen shouted confidently: "It's not that I look down on you, I guess you can't even beat my granddaughter."

"..."

Looking at Morgan one after another, he suddenly felt that he was making a joke.

She is just a six-year-old girl, and the Extremis Warrior can easily crush stubborn rocks, which is no longer a dimensional comparison.

"Are you stalling for time?" someone asked with a stern face.

I really can't think of any reason other than procrastinating for time.

The act of leaving and coming back is nothing more than trying to catch them all.

"No no no..."

Allen waved his hand and said, "You misunderstood. I just want to give my granddaughter a taste of what it's like to be a superhero."

"..."

This is even more difficult to understand.

How does a six-year-old child experience it? Even if the injection of super serum and Extremis virus is successful, he may not be able to defeat an adult Extremis warrior.

Seeing that the other party didn't believe it, Allen could only prove it through practical actions.

He took off the toilet plug from his waist and reminded: "Morgan, hold my magic weapon."

"OK."

Morgan followed the instructions, held his lower hand on the pole, tilted his head and asked, "Then what?"

"Recite Saipan Transformation out loud with me."

"Ouch!"

At this time, the desperate warriors and the armed robbers held their breath and watched what tricks the big one and the small one were going to play.

"Saipan, transform."

"Saipan, transform."

boom!

There was a deafening thunder.

Immediately afterwards, a dazzling thunder and lightning fell.